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12121754 No.12121754 [Reply] [Original]

Impossible Burger Edition,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9FED3jkNTo
DIY P2 WebM for bakas/savefrom.net

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>> No.12121781

>>12121755
Where do they get these fucking people.

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>>12121778
WHY DOES IT NEED MORE SALT

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>> No.12121827

>>12121778
what a fuckin hack

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Disappointed in this thread so far. Only the most professional of chefs should be allowed.

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>>12121996

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>> No.12122097

>>12121778
Such a gay faggot

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>> No.12122116

>>12121754
They planned this really poorly.

>> No.12122132

>>12121802
Listen mate, you can give it whatever name you want, but "pizza" means something else so you can't call it that.

>> No.12122308

>>12121758
How does she get out?

>> No.12122318

>>12121778
No wonder he's going out of business.

>> No.12122367

>>12122040
Please make this a trend

>> No.12122400

>>12121850
good lord what an asshole

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>>12122308

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>> No.12122467

>>12121802
this looks like something that would get made when there's nothing else in the house but old fucking potatos, some cheese, and a slice or two of deli ham left

the addition of the egg really gives me the "haven't been grocery shopping in weeks" vibe

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>>12122467

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>> No.12122567

>>12122474
this should be encouraged more, I'm sick of shops trashing entire sacks of mandarins because a single one went moldy

>> No.12122748

>>12121781
Asia

>> No.12122770

>>12121754
I know the importance of double-blind testing, but there's a limit. Fucking hell.
Mate of mine made some Impossible "meat" yesterday and said it was pretty good actually, but he could tell it wasn't beef.
I think I'd rather just make something that didn't try to pass itself off as meat at all. Plenty of good dishes out there with no meat in them.

>> No.12122788

>>12122480
I wish we could ban white women from cooking already

>> No.12122828
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>>12122567
This is only a thing because the retarded consumers refuse to buy a box of soap with a dent in it or a banana with a brown spot on the skin.

>> No.12123009

>>12121778
TOO MUCH CHEESE, YOU BASTARD

>> No.12123096

>>12121754
>>12121755
OP we need more impossible webms

>> No.12123192

>>12121754
they can't even get good fucking actors. that black guy literally made one single face the whole time and read a script. you got people in here saying shit that people just don't say candidly.
the least you could do, if you're gonna lie about "real people not actors" is at least get some GOOD actors.
>they said "f***" so it HAS to be real, see guys?

>> No.12123195

>>12121778
This guys body language just pisses me off, and I have no idea why

>> No.12123217

>>12122318
God I hope that's true

>> No.12123218

>>12121755
shameful display for my race

>> No.12123262

>>12122415
Wow, in Japan even the monkeys are more civilised.

>> No.12123343 [DELETED] 

>>12123262
I know right!
Its shameful how monkeys here in the US always steal things and cause all kinds of problems and burdens.
I want to know japans secret to educating fucking monkeys

>> No.12123385

>>12122828
but the best bananas are those that look rotten

>> No.12123397

>>12122424
>add mozzarella
>add more mozzarella
yikes

>> No.12123488

>>12123397
why are amerifats O B S E S S E D with cheeses and lmao lol bacon XDXDXD B A C O N

>> No.12123682

>>12121850
I'm gonna punch those sluts in the stomach to make sure those babies don't suffer a life of pain.

>> No.12123719

>>12123682
>>stomach
Aim lower, anon. You're bad at anatomy.

>> No.12123732

So do you figure there is a group of discord trannies that are shilling the impossible burger, or do you think it's the trannies that work for the company?

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>>12121755
Pure fucking sõy and I'm not talking about the (((burger))). Let me give you a webm that's filled with testosterone.

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>>12121858

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>> No.12123798

>>12123195
Its because he acts confident and that intimidates you
(Altho his confidance act its exacly that: acting, almost ironically)

>> No.12123802

>>12123343
>Look guys im racist too haha i belong here im so edgy
Kids like you are cringe, anon

>> No.12123808

>>12123737
it must be so depressing having to fake that stuff for a living

>> No.12123827

>>12123808
Gets to eat good food and make money from it
I think its worth it

>> No.12123837

>>12123748

I genuinely want to Matthew Shepard that guy for his handling of the pizza

>> No.12123909

>>12123488
Don't some European dishes use cheese in place of a meat? I often see foreign chefs put down a big hunk of cheese on a plate where normally the meat would go.

>> No.12123931
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>>12123802
cranged and ridpilled

>> No.12123971

>>12122088
I fucking hate Ladbible

>> No.12123985
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>>12123096
Using heme from soy plants -- identical to the heme from animals -- which is what gives it its uniquely meaty flavor.
TIL

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>> No.12124001

>>12123737
he must pay for his crimes

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>> No.12124180

>>12123740
i hate this so fucking much

>> No.12124260

>>12121754
ffmpeg -i in.mp4 -c:v libvpx -c:libvorbis -q:a 0 -b:v 2M -crf 55 out.webm
> crf is up to you, most are fine even with 63
from YT
youtube-dl -f43 url

>> No.12124276

>>12124066
Beyond meat is beyond disgusting. At least impossible tastes meat-adjacent.

>> No.12124278

>>12122470
>Girls
>Dog
>Canadian flag
You just know...

>> No.12124287

>>12124278
Know what?

>> No.12124305

>>12121754
this thread is very bad without sound, it's like torture

>> No.12124317

>>12123740
Good idea, if you want your coffee to taste like fish forever.

>> No.12124344

>>12121765
disgusting pretentious raw eating snobbery

>> No.12124424
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>>12123192
which black guy

>> No.12124440

>>12121850
where did the sock go?

>> No.12124521

>>12123985
not msg?

>> No.12124549

>>12121754
Why does 500-fags-a-day clarkson think he can review food?

>> No.12124557

>>12123909
I've literally never seen this happen

>> No.12124558

>>12123740
why is my salmon is white :(

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>>12124066

>> No.12124571

>>12122788
>ban white women from cooking
>whine about the collapse of traditional gender roles
Sure, let's just make the problem even worse.

>> No.12124589

>>12124066
> 6 h

>> No.12124625

>>12124066
>all that leftover veggies left on the bowls
Yikes, People are too damn wasteful

>> No.12124632

>>12123218
insect?

>> No.12124709
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help me with this big question:

is tea for faggots or is it elegant and tasty?

>> No.12124723

>>12124709
yes

>> No.12124734

>>12121755
These people need to be exterminated.

>> No.12124744

>>12122107
hory shit. I never realized that my nigga Takeshi played the teacher in this movie until now

>> No.12124755

>>12121758

Had one of those in Korea, was pretty damn good

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>> No.12124824

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1554321653952.webm

>> No.12124896

>>12124824
>frying oil
>next to a posh mic
first half got my autism but after that it was great
why is it so comfy

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>> No.12125169

>>12124424
>high_car.jpg

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>> No.12125337

>>12123737
I know "creepy" is usually a word reserved for teenage girls, but jesus christ this guy creeps me the fuck out.

>> No.12125351

>>12125171
based

>> No.12125363

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1554326657380.webm

>>12124896
It's mad, I used to imagine making eggs and toast on a campfire when I couldn't sleep because it always felt comfy.

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>>12124287

>> No.12125388

>>12123993
nice tits on the broad

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>>12123748

>> No.12125422

>>12125169
yeah

>> No.12125432

>>12121765
>have perfectly cooked egg
>pour water over it and ruin it

>> No.12125450

>>12125400

>eating pizza with a fork and knife
These utensils should not even be available at pizzerias.

>> No.12125616

>>12121765
>>12125432
https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:Basted_Egg

>> No.12125644

>>12125400
>goes through the trouble of using a fork and knife to cut up pizza
>fucking uses his hands to pick it up anyway

What a fucking moron

>> No.12125809

>>12124756
Imagine doing this to steal probably $5.

>> No.12125836

>>12121754
They don't taste like burgers. I've had them. The texture is close but the taste is not.

>> No.12125924

>>12125363
The fuck is this

>> No.12126312

>>12125924
asmr, it is basically whisper porn.

>> No.12126549

>>12123343
moooooooooom look what I posted mooooooom come quiiiiiiiick

>> No.12126626

>>12122415
So, this is how brazilian restaurants looks like

>> No.12126764
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>> No.12126801

>>12126764
This looks terrible, are you trying to turn people away from being vegan with this?

>> No.12126839

>>12121955
So what do they do with all the spices? Do they just throw them out? Surely they wouldn't just waste all of that for one use. My "can't waste food" autism just flares up out of anger at the mere thought.

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>>12124305

>> No.12126867

>>12126801
Looks like it would be really dry and rubbery. It looks like a pizza made out of play-dough

>> No.12126873

>>12126855
Just when I thought anime food never actually looks good...

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>>12126764
>plant based pizza dough
AS OPPOSED TO FUCKING WHAT

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>> No.12126916

>>12126873
Have you never watched a Studio Ghibli movie before? Their food looks gorgeous.

>> No.12126918

>>12126905
They put eggs in it, you know

>> No.12126924

>>12126916
That's what I mean. I always felt it just looks like plastic. This avoids that (for the most part. The part with omelette still has a bit of that effect)

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>>12126905
Reading Comprehension....YOU

>> No.12126973

>>12122112
tiny whisk!

>> No.12126983

>>12125400
Guy on the right looks like he just got out of jail and this is his first meal back

>> No.12127003

>>12121755
I want to try impossible meat for the novelty, but I don't want to have to pay for one.

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>> No.12127059

>>12126867
What gets me the most is the cheese. It's like the 'cheese product' that was advertised as 'now melts!', also the floppy pizza bread is unappetizing

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>> No.12127240

>>12124756
and they want to make tipping mandatory

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>>12127165
stop posting this guy

>> No.12127260
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OK

>> No.12127262

>>12127165
Does this guy ever think any food he eats is just okay? Does he make this face when he's on a road trip across the states and has to stop at McDonald's?

>> No.12127272

>>12127262
If he's on camera then yes

>> No.12127280

>>12124062
Yep you need all that shit on it to mask the taste.

>> No.12127289

>>12127165
>>12127260
STOP

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>>12127289

>> No.12127323

>>12123488
OBSESSED

>> No.12127365

>>12127165
what is funny about this is that he cares about how he looks but still acts like a person who looks like s serial killar on the reg

>> No.12127375

>>12123385
The best plantains to fry and bake are the full black ones

>> No.12127377

>>12123740
I get that this is supposed to be for people in hotel rooms on business trips or something, but if that's the case why not just eat out or order food?

>> No.12127386

>>12124709
no

>> No.12127512

>>12121758
what do you call this?

>> No.12127641

>>12124260
>-c:libvorbis
You mean -c:a libvorbis

>> No.12127729

>>12124344
What part of that looks raw to you.

>> No.12127732

>>12127729
the yolk

>> No.12127734

>>12124744
He's a champ. I need to rewatch Sonatine some day.

>> No.12127743

>>12124709
try again

>> No.12127747

>>12126873
The rock you live under must be a sad place.

>> No.12127748

>>12127732
But it isn't raw. Just because a yolk isn't solid doesn't mean it's raw.

>> No.12127761

>>12121765
>>12125432
that is how i cook my eggs "over easy". no flip required.

>> No.12127767

>>12121778
What a well composed dish.
And finished off with his delicious salty armhair

>> No.12127776

>>12122088
Unironically think this pan is cute

>> No.12127778

>>12121778
isn't that meat raw?

>> No.12127782

>>12123740
DONT DRINK IT!
THERE WAS A FISH
IN THE PERCOLATOR

>> No.12127788

>>12122308
she have to all the eggs

>> No.12127815

>>12122041
i can almost hear that royalty free ukulele

>> No.12127852

>>12126918
>flour, yeast, salt, oil, water, acid

where are you getting eggs from

>> No.12127861

>>12127852
Acid?

>> No.12127874

>>12126905
made of meat?
>fuck huge patty
>add pizza sauce
>choice toppings
>cheese

>> No.12127896

>>12121778
If I paid for all that cheese, I damn well better get it

>> No.12127899

>>12127044
they look so dry

>> No.12127925

>>12121850
Imagine paying hundreds of dollars to have a dirty turkroach, who scratches his body all day, throw salt on your food

>> No.12127998

>>12122567
>>12122828
Feel free to move to my 2nd world country and dig through piles of rotten shit whenever you buy vegetables or fruits.

>> No.12128082

>>12127260
so is he aware we make fun of him or is he getting made fun of here? i don't get it

>> No.12128314

>>12121802
i swear, that's ketchup..

>> No.12128377

>>12126907
Seems like very good system

>> No.12128415

>>12121773
Neato

>> No.12128721
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>>12127044
>plant-based egg wash

>> No.12128728

>>12126907
comfy

>> No.12128898

>>12125400
me on the right

>> No.12128962

>>12128721
I honestly can't tell if these webms are ironic or not

>> No.12129035

>>12127861
eggs aren't acid, retard-kun

>> No.12129045

>>12129035
Why is there acid in the list

>> No.12129069

>>12129045
good question actually

>>12127852
explain yourself

>> No.12129072

>>12121765
Do people seriously not know about basted eggs?

>> No.12129108

>>12121773
i see this shit and i know that skynets already online

>> No.12129125

>>12127776
looks like itd be a bitch to clean

>> No.12129138

Why do people think oozing the egg yolk makes it look good

>> No.12129197

>>12124260
>ffmpeg -i in.mp4 -c:v libvpx -c:libvorbis -q:a 0 -b:v 2M -crf 55 out.webm
First of all you don't need -q:a 0

Second of all -c:libvorbis should be -c:a libvorbis which would only be needed if we were encoding audio which we aren't so it should be -an to strip the audio stream.

You wouldn't use -b:v with -crf. -b:v sets an average bitrate and -crf let's the program determine the bitrate for the quality level set.

>> No.12129211

>>12129197
wrong -crf needs -b

>> No.12129234

>>12126770
Sloppy joes with cheese
Do vegetarians really do this?

>> No.12129274

>>12129197
When you use -crf, -b:v sets the maximum bitrate, which is handy on here.

>> No.12129348
File: 332 KB, 676x519, futurama-zoidbert-in-theater-your-encoding-is-bad-and-you-should-feel-bad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12129211
-b:v sets the maximum bitrate when used with -crf. -b:v on its own sets an average bitrate. -crf is not recommended when file size constrained. For those with filesize limitations you are recommended to use -minrate -maxrate with -b:v where all are equal for a constant bitrate.

>> No.12129431

>>12129348
I like using the variable bitrate for food videos, where there are usually lingering still shots, as I assumed it would be a more efficient use of the maximum file size. Admittedly I've never actually bothered to compare and contrast.

>> No.12129459

>>12127309
How is he so unnerving? He's just making a weird face and exaggerated reactions. It's should be nothing special beyond just being annoying, but somehow he exudes this off-putting creepy aura.

>> No.12129508
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>>12121765
Because flipping them is so hard

>> No.12129568
File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this. as I hand her a bowl of eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12121843

all this food and theses steps for this dry ass pasta

>> No.12129611

>>12129431
I think it has more to do with by limiting the bitrate to a constant you can more reliably reach a specific filesize. If you allow the bitrate to vary while trying to not go over a filesize you could find yourself doing a lot more tinkering which means more re-encodes and therefore wasted time.

>> No.12129674

>>12124756
>her hands at the end

>> No.12129681
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>> No.12129687

>>12121778
the fuck is the point of this?

>> No.12129696

>>12129687
There is no point, but if he stops uploading stupid shit to instagram for even a moment he'll go out of business

>> No.12129700

>>12129597
I think its supposed to be a bargain bin discount timpano dreamed up by white "people" who watched The Big Night but don't actually know how to cook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4lZcEY4nII

>> No.12129702

>>12122107
when they don't deliver in your area

>> No.12129718

>>12126918
not a single italian puts eggs in their pizza dough you moron

>> No.12129724
File: 2.83 MB, 400x400, Tater Tot Breakfast Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12127874

>> No.12129725

>>12129696
good point, he should quit while he's ahead, the hype has died

>> No.12129733

>>12123737
as a girl, this man fills me with lust

>> No.12129742
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>as a girl, this man fills me with lust
>girls
>on /ck/

>> No.12129751
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>>12129751
fuck this dude

>> No.12129803

>>12129792
is this man related to Jack

>> No.12129812
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>>12129792

>> No.12129821
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, vegan eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12129834
File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, skirt steak with mustard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12129840
File: 2.92 MB, 360x360, Ribeye Steaks With Creamy Mustard Sauce As Made By Kiano Moju.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12129847

>>12129834
>>12129840
???????????

>> No.12129848
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>>12129792

>> No.12129854
File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12129889

>>12129700
That guy in the webm isn't white.

>> No.12129893

>>12124744
It'd be an easier job to find a Japanese film that Takeshi HASN'T starred in. The man is practically a cultural icon at this point.

>> No.12129903

>>12122424
This is actually a really good recipe. It's not even that complicated unless you suck with a knife.

>> No.12129911
File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, steamed oyster subs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12129611
Oh yeah, I end up re-encoding a few times, but running a few tests in the background is relatively zero effort. Maybe I could automate it though.

>> No.12129921

>>12122788
Why are you so angry about Chicken Cordon Bleu with guacamole?

>> No.12129947

>>12124066
It seems like it would be a better idea to mix the burgers with seasoning BEFORE adding them to the vegetables, then adding a bit more seasoning.

>> No.12129959
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>>12123488
XDXDXD
https://www.instagram.com/motherflipperuk/

>> No.12129961

>>12122432
Eugh wtf gross.

>> No.12129967

>>12123985
God who edited this!?

>> No.12129978

>>12129459
It's those wide, glassy eyes. They just bulge and stare, not participating in any expression on the rest of his face. Don't trust someone who doesn't smile with their eyes.

>> No.12130068

>>12121754
fuck that retard

>> No.12130187

>>12127165
>a bunch of raw, unseasoned fish tails and lobster heads on unseasoned white rice
I'm a gigantic weeb but I just do not understand the apeal of nip food.

>> No.12130194

>>12130187
Seasoning is for baka gaijin who can't appreciate a food's natural flavors

>> No.12130390

>>12121858
anon job good
filename<

>> No.12130404

>>12130187
Roe is salted, salmon is fucking delicious raw, rice is not unseasoned, you are fucking stupid even for a weeb. Eat some high quality sushi at least once in your life, you remind me of those contrarian brits who pretend to hate tea.
I'm with you on the heads thing though, I don't understand why asians and mediterraneans love putting that shit on plate so much.

>> No.12130432

>>12123748
Look at this pussy destroyer.

>> No.12130445

>>12130404
>only salt
I'm mean that's better than absolutely nothing I guess, but that's still pretty dire.
>rice is not unseasoned
Explain further.

>> No.12130449

>>12127998
why don't you move to a more developed country if yours is so shitty?

>> No.12130466

>>12129967
same guy who edits all the gordon ramsay videos

>> No.12130481

>>12124709
who cares

>> No.12130503

>>12127262
you don't?

>> No.12130506

>>12121778
It's been a while since the last time he made something worth watching.

>> No.12130514

>>12129568
>plate
>not a bowl
this webm is terrible

>> No.12130819

>>12130432
boipussy destroyer

>> No.12130826

>>12123195
Betas tend to be intimidated by the alpha male.

>> No.12130833

>>12129911
the most pretentious thing about this is serving a single oyster to a customer. These should be prepared in the same way, but 6 at a time

>> No.12130872

>>12121802
Ah, a true 'go 'za.

>> No.12130911

>>12122318
only his American branch

>> No.12130949

>>12130911
What other branch does he have?

>> No.12131019

>>12121802
I am hurt

>> No.12131065

>>12130949
I think his main one is in Dubai where all the rich brownies are

>> No.12131078

>>12122367
Why, it's impractical as all fuck to eat, just make your sausage bacon and eggs and put some avocado on the plate. Presenting this way is stupid as fuck even if it's just supposed to be funny or something. It's shit.

>> No.12131399

>>12129568
those eggs look horrendously overcooked

>> No.12131544
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>>12126905
>normal pizza dough is already vegan
>theirs somehow looks worse

>> No.12131599
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>>12129821
this should be illegal

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>> No.12131785

>>12131715
>putting raw meat on bread

>> No.12131803

>>12131717
How wet was she bros

>> No.12131813

>>12130833
it's noma you dolt, the guest is getting like 15+ courses. why do people always comment this shit on fine dining

>> No.12131831
File: 2.96 MB, 708x708, Nice Plate.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12131871

>>12131813
Because they're morons and have trouble understanding that eating 15 small servings make you full as fuck.

Also Noma is not really worth the visit. Try Geranium instead if you're ever in Copenhagen.

>> No.12131888

>>12127260
kek
Sonny is head and shoulders above Mark

>> No.12132019

>>12131831
That looks fucking awful. Grey, overcooked shitty meat.

And I love beef. Ugh.

>> No.12132024
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>>12127782
MOST BASED POSTER ON 4CHAN IN YEARS

>> No.12132108

>>12123993
What was the video about, I only remember the tits.

>> No.12132132
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>>12121754

>> No.12132134

>>12131803
I'd say about a 3:1 wet:dry ratio.

>> No.12132174

>>12129843
Lovely. Does it take one barrel to make that little bag?

>> No.12132182

>>12131774
Who is that stupid asshole and why do you keep posting him being an utter twat?

>> No.12132190

>>12129718
I do

>> No.12132218

>>12121778
what a fucking alpha

he didnt cook, he created.. something. and its up to us to eat it or not... and we will.

>> No.12132225

>>12121843
hideous

>> No.12132232

>>12121850
what a natural showman. i love this guy

>> No.12132249

>>12131831
his fucking shit eating grin

>> No.12132251

>>12131717
its all just rich women at his restaraunt huh

>> No.12132254

>>12132132
this is why i dont feel bad for border rats or any sort of refugees.
they dont deserve anything.

>> No.12132256
File: 2.95 MB, 640x800, Ribery Gold Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12132256

>>12132251
and overpaid footballers

>> No.12132266

>>12132256
that was a little gay, but i guess thats why he's eating there

>> No.12132345

>>12121773
This will making the inevitable processing of humans a snap. None of those pesky moral objections to get in the way of fresh cuts for the masses.

>> No.12132859

>>12132132
imagine if that glaze was made with rat poison
hhhnnnnggggg

>> No.12132903

>>12126764
>shiitake mushrooms
>clearly are not shiitake mushrooms

>> No.12132956

>>12125363
>>12124824
>molly will nevar be my mommy
welp ;___;

>> No.12133003

>>12126764
What the fuck is that dough? What do they think regular dough is made out of?

>> No.12133009

>>12133003
They mean vegan dough, so no dairy or whatever

>> No.12133020

>>12133009
But pizza dough is already vegan, there's no need for a special version of it. That stuff looks like it's made out of shoes.

>> No.12133027

>>12133020
Ah I just googled, they mean gluten free dough

>> No.12133039

>>12124709
none of these, you are the faggot

>> No.12133040

falun gong

>> No.12133053

>>12122400
Who is this guy ?

>> No.12133056

>>12133027
Oof, that explains it.

>> No.12133088

>>12125616
baste

>> No.12133112

>>12132019
Look at the section of animal it comes from, you literal retard. Not all cuts are meant to be medium rare, dipshit.

>> No.12133131

>>12133053
salt bee, he is okay.

>> No.12133143

>>12133112
True, steak should be rare

>> No.12133177
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12133177

>>12132256
Respect da hustle anon

>> No.12133198

>>12127044
Beer shouldn't be vegan. Billions died to get you mildly tipsy, you cunt.

>> No.12133206

>>12129045
>>12129069
grains nuts and tomatoes are all acid you idiots.

>> No.12133213

>>12123736
WHAT THE actual fuck

>> No.12133223 [DELETED] 

>>12121754
>chews for two eons
>visible discomfort
>covers mouth to prevent spewage
>"Taste just like beef!"
Kek, dude isn't fooling anyone.

>> No.12133243

>>12121778
The way he moves makes me want to physically harm him for some reason.

>> No.12133250

>>12130826
>>12123798
Moving like a turd hammering poofta isn't intimidating at all. It makes me want to break his face, not scared.

>> No.12133289
File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, WTF Is Nutritional Yeast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12133198
Yeast doesn't count

>> No.12133296

>>12129568
I see what you did there @filename...

I KEKED hard

>> No.12133298

>>12127782
Fuck, beat me to it, Pete.

>> No.12133300

>>12127044
>plant-based egg wash

Excuse me wtf

>> No.12133304

>>12126983
It's fake, but that was what I assumed at first as well.

>> No.12133314

>>12126549
Ironic.
>MODS MOOOOOOOOOODS ANON HURT MY FEELINGS!
Quit being such a bitch nigger, pussy faggot.

>> No.12133317

>>12123802
Tranny and redditpilled.

>> No.12133320

>>12121754
dementia is a hell of a drug

>> No.12133325

>>12123993
With all those heavily concentrated ingredients you've used more crops than just eating a real burger, and thusly killed more animals over all. And this is even with assuming the cow isn't freely grazing on grass, possibly even on unarable land.
Super retarded.

>> No.12133337

>>12124756
>blacks literally tip negative
Not surprised.

>> No.12133341

>>12125351
Nothing based about reaffirming stereotypes by being a 50 IQ pavement ape.

>> No.12133352

>>12122112
>pouring beer into a glass
>not just slamming the bird onto the bottle

>> No.12133359

>>12130449
Either there's no place like home or no money I guess.

>> No.12133368

>>12131813
>>12131871
Still doesn't change the fact you are paying $35 for one oyster, dumbass.

>> No.12133369

>>12126839
The best kind of autism.

>> No.12133384

>>12126770
>lye bun
Fuck that meat shit but these buns are delicious.

>> No.12133441

>>12133368
You pay for the experience, you flyover retard.

>> No.12133722
File: 2.94 MB, 720x480, Restaurant 108 in Copenhagen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12133441

>> No.12133731
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, FRESH FISH.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12133782

>>12122088
thats pretty good

>> No.12133819

>>12133441
No, you pay for the prestige suggestion.

>> No.12134040

>>12129959
a couple of potatoes and to go with this heaping serving of cheese

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>> No.12134399

>>12131831
better than salt bitch in every way

>> No.12134610

>>12133250
>Implying you could even muster up enough force to lightly graze the man
Simmer down, beta.

>> No.12134619

>>12129911
That is disgusting, just get a straw and drink from a fetid tidepool at this point.

>> No.12134982

>>12131544
amazing, isnt it?

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>>12127165
>Everything about his movements in the first 10 seconds

>> No.12134999

>>12133441
the experience of being overcharged lmao