/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>drinking alcohol
>even worse drinking alcohol before 10pm
Murriclaps really do this huh? No wonder you country is dying. Fucking degenerates.

>>12174491
rent free
have sex
obsessed
seething
etc etc

>>12174491
Yes, we don't have sharia law here like you do in europe.

hes probably brownnosing you since you are such a shit poster.

>>12174500
Some parts of the south and midwest have the equivalent evangelical version of sharia.

Chocolate milk is an odd choice but maybe he can’t drink alcohol due to a medical condition or something?

>>12174470
Is he young and maybe doesn't understand the game of office politics?

He was trying to establish himself as the edgy rebel on your workplace.

>>12174535
Yup. See dry counties, rules on what times of day it’s legal to sell alcohol, the plot to Footloose, abstinence only sex ed, and outright hostility towards contraceptives. Some parts of the Deep South might as well be Pakistan but with pork.

imagine thinking beer is superior to chocolate milk lmao

>>12174470
he was thinking he needed a nickname

>>12174491
european daydrinker here: fuck off

>>12174862
Yeah we gave him one. It's "faggot"

>>12174875
based and fagpilled

>>12174491
>Murriclaps
Alcohol at lunch time was invented in Europe, you retard

>>12174470
>day drinking
Degenerates like you belong on a cross

>>12174470
He had the gays. You need to cut ties with him before he spreads it to you and/or your friends.

>>12174835

you're delusional.. nobody's getting gangraped by 50 men on public transit or stoned to death/acid attacked/honor killed

>>12175135
Oh, well that makes it not embarrassing at all then. Carry on with your theocratic nonsense.

>>12174470
why are you bothered about what somebody else is drinking? does it make you feel insecure or something? this comment also applies to the clearly terrorist shitskin who posts below

>>12174470
Maybe he's an alcoholic.

>>12175135
Gays and blacks.

>>12175157
Absolutely based liberals BTFO

>>12174470
I wouldn’t have order milk but maybe a coke or sprite. Alcohol is for degenerates.

>>12175135
No they just got lynched by half the town for being catholic or jewish 60 years agago

>>12175446
would rather order milk than cancerous shit if i’m not having alcohol

>>12175470
Milk gives you cancer.

>>12175493
used to wonder why people were saying milk isn’t made for human consumption on here until i realised it was all salty nonwhites coping with their inferiority

>go out with people
>order black tea
>pull out my rum bottle and spice it up
>get called alcoholic

like wtf it's winter you retards

>new guy at work not order beer as custom
>what he thinking

>>12175503
Everything you eat give you cancer.

>>12175513
would this give you cancer? *releases my massive ripped pierced cock*

>>12175509
This post is unbelievably based

>>12175526

>>12174470
>orders a chocolate milk while everyone else gets beer
Did the waitress whisper in his ear thats shes wet and ready? Because thats alpha as fuck.

>>12175569
alphas are leaders. No one follows a guy who orders chocolate milk

>>12175575
Alphas don't exist. Not in wolves, either.

>>12175578
T. non-alpha

>>12175584
>t retard who'll make the "beta" move of posting a 20 minute whinging reply to a 5 minute clip

>beer
>chocolate milk
Both boring choices.

>>12175601
*nerdy gay voice*
>yeah i’ll have the gluten free cosmopolitan with sliced strawberries and cranberries and an extra side of soy please

>>12174470
I fucking love chocolate milk and that's my go to drink if I'm getting a burrito if available. I like beer as much as the next guy, but ordering beer for lunch and then judging someone who doesn't is some beta male shit. I bet you're balding and have a fat gut.

>>12174491
>no wonder your contry's dying
bless your heart

>>12175615
see >>12174498

>>12175157
>Based Christian business owner makes an amusement park that takes money from other christians thus lining his pockets with money of people who spend it on dumb choices

Really not that bad.

>>12175616
>I fucking love chocolate milk and that's my go to drink if I'm getting a burrito
wat

>>12175651
this is why we should reintroduce bullying

>>12175651
If I go out for lunch and get a burrito like at a Chipotle, I like to get a couple of those Horizon chocolate milks. What part of that is confusing?
>>12175656
Totally.

alcohol is a poison.
so what if it makes you feel good, so does fentanyl.

>>12175668
You can hardly call that shit chocolate milk

>>12175668
Shut up retard

>>12175668
fucking yikes you deserve heavy bullying

>>12175673
Look we can't all get chocolate milk straight from the chocolate cow. There's nothing wrong with horizon.
>>12175675
You're a weak person and nobody likes you. Also you smell bad, take a shower, cunt.

>>12174470
>Go out to lunch
>Everybody does a rail of coke at the table
>New guy just has a THC edible
>What a beta loser right lol?

>>12175684
>you’re weak and nobody likes you
Obvious projection since you’re the one posting with a username for attention and talking about your lol so randum food combinations over and over.

Fuck off back to reddet where you obviously came from newfag

>>12175697
qq more you sad faggot.

>>12175703
You have to go back.

>>12174470
>getting anything other than water
I have nothing but disdain for you and that weird man.

>>12175707
You need to go back to not existing.

What's the problem?

>>12174470
Probably naive and doesn't drink. Poor bastard.

>>12175790
Almost every non-drinker I have met is low to medium test. All high test men I know drink on a regular basis. Makes you think.

>>12175812
It's not about "test," it's about being born to uneducated savages who beat their children and raise their children into """macho""" men. These """macho""" men drink because (a) they were raised to drink because they saw everyone around them drink; and/or (b) they drink to stifle their behavioral issues that stem from childhood trauma/abuse.

>>12175864
sounds pretty fucking based my man

>>12175812
If he seems like a decent enough lad and you all want to be good people, instead of bullying, try to introduce him to something. Malty stouts are a good starting point. He likes chocolate, there are plenty chocolate based stouts.

>>12175864
not really.
Test is well known to increase risk-taking. This is just one of many possible examples.

>>12175883
I am not OP but I agree with you. Real high test chads will try to help their friends instead of being complete dicks to them. Banter WILL ensue though.

>>12175460
wheres the issue?

>>12176143
>Being so anti-American you hate the freedom of the press

>>12176259
>T. Scared journo.

>>12176280
George Washington got angry at the press for being inflammatory and causing divisions, but still said a free press is necessary to keep the government in check. You can talk as much shit as you want about the press but if you start talking about killing journalists you don't like then you're working to destroy the country whether you realize it or not and your extremism is only going to make things worse.

>>12176294
He's a crypto-fascist, he wants to destroy Ameroca.

>>12176143
>>12176259
Freedom of the press was wonderful until you guys became sensationalists and/or lying cattleherders. Without any journalistic integrity I no longer feel sorry for you for people wanting you dead.

>>12176305
Eat shit, you know that's a lie. You're just mad they don't say what Il Duce L'Arancia wants them to.

>>12176305
>sensationalists and/or lying cattleherders
This has literally been going on for hundreds of years, and it's not worse than not having a free press. Instead of just saying you want to kill people you don't like, you'd be better off educating people on how to read the news and realize when they're being manipulated.

>>12176313
>it's not worse than not having a free press
I didn't say it was, I said I didn't feel sorry for you, for people wanting you dead.
>you'd be better off educating people on how to read the news and realize when they're being manipulated
So basically tell them to assume there's an agenda behind every major channel and just take the story as, something happened here, then google for facts?

>>12176259
clickbait rags don’t qualify as press

>>12176322
>So basically tell them to assume there's an agenda behind every major channel and just take the story as, something happened here, then google for facts?
Pretty much. The best thing to do is at least wait a few days as a story develops instead of going into a frenzy at the first headline, along with reading multiple sources, even ones you disagree with.

>>12176322
>>12176331
Imagine being this stupid.

>>12176337
imagine being this based*

>>12176342
No, you're a moron. I bet you actually think Fox is news and not the propaganda arm of the Republican Party.

>>12176349
love watching fox with my family they’re the only ones who aren’t too biased and try to stay neutral

>>12176418
>they’re the only ones who aren’t too biased
Pffft, proves how brainwashed you are.

>>12176418
WHOLESOME

>>12175601
True. I would've ordered a diet Dr pepper.

>>12175812
Biggest alchie I know has to have testosterone shots and patches

>>12176418
>>12177472
>Family of disgruntled, maladapted trolls

>>12176337
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>12174470
He was thinking that he wanted some goddamn chocolate milk, faggot.

>>12178640
>Hurr im nuh duh rayciss ur duh reel rayciss
Tired old tactic. "Accuse others of that which you are guilty."

>>12175669
based and redpilled

>>12175688
Co-workers frebase diludad while the new guy drinks a kratom smoothie

>>12175097
>Not day drinking
Hello, Achmed

Sometimes you just want a drink that's enjoyable.

>>12174470
>go to sports bar with colleagues last month because it's March Madness
>qt waiter taking our order
>order lime mimosa
>"uhh we don't have that"
>ok fine how about cherry daiquiri
>"uhh let me check for ya"
>comes back 3 mins later
>"sorry sir we don't have that either, can I recommend some [IPA hipster craft beer bullshit]"
>mfw

>>12181295
>Ordering weird cocktails at a sports bar

>>12181424
It was actually a scheme to talk to the qt waiter a bit more

>>12174470
>Making fun of someone who didn't want to drink

I don't get this mentality. I like to drink every now and then, but I wouldn't make fun of somebody for not wanting to. Not everyone likes alcohol be it a taste preference or personal reasons; like if there family had a history of alcoholism. At the end of the day your basically mad at someone who didn't want to drink poison.

>You are a new guy in a group of people you will have to work with
>You are scared, since you need to make a good impression
>How about a funny akward/out of place joke?

>>12174470
He was thinking "hey, i think i want some chocolate milk."

>>12175135
Bless your heart.

>>12174470
Imagine being this much of a plebe, that you drink beer at all, let alone publicly.

>>12174491
>no wonder your country is dying
have you looked outside, ahmed?

>>12176337
How did a post about chocolate milk and beer turn political? Seriously fucking kill yourselves.

>>12174491
Seriously bro you have got to stop LARPing as a Euro it is killing this board

>>12174835
My cousins live in Oklahoma. You can't buy cold beer unless it is less than 3.5% ABV. And if a girl gets her mail sent to your house you're common law married
Okies can kiss my ass

>>12175135
$20 bucks says this nigga has never owned a passport any takers?

>>12174470
are you sure he didn't ask for a chocolate stout?

>>12175228
I've not known many establishments to carry chocolate milk and I would be embarrassed to be seen with someone so uncouth

>>12175513
even pussy? My wife is gonna freak lads

>get invited to hang with coworkers at smoke bar after work
>don't smoke marijuana, but fuck it will be social
>show up, they're smoking their "sticky ganja mang" shit
>light up a cig
>everyone freaks the fuck out
fucking hypocritical druggies jesus christ you'd think i murdered their mother

>>12175578
well that's just ignorant dawg, they are the archetype of social hierarchies in the animal kingdom along with chimps

>>12175509
This. Chocolate milk is shitty for lunch, but the NPC mentality of "BEHAVE EXACTLY AS GROUP NO INDIVIDUAL PREFERENCES ALLOWED" is shittier. Common as fuck too.

>>12176259
Lying should not be part of freedom of the press

>>12175812
Alcohol literally increases estrogen production in the liver as it breaks down into the constituent ingredients. For all the talk you high test faggots dish out about soy, you should really take stock of your other habits

>>12175509
lmao underrated

>>12176305
>>12176331
>>12186056
hol up you seriously think fox is more reliable than wapo?
I'm going to need to sit down for this

>>12176337
Keep government out of my Medicare

>>12181652
>I don't get this mentality
it's called toxic masculinity
>drink up you pussy!

>>12175790
He was already drunk you retard

>>12174470
>Friday at the office rolls around
>Bring your son to work day
>Bob and Jeff over in Accounting want to go get some beers and food after work
>Think it would be a good idea to bring Junior with to show camaraderie
>8 year olds can't drink beer in Ohio... yet
>Get home, argue with wife, go upstairs and chill on 4chin for a bit
>Cool, Frollo lit a fire in Paris, the madman
>See this thread
>mfw

>>12186092
>toxic masculinity
no it's called being a douchenozzle. stop letting people tell you that everything negative should be associated solely with men

>>12186033
That’s how Michael Douglas got throat cancer anon. The medical link between eating pussy and oral cancer is well established.

>>12174491
Afternoon drinking is relaxing and comfy

Also you guys let your children drink at age 16 so fuck off

>>12186203
HPV vaccine, dumbass.

>>12186203
Never give oral to a dogfucker.

>>12186186
fuck off you troglodyte and educate yourself as to what that actually means

>>12174470
he was probably thinking "I'm in the mood for chocolate milk"

>>12174491
You guys drink after you go to bed? Do you take the bottle with you? Christ no wonder you're so unproductive. We wake up in the morning.

>>12186186
If you don’t think that douchbaggery doesn’t come in distinct male and female flavors, you just can’t observe people

>>12174470
>orders what he wants like an absolute boss

Management material

>>12174491
>DO AMERICANS REALLY