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this thread made me realize i've accidentally gone through life without ever eating a hot pocket. i knew they existed... i guess i just never ate one. what do?

>>12143421
Whichever flavor appeals to you, they’re all decent.

>>12143421
Eat one. And remember, you don't have to wait before they cool down because of the genius design of a hot pocket. It's cooler on the inside than out because of the steam pressure lowering the temperature of the sauce. Just bite in and have a good meal anon!

>>12143414
Ham and Cheddar is the best one

>>12143438
>they’re all decent
Not true, the pizza ones are gross

For me it's gardein

>>12143414

>>12143421
Don’t ever have one. They make your kitchen smell like a literal dumpster fire. They taste almost as bad as they smell. I promise you’re not missing anything.

>>12143414
>flicks your grandma's clit

>>12143414
beef taco hands down. but my favorite were the breakfast hot pockets, all of them were cash

>>12143414
Where are the not pockets, just bread no filling?

>>12143463
huh?

>>12143414
>5 packs went on sale for 4 bucks at my local store

God help me

It sucks I can't find these anymore, they were pretty damn good for a hotpocket

>>12143439
pic of you

>>12143444
based. ham and cheese is best. the pepperoni pizza isn't bad either.

>>12143414
lets start with something simple like the pepperoni pizza. then we shall move onto others like the applewood bacon and pepperoni and sausage.

>>12143444
>>12143598
hell yeah

>Silly me.. this isn't where the eggs are..

I select to turn 360 degrees and walk away. No thanks.

>>12143517
I said "FOR ME IT'S GARDEIN"

I got hot pocket for tjhe first time last year. Don't remember what flavour I got but I do remember hating the fact that they cost so much for what they are. Just ate a huge-ass bean burrito for lunch. Cost me 61c worth of ingredients to cobble it together. It'd take about three HPs to make me feel as well-fed as that single burrito does.

$2.25 for a lunch I don't like as much as a 61c lunch doesn't seem like a smart buy to me.

>>12143414
i'll take the box of white castle burgers on the bottom right there

>>12143414
The lean pockets are nice.

Pretzel rolls, Alfredo filling.

>>12143463
Retard

>>12143414
>four meat and four cheese pizza
>four meat

Cow, chicken, pig, and... what else...?

>>12144211
My nigga

>>12143414
Yes.

>>12143414
Shouldn’t these be in the store’s frozen foods section?

>>12143414
I read this in the voice of one of those vending machines from System Shock 2

>>12143421
Whatever you get cook it in the oven

Chicken Hot Pockets are garbage

>>12143439
based and redpilled info

>>12143414
Damn those Bantam Bagels look good

pick one

>>12143546
They’re not terribly different from the jalapeño, chicken, and cheese pretzel pockets which every major grocery chain carries.