/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm already thawing some beefshank, so I guess I'd simmer than while I went drugging and whoring and then end the day with a nice osso buco.

I wish I could say that I would have the courage to face death gracefully and therefore could enjoy a last meal. In reality I'd be crying and panicking like a bitch the whole time. I hope someday that'll change. Anyway, I'd have beer, whiskey and cigarettes.

definitely a ton of liquor
because any time i get a hangover and have to drive to work in the morning still drunk, i genuinely crave death. so this would be the most convenient way to handle it

>>12166055
Please stop posting these close ups. I'm scared of his face

Cunny
Hehehe y'know what I'm saying? Eheheheheh, y'all know what I'm saying...

>>12166105
>In reality I'd be crying and panicking like a bitch the whole time. I hope someday that'll change.

>>12166055
My aunt’s spaghetti recipe
Too bad she is dead and I don’t remember the recipe

>>12166055
Steak and garlic mashed potatoes until I exploded

probably just water, maybe nothing

None pizza with left beef.

Mint chocolate milkshakes and french fries

>>12166055
everything

cocaine

>>12166055
1 pound of funny mushrooms, laughing at dead.

>>12166167
This or
>>12167619
>>12167630
This. If I'm dying, I'm dying happy with the most demented smile the world has ever seen.

whiskey

>>12167630
>>12167646
Alduous Huxley did just that. He had his wife inject him with lsd-25 on his deathbed.

Human flesh just so I can know the taste

>>12166055
Nothing. How can you eat knowing your are going to cease to exist for all eternity, the concept of eating loses all meaning and purpose at that point.

>>12166436
Came here to post this

>>12167630
And this I guess

>>12167782
Where would you get it?

>>12167967
7 billion around you. Just pick the saddest one and eat. It's not like you're going to jail.
That said, i couldnt care less.

>>12166055
ebony pussy

A bunch of spicy stuff since I won't have to deal with the consequences.

>>12166055
pull out the biggest fucking loan I can and go get some of those idiotically expensive food items. Then probably get a Filet O Fish and hit up a Mexican food truck

literally anything, if i'm gonna die anyways then i might as well try to eat as many food as humanly possible

>>12166055
I wouldn't, because there would be no reason to.

>>12166055
Fentanyl.

>>12166055
Antifreeze. Apparently it tastes like sugar syrup. I'm going to die anyway, so I may as well drink something that tastes good, despite the fact that it'll kill me.

>>12166168
>>12166373
>>12166430

OOOH MMMMMM OOOOOH

>>12166055
Chocolate cake. or maybe just a giant bowl of chocolate buttercream.

>>12166055
Nothing, or whatever i had avaiable, it is not like i need that food to survive.
Instead of eating i would probably get some good alcohol.

>>12166055
Probably just a glass of warm milk so I can take a long nap beforehand.

Taylor Swift.

>>12169027
WOOOOW

>>12166168
still better than trevor james

>>12166168
There is no need to be upset.

your mums pussy, and if she had only one day to live she could eat something too

my peanus weanus. :) hahaha.

>>12169497
Am I supposed to feel bad that you would spend your last day of life giving sexual pleasure to my lonely 70 year old mother?

>>12166168
>Imagine this being the last thing you see.

1-2l of ricin oil before dying.

>>12169445
check it out guys, it's trevor jaaames

>>12166408
this.

some proper Carbonara

>>12166055
Sheeet negro. For breakfast I will go to my local diner have the senior skillet with my eggs sunnyside up, a side of pancakes, and orange juice. For my second breakfast I wan chilaquiles with scrambled eggs, refried beans, that Mexican crumble cheese with little bits of onions that my grandma makes, and tons of sour cream.

For lunch I want a sandwich on sour dough bread with lemon mayonnaise, smoked Turkey, with bacon, lettuce, and dijon mustard, with pickles and cherry tomatoes on the side. And a penafiel lemon to drink

For dinner I want a steak burrito from the taco place near my house, 4 tacos 2 of steak 2 of al pastor and a jarrito lemon flavored.Then for my second dinner I want a pizza with chicken, tomatoes, and onions, with a side of bbq boneless chicken wings with honey mustard dipping sauce. And to drink I want Jack and coke.Then I can die a happy man

>>12166430
He looks like he’s expecting a fat nut from Tyrone’s dick on his face.