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what's she whipping up for you, /ck/?

>> No.12117929

>>12117926
Nothing because I'd have her bent over that counter in a picosecond

>> No.12117935

Hopefully something we can enjoy together while we sit on the loveseat and I vent about my day.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F35F;</div>

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>>12117926
I'm looking right at it.

>> No.12117966

if u no then u no<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F602;</div>

>> No.12118023

Nothing, because she's fucking useless and can't cook worth shit. The sex isn't really any good anymore either. I don't know why I still stay with her.

>> No.12118031

Whatever I want, because I am clearly dreaming

>> No.12118033

>>12117926
Evidence that the kids aren't mine, probably.

>> No.12118081

>>12117929
>picosecond
Let's assume she is ~5ft tall and counter is half her height. You are moving her head in an arc of about 1.18m in 1*10^-12s (this is the part of her moving the fastest).
You are "bending her over" at roughly 4000 times the speed of light.
>her atoms colliding with the air cause a wave of nuclear explosions demolishing the city you are in and no doubt causing international panic
FUCK man consider slowing down, that might start some serious global unrest and possibly even scare whatever country you are in into launching its nuclear arsenal.

>> No.12118086

women can't cook worth shit

>> No.12118089

>>12117926
baby batter

>> No.12118095

>>12117926
I hope she is whipping her ass with a wet towel so I can eat it after it you catch my drift dog

>> No.12118206

>>12117926
hahaha shes got some braps in the oven hahahahahaa<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.12118210

>>12118095
whats a drift dog?

>> No.12118216

>>12118210
It's definitely a nigger

>> No.12118222

>>12118216
imagine being like this

>> No.12118243

>>12118222
I'd hate to think about it to be honest.
Worst part would be finding a black wife.

>> No.12118264

>>12118081
>does physics in response to the mention of an obscure temporal metric
>completely reddits the rest of his post
started off well, but no, I cannot like this

>> No.12118267

>>12118210
not much, what about you?

>> No.12118297

>>12117926
chef hon pork meat buns and some bok choy. Using the steamer is about the most I can expect from her and it's fine. When I get home from work all I want to do is eat some pussy, nut in her mouth and fall asleep with my head in her lap while she watches TV or plays fallout.

>> No.12118301

>>12118206
haahaahhha imagine if she turned around and her fart caught on the stove fire and flared up the whole room making everything smell like burnt fart haahahhhhaaha imagine<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>> No.12118308

>>12118210
I dunno, whats an updog with you?<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x2663;&#xFE0F;</div>

>> No.12118356

Inb4 the wifebeater