/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12139473

It’s a Mediterranean food that is halal/kosher
You would need to find an Americanized place that would actually make it

>>12139580
Huh? They're everywhere in Greece.

>>12139580
gyros came from Greece and the Greek eat pork, numbnuts

>>12139473
bacon gee-roh sounds great

>>12139473

>>12139473
Absolutely haram.

>>12139627
Gyros are a shitty copycat of doners which are halal

>>12139816
Whatever. You can get pork doner/gyro if you go to a Greek place, which is what OP asked.

>Muslims constantly point out how filthy pigs are and that's why they don't eat them
>Chickens are an order of magnitude worse when it comes to being vectors for diseases transmitted to humans
>Muslims are happy to eat chickens

>>12139473
Why is it all pinched at the end?

>>12140192
for easier anal insertion, because I'm assuming OP is a huge fag

>>12139473
In greece almost all Gyro is made with pork

outside of greece the lamb/beef cylindrical shaved meat version is more popular, probably because it is a bit cheaper and is kosher/halal and until recently only middle easterners and greeks ate it.

Go to Nick the Greek, they are doing 50% off feta fries this weekend too.

>>12141681
Interesting. Pork is so common and cheap in America. I prefer lamb in my gyros.

>>12139473
because all the people running "Greek" places are typical turkroaches or lebs.

>>12139827
if they're cheap garbage, because even the hairy boyfuckers know that pork is a disgusting excuse for meat compared to mutton

>>12139473
wtf
I can buy that shit here everywhere.
Where do u live OP?

>>12139832
Pigs were literally used to eat shit and garbage back then. Chickens were bred for the purpose of food.

>>12139627
Unfortunately it is near impossible to find a place that's actually Greek and not some Punjabi or some other Arab restaurant hiding behind the word 'Mediterranean'.

>>12142322
Chickens eat shit and garbage too. They are omnivores just like pigs.

>>12139832
>thinking any religious shit has any relation to reality.

>>12139832
The only reason pig is Haram is bc Muhammad ripped off the old testament
Their inanity about pig being dirty is just ex post rationalization

>>12139816
>shitty copycat of doners
You have it backwards doners are a copy of gyro from ottoman times
Gyro dates back to late Roman period (6th century AD)

>>12139473
shit looks good. can't really get mediterranean where I live. :c

>>12142514
but isnt the pig being dirty the justification in the old testament?

>>12142519
It's food wrapped in some kind of flatbread, it's a very generic thing so let's not pretend anyone owns it

>>12142528
No the word dirty is used metaphorically in Leviticus not meaning they are filthy
>>12142537
Right im just saying that's the history in that region
There's similar foods all over ie central Americas too

>>12142528
>>12142574
Also the Noahide covenant from Genesis does not forbid any animal food except drinking their blood

>>12139473
Because the Lebbies make better gyros than your kind, Nikos.

>>12139473
>lettuce in a gyro
literally kill yourself

>>12142964
>hasnt tried the superior gyro club sandwich
You utter pleb

>tfw no fried chicken gyro right now
just end my life lads

>>12139473
Go to your average Mexican deli.

>>12139473
Jesus, who wrapped this shit?

The bread should be thinner too.
This isn't a gyros

>>12143164
It's using a Cypriot pita rather than a Greek one I think.

Try arbys

chicken gyro > > lamb > > beef > > > pork

>>12139473

Why would you want an inferior meat in your gyro?

Lamb gyros are the best followed by chicken.

>>12143168
Nope it's a greek one.
Cypriot pita is oval and you cut into it and put stuff in it instead of wrapping things with it.
Also I believe that any meat is ok as long as the fillings are the right ones for that meat. The standard fillings that go with everything are tomato, onion, tzatziki and fries.
Also tzatziki with dill is a gross mistake.

>>12143705
Cyprus kebab uses parsley and tahini.

>>12143712
Parsley yes but tahini isnt normally included. If you order kebab it wont come with a sauce. It will have your meat, kebab and/or sheftalies and a salad that consists of cucumber, tomatoes, cabbage and onion and sprinkled with parsley. Some places omit the cabbage and other dont dice the onion in the salad but give you half an onion as a side. Also a couple of pieces of pickled cucumber or celery are included as well.
t. cypriot

>>12143743
eisai ellinas? omogeneia?

>>12142008
Calm down and fuck your goat.

>>12143758
>c*prus niggers
>greek

>>12143758
Ellinokiprios
>>12143793
You meanie.

>>12139580
>pork
>halal

>>12142537
moving goalposts