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Have you earned your boyfriend points tonight?

>> No.12176369
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>>12176360

>> No.12176445

>>12176360
I'm not a fan so no

>> No.12176455

No, but I've gotten a few this year. Only 20 more and I'm eligible for a first date.

>> No.12177177
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>>12176455
Based and niceguypilled

>> No.12177190

>>12176360
Why on earth do people like this exist.

What created this

>> No.12177191

Yes but I didn't do it by cooking.

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>>12176360
No, I’ve been single for over 3 years now. I rarely get matches on Tinder and when I do they either never reply or flake out of dates until I stop messaging them.

>> No.12177258

>>12176360
Ignore these faggots, you're a cute couple even if somewhat downie looking.

>> No.12177267

>>12177177
What was he actually reacting to? Star Wars?

>> No.12177278

>>12177267
Cuck porn?

>> No.12177279

>>12176360
Even in that promo pic it looks terrible. Sasuga you fat olive.

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>>12177267
Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ug2DOoxJ1g#t=90

>> No.12177397

yeah i bashed her face in and fucked her ass all night

she made me breakfast in bed and sucked me off all morning

>> No.12177470

>>12177397
OMG you are SOOOOOOOOOO edgy XD

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>>12176360

>just dumps whole mint leaves on top of chicken

>> No.12177534

>>12177511
Reminder that Jamie Oliver is a professional celebrity chef and you are wrong for thinking his recipe is incorrect.

>> No.12177583

>>12177534
okay jamie.

>> No.12177586

>>12177397
sure thing buddy

>> No.12177598

>>12177397
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>> No.12177610

>>12177598
>Do with this information what you will.
I'd like to delete it from my brain, if that's an option.

>> No.12177615

>>12177177
This is reaction the greatest composers had to hearing wagner for the first time, this is a 'being exposed to the new master of the craft you've devoted to' reaction. What a faggot

>> No.12177805

>>12177598
Is this a pasta?

>> No.12177808

that guy is getting cheated on

>> No.12177980

>>12177805
Yeah, very old, depressing pasta.

>> No.12179199

>>12177980
>depressing
maybe if you're a bitch, anon.

>> No.12179252

Stupid incels don't realize that being a feminist is the only way to get pussy these days

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>>12179252
based rapist.

>> No.12179268

>>12179252
>not getting QT religious girls
They are the best in bed

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>>12179252
Not even remotely true and I'm married to a feminist. I've gotten the man-hating out of her and now she does just fine.

>> No.12179663

>>12177190
Perpetually childish millenials.

>> No.12179777

>>12177470
Why would having sex be edgy you dumb fag

>> No.12179791

>>12177598
Extremely based

>> No.12179858

>>12177598
Absolutely based. Women don't mentally mature past the age of 12. Sometimes they need to be put in their place to actually contribute to society in a way other than providing on-demand access to the wet hole between their legs.

>> No.12180079

>>12177511
That would taste good you brainlet

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