/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12163166
Someday you'll meet a girl.
You'll always be single, but some day you'll get to talk to one. Hang in there, champ!

>>12163166
wow that's actually pretty sexist. why don't you take a lap and cool off

>>12163177
>>12163173
>a guy did something
>roasties: REEEEEEEE incel have sex loser!
Dumb broads

Women can't get a good sear on anything, they are afraid of high heat and think that any kind of browning is unhealthy.

>>12163184
Based top dawg poster

>>12163166
I am intrigued by your hypothesis

>>12163184
>/CK/
>The only board where anons accuse each other of being women

What would be the process of recreating this dish?

>>12163173
>>12163177
cringe

>>12163192
There's one kind of browning they can't resist, if you know what I mean

I can taste the burnt meat just by looking at this.

>>12163166
all of us young'un's who grew out of the late 20th century were told men and women were equal.

growing up turned out to be the self-discovery of that lie. for both sexes.
women have wombs. men are better at everything else. Especially cooking.

>>12163166
>his mom isnt an excellent cook
i pity you anon.

>>12163166
>working in Alaskan bush as an engineering subcontractor
>tl;dr watch the laborers work and tell them if they did it right
>all the workers just stay in one rented house, a different guy cooks every night
>one guy, early 50's, grey haired, boomer as fuck, brags about how he's the fucking grill master and makes great steaks
>they're very well-done
>suggest better ways to cook a steak like reverse-searing
>he loudly declares that anything involving a stove is "WOMAN'S WORK"
>later on they all get fucking blasted on R&R (they worked 7 days a week out there, so they were working the next morning) and he declares that if he got "surprised" by a tranny he wouldn't hesitate to kill them

>>12163166
Have sex

>>12163173
Tits or gtfo

>>12164160
Based boomer

>>12163166
wow, someone really fucked up that dish.
greasy and black, jesus christ, learn to cook

>>12163173
kek

>>12164066
I will give you the recipe, but first post your dick so we can be sure you're not a woman.

>>12163166
This.

No salad, no veggies, proper food.

>>12164160
>falling for the reverse sear meme

yikes

>>12163173
based

>>12163173
kek honk honk

>>12163166
people this bad at cooking should be in prison

>>12163166
ah so this is why women live longer than men, a big mystery solved today on 4chan

>>12163166
That looks fucking vile.

>>12164244
roofles

>>12164203
cook it on the stove and finish it in the oven
or cook it in the oven and finish it on the stove
it doesn't matter what order you do it in, don't burn your fucking steaks into hockey pucks
especially when your meat has to be flown out from Anchorage to bumfuck nowhere and costs 4x as much because of it

>>12163166
Women are better at overcooking bland shit though

>>12163166
It's ok if you're gay, anon-kun

>>12164093
I know what you mean

>>12164381

>>12163426
and the funniest thing about all of this, is the fact that woman can't cook, yet men still accuse each other of being woman when they can cook

>>12163166
>no way in hell a woman could’ve pulled that off. A man made that.
I gotta disagree with you, brother man. I grew up a single child to a single mother. Not because she was a crazy cunt, but because my dad died in a car accident when I was a kid. My mom was an avid cooker so every holiday (easter, thanksgiving, christmas, birthdays ect) I'd be her fucking wingman. To this day, she's still the best cook i've ever met, fuck Julia Childs or Lidia Bastianich.

>>12164568
you should probably go out more then
and no, before you ask, going out of the basement into the kitchen is not "outside"

>>12164066
burn meat and potatoes then crack a couple eggs on top

>>12163173
I bet you call alot of guys sweetie, am iright?

>>12163166

>>12164568
>>12164568
It has nothing to do with being a good cook, or not, it's style.

Your mom doesn't eat like a man, so even if she's cooking for one, her heads not in the game

>>12164568
Have sex

>>12164571
>you should probably go out more then
Maybe I should, but then i'd end up seeing pathetic cunts like you more often and then wonder to myself "why the fuck do I go out so often"

>>12164583
You're just going to keep forcing this until hiromoot wordfilters it, aren't you

>>12164587
I accept your concession of literally never leaving your basement and why you think your mom is still the best cook in the world, because she cooks all your meal for you

>>12164583
I'm married with 2 children. I'll try to have more sex, thanks for the advice, 4 chan virgin.

>>12164592
top notch chicken tendies you silly goose

>>12163166
>instragram picture
>A man made that

>>12163166
looks like something my mom would cook up when we're innawoods

>>12164609
>innawoods

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Stop typing like a fucking dumbass

>>12164613
are you from the past or the future?
everyone knows what innawoods means

>>12164613
>i don't understand something so now i will be angry

>>12164617
>posting boo boo baby babble

>>12164613
> you god damn kids, stay the hell off my lawn

>>12164625
you'd have a much easier time if you just try to understand new words instead of getting upset. language changes and evolves, so you're setting yourself up for a lot of problems if you get upset over every time a new word pops up.

>>12163426
actually, everybody on the internet is a woman until proven otherwise.

>>12164637
>languages changes and evolves
Yeah, the changes that everyone accepts become the language, and the retards babbling in their retard-speak get laughed at and treated as the idiots they are.

Nobody is going to say "innawoods", you illiterate baboon.

>>12164643
>Nobody is going to say "innawoods"
>is literally upset because someone said innawoods

>>12164643
Fuck this geezer, i'm going innawoods to forage mushrooms.

>>12164643
>>12164645
>>12164647

You all look like this in real life

>>12164650
Still better than pic related, now go innawoods and fuck off

>>12164655
Shadilay!

>>12164279
Both of you sound retarded. I don’t like baking my steak, at then it becomes too soft and I don’t like burning it to a crisp either. Salt and pepper rub, maybe steak seasoning. 7-10 minutes on coals. That’s how I like it

>>12164625
>>12164643
Innawoods has been used for more than 5 years extensively on several boards, such as /k/ and /v/. If you don't know what it means and aren't lying about it just for taking the piss like a little shit, it means you have no clue about chan culture.
>le soiboi reddit face
Checks out. Go back to where you belong you piece of shit tranny lover.

fuck society, this is now a innawoods survival cooking board

>innawoods

>>12164666
>Evil trips
Buckle up bitches, innawoods survival cooking time

>>12164664
I hang out on /ck/ and /n/. I have no reason to want to talk about stockpiling machine guns and shooting up mosques because I'm not a paranoid freak

>>12164573
kek

>>12164679
but how well can you cook baked beans and weenies in a dutch oven over an open flame in the wastelands, pleb

>>12163166
Just be yourself,man. Put yourself out there.

>>12164679
How else can you cook bacon, other than wrapping it around your AR?

>>12164679
Good. So when you need stopping power to protect yourself you will die because you'll have a shitty 9mm

>>12164679
what about when them airliners fall out of the sky innawoods

>>12163192
wrong

>>12164720
>flying Boeing, ever
You brought this on yourself

>>12164613
In the woods. Please calm down sir

>>12163173
based incel laying down some hard truths
have sex

>>12163166
Kill yourself.

>>12163173
this but unironically
>>12164072
actual brainlet. At least post some real bantz, this hivemind bullshit is just pathetic

>>12164576
No shit sherlock
sage

>>12164679
hahahaha jesus, get the fuck out

>>12164870
Are you going to shoot me with your gun now? Oooh I'm scared!

>>12164482
Holy Kek

>12164697
>12164906
guaranteed bait, nobody could be this much of a strawman parody

>>12163166
Despite the fact that OP is a troll, that looks fucking delicious.