/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12158698
you think he can fit a couple spoons in his ass?

>>12158720
Ask Tyrone

>>12158698
this makes me want to visit pakistan

>>12158698
Any bodies you want to reveal the location of?

>>12158698
I love his videos

>>12158734
Pepsi is available worldwide

>Micah. Finish your pepsi.

>Now.

>>12158698
so like, for real, what is this mental condition called?

>>12158863
Psychopathy. If he was more intelligent he would be able to fake emotions more effectively, but he's not so it just looks weird to us.

>>12158863
He's a born again Christian and so he has to always pretend to be happy and full of love, and kid himself that people don't realize how full of shit he is. Most foreigners, non-native English speakers, etc., actually do not detect his phoniness and so he's especially popular with them.

>>12158869
It's always been akin to observation of an animal in it's natural habitat.

What's mark running from?

>>12158887
That's because they think all Americans are super outgoing and smile all the time

But not like THAT Jesus Christ. Americans have some bitterness with the smiles, this guy has just sugar, it's crazy creepy

>>12158887
>Most foreigners, non-native English speakers, etc., actually do not detect his phoniness
not true
have you seen the way people look at him and mock him in some places?

>>12158931
Nope. People make fun of his 'mmmmmmmmmm' stuff but not his phony happiness.

>>12158931
thats the best part about his show is watching the expressions of the people hes interviewing

Fuck this motherfucker, I watched a video on spicy ramen in Tokyo that he went to, that had "devil level" heat, and I told my wife we had to go. Went there, and the shit was like eating instant ramen with fucking Mary Sharps habanero hot sauce. I was super fucking disappointed.

>>12159018
japs don't capsaicin

>>12159020
Yes I know that... wish every god damn day that I married a korean sloot, the cooking is way better.

>>12159018
They gave you the white customer recipe. You should have let them know when ordering that you're no ordinary paleface.

>>12159025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrMsWztL1n8

It was this fucking place in case anyone was wondering. This dudes a fag, and the food he recommends is shit.

>>12159018
>>12159024
>>12159032
I mean it's your fault you're literally retarded and go where these cringe ass fucks tell you to, the only reason you sohuld go to anywhere any of these guys tell you is if you're some instagram whore that wants to take a picture and say "hey, I went were person x was", or for the weird shit like eating weird fish, again your own fault, you deserve to never see a good ramen place ever, just so you know

>>12159032
His eyes aren't even watering. I don't see why you would believe those words.

>>12159032
>>12159048
oh yeah, you also literally picked the cringiest and worst of all these fags to take advice from, this guy literally gets flashback of his murder victims after every bite, every single one, no matter what or where MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 0.0 WOW!!!! OH MAN! 0.0 WOW

>>12158698
A reminder, only high test alphas will understand wiens brilliance. If you don't enjoy his content you likely should just start hrt and watch babish.

fan

>>12159032
is that disgusting mutt not only there filming and shit, but his wife is just walking around with a fucking baby while he does that, what the everloving fuck

>>12159060
I might take hrt, but no fucking way am I watching babish.

>>12158698
I love wien's videos, but there's no way I'm gonna sit there and listen to him tell me some fermented bear feces cooked in bumfuck nowhere thailand is delicious

>>12158789
kek

>>12159048
Yeah I know it's my fault for sure, but I'm one of those hot pepper fags that likes the pain, and this cocksucker sold it like it was something i'd appreciate. I feel violated, hold me 4 chins

>>12159363
there there anon, maybe bring your own sauce with you next time, just in case

>>12159069
What's wrong with that? Dude is a "foodtuber". They travel somewhere you think they're just gonna leave the baby at the fucking hotel?

>>12159391
Thanks for the advice dog, you're the breast

he is actually psychotic(different from psychopath) his eyes are a dead give away and its not pseudoscience

>>12158698
is this guy sponsored by pepsi or some shit

Okay i'm watching some of his vids and a few things i've noticed:

after a couple videos the "free music" he re uses becomes extremely noticable. I get it's not a big production so it's not a big deal but he should get some more variety in there so it doesn't get so repetitive

I also want to know how many food illnesses/parasites this guy has. In his pakistan and some african locations people eat "family style" rice with their hands. Haven't these street shitters ever heard of a fucking fork? they take their dirty hands, and pinch their fingers together to get some rice and drop it into their mouths with grains of rice falling out of their face back into the bowl. Is this just because street vendors can't afford disposable silverware or what.

western media constantly telling us to go vegan, stop eating meat, meat is unsustainable, eat cricket meal, stop drinking milk, dairy farm subsidies aren't necessary, stop eating fat and butter you'll get heart disease. meanwhile the third world is eating nothing but meat and its cheap as fuck, costs like 50 cents for a burger and they wash it down with lassi

Mikey Ch(ad)en is way cooler than this cuck

>>12159486
Mike Chen is a giant faggot. The only redeeming factor for him is he hates communism.

>>12159463
>how many parasites he has
he has eaten raw pork in rural China

>>12159486
I'm sure he only employs women, but what are their jobs meant to be exactly? They're rarely seen on video and the videos themselves seem easy enough to edit.

>>12159518
Throat swabbing?

>>12159518
Probably research, social media handling, video editing, dealing with sponsors, and other shit.

One night with Mark or Mike?

>>12158698
That combination of his face, shirt, behavior, and choice of beverage makes me want to knock his twink ass to the ground and fucking wail on him until every one of his facial bones is fractured. I’ve never seen such an insufferable aggravating person in my life

>>12159060
I know, right? I feel like Mark is one of the only YouTubers who would understand the intellectual comedy of Rick & Morty as much as I do.

>>12159867
Mike, he's not afraid to admit when something doesn't taste good, mark seems fun but the overwhelming american fakeness would get to me quickly

Plus mike flies business class and eats at fancy places, whereas mark(despite making shitloads more than mike) still runs around rural thailand where he probably spends half his time shitting his lungs out due to food poisoning

>>12159463
>billions of people ignore western food rules and are perfectly healthy
>not realizing it's the litigation culture of the west setting overly strict standards rather than any significant risk of danger from mildly unhygienic preparation areas, cooking practices, etc.

>ywn fuck his wife

>>12159991
i fucked her six times

>>12159985
t. has never had food poisoning

it's a regular thing for even the locals to get diarrhea, so much so that they casually mention "having the runs" as a reason why they were late/off work in thailand(even women)

Food poisoning is no joke and can literally kill. I know you're probably memeing but yeah, think twice before you eat at these dingy stalls

>>12159018
Wtf I hate marie sharps now

>>12158698
Who funds this? Is it some parasocial shit?

>>12159977
Mark is into the occult tho

I hate what Youtube has become.

I hate what 4chan has become.

I hate what the internet has become.

>>12159977
>making shitloads more than mike
Categorically untrue. Do you have any idea how many channels Mike actually owns apart from his food channel? His cumulative YouTube audience is easily just as big as Mark's, if not bigger.

>>12160251
Nah, he just presents old conspiracy theories and myths on his Beyond Science channel in an approachable format. It's unlikely he's ever dabbled in it further than a business venture.

>>12160287
at least 4chan was always shit so we can say we didn't sell out

>>12160370
No, it was 'ironically' shit then. It's unironically shit now because of all the identity politics and new immigrants refusing to integrate and persisting in their faggotry.

>>12160599
I enjoy the sperg outs reddit refugees have when they realize saying nigger doesn't get you perma-banned like they are used to.

>>12160620
It's easier to get banned from all of 4chan than most subreddits.

>>12160362
Mark* not Mike