/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12115084
doesn't sound plausible to me, someone experiencing shock wouldn't be able to get food, converse, or even walk.

>>12115084
When walking into an Outback I saw that the car window of a waitress was smashed in. She had left it over night and there were no cameras to see who did it.

>>12115084
Then the chef came out of the kitchen to personally hand me $100. That chef's name? Barrack Obama.<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F44C;</div>

tip with a rip

I've actually had the people do the clapping thing for me, like it's not always a joke, it does happen sometimes and it's a million times worse than someone just insulting you.

what are you supposed to do when the retards around you just start clapping? I can tell retards to fuck off if they insult me, but how can I tell a whole crowd to fuck off when they are trying to be nice or whatever?

>>12115084
I was like 11, me and my parents were on vacation on a restaurant in the countryside (Italy)
So after I finished to eat I get my DS and start playing, then this fucker of a boomer chief calls me out while discussing what younger generations are doing at this time, you know, like in a disrespectful tone.
>the kids today? Yeah look at what they do today *pointing at me*
I never realized until 2 years later that he was in the wrong because we were their fucking clients.
My dad even asked me to shut the DS down in embarrassement.

>>12115084
I got stabbed

>>12115308
Good on your dad

>>12115106
He said he was in total shock, not complete shock.

>>12115311
In Gregg's?

once I was raped at an outback steakhouse...some crocodile Dundee impersonator who was there as the equivalent of a busker always saying "that's not a steak, this is a steak" and pulling out a Vienna sausage on a toothpick before the waitress came around the corner with the man's steak.

he pulled me aside and asked if I'd ever had my hand in a wallabee, I said no expecting it to be some sort of fuzzy candy sack, well he told me to close my eyes so I couldn't see, but after I stuck my arm elbow deep into this warm squishy stuff I figured there would be no candy...anyways I didn't figure out till later this was rape, and some how after 10 years the written apology from the Dundee impersonator and a lifetime of free ribs (my dad's favorite) doesn't seem like a fair compensation...but w/e

>>12115386
Looks like the Australians are allowed back. Holiday's over, guys.

>>12115084
Was at a nice restaurant with the my whore ex-wife and my two grown kids when she told me I wasn't actually their father and i realised i had been tricked into raising two horrible bastards for 18 years.

>>12115426
AND ON THE 18TH BIRTHDAY HE FOUND OUT IT WASN'T HIIIIS??<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F4AF;</div>

>>12115147
hello r*ddit<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F603;</div>

>>12115459
*aggressively violates your personal space*<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F43A;</div>

>>12115459
It's not my fault people lie so God damned much that there needs to be an online social media chat forum to discuss it.
r/thathappened

>>12115426
My reaction would be "I'm free. Free at last."

>>12115426

>>12115308
>I never realized until 2 years later that he was in the wrong
Zoomers, everyone.

>>12115187

what'd you do, you complete sperg?

>>12115187
i remember a really heated fight happened back in middle school and everyone started clapping in the lunch room immediately while it happened and pissed the teachers off for not taking it seriously

went to some restaurant with some friends
we were all supposed to get a free entree
everyone got theirs except me
i was too beta to ask the waiter or something

>>12115084
fuck off retard

>>12115734
Dropped a plate.

>>12115810

oh.

maybe take a quick bow and clean it up. i thought somebody insulted you and then strangers started clapping, in which case that would have been pretty brutal

>>12115426
Jesus, Frank!

>>12116295
>go to restaurant with social skills group because I'm an autist with social anxiety
>friendly's
>made to sit next to a literal mouth breather
>only person who's not a picky eater
>only person who doesn't make a 100 different alterations
>other autist has a full blown freak out over them fucking up his order
>counselor sitting through this doing nothing

>>12115810
Why was he born so beautiful
Why was he born at all
He's no fucking use to anyone
He's no fucking use at all

>>12116323
>friendlys
>autism party
Checks out

>>12116295
Jesus Frank! Jesus Frank! Jesus Frank! My life is a lie! My life is a lie! Somebody’s gotta get stabbed!

>>12116454
Fuck off to /tv/ faggot

>>12116459
Oh I’m sorry! Did you bang why wife? Did you banged my whore wife?

>>12116469
Does anyone else here have any other illegitimate children with my whore wife that I should now about!?

>>12116417
their tendies and sundaes are literally the best of both categories

>>12116454
>>12116469
>>12116485
If somebody reports these posts you're going to lose all your points and won't be able to use as many perks. You should delete them yourself while you have a chance.<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" width="60" height="60" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/ba.gif"></div>

>>12116538
I’ll just pay the troll toll

and everyone clapped

>>12115084
I didn't believe this until the clapping part, then I knew this was legit.

>>12115450
now i aint sayin she a gold digger

>>12115386
>lifetime of free ribs for touching a dude's dick
Sign me up! Which location was this?<div style="position:absolute" class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" style="position:absolute;margin-left:-25px;margin-top:-80px;pointer-events:none;" width="80" height="80" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/partyhat.gif"></div>

>>12115426
should date women like this instead of obvious whores

>>12116323
dp yo you have any more stories?

>>12115358
maybe he was being racist

>>12117782
Being racist in Gregg's?

> go to mcdonald
> order my usje, 2 junior chickens and 2 mcdubs with no katsup
> 17 year old bitch at window cringing at me
> Here's ur FOUR burgers haa

;_;
from then on I drove to the farther mcdonald for my daily borgs

>>12116323
tell us more about autism parties

>>12117514
plain looking women can be enormous whores though