/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12126593
You're a bad, bad man

>>12126593
>general Zhou's chicken
Never heard of that guy.

>>12126593
They won't care, they want your money and the dish was just given a Chinese name so you'd think it's Chinese anyway, they'd have called it big black chicken if they thought they'd sell more

>>12126593
>go to a busy food cart
>order 5 cheesesteaks
>walk away and never return

>>12126628
i tell my friends to order cheeseburgers to go when the grill cook gets weeded and and not show up

>>12126720
you okay bro?

>go to a chinese buffet
>order one plate
>friends who didn't pay eats off plate
>get kicked out of restaurant
Feels bad

>>12126725
ium drunk

Sometimes I go into a McDonalds, order two big macs For Here, only eat one bite and then shit on the restroom floor and leave

>Go on a cooking board.
>Make several well informed posts about veganism and its benefits.
>Preach it like it's my life.
>I've never even eaten a vegan meal in my life.

>>12127370
based trolling poster

>>12127370
how many of us are there

>>12126593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgJJZYPyTOY

>>12127370
>>12127372
>>12127376
Kek are you the same guys who defend soi? Is this true chaotic evil?

I will have one order of whatever Liu Bei ate before going into battle with Cao Cao against the forces of Lu Bu at Xiapi.

Extra napkins please.

>>12126593
>The dish you're refering to isn't even a Chinese one
>They don't give a fuck
>At worst they'll spit in your food or add some special gutter oil as extra
More like they have no choice but make money off your retarded ass and I bet you're American so on top of that you tip the delivery boy like the faggot frogposter you are.

>>12127410
is that dynasty warriors?

>go to a coffee shop
>ask for a green tea
>they ask me how I want it
>plain
>they shortcircuit because they only understand you want nothing in your beverage if you say "black"
>they ask me if I want it black
>I tell them green tea shouldn't be black
>they try to confirm again by saying: "so you don't want anything in your tea?"
>I ask them if they are unfamiliar with what the word plain means
>waitress scowls at me

>>12131260
Really you just mumbled like an anime posting weeaboo faggot then got an attitude with them

>>12131260
stop posting like a woman

>>12131268
someone is rather testy after reading about my treatment of the coffee slaves.

wonder why that is

>>12131276
Because you’re an ugly unlikable faggot

>>12131260
>>12131276
overcompensating this hard

>>12131260
>>12131276

>>12131260
You are bad at people. Git gud at your soft skills.

>>12126593
>OP posts on a cooking area.
>OP has no idea how to boil water.
>OP lives on shit and posts a stupid red frog to impress no-one

OP, get a fucking clue, just like a normal American, you can cook, but you won't get off your fat, lazy arse to do so.
Takeaways are a JOKE, learn to cook.

>>12131286
>>12131293
>>12131588

>triggered wageslaves upset that they have do what They are told

Lel. Your job would be a lot easier if you didn't take things so personally

>>12132464
>typing like a street shitter
>insulting a first world country
?

>>12132857
probably a bong

t. bong

>>12131260
>order an Americano
>they ask if I want some space left at the top for cream

>>12132852
Get a job, your mom is starting to worry.

>>12131276
Based

>>12131276
based

>>12126593
Something my dads friend used to do:

>Call pizzaplace and order a bunch of pizzas
>Doesn´t pick them up
>Goes to the pizzaplace an hour later
>"Hey man, do you have any pizzas laying around that nobody has picked up?"
>"Yeah, we have these over here"
>Buys all of them for less than half the price

>>12133825
>>12133910
>calling me based

based