/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12171108
for me, it's the humble

>>12171112
clever

cheesecake
num-num-num-num-num

>>12171108
Have to agree, Asian sweets suck, with the exception of Mochi, sweet Sesame Dumplings, and some fusion stuff (green tea icecream, red bean icecream, Japanese cheesecake, etc).

Asian snacks are great tho.

>>12171108
>tiramisu
based, nothing can match it

>>12171108
Pecan pie or german chocolate cake

>>12171108
That's not a desert, that's a breakfast food. It literally means "pick me up".

Best desert universally, is ice cream/gelato/sorbet.

>>12171108
>One thing I dislike about Asian food is that the desserts/sweet foods are generally shit. It's all red bean paste.
>>It's all red bean paste.
>>>It's all red bean paste.
Hey. Glad to see you faggot finally made a thread about it. Spread them memes like your mother and her legs.

I very, very rarely eat desert as I don't have a sweet tooth. If I do it will be one of:

1. Tiramisu
2. Custard Tart
3. Bakewell Tart
4. Key Lime Pie

I couldn't imagine eating anything else.

>>12171108
MY style cheesecake with a strawberry syrup topping

>>12171108
Egg Custard Pie used to be the big thing for me. Then coconut creme pie. Now I'm enjoying super-thick rice pudding with raisins.

The best "Asian" sweet is literally a Portuguese egg tart lol.

Though Hong Kongers do do them pretty damn well, gotta say.

>>12171240
>3. Bakewell Tart

Based and Anglopilled. Bakewell Tarts are fucking beautiful. Baking them from scratch is a pain though. The almonds are a must.

Bear claws
Tiramisu
Pumpkin pie
Chewy chcocolatechip cookies and cold milk

>>12171259
Their KFC sold/sells Portuguese egg tarts.

But it should be a Macau thing tho.

>>12171263
Is this specifically an English/British thing? I actually had no idea. I'm pretty stupid when it comes to that sort of thing. I never consider the rest of the world doesn't eat "our" foods because I always see them as so basic.

>>12171108
Tiramisu is good but I really like ricotta cheesecake.

>>12171311
I'm only aware of it because of GBBO
t. american

Pigskins will be pigskins. I'm proud of my Asian identity, whites are just trash who are jealous of the attention we get now (all girls want to date BTS, then you have John Cho being Spike in the Cowboy Bebop live action, Crazy Rich Asians etc).

Any other brothers on here, don't let these whiteys get to you. China is taking over and we will get America.

>>12171397
tiananmen square incident

>>12171397
Why are all the "woke asians" wealthy chinks and koreans?

Never met a Viet, Flip, Cambodian etc who gave a fuck about this sort of shit.

>>12171108
bread pudding

>>12171397
OP here.

First, chill.

Next, suck a big fat dick with red bean paste, homo chang.

>>12171427
>koreans
>imblying we're as bad as chinese

Chinese-Americans are the biggest fifth column in this country barring the Jews.

>>12171397
Also asian, while it's good to have pride in rep, you're just proud of capitalist stuff that doesn't really have anything to do with heritage. Also why would you want China to take over America? A lot of the country sucks.

>>12171108
Dominican Guava cake

>>12171108
I like a nice slice of savory Hurgin.

>>12171419
>>12171427
>>12171436
>>12171463
>thinking this person is actually Asian

>>12171419
It never happened. I was educated entirely in China and they never mentioned such a thing once. It must be more of that propaganda you white people are so fond of.

This is the King of all cakes.

>>12171263
Frangipane takes a big coiled turd on bakewell

german chocolate cake

avocado dessert. it's sort of weird and exotic but I'm addicted

>>12171251
bäsëd

>>12171487
>implying all of their shitposts are based on believing he is asian

Never forget the humble napoleon.
or next post...

>>12173716
If in a French restaurant and I ordered Mille Feuille would I get a napoleon?

>>12173716
... The humbe creme brule.
I tried this once, but while it tasted good and I didn't throw it in the trash, I just didn't have the right equipment at the time that I did it.

>>12171108
Tiramisu is a really popular dessert in Japan, bro. You can even get it at conveyor belt sushi restaurants. Here's a tiramisu parfait I had in Saporro.

>>12173743
That looks like jap bullshit, how are you supposed to share that with a girlfriend?
Contrast what you posted with a Malaysian Ice Kacang and meant to be shared.

>>12173756
Its meant for one. This kakigoori was shared between 3 people, though. Why do you gotta be racist, man?

>>12171108
Try Malaysian ‘kueh’ (pronounced ‘kway’) if you can. It’s a sweet pudding made with sticky rice flour, pandanus leaf, coconut milk and palm sugar. It’ll change your mind about Asian desserts.

>>12173760
Racist, you prove the reason for it.

>>12171108
Bavarian cream with raspberry sauce, a close seconed is Tiramisu but without the alc

>>12173760
Maybe that's a little dainty dish meant for faggots however the one I posted is pretty big and it's meant to be shared, especially between a guy and his girl.
If you think that racist fuck you and join the democrat party where anyone that disagrees with you is a racist. I don't fall for that trap.

>>12173764
I'll try that out if I see it. There aren't too many Malayasian places in New York.

>>12173774
Sorry *** Malaysian

>>12173764
>Malaysian kueh = Asian dessert, aka "it's all red bean paste".

Ew. Go fuck yourself.

>>12173794
Kueh doesn’t have red bean paste you gigantic fucking retard.

>>12173774
You can sometimes find it in Thai, Viet Singaporean or Chinese places too.

>>12171108
Lava Cake
Black Forest Cake
Ice Cream Parfait
Fruit Salad
Crème Brûlée

Idk, it depends on what the main course was.

>>12171516
>The most German cake ever
>Gateau
I hate this.

>>12171263
you absolute have to activate those almonds , too

>>12171311
typical loudmouth ignorant brit, thinks the world revolves around them smhh

>>12173743
It's still European.

>>12174094
What if it's a fusion using coffee jelly?

>>12174111
Fucking horrible. Almost as bad as the crayfish pizza you find in Hong Kong.

>>12174094
I don't think he said it wasn't.

>>12174115
>crayfish pizza
???

>>12171108
>looks like creamy chocolate goodness
>coffee flavored

Among the worst desserts

>>12174115
>crayfish pizza
what's the problem with that?

>>12171526
Bakewell contains frangipane retard

I like s’mores, and it’s fun to make them with my children

>>12174195
That sounds pretty good as long as their pealed so when you eat the slice of pizza you're not eating shells, scales, whatever.
I like buying just a plain pizza even in slices, I got a couple last night to put my own stuff on it.

I have chili that I made, and that goes geat on pizza.

>>12171516
I used to really like black forest cakes until I got a slice with a burger one night from a dodgy joint and there was a roach in the package.
Needless to say that was the last time I ordered anything from that fucking craphole so called greek diner in nyc.

I was pretty grossed out because I ate the burger first and looking back on it, who knows what the fuck was in that. That restaurant was also busted for cocaine trafficing. Should I have known better? Yes. Did I deal with that except never to order from them again? Yes.

I was a crappy ass greek so called diner on the upper east side in nyc.

>>12173836
What I've done sometimes to find obscure restaurants is to call their consulate or embassy to NY or to the UN in NY. I've found that if I ask nicely they'll tell me where they go and those are usually really good places, worthy of bringing a girlfriend to.
Where the locals go is where one will get the best food.

pavlova
key lime pie
ice cream

>>12174195
Yeah with a white sauce it should be good.

>>12171251

>>12171311
As a Burger, I find I am also surprised that certain basics and staples are uncommon or non-existent in the rest of the English speaking world and white Europe. When you are used to certain things, it seems unbelievable that other cultures go without it completely. I'm pretty sure that the vast, vast majority of British desserts, "puddings", pies (sweet and savory), and more are not a thing anywhere else unless as some sort of novelty pub food but even then they gear the menu towards typical Burger food with a few authentic dishes and sides sprinkled in. I have been to plenty of Irish pubs but can't say I've ever been to an English one aside from fish and chips joints.

>>12171108
Are donuts a dessert or a breakfast? If they can be considered a dessert, then donuts.

>>12174666
>fats, necessary ingrredient
>carbs, also necessary
>daily dose of calcium and iron
>decent amount of vitamin A and some vitamin C
>calories, while fairly high, only 1220 come from fat so if you ate light for other meals then you shouldn't gain any real fat.
The saturated fats percentage is a bit ehhh, but honestly saturated fats are ridiculously healthy. The only thing REALLY worrisome is the 2.5g of Trans Fats, but that's small enough where if you purchased this as a snack only a couple of times a week then it shouldn't be a problem.

It's way to hard for me to pick just one that's the best.
>chocolate truffle cookies
(From Campus Cookies in Harrisonburg, Virginia. The outside looks like a regular chocolate chip cookie but when you bite into it, it's filled with warm, rich, truffle style chocolate.)
>lemon bars
>brownies
(the thick, moist, chocolatey, not cakey homemade kind that you can only take a bit or two of because they are so rich and filling)
>authentic key lime pie
>apple pie
(my recipe with vietnamese cinnamon, a good amount of finely grated ginger, lemon juice and zest, and a sauce thickened towards a caramel consistency rather than with flour, crust from scratch of course)
>pain au chocolat
>almond croissant
>flourless/low flour chocolate cake
>hot fudge sundae
(the McDonalds one is a nice simple classic but also enjoy a richer one from a dairy farm's on site creamery with homemade fudge and real unsweetened whipped cream)

>>12174830
How in the fuck is that a snack? That should be a shared dessert for the entire family on occasion not a literal snack for one several times per week.

>>12174830
I know this is just shitty bait but holy fuck is it aggravating

>>12174920
>shared for an entire family
No fucking way lmao. I don't even like it when people ask to try it--I ordered it, I want the whole thing.

>>12174924
How fat are you?

>>12171108
Japan has some great non-traditional desserts though, like chewy donuts

They also have good danish pastries

>>12174927
Does it matter? This is /ck/ where we come to check out delicious foods, not judge.

>>12174930
Pic related is Japanese pastries. They have bakeries every couple of blocks in Japan.

>>12174932
That comes across as pretty stupid.
On one hand you say "delicious"
On the other you say "not judge"
How the fuck would you say if something is delicious or not if you didn't judge you stupid weenietot!

>>12174945
>Imagine being this much of a semantic faggot.
You understood what he meant. Specifically judge in regards to the person and their looks/body.


Though I do hate fat fucks as well.

>>12174963
Thank you, but
>He
I'm a she, please don't assume.

>>12174944
Do those come with extra radioactivity?
I don't see the appeal of japan that stupid samurai bullshit, what rock did they hide that so called samurai honor under when they sneak attacked the USA at Pearl?
We have a long memory and will never forget that act of treachery.
No wonder Godzilla was destroying your nation and eating train cars as convenient snaks.

>>12174977
Tokyo is basically like going to NYC but "cool" for weeaboo dumbshits. There's nothing special about it.

There's some interesting rural mountain Japanese villages with shrine and tea maidens and islands of cats and such, but you have to look for those places.

>>12174963
Words have meaning, someday you'll get out of your parent's basement and understand that in the real world and you wont speak for others.
Are you some kind of nigger?

>>12174977
I don't really think japan is so special. I was just pointing out that though Japan, Korea, and other asian countries don't have great baked goods traditionally, there are enough westernboos there that they have great western-style baked goods.

>>12174985
There's nothing special about NYC anymore. The more I'm away from it the more appreciate some fresh air in NY.
NYC is a shithole run by faggot asses.
Once out of the place for some time, when I go back to deal with some things I can smell it 60 miles off. Go for the stench and you know your in the right direction.
That's the thing that most people from there don't know since as I did, grow up there. People take the stench as natural when it's really not natural at all.

>>12174990
Maybe if they're in a research paper or published book. Doesn't really matter if you get your point across on an anonymous imageboard where everything is wiped every couple days.

t. attending a 14% acceptance rate University.

>>12174167
>>12174195
>>12174490
>>12174578
it's just OP is a racist tastelet
his brain is smaller than a mochi

>>12175010
Nah, probably just someone who never visited asia/only had very common asian desserts in the US. The more obscure stuff is miles beyond the everyday asian desserts, which are pretty bad.

>>12175006
I couldn't care about that, I'm a professional and couldn't care about writing papers for some fucking university to use them for their own ends. I copyright my own stuff, and contractually make sure of that.
I'm one of the few people that actually read and understand my own contracts and make the fucking lawers correct run on sentances and shit that makes no sense.

>>12175005
NYC is interesting though if you want to experience a concrete world where you can live your whole life without really experiencing grass.

>>12175010
>>12175021
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>12175021
>The more obscure stuff is miles beyond the everyday asian desserts, which are pretty bad.
ain't we all in here discussing asian desserts?
give up some names/pics, or you are just the same type of racist tastelet cunt like OP is.

Pick related is Paris Baguette, a Korean bakery chain.

>>12175025
Well, now it makes sense why you're such an autist when it comes to semantics and technicalities. I can't blame you.

>>12175046
I've been making a few posts already.

>pic related is Taiwanese Aiyu jello, with lime/lemon juice. The texture is silky like silken tofu, but without any specific taste, so it is served in lemon/lime syrup and teas.

Flavored teas, shakes, and slushies are very populat in Taiwan.

>>12175041
No need to get mad at me, I wasn't the one calling you racist. Just saying there's a lot of asian desserts most people don't get to try because they don't catch-on in the US. And the ones that do catch on aren't that amazing.

>>12175040
I just grew up there, it wasn't really my choice when I was a little kid.
Have some grass, here's a picture of a raccoon trying to steal a sandwich from me when I was hanging out in central park one day. He was a sneaky little fuck.
Needless to say, that nigger coon didn't get shit from me.

>>12175061
I know, I'm surprised that nobody mentioned green tea iced cream yet.

>>12175025
>sentances
bait

>>12175089
... I even threw some apple slices near it, but that little nigger coon cunt would have none of those, it wanted my sandwich and that didn't happen.

>>12175101
Why are they so obsessed with green tea? They even have green tea kit kat bars.

>>12175061
well I don't have anything very obscure
I guess I can post "doufuhua"

bubble tea is popular in Taiwan too, may be not counted as desserts but I still hate it

>>12175101
green tea iced cream is not that obscure to me

>>12175104
sentences
yeah yeah yeah
My spelling sucks and I know it but it doesn't prevent from reading and knowing contracts. If i'm in doubt which I shouldn't be I'd hire a lawyer to read it over and confirm everything for me with corrections.
I can't be too wrong since everytime I spot stuff on contract singing it always, always gets corrected.
The spelling matters, but the meaning matters more, especially in a contract.

>>12175129
pic

>>12175129
We've gotten bubble tea and green tea ice cream in China town Manhatten since at least the early 1990s. Good stuff too, but places come and go, as to trends.

is pig blood cake obscure?
definitely want to try it someday

>>12175046
Are you seriously calling people racist for not liking Asian style desserts and baked goods compared to western ones? Fuck off r/aznidentity.

>>12175154
Seems like the kind of moron that when anyone disagrees with it, it calls the other person a racist. It's a sign of the times.

>>12175131
it wasn't a spelling error, you straight up used the wrong word...

>>12175154
Daddy likely bought it a degree so has that air of arrogance while making minimum wage.

>>12175166
How did I use it wrong. You declare that I used it wrong but don't specify how. If I did then I'm willing to learn.

>>12175166
Are you English major guy?

Oh look it's an "uncultured white people get angry at desserts that aren't bryer's frozen dairy dessert (now made with 3% Real brand milk byproducts)
>if you have remotely high standards for what you'll eat you obviously went to librul cuck brainwashing academy aka college
Yes, and I make $130k, what of it?

>>12175154
>>12175163
Asia comprises over a hundred different cultures, ethnicities, and so forth. You can't just say "Asian food sucks" without mentally trying to lump OVER HALF THE WORLD'S POPULATION into a single category and condemning all of it with an ignorant statement. If that's not racism, then fuck off back to /pol/.

>>12175129
Sun cakes are good too and are a Taiwanese pastry. They are very flaky and filled with chewy crystallized honey/syrup.

>>12175177
Sentance follows a criminal conviction, you're sentanced to jail.

Sentence is a grouping of words into a sentence.

>>12175187
What's your point? I never wrote that "asia" is a single place. You're clearly mixing the thread up. I suggest that you shut up if you're incapable of following a thread. Be an observer for a time.

>>12175154
>>12175163
I am fine you retards defending OP is not a racist tastelet
it puts a smile on my face

get more aggravated with the word "racist" for me, will you?
btw, I am asian.

>>12175194
Ok ok, that's a typo. Big fucking deal.
Piss the fuck off nigger.

real homemade lemon meringue pie, with buttercrust pastry, egg lemmon filling, not shitty cornstarch. or a real creme brulé with caramelised demarera topping. tip...make brulé in microwave, one of very few things the old nukewave does better than a copper double pot boiler

>>12175129
I also suspect that tropical places have less of a dessert culture since they can rely on good chilled fruit a lot of the time. Ice tea with fruit juice is really popular in Taiwan, like passion fruit teas.

>>12175049

>>12171108
Cheesecake or crepe-cake for me.

>>12175185
Single European countries with population's of 20 million have more original baked goods and desserts than the entirety of East Asia.

>>12175191
Why would you eat this and not melomakarona.

>>12175203
>btw, I am asian

No shit. You're asianmasculinity. Asian Americans are butthurt.

>>12175236
>Completely different texture
Sun cakes are flakier than baklava. I really haven't had anything with the same texture as far as I recall. Though melanokarona sounds good too.

>>12175209
Greeks and Turks have excellent desserts and baked goods and fresh fruit juice.

This thread clearly needs steamed custard buns, they make a great dessert after some dimsum on a Saturday or Sunday morning.

>>12175226
The Indian Subcontinent alone has more variety in its baked goods and desserts that the entirety of Europe, and that's before we get into Japan and the greater Sinosphere

>>12175242
Melomakarono isn't baklava. Though baklava is better than oriental desserts too.

>>12175242
For some reason that picture reminded me of stargazy pie.

>>12175249
t. aznidentity

Also, no it doesn't. Many Indian desserts only emerged only after European settlement. Indians do have good bread though which is more than can be said for the Orient.

>>12175226
fucking Lichtenstein or Luxembourg has better deserts than any asian, African, south American countries. even usa can manage to knock up a decent cheesecake (even if it's never seen cheese).. they love corn syrup and cornstarch to replace mascapone and honey

Here's a better picture of sun cakes

>>12175245
>Greeks and Turks
>Tropical
Too dry of a region to be considered tropical. I mean, they have fruits, but I doubt they have as much a variety as southeast asia.

Also, can you name some good desserts aside from baklava for me? I don't know that much about their desserts.

>>12175187
what I can't stand is:
OP said "One thing I dislike about Asian food is that the desserts/sweet foods are generally shit."
I am fine by that,
but he added in "It's _all_ red bean paste."

clearly he knows jack shit
clearly his opinion is just plain subjective garbage
it's like saying "you chinese? you fucking lowlife dog-eating insect"
he is either ignorant or racist, I say both.

>>12175249
Take it easy m8

>>12175249
No, just no. Go back to your ganges and stick to coming to the usa on your h1bs where your incompetence is shown time and time again and people like me get you fired.

>>12175267
Seething

>>12175259
There's nothing from india that I could give a shit about. Take that for what it is.

>>12175264
This doesn't make sense because your argument was that tropical fruits negate the need for good desserts yet southeast asia has better desserts than northeast asia, which doesn't have tropical fruit

>>12175249
true, but it doesn't count if they are made with ground cockroach larvae and dog testicles, so moot point mate

>>12175239
I am asian asian ^.^ you little racist cunt
come give me that "small pee pee" insult
I am waiting :DDD

>>12175267
Yes, but if your response to ignorance is hate and anger instead of conversation, then you need to reevaluate how you treat people.

>>12175264
Orange cake, kourabiedes, bougatsa etc.

>>12175269
That's a good song ya know, something that asians especially indians could never come up with.

The Eagles Perform "Take It Easy"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKpay8gumw0

>>12175267
But bean paste is very common in asian desserts, northern and southern countries. It’s not that ridiculous of a generalization, unbunch your panties faggot

>>12175259
>t. have a passport
Fixed that for ya champ
>Many Indian desserts only emerged only after European settlement.
If we're applying that standard then you have to subtract all the "borrowed" baked goods and desserts that European countries stole from each other.
>>12175273
If you can't justify your existence against a kindly do the needful then you deserve to get fired.

east Asia. battered fruit fritters, crunchy and coated in caramel.

do they eat it in east Asia or just European Chinese buffet. whatever its based.

I feel like most people wouldn't understand, but I love a good cold taro or mung bean sweet dessert soup.

>>12175286
ME CHINEE
ME PLAY JOKE
ME PUT PEE PEE
IN YOUR COKE

>>12175299
I suspect that you didn't understand what I wrote. I get the h1b types fired for their ineptitude and make a lot of money to fix their shit obfuscated code. They obfuscate their code to try to keep their h1bs active and get here to the USA to drop anchor babies so they can bring in the rest of their disgusting families.

>>12175319
That's pretty good, I used to go down to Chinatown in Manhttan with a girl and we'd try out different stuff after or instead of the dimsum girls. I guess that I'm not most people?

>>12174932
I come here for both. It's hilarious to watch fatties justify their disgusting lifestyle habits.

>>12175334
No, I understood what you wrote just fine. You feel threatened by subcontractors who were imported because they can do your job for cheaper and you try to make yourself sound tough and cool by acting out a fantasy that runs through your head regularly.

Unfortunately for you, companies will do what's best for them. If they can get the same mediocre result from an H1B, they'll do that. If the H1B rules are restricted they'll just farm the whole thing out to programmer farms in Hyderabad. I've dealt with those guys a lot, some of them speak nearly accentless English and with modern telecommunications you wouldn't even know you were dealing with someone on the other side of the earth other than the fact that they have funny names and ridiculously long phone numbers.

>>12175288
well
since you are the one who is calm and educated
I will give you honesty:
I don't give a shit for this place

may be from a few years back I would
but for that many bullshit, irrational, worthless comments I read, this place is hopeless
it might as well go to hell

may be I will do better in real life - now,
taiwan/hong kong/chinese dessert - tang yuan
they eat them in certain occasions because there are meanings behind it

>>12175357
What you don't understand is that it costs a company more to outsource to people who don't understand English properly. So while it takes one of someone like me to write or correct some crap that an h1b indian did and likely fucked up, it costs them a lot more to get it done right.
There's an old saying about, an idiom perhaps. It's more about budgeting a lot of times and filling seats then you know about, but then you really don't know anything about that do you?

I don't find that unfortunate for me, I find it as a way to make boat loads of money. You should see the shit that indians write especially when it's not code but business systems plans and computer systems plans, the shit makes no sense most of the time. Holy fuck, holy fuck I've been there done that, it's no joke, they fucking suck.

Companies have to fill seats even if these morons can't do jack shit for whatever reason, it's always money in the end. Also retarded laws saying that there has to be a certain number of sand niggers in there.

>>12175380
Yeah, I am always surprised to see people on /ck/ being more hostile than people from /pol/ and more stupid than people from /sci/. I come here more to watch the drama and shitshow than anything else.

>>12175116
Green tea ice cream isn't a favorite of mine, but I do enjoy it from time to time at Japanese restaurants. It has a nice earthy flavor.

>>12175116
I don't know, but I am asian and I would be fine with drinking green tea in place of water forever, if it wasn't unhealthy to do so.

>>12175396
Except they do understand it properly. 10-15 years ago you might have had a point, the quality of the code farms was universally terrible and emails would be full of screamers like "good day sir/madam we are getting attached error kindly revert with the needful instructions" and there'd be a useless screenshot. Things move fast in the tech world. Remember 10-15 years ago people were still running Windows XP and smart phones were a fad and every office had a Windows 2003 server shrieking away in the broom closet. The people that inspired all the Indian programmer jokes are now running profitable telemarketing scams, meanwhile major banks with trillions in AUM have outsourced significant amounts of their tech operations to India to take advantage of the new crop of engineers. These aren't companies that are going to fuck around when there's that much money at stake.

I can smell your fear, and it's justified. Keep LARPing though, it's important to stay positive in these competitive times otherwise you might fall into a pit of despair and we woudln't want that ^_^

>>12175185
I see one person who admits to being Appalachian who grew up in a culture that is guarded about their own culture and identity and skeptical of the world beyond their enclave. Everyone else, aside from the faggots arguing about how much better they are than the other one, is providing examples of interesting desserts.

>>12175407
>>12175116
I'm not obsessed but green tea ice cream is nice to share with a girlfriend. It's fun, don't look more into it than it is.
Same with tiramisu, it's meant to be shared between two people. It's fun, try it out sometime with a qt.314.

>>12175166
It's called a typo, and if that's the best you can do then you need to get laid. Hire a hooker or something.

>>12175222
That looks good, I'd try it out. I've certainly had all kinds of cheesecake before. I like it simple and as a sharing thing between me and my girlfriend.
I think the plating on that makes it weird but maybe fun when fighting over that last bite which results in a kiss.

hahaha, I bet 99.99% of the people on this board have never done that.

>>12175489
... fork or spoon fights are fun, in the end we share it. You people seem to not know about that, naive little virgin cunts.

>>12175514
I like to go in, order a piece. Read articles on my phone as I wait, and then take it home and eat the whole thing alone.

>>12175539
hahahaha, gtfo!

>>12175539
Just make sure those commie bastards don't steal your precious bodily fluids.

>>12175514
Is this your first girlfriend or something? Most people, even retarded autists, have had relationships or are currently in relationships.

>>12171108
Juicy poppyseed cake. That stuff is legit addicting.

>>12175380
wtf are those aushvits oven scrapings in that peach fer?

>>12175582
>That stuff is legit addicting.
Of course it is addicting, it contains traces of opium. But I guess the sugar is more addictive in this case.

>>12174805
>I'm pretty sure that the vast, vast majority of British desserts, "puddings", pies (sweet and savory), and more are not a thing anywhere else
That's because you're an uneducated american mutt. You can find pretty much everything everywhere with slight variations.

>>12171263
It' s just an almond cake with jam instead of creamy filling.

>>12175612
Yeah, well, but it's not enough to trigger anything. Personally I also onto put around 1/5 of the sugar into it, as I enjoy the herb taste. I guess it's my nostalgia food.

>>12175614
>>12171263
http://www.thegalleygourmet.net/2011/04/italian-almond-tart.html

>>12171263
>>12175614
>>12175634

>>12175620
I like it too, cakes and desserts with poppyseeds have a long tradition in Austrian and Bohemian cuisine.
And while the opioid content is not enough to trigger anything it can be enough to fail a drug test.

>>12175574
Yeah you must be right anon, you know everything, who am I to debate your wisdom?

>>12175614
Well they certainly are not a thing in America, Mexico, and France. English food is so unpopular in America that English restaurants and specialty stores are very few and far between and often go out of business. We have chicken pot pies and some regions have some variations of other savory pies, but it's not common outside of those regions. Savory English pudding is not a thing in America. We have bread pudding, but I believe that it's completely different than sweet English puddings, and it's also only popular in certain regions. You cannot find "pretty much everything" of the English variety even with slight variations everywhere. You have to seriously go out of your way to find any sort of traditional English food including "slight variations" of those foods in the three countries that I mentioned. I suspect that outside of India, the rest of Asia doesn't just have English food pretty much everywhere LMAO. I couldn't be certain though, maybe the non-anglosphere countries I haven't spent extended periods of time in are just filled with English cuisine.

>>12175664
What are you going on about? It's a fact that even autists and uggos usually have had romantic relationship(s). You really think 99.9% of people who post here have never shared a desert with the opposite sex? Okay, you know everything. Who am I to debate your wisdom?

>>12175609
It's a sweet black sesame paste. It's nutty like peanut butter. (which is also used as a filling sometimes)

>>12175680
>You have to seriously go out of your way to find any sort of traditional English food including "slight variations" of those foods in the three countries that I mentioned.
I just checked the first page of google for "almond cake" and they ae practically the same exact thing around europe. If I could be bothered I could prolly find the same thing in every country in europe which has acces to almonds.

It's not "english cuisine", it's european cuisine. We all eat pretty much the same thing. German "Maultaschen" are just differently shaped Polish Pierogi or Russian Pelmeni or Italian Tortelini. The reason you can't find such things in america is because you're a cooperative melting pot of the worst kind without a real culinary history and a shitton of fast food as well as retarded subjects.

>>12171108
I actually quite enjoy Chè Ba Màu, the "three color dessert", every once in a blue moon when I buy Bahn Mi sandwiches. They are not a favorite but are very interesting texturally. They do have beans in them so probably aren't your thing, but I do recommend adventurous anons try it at least once.

>>12175733
>almond cake
Wow your 1 example of Anglo food Euro countries have in common is a) a dense cake typical of Europe with b) a common dessert ingredient in Europe, Anglosphere, Asia Minor, Asia, and US. How exceptional! You'd easily find a French or Italian style almond cake in certain US bakeries. Bravo! Is your next example of food England has in common with the the world going to be vanilla ice cream? You can find various potato dishes worldwide, too!

>It's not "english cuisine", it's european cuisine. We all eat pretty much the same thing.
LMAO. So no European country has its own cuisine and unique local dishes that that aren't eaten outside of their respective regions?

Let's look into some English cuisine and see if it's prevalent in America outside of the rare English restaurant/specialty store.

>(suet)pudding
Boiled/steamed dense dough of flour, fat, water, spices and fruit or meat. Not a thing here.

>savory stuffed suet pastry, pasty, & hand pies
Hot pockets, empanadas. Close enough.

>meat pie
Turkey, chicken, and beef pot pies - yes. Parts of the midwest do Americanized meat pies but not common in the majority of the US. You won't find steak and kidney pie or steak and oyster pie.

>stargazy pie/any sort of fish pie
No.

>sausage rolls
The closest things you'll find are hotdogs inside pretzel dough and mini hot dogs baked in American pastry dough.

>shepherd's pie
>scotch eggs
>corned beef and cabbage
>bangers and mash
You'll definitely find it in Irish pubs, some non-anglo pubs, and some comfort food restaurants.

>trifle
I'm sure you can buy this here just not sure how prevalently. I've never seen a homemade one.

>Parkin/dense gingerbread cake
I've never come across it, but it seems like something people would make.

>mushy peas
>blood sausage
>jellied eel
>deviled kidney
>toad in the hole
>eccles cake
>gypsy tart
>treacle tart
>jam roly-poly
No.

>>12173719
A Napoleon, lol. It's called a Mille Feuille.

>>12176603
By the way, I only went with the US since I don't have extensive knowledge about every country's cuisine, but we can probably assume that you will not find
>stargazy pie
>toad in the hole
>eccles cake
>jam roly-poly
also
>bedforshire clanger
>tomato tart
in South America, non-anglo Africa, Asia minor, and Asia Major. Though I wouldn't be surprised if you could find poverty food similar to
>english "pudding"
>toast sandwiches
>jellied eels
>gypsy tart
>treacle tart

>>12173764
Based and Malaysian pilled. Apam baliks and kaya puffs are bretty good too.

Tres leches is hard to turn down

I just have a sweet tooth in general. The last fantastic dessert I had was white chocolate bread pudding with rum sauce. I was absolutely stuffed and still ate almost the whole thing because it was fucking mind blowing. Still mad my gf refused to even try it

Also a big fan of
>Cotton candy ice cream, pistachio ice cream, and superman ice cream
>Pecan pie, coconut cream pie
>Creme brulee
>The humble milkshake
>A slightly undercooked, rich, fudgy brownie with walnuts

>>12176603
>LMAO. So no European country has its own cuisine and unique local dishes that that aren't eaten outside of their respective regions?
It has but those are mostly variations of what every europeans eats. Example Maultaschen or Serrano. Those variations and only locally growing food sources is what's unique by pure necessity.

>Let's look into some English cuisine and see if it's prevalent in America outside of the rare English restaurant/specialty store.
Ah, the american only knows what can be bought ready made at walmarkt. Classic.

>Suetpudding
Gefüllte Dampfnudel

>savory stuffed suet pastry, pasty, & hand pies
Handbrote

>meat pie
Pastete

etc.

And I'm only talking about german cuicine, the same can be found in at least Poland and probably all around because those are mostly make do recipes from the 17th century, retard.

You're just salty because I said it like it is, you're an uncultures amercian swine.

>>12178133
>Ah, the american only knows what can be bought ready made at walmarkt. Classic.
Are you actually asserting that you can buy stargazy pie, toad in the hole, eccles cake, jam roly-poly, beforshire clanger, tomatoe tart, jellied eel, gypsy tart, and treacle tart anywhere in the US as long as it's not Walmart. You're either retarded or trolling.
>suet pudding
Oh so there's something similar in Germany but no other European examples or any other examples worldwide you can come up with?
>handbrote
Also one example in the world of something similar.
>Meat pie
I gave you examples of similar things from North and South America.
>And I'm only talking about german cuicine, the same can be found in at least Poland and probably all around
>and probably all around
So you have no knowledge of cuisine outside of England, Germany, and Poland. Fuck off.

>>12178265
>Are you actually asserting that you can buy
I am talking about recipes, you mongoloid. Recipes long shared by all europeans, slightly adjusted. Who the fuck buys all those mentioned shit realy mad? Of course its a fucking mutt.

>Oh so there's something similar in Germany but no other European examples or any other examples worldwide you can come up with?
I am a german therefore that is my example. I am sure as fuck that if I would bother to look it up you could find it everywher else, because those are AGAIN methods of preservation and make-do which were shared by all of them.

>Also one example in the world of something similar.
Handbrot is literaly "handpies" you joke of a mutt. Amerimutts and brits have it from their germanic forefathers.

>So you have no knowledge of cuisine outside of England, Germany, and Poland. Fuck off.
I gave you many other examples of things which can be found all around eurpe, not only classic english cuisine. But you want be to look it all up for you braindead mongo, because you can't accept the truth. Honestly, I don't give a fuck. Stay ignorant but do keep your retarded mouth shut on a fucking culinary board if all you know is Fertigfraß.

>>12176696
>bedforshire clanger
Russian Piroski, and under any other name can be foudn all over EE and germany. Again, a preservation method common all around europe, suits the same purpose like any other non-slimy dough structure with high caloric filling.

>>tomato tart
Tomaten tart, literally frence in origin and nothing but a thin tomato quiche or Lotringer Speckkuchen, with non-european tomatoes instead of bacon.

>jam roly-joly
It's a jam strudel, made all around europe like ciasto zawijane z marmoladą or Marmeladenstrudel. Peak basic recipe.

>eccles cake
Cakes with any regional fruit common again all over europe as a good preservation method, as the crust protects the fragile fruits for longer and makes it a energy high easily to transport to-go meal.

>toad in the hole
>Dishes like toad in the hole appeared in print as early as 1762, where it was described as a 'vulgar' name for a 'small piece of beef baked in a large pudding'.[7] Toad in the hole was originally created as a way to stretch out meat in poor households.
It's a Würstchen-Auflauf on the same principle like a potato casserole.

>stargazy pie
A fish pie. The only thing which makes it "unique" is the vulgar display which other europeans didn't practice due to a sense of aesthetics.

Not one thing of those "unique" which you have listed is really unique. Only slight variations of the same thing. But again, how could you know only knowing McDonalds greesse.

>>12171108
for me, it's banana split

I really hate chocolate pastries. Just straight up chocolate will always trump any chocolate-flavored thing or dessert that has a bunch of chocolate topped onto it.

>>12171516
that's not tres leches!

>>12171108
Rhubarb pie
Bilberry pie

>>12171161

I like cheesecakes.

Ice cream is also a nice treat.

But I will throw cake in your face.

>>12171108
crème brulé

Crème Brulee Pie
Derby Pie
Devils Food Cake
Molten Cake
Dark Chocolate Pot De Creme

>>12171108
Hummingbird cake
Texture and flavor heaven.

>>12171108
mille-feuille
Saragli

>>12178356
>I am talking about recipes, you mongoloid. Recipes long shared by all europeans, slightly adjusted. Who the fuck buys all those mentioned shit realy mad? Of course its a fucking mutt.
The question isn't whether you can make anything you put your mind to if you buy the ingredients however common or elusive they are. Way to move the goal posts retard.
>>12178419
Keep going on and on about a few places in Europe and ignore the rest of the entire world. Idiot.

>>12182154
>The question isn't whether you can make anything you put your mind to if you buy the ingredients however common or elusive they are.
I am talking about traditional cuisine, not simply making up some english recipe in france or somewhere else. Just because something can't be bought ready-made at your filthy super-market it doesn't mean it's not traditionally eaten by the people in said country. Measuring traditional cuisine by the walmarkt standard is peak brainletism.

>Keep going on and on about a few places in Europe and ignore the rest of the entire world. Idiot.
I was only talking about europe in the first place and those are only examples, which already are enough to prove your ridiculous assumption wrong.

>>12171108
east asian desserts maybe like japanese+chinese+korean almost all bean paste as sweetener
i like sticky rice+mango, purple yam jam(kinda like sweet potato pie filling), almond jelly, and banana fritters

but personally I like cheesecake

>>12173716
>Completely falls apart as you bite into it
>Filling pouring out and all over fingers
>The icing on top splodges all over your top lip and sticks to your teeth
Fuck that mess mate

>>12175049
asian bakeries are so based

>>12176617
heh! I can deal with that.

>>12183075
You're just a picky eater you child!
haha!

Some of the answers here made me think of this movie.

>Good, moist red velvet cake
>Chocolate fondant w/ vanilla ice cream
>Apple strudel with w/ vanilla sauce and ice cream
>Custard in any form

>>12183101
Fuck off retard.

>>12175247
Don't eat them. They're menstruating.

>>12183347
u wok m8?

bump

Fried tempura ice cream (vanilla with whip ream and chocolate sauce) hands down my favorite dessert. I swear i felt euphoric the first time i had it

>>12171108
>One thing I dislike about Asian food is that the desserts/sweet foods are generally shit. It's all red bean paste.
you're a fucking nigger OP. asian sweets fucking rule, you're too stupid to understand. Asian bakeries fucking rule, asian crepes kick ass, sticky rice fucking rules, mango pudding fucking rules

I really like those little cakes you find at chinese buffets. Coffee is the best but the strawberry and lemon ones are really good too

>>12171161
>>12181557
lol how much of /ck/ are women?

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