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Hey grapefags, how you enjoying your shitty fruit? I'll be over here eating my delicious apple

>> No.12182410

>>12182396
Nah mate, cherries are the best fruit

>> No.12182413
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>>12182396

>> No.12182424

>>12182396
Green apple is best apple

>> No.12182437
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>>12182396
BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, SON OF JOR-EL
BOW DOWN

>> No.12182438
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>>12182396
You know you can eat more than one type of fruit yeah?

>> No.12182441

blueberries for life, fake tough guy fags.

>> No.12182497
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OFFICIAL APPLE POWER RANKINGS:
>God Tier
Honeycrisp
Red Delicious

>Good Tier
Gala
Pink Lady

>Average Tier
Golden Delicious
Fuji

>Shit Tier
Granny Smith

>> No.12182502

>>12182497
I actually really like granny Smith apples, I've seen that people don't. Why is that?

>> No.12182503

>>12182497
Retard alert that's literally inverted

>> No.12182644

>>12182497
say that to my fucking face you bitch

>> No.12182673

>>12182497
I don't understand how you can love honeycrisp AND red delicious but hate granny smith.
Honeycrisp are sweet and tart, really juicy. Granny smith are really tart and juicy. Red delicious are mild and mealy/dry with bitter skin.
Also, separating fuji and gala apples is retarded because they're essentially the same exact thing.
I think you're just posting names of apples you know in a random order and memeing honeycrisp into first and smiths into last.

>> No.12182700

>>12182437
What in the unholy hell

>> No.12182702

>>12182497
agree with everything except granny smith placement

>> No.12182709

>>12182502
They think apples should only be sweet

>> No.12182710

>>12182497
what is that dark one?

>> No.12182717

>>12182437
>mascot
Are these things filled with annoying malware?

>> No.12182756

>>12182497
jazz > all that shit

>> No.12182805

>>12182717
B O N Z I

>> No.12182821
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>>12182497
>Red Delicious
>God tier

>> No.12182959

>>12182497
You forgot
>ascended tier
Braeburn

>> No.12182975

>>12182497
Golden Delicious > Gala > Macintosh > Fuji > Granny Smith > Red """"""""Delicious""""""""

>> No.12183047

>>12182437
God has forsaken us

>> No.12183366

ITT: Doctors get mad over an apple

>> No.12183370
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>>12182396
Posting best fruit.

>> No.12183487
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>>12182413
incredibly low effort shoop

>> No.12183489

>>12182438
Fence sitters get splinters in their ass.

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>>12182497
>Red """Delicious"""
>God Tier
Imagine having the worst taste

>> No.12184620
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>All of these applefags that couldnt reach the graps

>> No.12184884

>>12183489
Variety is the spice of life.

>> No.12184891

>>12182497
this but inverted

>> No.12184915

>>12182396
Strawberry and Pineapple chad here
enjoy being low taste plebians ya entire lives

>> No.12184960

>>12183487
that's the point
why would I spend more than 2 minutes of my life humiliating a faggot that doesn't even like shrimp

>> No.12185075

>>12182410
my fucking nigga

>> No.12185081

All modern fruit is candy, and terrible for you, might as well have a shot of tequila, equal liver damage.

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>he doesn't enjoy a nice grapple in the morning

>> No.12185280 [DELETED] 

>>12184884
post feet my dear

>> No.12185298

pears > apples

as long as u stay away from bartletts and boscs anyway

>> No.12185324

>>12182396
I love good apples but it's just not the season for them here in the northeast USA, we get tons of different ones here when in season which pretty much starts in August and runs for about four months.
Here's a place local to me:
https://www.cidermillendicott.com/

They also run a nice weather station, KNYCENDIC35
https://www.wunderground.com/weather/us/ny/endicott/KNYENDIC35

>> No.12185332

>>12182502
I used to like them as a kid but these days the waxy skin squeaks against my teeth and I fucking hate it.
I still use them for baking though, the taste is the best, they're the best for pies or crumbles or anything like that
For straight eating I'd rather eat Gala or Pink Lady though

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Post your favorite underrated fruits

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>>12182396
This Appel is pretty hot.
Angeline Appel, Babysitter's Black Book

>> No.12185342

>>12185332
Brush your teeth more you savage animal!

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>>12185336
Blueberrys, they don't get the credit that they deserve.

>> No.12185362

>>12185336
tomato

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>>12182959
>Braeburn

>> No.12185389
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Almost forgot...

>> No.12185513

>>12185389
Your soles need to be imageified, my lass

>> No.12185542

Envy and Granny Smith are the King and Queen of apples.

>> No.12185550

>>12182424
>pink lady
No bully plz

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>>12185513
No can do.

...lost ‘em in the war against the machines. Picrel

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>>12185580
A shadow vessel would slice that up faster than you can say, wtf just happened.

>> No.12185839

>>12182497
You haven't had a Rubyfrost also
>God Tier
>Red Delicious

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>>12182396
>he doesn't have both apples and grapes

>> No.12185869

>>12185839
Sounds more like faggyfrost and gaytier.

>> No.12185879

>>12185864
A slight bit, a little pinch of salt brings out the flavor in that. I learned that from here with watermelon then tried it out and hot dang that's good,

>> No.12185906

Pineapple and coconut master race

>> No.12185916

Babylon 5 video - Narn Shadow attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJFc3F1LpiA

Sometimes people fight back vs shadows.

>> No.12185938

>>12182396
>not eating a mandarin instead
This is why you have hard time in the bathroom op

>> No.12186007

>>12182497
Fuji apples are literally the cheapest trash-tier garbage fruit on earth

>> No.12186020

>>12182497
you forgot crabapples

also red delicious are shit

>> No.12186032

>>12182497
>Red Delicious
what the fuck
every single aspect of red delicious apples is unpleasant

>> No.12186047

>>12182396
I love grapes and I love apples too :)

>> No.12186163

>>12182497
Your ranking is shit.
>God tier
Fuji
Granny Smith
Pink Lady
>Good tier
Honeycrisp
Gala
>Average tier
Golden Delicious
>Shit tier
Red Delicious

>> No.12186422

>>12182410
based and red berry pilled

>> No.12187841

>>12186020
There were crabapple trees at my grandparent's place on the beach in Florida and friends and used to chuck them at people. We got chased once and luckily were pretty quick so always avoided getting caught. We'd throw the crabapples close to couples on the beach, not hit people but for the fun of getting them close, all of us had good targeting so we wanted to do hits we would have.
That fucker chased us through a parking garage too, I had a security key so went around and my friend and I went in and guy from the beach couldn't get in. It was hilarious, even moreso when I remember that he left his girlfriend standing on the beach all alone.

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>>12182396
Oh, I'm sorry... that you actually bite into those tasteless, mealyworm-filled things.

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Nothing beats a feijoa

>> No.12189279

>>12182410
Cherry is officially best fruit but why is it that berry
artificial flavouring is trash?

>> No.12190950

>>12189279
Dunno, cherry candy just tastes like a slightly sour strawberry. Wish they could more accurately replicate it.

>> No.12190997

>>12182497
honeycrisp for #1 upvote. all others are usurping imitators.

>> No.12191064

>>12188766
woah wait what the fuck
i never knew u could eat those
i have 1 of those trees
brb gonna eat some

>> No.12191135

>>12182396
20 years ago I would have laughed but apples are legitimately god tier now

God bless Fuji for getting the ball rolling

>> No.12191149

>>12185298
Bartlett pears are pretty good, friend

>> No.12192286

>>12188766
Lmao dis nigga got Ebola in his fruit.

>> No.12193188

>>12182396
All fruits are good

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>>12183047
No. We killed God and have taken his place.

>> No.12193246

>>12188473
Fucking love strawberries. Plus they are only 7 calories for one of those big fuckers. 10 of those? Shit you are full and for 1/3rd of the calories of a snickers. God tier fruit.