/ck/ - Food & Cooking

SHUT IT DOWN

>>12148323
It is kinda funny isn't it

>>12148323
Do you really trust food critics to tell you what is good or not?
At least the tire manufacturer is impartial and free of pretense when it comes to restaurant ratings

>>12148323
Gotta make sure you drive safely from a restaurant to another

>>12148323

>ywn get the free tire set that comes with a star

>>12148323
What else are you going to do with your new tires aside from driving to the best restaurants in your area?

>>12148323
Back when the cage was new and humans hadn’t recognized the terrible cancer they’d inflict upon civilized society, cage equipment manufacturers would promote their wares to the well off. This was before TGV of course. Today it seems strange that a cage gear manufacturer would be associated with nice things, but generations ago it seemed normal.

And now you know.

>>12148323
why would that be hilarious or ironic?
A beer company tracks world records, FFS.
Most people ask for advice from their peers instead of experts. Most people know much more about celebrities than the politicians they vote for. People express strong opinions on subjects they don't even understand...and out of all that bullshit you find Michelin stars to be confusing?

....I don't understand stupid people at all.

>>12148503
>A beer company tracks world records
that's because before everyone had the internet in their pocket people would get into huge arguments about world records while drinking at the local pub

>>12148323
It is a French tire company after all, so it's not as absurd as it could be.

>>12148496
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING cyclist over here,lol, get a car poorfag.

>>12148503
>2019
>Being disingenuous

Yikes, not a good look pal

>>12148552
Ape.

>>12148496
>hadn’t recognized the terrible cancer they’d inflict upon civilized society
does that apply to the internet, too?

>>12148552
>as you can see from my smog-belching 1998 pontiac minivan with the muffler dragging underneath, I am definitely not poor
Mmmmmmmkay

>>12148566
The internet is shaping nicely into the complete hivemind it was intended for, cars are a retarded design and blame ruthy for not ending it decades ago.

>>12148556
I was 100% sincere. This seems like a really really minor thing to get triggered by given all the stupid shit that happens on a daily basis.

>>12148575
That's why you're an idiot. The idea that people wouldn't question minor things because bigger problems exist is silly and you sound ridiculous

>>12148571
Who are you talking to?

>>12148615
Huh?

>>12148616
Eh?

>>12148323
No, you’re just a retard who thinks he’s some kind of trolling genius. We’ve seen it all before, many times. Get a new schtick, kiddo.

>>12148552

>>12148727
You know that "cager" is motorcyclist slang from the 1960's right? Your image contains the wrong kind of "bike".

>>12148727
Nice try Big Cycle

>>12148496
Get a load of this booty blasted cyclist. Stop being so poor.

>>12148795
It’s called QBP you absolute cager
>>12148805
My taxes paid your disability gibsmedats. You’re welcome beeteedubs

>>12148323
I fucking love it, one of my wife’s friends is super pretentious and into eating at Michelin star rated restaurants. The look on her face was priceless when I told her the Michelin star was invented by some fucking tire company to so that people would travel more and have to buy more tires. Stupid fucking bitch.

>>12148727
>blows through a stop sign
>blows through a red light
>rides in the road going 10 mph when the speed limit is 25
>rides on the sidewalk and runs over pedestrians
>kicks car mirrors for some perceived insult
Fuck bikers man

>>12149110
Motorcyclist here.
Most of those apply to me too, but you'd have to add an extra 0 onto
>going 10 mph

>>12149110
>mfw I see some biker try to blow through a red while doing a wheelie
>he wrecks immediately
>roll down my window and laugh as I drive past

>>12148496
Cage..?

>>12148503
Christ I never made the connection that Guinness was Guinness

>>12149083
It's hilarious how retarded you sound pretending you dished out some huge burn by citing an inconsequential fact.

>I fucking love it, one of my wife's friends is super pretentious and into playing Nintendo video games. The look on her face was priceless when I told her Nintendo started as some fucking trading card company and only switched when they found a new business strategy. Stupid fucking bitch.

>>12149083
I fucking love it, one of my wife's friends is super pretentious and into using BIC lighters. The look on her face was priceless when I told her they were invented by some fucking pen company looking to branch into other imprinted products. Stupid fucking bitch.

>>12149083
I fucking love it, one of my wife's friends is super pretentious and into Avon perfumes. The look on her face was priceless when I told her Avon became a perfume company because the samples made woman want to buy more perfumes. Stupid fucking bitch.

>>12149299
>Cage..?
Back in the 1960's motorcycle culture started to refer to car drivers as "cagers" because they were "locked up in a cage, unable to feel the wind in their hair", unlike the liberating and rebellious motorcycle rider.

For some reason the phrase has been co-opted by city dwellers who use it to insult car owners. Most of these people have no idea what the term really means, they just parrot it. Sort of like how people talk about how "such and such is the GOAT" even though they have no idea who Earl Manigault was.

>>Christ I never made the connection that Guinness was Guinness
Wow.

>>12149314
>trading card
They started making Hanafuda cards. Those are for gambling, not trading cards.

>>12149299

I guess the motorised metal cage on wheels. I guess the name could also come from people letting out their inner animal in there.

>>12148496
Cyclists are the vegans of the road.

>>12149341
Who gives a shit?

>>12149772
I appreciate the compliment but it's misplaced. I am nowhere near disciplined enough to be a vegan. The fact is living cage-free is simply a matter of convenience and ethics.

>>12148323
The fuck is a "tyre"?

>>12151007
The thing you stick on your wheels and stuff full of air so the wheel parts don't get all banged up.

>>12151007

I think it's cuckold slang for tire

>>12148496
*starts raining*

>>12151007
it's an ancient city in present day lebanon

>>12148727
This is why I advocate for white genocide

>>12151407
>rain riding
Patrician taste

>>12149083
I fucking love it, one of my wife’s friends is super pretentious and into browsing reddit. The look on her face was priceless when I told her that reddit was invented by Jews so that people would stop going on unmoderated sites like 4chan. Stupid fucking bitch.

>>12149083
I fucking love it, one of my wife’s friends is super pretentious and into eating Big Macs. The look on her face was priceless when I told her the Big Mac was invented by some fucking store manager so that people would have to buy two burger patties instead of a single McChicken. Stupid fucking bitch.

>>12149083
I fucking love it, one of my wife’s Indian friends is super pretentious and into shitting in the toilet. The look on her face was priceless when I told her the toilet was invented by some fucking porcelain manufacturer so that people wouldn’t have to shit in the street. Stupid fucking bitch.

>>12149083
I fucking love it, one of my wife’s friends is super pretentious and into riding bicycles instead of driving a car. The look on her face was priceless when I told her the bicycle was invented by some fucking 1800’s Brit so that people could get some exercise. Stupid fucking bitch.

>>12148323
people who can afford cars can afford nice restaurants you would know that if you didn't ride the bus

>>12148323
What the shit is he supposed to be anyways?

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>>12149333
Seething

based swaglord

>>12153162
A stack of white tires in various sizes.