/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12181467
Would look better if not swimming in a pool of oil, but fuck it I'd eat it

>>12181471
it looks like absolute shit

Does he eat jalapenos with every meal?

>>12181505
I think so. It's all part of his keto shilling

>>12181467
they are generally slops of shit

Every meal I see here is either dry as a bone or soaking in oil. Balance that out and any of these would be fine.

Everything other than the first pic looks pretty good

You can tell cooking is kind of a new hobby of his and he’s getting better as he does it more. Whatever. I’ve never had elk though and would like to try it

>>12181505
You don't? I bet your body is riddled with AIDS and gonorrhea. You must give your life to the almighty jalapeno.

These really don't look THAT bad. Some of them are kind of questionable but they all at least look edible. Why does he eat mayo with everything though?

>>12181467
This is what happens, Larry, when you cook high on weed.

>>12181505

>muh oil!!!
Fat is flavor you faggots. Joe probably eats healthier than 90 percent of this board anyways.

>>12181478
what is his problem

>>12181478
It looks like shit but it probably doesn't taste too bad.

Joe Rogan!?

>>12181467
I don't think about them at all
>>12181694
t. delusional joe rogan cultist, let me summarize your ''''''''''''ideology''''''''''''''\
>dude what if like, weed? DUUUDE weeed
>aren't minorities the REAL racists? DUUUDE like, THINK about it maaan, WHOA
>dude SOLAR ROADS maan, what if we made the SOLAR panels out of ROADS, THINK about it
>whoa, like scientists were wrong once, DUUUDE like THINK about it that means they could STILL be wrong, WHOA
>lol, WEED DUDE WEEED

>>12181715
>Men talking about man things is bad
Okay tranny back to your dilation circle

jesus christ brogan wtf are you doing

>>12181721
>joe Rogan talks about man things
Fuck off cuck

>>12181721
>Men talking about man things
>btw I can't stop thinking about men in drag
Jesus, you're a mess

>>12181728
>>12181739
SEETHING. Why run an op on /ck/ of all boards? I thought you faggots stuck to /tv/and /r9k/

>>12181721
>muh man thingys
Dude, please, your incel level is beyond normal incel. Please hire a hooker and have sex ffs.

>>12181467
I mean they're all hideous, but probably not a bad start to the day if you plan to just hike around and shoot something.
There's this weird thing going on where people think you have to be a good cook, like cooking is a high-level skill. And it is, for the top .001% of people, but eating is something everyone has to do on a daily basis, so I'm not gonna get mad at a guy making acceptable-level dishes to sustain himself for the next 12 hours.

you know you fucked up in life when youtube keeps recommending joe rogan videos for
you.

>>12181753
Fuck you for speaking so reasonably here, motherfucker!

>>12181721
Include me in the screenshot

He can't keep getting away with this.

>>12181467
Looks like it would taste good. Home cooking without wasting effort on aesthetics.

>>12181767

His food gives you a Joe Rogan type high

>>12181483
why does the avocado look like that? and who eats avocados like that?

>>12181779
mmm, uncooked egg and sambal sandwich. what other way to make those Joe Rogan brand farts.

In most cases they probably taste fine to good, aside from the excessive oil but are extremely unhealthy to be eating everyday.

>>12181712
based and crack partypilled

looks like what a level 3 chef would make after rebecca divorced him and took the kids

>>12182671
Peak ripeness. And I eat avocado that way. When it's that ripe, it doesn't need anything else. A pinch of salt, maybe. No toast.

#healthyasfuckatanysize

>>12182680
He's working out damn near everyday. It's not doing anything bad to him. Its snacks, fast food, and sugary shit that will kill someone.

>>12182781
Take that to /fit/.

>>12181467
I'm not interested on DMT, thanks.

>>12181483
If I was on death row, I would ask for this exact plate as my last meal. The cold hand of death would feel like a loving embrace.

>>12182789
Snacks, fast food, and sugary junk is unhealthy but so is saturated fat combined with high cholesterol. You are likely someone who believes those are fine, so I reckon we don't need to argue because you have your notions and I have mine. Neither will convince each other, no point in typing it all out.

>>12182813
>he doesn't like microwaved leftover steak

Doesn’t seem to have any idea how to use a frying pan and hasn’t gotten any better at it for years.

>>12182826
I like moderation myself. But I do limit the sugar more. Fats aren't bad in moderation, especially if you are active. Those eggs are looking good right now, but I'm patting them with a paper towel.

>>12181467
He cooks everything on super high heat. Crispy on the outside, raw/uncooked insides

>>12181467
About as obnoxious looking as him so it fits

Rogan is such a pseud in almost everything he does.
I say almost because I think he probably does know a lot about fighting, but all the science and history etc. he tries to talk about on his show is way out of his league and he always ends up sounding like a fucking idiot because he can't admit he doesn't know anything about the subject.
He has very interesting guests, though. He's the worst part of his own show really. That's why the best episodes are the ones with a guest who is used to talking a lot. I can't imagine anybody listening to JRE to hear Rogan. The one with Ant Cumia was great because Ant pretty much just talked for four hours.

His food probably tastes decent, to be fair. Mostly since he uses good ingredients.
He really should put just a little effort into making it look nice if he wants to share it on social media, though. Every dish he puts up looks like something I threw together at 2AM while drunk.

>>12181721
based

>>12181467
He likes eggs.
I like eggs.
I like spicy.
I eat the same/10

>>12181685
not nearly enough eggs

reminder that you will never be as healthy as joe

>>12181750
Hookers don't count. It's the lack of emotional acceptance that causes the pain.

>>12181467
I unironically like Joe Rogan. He is just such an absurd person. He is a living meme. I don't care for anything he says but I love listening to him say it.

>>12181721
Kill yourself, retard.

>>12181744
>Run an op
jesu fucking christ it's so painfully obvious you're from reddit. why do you fucking idiots have to shit up every god damn board these days?

>>12183501
Wait. Does it mean I can use my feces as fertilizer for my house plants?

>>12183530
Can't listen to him after Elon Musk. He's blatantly full of himself in a very venomous manner. You can sense the fear and discomfort in most of his guests, especially the revisiting ones.

>>12181467
This is just Kay's cooking but taken with a better camera.

>>12181467
train wrecks. I've hacked up more attractive things.

>>12183638
I didn't even notice that before, what is it referring to? Do Joe Rogan drones think that everyone who makes fun of Joe Rogan is part of some coordinated, jew-controlled "operation"?

>>12181467
that's such a small amount of food for someone so fucking fat, i guarantee he is binge eating on oreos and cookies behind the scenes

>>12181753
>high level skill

the best results in cooking are often seen by following the most basic methodology and using the least amount of ingredients. modern gastronomy is steeped in pretension and pomposity. some of the best chefs in the world advocate simplicity, championing ways of cooking that virtually anyone could master with a little bit of practice.

>>12183708
Well yeah, what do you think fertilizer is usually made of?

>>12183790
Industrial fertiliser is generally made from potash.

>>12183812
Or powdered fish
>https://www.amazon.com/Seagate-Products-Fertilizer-Concentrate-Powder/dp/B002FU68XG

>>12181467
Literally who?

>>12183901
Or the shit of bats, sea birds, and worms...

>>12181467
Who the fuck is joe rogan and why should I care? Is some hollywood type? If so then I double don't care and wonder how much you get to shill it's crap?

I bet his farts are god awful. His food looks fucked but I’m sure it taste good

>>12181471
I think that is a raw egg. could be wrong but looks like a yolk in it and the food was placed on top of it?

>>12181467
That's interesting. Have you ever done DMT?

How much did he pay you sleazy fucks to bring his name up here to people who've never heard of him and don't care? Do you honestly I or anyone here is going to use a search engine to drum up it's ratings? You fags are seriously deluded.

>>12183731
This, was gonna say this.

>>12183713
Then why do they come back?

>>12181505
bud, I coat everything I eat with blairs mega death sauce, from yogurt to fucking french toast, jalapenos to some people are like bbq chips to others. Stop being a faggot

>>12182705
>looks like what a level 3 chef would make
a what? The fuck dude

>>12184251
You know you have your level 1s, 2s and 3s. Ametures, enthusiasts and professionals.

>>12184278
Sure, but isn't a "chef" automatically a professional? it's a job title that means the person in charge of the other workers in a kitchen.

Reminder he drinks bloated green shakes every morning like a youtube instagram vegan.

Why does he need to eat diced jalapenos with every meal?

>>12184354
Plebs think spicy peppers are a panacea.

>>12181744
Fuck off, Jim.

>>12184362
Or the amount of vitamins they contain...

>>12181721
>man things
Baha. And incels, and butthurt wannabe Chads wonder why they get critisized so much. Lemme go back using my man things for work.

>>12181765
Unfriend all your incel contacts and don’t click on anything they shared with you

I haven’t gotten any incel crap in my feed for over a year now

This man must take some rancid shits.

Tranny thread, cancer.

>>12183708
Yeah if you want your garden smelling of a punjab public bathroom

>>12181467
Looks bad Joe

>>12183638
Reddit is still awesome, 4chan(nel) is the one going to shit

>>12185084
yeah okay retard

>>12181493
That is one, incredibly fucking hard looking mayo.
Looks more like butter.

Imagine his farts.

>>12184789
lol

>>12184789
You happen to have the source pic for that one? I cant find it

>>12181721
*snap*

>>12181467
Reminds me of the slop I made in middle/high school

>>12181779
Based carebear

His cooking skill level is offensively bad. I wouldn't want to eat anything cooked by him, but he's doing better than lots of other people.

>>12185084
>Reddit invades 4chan and drastically changes the site culture
>"WTF?? LE WHY LE FUCK IS IT SO LE SHIT XDD???"

>>12186538
Sure, blame it on reddit and not the fact that you all decided to start larping as right wing xstians all of a sudden.

>>12186625
That was one loud cancerous board, and guess what that board is filled with?

>>12186654
nothing a couple gore threads can't fix

If you hate Joe Rogan you're an incel. That's it, there's no two ways about it. Try having the slightest shred of masculinity you fucking losers ahahaha

>>12186654
>was
Still going on right now. You don't even have to get political to get these freaks sperging out

>>12182671
Look like what and eat like what? Do you eat the pit or something?

>>12186938
Sure thing, Reddit.

>>12186948
That's right, if you don't get political they'll do it for you regardless of the situation. Still going on now and will be probably forever.

>>12181467

EXXON VALDEZ

>>12181467
Thread just kept getting funnier and funnier the more I scrolled down, this guy is a fucking psycho. He also doesn't seem to know how to cook.

>>12183501
Should someone explain to Joe what a plant is, or just let it go?

>>12187202
Joe Rogan is like the male version of Kim Kardashian. He has literally nothing going for him, but somehow figured out how to get millions of retarded zoomers to follow him on social media and somehow has influence and money because of shit like this. I honestly don't understand any of it, and think JR threads should be banned on /ck/.

>>12181715
>"I don't think about them at all"
>immediately shits out anti-Rogan essay

Your uncontrollable leftwing diarrhea is a fucking cult. Every time you faggot degenerates project your toxic hate-bloated bullshit, I feel the need to smash your jaw with a clawhammer.

There is no global warming, there is no Russia collusion, socialism will never fucking work, and nobody wants to be a vegetarian because you're a miserable bile-spewing piece of shit. Fuck your self-entitled diaper-shitting cult of social justice hypocrisy.

>>12182813
kek

>>12184655

>>12181467
It's mostly just to plug the primalkitchenfoods advert, he probably gets paid pretty nicely to post those.

>>12187699
every time you reddit fucktards spout your normalfag political cancer I feel the need to smash your dick with the empire state building

>>12181765
I don't watch anything that has anything to do with ANYTHING he talks about, I don't even watch any podcasts or whatever the fuck what he does is called and I still see that fucking bald faggot wearing headphones every time I open jewtube. It is really starting to piss me off desu. What did I do to deserve this bullshit? FUCK GOOGLE

>>12187827
he's what normies consider a smart person. think about that.

>>12184212
The same reason people love watching movies that scare them or why many come back to an abusive relationship. IT'S THE THRILL BABY

>>12186654
I'd like to think this is an elaborate attempt at trolling.

>>12187827
>>12188102

I think you guys are too edgelord, he himself said he's retarded and just tries to bring on diverse people for the show. Pretentious cucks

>>12187251
Explain 'nothing going for him' please. He's a highly successful stand up (just because you or I don't like his stand up doesn't mean he's unsuccessful). He was on a hit sitcom for many consecutive years. He was the host of fear factor for years. He is the color commentator for all the big ticket UFC fights. He has arguably the most successful podcast on the internet rn. And let's not forget he still has the strongest sidekick of any fighter in the UFC and he is 20+ years older than them. You can hate the guy all you want but to say he has nothing going for him is quite a stretch. There are plenty of celebrities I can't stand but I can't take away their success and accomplishments, and neither can you.

>>12183901
>>12183927
which means that vegetables aren't vegan lmao

>>12187251
Seething incel. Have sex

>>12188878

>>12188892
aw sweaty

>>12188894
We won’t be able to treat your asspain until you fill out the form

>>12181467
>>12181470
>>12181478
>>12181483
>>12181493
>>12181498
Can’t cook eggs to save his life, can’t do anything with vegetables that’s more complex than a salad, and he couldn’t plate a meal Gordon Ramsay sat there and instructed him like a child. Looks like he cooks an alright steak though.
Flyover dad/10

>>12188896
vegans don't exist so it's impossible for them to offend anyone :^)

>>12188899
Xir, I’d be able to properly diagnose your asspain as inceldelity but you need to complete the form

>>12188897
Have you tried to cook stoned out of your mind? That shit is hard.

>>12183374
Wow nice blog post. Too bad he regularly says he's dumb and doesn't know much about all the science shit which is why he regularly brings on professional scientists and researchers.

>>12184239
>Blair's mega death
Gross. Why would you slather your food in that extrat filled disgusting sauce when there are 1000s of hotter sauces that actually taste good?

>>12189008
Actually yes, several times. I still make better than this.

>>12188883
>guy doesn't like Joe Rogan therefore he doesn't have sex
who goes through these kinds of obsessive mental gymnastics just to defend an online celebrity they've never met before?

>>12189204
Reddit of course

>>12187699
Holy persecution complex

Rogan is a complete fucking retard, but his followers? Even bigger fucking retards that actually get conned by this snake oil salesman charlatan kike.

DUDE, get some BRAIN PILLS BRO, like DUDE, DUDE, it's a conspiracy MAN.

>>12189328
lol, I wonder if Rogan gets ad revenue from all the time he's on in your head.

>>12183374
He regularly prefaces anything he says with a statement literally saying that he is a dumb meathead and that what he says is just what he thinks not that it's backed by anything. If you don't like the guy's viewpoints that's fine but he is honestly a damn unbiased and understanding guy. He is willing to have a civil and insightful discussion with literally anybody willing to come on his show. I don't always agree with the dude, and yes he is dumb, but I think he is a great host all things considered.

>>12189239
Not him, but literally not an argument. You've just posted what is the new "Woah, you must be a virgin lmao" response.

>>12183713
...lol what? He asks questions and offers people booze and weed. If that's venomous then my whole social circle consists of pit vipers.

>>12184557
Let me go back to using my man things on your moms women things bitch.

>>12189008
Cooking while stoned is one thing, imagine having to cook healthy af meals while calling upon your years of mma/psionic warfare training to battle waves of DMT machine elves. Joe Rogan is mankind's absolute zenith of culinarty, philosophical, and battle ability. FACT: the brain is mostly cholesterol, Joe needs 15 eggs per day minimum to maintain baseline cognitive function. You are nowhere near his level, I bet your toilet shoggoth isn't even 10" long.

>>12184780
>punjab public bathroom
We call those the street.

>>12185323
They cooked the eggs before adding them.

>>12189500
Is this actually based on things Rogan has talked about or is this just Alex Jones memeing?

>>12187699
People like you show that evolution is a dead concept. How does it feel to defy nature by continuing to exist?

>>12181470
#ieatelk
fuck i miss this fag posting his slop daily for everyone to laugh at/jerk off to/whatever

>>12181685
Sums it up. Jalapenos are glorified bell peppers. No heat. Fuck this jeet.

>>12183501
What an idiot. At least he's happy about his eggs.

I'm super glad we have faggot threads like these instead of WEBMs with sound and Reviewbrah threads.
>thank you based chinkm00t

boards.420chan.org/b/

>>12181467
Excessive consumption of this kind of food will make you 5 feet tall

>>12191875
>reviewbrah threads
might as well just have linked R*ddit instead

>>12187699
>Essay
Your post is longer than his bro

>>12189363
>If you don't like the guy's viewpoints that's fine but he is honestly a damn unbiased and understanding guy.
This is true. I'd rather someone be kind of dumb sometimes than to be actively malicious.

>>12187699
>There is no global warming
Shouldn't the argument be whether or not it's manmade? Because we have definite proof that the Earth goes through cooling and warming cycles, so even if it's just a natural phenomenon that doesn't mean we should totally ignore it.

I think it's a little naive to believe we can't affect the temperature at all though, especially since we learned that banning the use of certain chemicals let the ozone layer issues start reversing.

>>12181467
I prefer Josh Rogan.

>>12181721
>man things
holly shit what an insecure bugman fag. Go back to the mgtow reddit, bread scientist.

>>12181721
>doing DMT
>being a retard on air
>ten second attention span
>"man things"

>>12192221
I prefer Seth Rogan.

>>12191917
Except that data from the 90s showed we were heading into another ice age, Al Gore claimed the ice caps would be gone a decade ago, and WikiLeaks exposed global warming scientists admitting to fixing data to draw the conclusion they want. It's bad science used as a political wedge to dupe liberal middle of the roader into giving up their rights, conservatives are scared of brown people and will happily give up their rights to feel safe against terrorist threats, liberals generally tend to hand over some rights without provocation but others they need a reason to justify it, like a crisis, an eternal threat without an enemy...

>>12192608
I prefer Josh Groban

All politics is just white people who openly don't want to live around black people vs white people who secretly don't want to live around black people but whine about the first group and make it a moral crusade to put black people in their schools and neighborhoods

>>12181715
>Joe "You ever try DMT?" Rogan.

>>12181779
RAW EGGS
Fucking things aren't even over easy. Barely sunnyside up.

>>12192620
oooooooook

>>12191866
It's the taste not the pretending to be a badass by eating hot shit

>>12192867
oof

>e-celeb thread
>the e-celeb isnt even a cooking e-celeb
All of you should die.

>>12192620
>>>/x/

>>12181467
This little fool absolutely transcends bad cooking, how do you fuck up food this bad?

>>12181467
that looks revolting

>>12190256
Satirical, but yeah

>>12189354
He only comes to mind when I laugh at the retards who sit on his cock, all for free too!

Quit idolizing other men, you cum guzzling, dick riding, faggot of the highest degree.

>>12193043
3/4 of all new threads are related to Blue Apron Online or whatever the show is with the greyhead. At least this is a break from that

>>12188892
>the resolution
>the words
>the fact this is even an image someone made
yep, that's a cringe from me :)
I'm a vegan and not gay btw, not sure if it matters.

>>12188897
>cooks an alright steak
>fucking ruins it with spicy shit that fucks your tastebuds

>>12188892
mmm bacon

>>12187251
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>>12189235
He's not asking you to start sucking Joe Rogan off, he's suggesting you don't act like a huge baby who immediately start asking for bans the second you see something you don't like.

>>12196181
>asking for bans the second you see something you don't like
These threads are clearly off topic, and about joe rogan not food.

>>12196402
it's very clearly on topic. just because you don't like the person who cooked it doesn't make it off topic