/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12177223
Well if you're sharing a pizza then the veggies are low in calories and some people might end up hungry after eating their share. You could always do one meat topping and one veg topping, or half and half.

>>12177223
Have you tried not being a huge faggot for once in your life?

>>12177229
sorry 2000 calories of cheese and carbs wasn't enough for you.

>>12177229
>You could always do one meat topping and one veg topping, or half and half.
This is how adults resolve the Pizza Issue.

your ass is going to be stuffed with cock later, don't complain about a little extra meat in your mouth.

>>12177237
How many people are you splitting the pizza with? I doubt you're getting a 4k calorie pizza at the minimum. But I have a 2400 calorie daily requirement and only eat twice a day so a couple slices of veggie pizza wouldn't be enough for me.

>>12177237
You'd probably have more friends if you weren't such a judgemental faggot desu

>>12177223
So get your own pizza and other people can get whatever they like. Jesus, it's not like pizzas only come in one size and that's all you can afford.
>My favourite pizza: thin crust vegetarian, BBQ sauce base, add pepperoni and anchovies

kys weeb

>>12177223
I can't stand that my dad doesn't consider it to be a proper dinner unless he's eating meat

>>12177223
You shouldn't get a turn/vote this is why democracy sucks, someone who isn't mentally deficient should pick what's best for everyone since people like you prove incompetent when faced with the easiest choices

>>12177345
He's not wrong you know

>>12177351
Says the guy who would rather have some overly processed and cooked meat than some healthy veg, Your choices are raising our health care costs, people like you need to be executed and your excess fat used to heat 3rd world homes.

>>12177353
You need some protein with a meal but cheese and eggs are good too, doesn't always have to be meat

>>12177223
Why not just get pineapple pizza with extra cheese? It's vegetarian and everyone loves it.

>>12177237
It takes about 8-10 slices of pizza to hit 2000 calories. What's wrong with you. I thought you were sharing the pizza, it hogging it for yourself you slob.

>>12177223
>What is "false dichotomy" logical fallacy??

A technique where dishonest people (ie vegan idiots) shape a question where the only two choices are (healthy) vegan choice, or (terribly unhealthy) processed junk food choice, including meat.

The fact that there is an incredibly superiour choice which is healthy grass fed beef, is never presented.

thus the vegan short bus goes stop to stop.....

>>12177438
Fat fuck detected. 4-6 slices hits 2k calories.

>>12177223
Faggot

>>12177223
>PROCESSED
I feel like I'm getting dumber every time I see a retard using this nonsense buzzword.

>>12177452
>all slices of pizza are the same size, weight and composition

>>12177452
On a fast food pizza with 0-2 toppings? No.

>>12177223
If you don’t eat pizza with one of the following toppings, there’s no point.
>pepperoni
>salami
>sausage
>green pepper
>onions
>jalapeño
>mushrooms

>>12177421
I could eat a pound of cheese and be hungry 2 hours later
It’s empty protein and a waste when not used as a topping or filling

>>12177462
>4-6

>>12177482
>all slices of pizza are the same size, weight and composition

>>12177447
>The fact that there is an incredibly superiour choice which is healthy grass fed beef, is never presented

In this case, it’s for a reason: grass-fed beef is not a normal pizza topping.

>>12177223
Yum a soggy mess because dipshit put too much vegetables on the pizza

>>12177223
>processed meat bad
>processed carbs good

>>12177514
imagine the smell

>>12177238
>>12177229
I like you two. There should be more of you.

>>12177223
Your post is filled to the brim with latent fag energies to such a degree that I briefly had an irrational urge to punch you through the internet.

>>12177482
4-6 of a what? small? medium? large? personal?
pizzeria pizza? chicago deep dish? NY style? Detroit style?

You're talking out of your ass, we don't even know what type of pizza this is and you claim it's 2000 calories in 4 slices

>>12177223
>ordering a pizza
>complaining about unhealthy, processed ingredients
>ignored other unhealthy, processed ingredients

>>12177476
>It’s empty protein
Never heard that one before, but I don't think that's true

>>12177223
>yummy
Fucking die

>my turn to pick pizza
>choose half chorizo covered in yummy and tasty chorizo and half cheese
>THAAAAAANKS ANON! I DO NOT LIKE CHORIZO MYSELF
Every time.

>>12177368
And your choices are raising medical costs by contributing to AIDs and sex changes, in fact your opinions are even giving this board cancer

>>12177237
no problem, I forgive you
next time grab me a meat feast for my half ok?

OP getting obliterated in this thread holy shit

>>12177223
>pizza
>covered in yummy and healthy veggies
You might rethink that statement if you knew what pizzerias do with those 'yummy and healthy veggies'.
>covered in yummy and healthy veggies

I'm eating a bunch of fat and grease on bread but it's healthy because there's approximately two mushrooms and one quarter of a can of black olives on it

>>12177223
>>12177368
Do fatties really try to pretend pizza is somehow healthy if you put veggies on it?

>>12177476
what exactly do you mean by "empty"?

>>12177223
you'll never be cute like the girls in your animes

>>12177223
I like mushroom pizza, could that have been a compromise?

>>12178054
If somebody wanted meat on their pizza I doubt mushrooms would satisfy them.

>>12177223
>be at party with bf
>order large pineapple pizza
>share with everyone
>literally no one complains and everyone has a good time

>>12177344

>>12178071
I'm glad you're still around, gemposter. I will never not be jealous of your boyfriend.

>>12177223
You're retarded
>>12178071
You're based

>>12177223
Hawaiian is the patrician choice, why pick anything else?

>>12177239
oh my

>>12177476
Cheese and eggs are both complete proteins, you are just a retarded fatty. Most people find cheese to be very filling.

>>12177421

>>12177223
>yummy and healthy
>4,000 calories of bread and cheese
>"healthy"
a handful of pepperoni isn't going to wreck your "diet" you fat slobbering retard

>>12177223
Did you look at the topping list?

>>12177223
Everyone should order a small for themselves

>>12177779
Polite sage for off-topic, but can anybody tell me why people are losing their grip on how to spell "AIDS"? It's an acronym, every letter is capitalized. It isn't "Aids", it's not "AIDs", it's "AIDS". "Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome".

Get your fucking shit together, people.

>>12177223
Yea right, GMO vegetables are no better than the processed meats. Both cause cancer.

>>12177223
Veggie pizza > meat lovers

I like meat but meat lovers is just too fucking much man. At least depending on the veggie pizza can have some dank flavor.

>>12179097
A shit load of toppings is wrong, no matter what they are. Cheese > one meat & one veg > one meat /one veg > everything else

>>12178825
only if you're paying. small is the most expensive

Fucking mexico taco pizza is the best flavour and I will die on this island.

>>12177353
Not him, but I literally haven't eaten meat once in my life

Veggie pizza is legitimately good shit.

>>12178071
but pineapple pizza also has ham on it

>>12177223
If you're not a faggot about veggies when it's their turn to pick an all meat pizza if they want to do it, they shouldn't be faggots when you get the choice to do all veggies. Simple as that. Tell them to fuck off it's your night to pick.

>>12179376
The point is that literally no one gives a shit what pizza you ordered for them and OP is obviously larping.

>>12178041
It usually just means pure calories, like with refined sugar or vegetable oil, but cheese has a lot of good protein along with the fat, vitamin A, calcium, etc. I think that poster is just one of those people who thinks meat is necessary in every meal.

>>12177223
I'm with you. A good pizza at least has to have spinach, green and black olives, tomatoes (sun-dried or otherwise), artichoke hearts, and onions. Even a decent pizza will have at least three of those. Pizza with non-food meat products isn't edible so why even pay for it?

>>12178828
We can't all be AIDS experts like you, or the human race would quickly end.

>>12180819
AIDS isnt real

>>12180819
LMAO

>>12177223
>veggies
>yummy

Gross. Fuck vegetables and their bitter taste.

>>12177223
I bet you didn't even order the good kind of veggie pizza, like ones with peppers and artichoke hearts, but the kind that's just 99% olives and some onions thrown on. I'm not even a fan of pineapple pizza but I'd rather eat that then the kind of shit toppings that vegetarians smother their pizzas with.

>>12180839
Exactly. AIDS is just a conspiracy to keep incels from fucking each other.

>>12180839
it's very real to anon, capitalize each letter or be warned, anon will flip into a fit of rage as he takes his medication

>>12177223
>pizza with veggies
>healthy
>yummy

>>12177476
>I could eat a pound of cheese and be hungry 2 hours later
the problem isn't cheese. the problem is you

Pizza..
Thin crust pulled not rolled, marzano tomato based sauce, mozzarella (flor di latte) basil.
the size of a medium plate!

>>12177552
>latent
I mean OP's pic could barely be faggier if it tried.

>>12177223
i’d eat that pizza with you anon, but i’d still wanna load it up with tastey goat cheese

>>12178071
>>12180518
Fuck off back to Ponychan, avatarfag.

>>12177223
>>12181881
OP we gettin that pizza or what

>>12177223
>vegetarian
>yummy
Should have added cock as a topping seeing how you're so fond of the taste faggot.

>>12182271
Cock isn't vegetarian.

>>12177237
Nobody buys pizza to be healthy, you retarded faggot.

>>12177223
>>12182226
you know what screw you OP vegetarian pizza sucks and you can eat it alone

>>12177223
Rocks

In all seriousness though, why do fat fucks expect you to cater to their tastes everytime? You had your turn, now I get mine. I'm a student at a culinary school and every time we try and do family meal on the weekends for our class, these fat motherfuckers complain about getting free food because it isn't three servings of food so satiate their fucked up sense of being full. Eat with your friends and be happy that you get to share that time with them!

>given freedom to decide for the group
>abuse this power by choosing something only you want
He was a good friend

>>12177223
>poorfag can't afford two pizzas

lmaoing at your life

>>12177223
Hu is the artist senpai

>>12177223
Commies, vegans and unionists should fuck off back to vuvuzela, or perhaps take a short helicopter ride

>>12182450
cute

>>12177223
shut up and show us your asshole already

>>12183637
I can't. I have a tapeworm and she's too shy for photos.

>>12177223
>only vegetarian in group
>forces their choice onto everyone else

what kind of bumbling moron does this? how do you possess such a low amount of intelligence to not only do this, but then believe that you are in fact in the right. kys

>>12183329
>unions bad
Nice NPC line!

>>12177223
>mfw people order pepperoni pizza and then tap away the fat with napkins

>>12177223
I will never understand people who think everything they eat has to be loaded with meat. They eat things without meat all of the time but the second they think about the concept they entirely reject it. I can't wrap my head around it.

>>12184399
>they eat things without meat all of the time
You mean side dishes?

>>12177223
This is guaranteed to be a tranny

>>12184558
yeah

extreme trannylicious pic and post

>>12177345
Most people feel this way. All you have to do is not eat the meat if you don't want any.

>>12177223
dilate

>>12177467
I'm not a picky eater in the least but have come to prefer cheese pizza either completely plain or that I top with parmesan and red pepper flakes. But I'll go with what whatever the group wants to order for pizza without complaint.

>>12177223
Maybe you should pick something that someone other than yourself enjoys.
>yummy and healthy
Tumblr and tweet.

>>12177239
Mmmm

>>12177482
m8 you're a retard

>>12177223
>yummy
girls aren't allowed to post on 4chan(nel)

>>12178615
so eat more of it damn nigga sheeeiit