/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Thats a based from me dawg!

>>12177468
Oh... sorry...

How much do you weigh? I'm white and just looking at that amount of mayo made me gag

>>12177480
lol

Are you legally blind? Otherwise, you might wanna try another board.

>>12177480
Those are poached eggs on my toast...

I’m 140 pounds, 5 foot 4, male

>>12177468
Why isn’t the bread toasted?

>>12177468
>cold toast
>unmelted cheese
>not smashing that avo

Eggs look good, though. Would've split one of them when taking the plated pic to show off to your favourite internet friends.

>>12177480
based retard

>>12177468
That’s a shit load of mayonnaise for that much avocado

Im most confused by the sliced fake ass looking cheese, i like that meal otherwise.

>>12177553
My dude

>>12177499
>5 foot 4, male
I'm sorry

>>12177566
I’m comfortable with who I am

>>12177468
>seemingly untoasted bread
>excessive avocado
>cheese for no good reason
>no seasoning
>no hot sauce
0/10

salt and pepper is really gonna kick that up a notch baby

i myself am not so concerned with melted cheese. so long as it's like room temp. the flavor really comes out if it's not cold.

>>12177588
Well that makes it even better many people are uncomfortable about that kind of thing I'm glad you are okay.

>>12177468

Weird to have cheese with that I think, but your poached eggs look good. Whats your method?

>>12177599
>>12177627
This. Cut the cheese and add salt and pepper.
GG on the poached eggs though. I make them at least once a week and I still fuck up one everytime

>>12177499
>5'4 male
as a 5'1 female, my condolences

>>12177627
Water, vinegar,stir water when it gets hot and drop eggs in :)

>>12177716

Even short women dont like short men?

>>12177737

Kind of like steaming hot water right before it begins to want to boil? How much vinegar? A tablespoon? 12 tablespoons?

>>12177740
You're shorter than my 5'7 mother and 5'5 brother

>>12177746
Yes, right before boiling. I do a teaspoon

>>12177747

Im not OP. Im 6'2. 190 lbs. I was just curious.

>>12177468

>>12177772
He'd honestly need to be slender and have good hair for me to consider someone shorter than my senpai. I'm sure other girls have a different reason or don't mind at my height.

>>12177468
That cheese is unnecessary and probably takes away from all the other ingredients there

>>12177468
needs fresh sliced jalapenos

>>12177480

>>12177499
>5 foot 4, male

>>12177747
how does a 5'7" woman produce a 5'5" son? usually tall chicks make tall kids.

>>12177468
I'd prefer a different cheese, but that looks fucking tasty.

>>12177468
There's a hair on your plate, and there's also this 21st century invention called seasoning - I'd start with salt and pepper.

>>12177889
5'7 is pretty standard for a girl, not tall.

>>12177468

I don't have any change, sorry

>>12177588
I'm uncomfortable with who you are

>>12177507
you can see browning on the right slice, it's toasted

>>12177468
>>12177499
>poached eggs
>not scrambled
>not even any black pepper for seasoning
Fucking manlets never learn.

>>12177468
Dude why all the mayo?

>>12177468
>Poached egg
>All of the yolk just flows to the plate and hardens
What a waste, thought it was sour cream at first and it would be OK.

>>12177988
>>12178396
If OP used salted butter for the toast and the eggs, it's seasoned. Pepper is a taste preference.. The, what I'm assuming is, Colby Jack is questionable; but you can't tell me that doesn't look like a tasty snack..

Someone explain the Mayo meme to me

>>12177499
>5 foot 4, male
ouchies

>>12177499
I'm also gay, don't know if that matters.

>>12177468
>cheese
>avocado
>poached egg
you need one of these things on there
definitely not all three

>>12177468
>fat with some protein layered ontop of fat layered ontop of more fat layered ontop of carbs

Needs more protein. Also it looks like you haven't seasoned anything.

>>12177468
Egg is a very poor match for avocado. They taste too similar.

>>12177968
Kek

>>12177480
Thanks Anon I needed to laugh today.