/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12124890
I'd like to not die of a heart attack by 34.

>>12124890
Imagine being able to count.

>>12124890
Two fired eggs sunny side up over medium on a slice of buttered toast each, a sprinkling of salt and a crack of black pepper. Then a qaurter to a half pund of smoked streakey bacon cooked crisp with a dollop of HP brown sauce.

>>12124890
>imagine cooking and accumulating dishes 3 times a day
I'll pass

Do the four by twos eat bacon?

Imagine being as gay as OP

>>12125062
same>>12125006
sorry had to pull a pic off of google image search didn't get a picture of my food before i ate it

>>12125026
damn that sounds good as fuck
>>12125034
gtfo of /ck/ if you don't like cooking faggot

>>12124890
>3 eggs
almost a full pack of cigarettes
no thanks

>>12124890
Imagine being a vegetarian your whole life never knowing this bliss.

Three eggs is fairly excessive. I typically don't go above two.

>>12124933
>>12125086
it's not unhealthy to eat eggs or bacon faggots
eggs are just straight for good for you and bacon just has high fat and caloric intake but I don't even eat much. I'm losing weight after coming down from 270

>>12125129
that's possible yeah

>>12125086
what if i smoke a carton of eggs a day

>>12125078
I like jerking off too but not three times a day

>>12125131
>eggs and bacon are healthy
And vaccines cause autism, right?

>>12125157
>low test

>>12125178
I'm sure he'd be low test if he didn't inject hormones three times a day

based

https://www.t-nation.com/supplements/tip-the-testosterone-boosting-breakfast

>>12124890

I would like to eat that breakfast and then smash OP's face in with a brickbat.

>>12125185
>only injecting three times a day
Never going to leave humanity behind

>>12125217
>left humanity behind age 46, no children
I'll pass

>>12125235
>having children and increasing resource demands that has a negative effect on the animals, even if the children are vegan from birth

>>12125176
natural food doesn't have shit in it

I don't believe vaccines are the cause of autism or that lack of vaccines are the cause of autism, I believe that you are the cause of autism

>>12125276
>bacon
>natural food

>>12124933
>>12125062
>>12125086
>>12125105
>>12125129
>>12125176

Are you all vegans? americans? uneducated? or lazy people that dont exercise?

Eggs are SUPERFOOD, thats a fact, and does nothing to the heart, go fucking read

>>12125354
>>12125105
I was defending it. I think it would be sad to never eat an egg cooked in bacon grease.

>>12125311
every butcher can sell it raw

My typical breakfast is a couple of scrambled eggs and bacon bits in a tortilla with cheese. That said, fried eggs with bacon strips would be nice too. Maybe with some hashbrowns on the side.

>>12125354
Why read when they can watch What The Health

>>12125354
I'm just a run of the mill gay basher

>>12125382
shit boi i'm gonna have to try that now

>>12125354
based

>>12124890
I make bacon egg and hashbrown crunch wraps.

>tfw only eat scrambled eggs mainly because I'm too stupid to cook eggs any other way

>>12124890
>3 pieces of farm grown bacon
>farm grown
The fuck? As opposed to what?

>>12125458
Wild boar bacon

>>12125466
Well fuck me and my ignorance. Is it any good?

>>12124890
>farm grown bacon
well, farm grown pigs. but why would that matter? wild bacon is better

>>12125458
as opposed to kill farms that you hear about where the conditions are unreasonable and as a result the meat is lesser in quality.
read about them here -> awionlineDOTorgSLASHcontentSLASHinhumane-practices-factory-farms

>>12125086
Stop smoking eggs, nigger.

>>12124933

>>12125479
Female pigs and young pigs are good to go but full grown males can be disgustingly gamey to where the meat smells awful

low carb too
the best diet

>>12125026
>sunny side up over medium

>>12124890
the eggs in that picture are burnt

>>12127601
this. crispy edges are absolutely repulsive. tastelets: don't bother replying.

>>12127601
A little, yeah >>12127603 the protein gets super tough and way too chewy, maybe he used too high of a heat or not enough oil