/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12168420
Instant noodles

>>12168420
Make smoothies out of any combination of frozen or fresh fruit, Greek yogurt, milk, kale/spinach/other greens, carrots/beets/turnips, flax seed/hemp seed/sesame seed, and protein powder. Take vitamin supplements too and you should be good. Consider adding herbs like mint, lemon balm, or basil for added flavor. Ginger root can be a nice addition too.

S O Y L E N T

>>12168420
Buy saline online, then go pound sand elsewhere.

Soylent. That's the point of it.

>>12168420
>I hate eating.

>>12168420
>>12168479
>>12168484
I use jimmyjoy myself. Their plenny shakes are better tasting than soylent in my opinion, and calorie per calorie, they are cheaper. They're also less oily and more carbohydrate/protein.

Only tradeoff is they're not perfectly smooth in texture and will taste slightly gritty when you drink it. Personally I like the grittiness of the smoothie, but texture-autists will often be put off.

>Unironic shilling link: http://i.refs.cc/03B5VC44?smile_ref=eyJzbWlsZV9zb3VyY2UiOiJzbWlsZV91aSIsInNtaWxlX21lZGl1bSI6IiIsInNtaWxlX2NhbXBhaWduIjoicmVmZXJyYWxfcHJvZ3JhbSIsInNtaWxlX2N1c3RvbWVyX2lkIjoyMTM2OTEzNDl9

>>12168420
Any anons have the screencap saved for "Brown"?

>>12168420
Break into hospitals and steal the food they give to coma patients.
Or you could just get the Cinco Food Tube

>>12168455

Thanks for the good post

>>12168420
Have your roomies bukkake a waldorf salad three times a day. Should offer all the protein, calories and vitamins you need to survive if you use decent greens aren't too modest with the dressing/spunk.
Alternatively you could eat oranges and baked potatoes.

>>12168420
Expensive, but all you have to do is wash it really. Incredibly nutrient dense and very seciating

>>12168420
Soylent and leafy greens

>>12168596
>Ugly cluttered website with quirky names for subscription schemes and disgustingly cloy packaging.
No. It's Huel for the discerning minimalist.

>>12168420
>I hate eating. I hate cooking.
>comes to food and cooking board to make a thread

sums up this past year

>>12168420
You're gonna want a salad. What all you put on it is up to you. Find a dressing that's good for you that you actually like. You'll eat a lot and still save a lot of money. Cheeses and leafy greens will give you protein but you'll probably want to get some grilled chicken strips or sunflower seeds or something.

For me it’s soylent; the best, most delicious meal replacement beverage

>>12170150
OP can buy precooked chicken and put it in the microwave, then mix olive oil and balsamic vinegar for dressing and be good to go.

>>12169935
If you're not memeing, which Huel is best? Vanilla or unsweetened? Are the flavor packs worth buying?

>>12170174
seriously though, why do people drink this? interested in honest non-meme answers

>>12169935

>>12170323
they're too lazy to cook but are tired of takeout/fast food/TV dinners or put off by the cost/unhealthiness of it.

>>12170323
>time is money
Uninspired millennials who would rather front the cost of nutrient paste rather take the time to learn how to cook and mealprep.

>>12168960
why the fuck do you think somebody who doesn't like eating would spend a lot of money on food

Are you me from the Reddit-Reddit Universe? Because I hate eating too, but your OP a shit.
SHIT!

>>12168420
Raw muscle meat from the store works great until you can either find a local butcher with grassfed organ meats or raise the animals yourself. Raw obviously.

>>12168611
You mean The Brown? THAT Brown?

>>12168611
>>12171109
I got you senpai

>>12169935
>Pay more for less quality of flavor and variety
No thanks.

>>12170421
>>12170323
Inspired millenials who would rather be doing research or design than cooking.