/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12139836
mfw my friend actually filled his bag almost up to the top with this. He literally ate popcorn soup and ask me why I wasnt eating any of it.

>inb4 crab legs

>>12139836
>he doesn’t add m&ms to his popcorn

>>12139836
Us was really scary wasn't it? I was too scared to eat my popcorn.

>>12139836
Do American cinemas really have butter fountains or is this some kind of photoshop trickery?

>>12139922
no they do, but mostly in the higher end ones. usually they're behind the counter because people abuse the fuck out of them and it gets expensive. usually AMC theaters have them

Americans really are fucking disgusting aren’t they

>>12139922
my ex used to do this at the AMC (self service butter)
>ask for an empty bag
>fill it a bit with butter
>ask them to fill it up halfway with popcorn
>drench it in butter
>have them fill it up the rest of the way
>drench that in butter too
I don't know how she wasn't a fatass

>>12139836
>popcorn topping

>>12139901
damn that’s a really good idea, I’ll start bringing a ziploc baggie of m&ms with me to the theater

>>12139927
I had a coworker who was a fucking glutton with everything.
she drank 5+ cups of coffee every day that were loaded with cream and sugar, ate cookies for breakfast, trash mac and cheese for lunch, and drank loads of alcohol...
she was also 100 pounds and easily the hottest chick I've seen.

>>12139922
It is real, and we are fatass "butter" gobblers, but it is not quite as bad as the picture suggests. The stream is not that thick. The person is using a straw to get the butter to the bottom of the bag. When you press the button, a only tiny stream dribbles out.

>>12139971
the dream

>>12139971
sounded like me until the last line

>>12139927
Doesn't the popcorn get soggy?

So has anybody else had all their local theaters change into some fancy dining shit now? My AMC and Edwards serve gourmet burgers with Brie and have wine bars and shit now

>>12139927
bulimia
>>12139971
amphetamines

>>12139861
Probably also wonders why he has constant heartburn and horrible oily skin.

>>12139836
large box of mike and ikes that cost 6 dollars

>popcorn
>drenched in butter
>disgusting amount of Kernel Season's white cheddar
>half Dr Pepper half Mtn Dew to drink
>sometimes Goobers
>pot brownie

Perfect

>>12140299
I wish we were friends

>>12140314
Sorry but I hate you.

>>12140042
>t. ugly fat chick

>>12140318
What the fuck is your problem

>>12139836
>not drenching the popcorn in pepsi
This idiot doesn't even eat popcola fucking plebs

>>12140329
i'll be your fren

>>12140329
That wasn't me, I'd be your friend

>>12139836
The movie theater size candy that I bought next door at Dollar General for $2 instead of $6.

>>12140348
absolutely based

>>12140348
You thrifty motherfucker

>>12139901
based
Also allot of walgreens sells the candy as a theater 4/$4.

>>12140299
We are one and the same. Down to the NITW picture. I've been told I'm disgusting for mixing my fountain drinks

>>12140519
Oh that's almost worth planning ahead and stocking up for.


I wish there was a movie worth going and seeing right now.

>>12139836
>Pouring hot liquid in to a thin paper bag
What could possibly go wrong..

>>12139836
Same, except I always get the large combo with the free refill. I remember the halcyon days of the unlimited free refills which is one reason why I'm so fat now.

>>12140348
theres a dollar general right next to my movie theater and they always call me out on it

I haven't bought popcorn at a movie for years because of ticket prices.

>>12140526
We make a game of guessing what pops were mixed in

>>12140570
or you can stop on the way to the theater,retard.
But if you want to have your parents pay $8 for one box o m&ms,fine with me.

>>12140638
oh?
I would put a cat in your drink.
You would probably guess right away,but then you get to have cat sit on your lap during the movie,so you'd probably be cool with it.

vodka

If the wife brings the Big Purse, chicken parm sammiches and fruit pies. If she brings the Little Purse, pork cracklins and crispy M&Ms.

>>12140789
absolutely based wifey

>>12140760
>But if you want to have your parents pay $8 for one box o m&ms,fine with me.
?
I'm the guy that goes to Dollar General.
My parents took me to 3 movies ever.
We never got anything from the concession stand.

>>12139922
Fuck me its so embarrassing.
The worst part is that its not butter. Its a butter flavored chemical cocktail

I've always thought popcorn and nerds (the candy) would make a great combo, but the nerds always settle to the bottom of the bag. too much effort to fill your hand with popcorn and then candy
>>12139922
technically it's not even real butter lol

>>12139922
Yes we do, that's called freedom baby!

Sweet popcorn is better than butter. I have to have salted caramel in this horrible place because you neds don't put sugar on your popcorn.

>>12139960
My local malco used to offer really great powdered toppings and more until a certain demographic started stealing the containers of it or just straight up ruining it.
>>12139926
Slavery was a terrible idea

>>12139926

>>12140348
Or buy it for a dollar at Dollar Tree and hide it in your pocket, if it's boxed take the bag out, did that shit today

>>12139922
Never seen it around before, but it doesn't surprise me that they exist somewhere.

>>12140042
based

>>12140789
>pork cracklins
>smelly god damn parmesan probably from a plastic shaker
How absolutely fucking noisy and inconsiderate. You're blacks, aren't you?

>>12139836
I cant for the life of me figure out America. Why do they do these things?

>>12141844
Because we can.

Why are you eating in a fucking movie theater, you filthy animals??

It's fucking disgusting, you either watch the movie or eat like a pig.

I fucking hate people eating in the fucking cinema...

>>12139901
Great taste.

>>12140054
Are you in southern California

>>12141946
I work in a cinema that serves food and alcohol to you in your seat. All movie too if the guests keep ordering. You'd hate it

>>12141981
AMC is literally everywhere you absolute flyover. Anything resembling a real place has had theaters serving second run movies for $5 with real beer and food going on 20 years now.

>>12139836
large popcorn with that fake butter (no not extra butter) and large coke zero.
cos popcorn by itself to me isnt filling ad usually i smash all my popcorn at the credits and the start of the movie so by the end im ready for something else that isnt popcorn.

>>12141946
I too like to get ridiculously upset over trivial things.

>>12139901
>Mr Robot

Pic related with Nachos and a large cherry coke

>>12139927
>>12139971
High calorie foods don't necessarily make you fat if you aren't eating too much of them. I eat a lot of cheese, butter, olive oil, etc. but only eat twice a day and sometimes just once so I never really gain weight.

>>12139836
Can someone please insta ban these obnoxious capitalistic "for me" reddit posts?

>>12142901
a fellow man of culture.

>>12139836
I usually get caramel popcorn and Arizona Peach tea.
t. France

>>12139836
Most places had to move the butter dispensers behind the counter because fatass white trash would fill up empty cups with it for a drink.

>>12139901
How do you effectively do this though? Eat the popcorns down a bit then dump in the m n M's and shake?

>>12139836
I just grab a small tub of popcorn, nachos and some candy. I can't even eat microwave popcorn because of my local theater's popcorn. Somehow the theater popcorn is much less greasy compared to the microwave popcorn I can find at the store.

>>12142032
He said Edwards too, you braindead moron

>>12139927
Kill yourself

>>12141844
It's not actually straight up melted butter, it's lighter

>>12143309
Said the dumb frogposter

>>12139836
Gatorade/powerade (they have 0 sugar in all the brands these days if ur old like me) mixed with booze of your choice. Where I live if your going to a movie at night ts reasonable to have a coat for when you walk out so i put it in my coat pocket or my wifes purse.

examples:

Creed 2 I did this and it was sweeet. We went to a theater with a lot of black ppl and it was like being at a real boxing match where everyones invested in the black guy beating the white guy it was fun.

I went to a matinee of Capt Marvel and didnt bring my special drink and it was pretty boring.

>>12139927
Low key people who eat fat are skinny.

>order popcorn
>"wold you like butter flavoring with that"
>butter flavoring
>tell him I'd like some butter
>employee freezes because he's not sure whether to correct me or give me something I'd didn't ask for
Why can't these places just use butter? It's not about cost because they hardly put any on no matter how much you ask for.

>>12140613
I haven't bought tickets for years because of popcorn prices. $7 for a small.

>>12143065
Bring your gf to hold the popcorn, pop some m&ms in your mouth, then grab a handful of popcorn.

Soft pretzels with cheese sauce, and raisinets.

>>12140589
It's room temp.

>>12139868
way to ruin it you fucking faggot

>>12143990
You seem like a really nice person. I would be honored to shake your hand.

>>12140318
based

>>12141820
I'm black, she's white.

>>12139971
My ex was like that. She had a thyroid problem and would literally eat everything nonstop. We couldnt walk by a burger king without her having to stop in a get a whopper to eat while we walked. After we broke up she went on meds to fix it and ballooned up hardcore, like real deviantart tier inflation fetish shit.

>>12144263
Ahh, the all american couple. How sweet!

>>12140348
this but only because the lines are stupid long and the movie starts in 5 minutes

>>12144280
>have a problem that keeps you skinny
>fix it
Wtf?

>>12139971
Maybe because when she gets home she doesn't eat anything? She doesn't snack? She only eats that at the movies? Why do fat people think eating a massive amount of food or fats for one day makes you gain weight?

>>12141123
sprinkle sugar on top of your popcorn

>>12141844
Freedom.

>>12139836
I get the largest size mixed Slushie or blueberry.

Sometimes I'll get nachos instead but I don't like the hassle of eating in the dark, so that's rare.

>>12144280
>ex
KYS

It appears my comment about my wife and I being interracial was deleted. Perhaps the racist coward mods have something to say but are too afraid?

>>12139836
I don't eat in a theatre, I am there to watch a movie.

>>12145468