/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12114691
Is that the whore who was good at baking cakes but terrible at controlling her kitchen? And the guy next to her financed her store?

We did it Reddit!

>>12114691
One is a con artist and identity thief and the other is an international deug smuggler. Both were retarded enough to put themselves on television.

>>12114701
Turned out she bought all the cakes. Their restaurant was clearly a front to launder sammie's drug money.

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>>12114710
Wait is that really true or just conjecture? I can tell they're both higher than Charlie Sheen riding a giraffe that's on a tiger in a spaceship.

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>>12114770
Its absolutely true. I'm not sure what ended up happening but the government was trying to deport sammie because he didn't reveal his drug smuggling convictions when applying for a US visa. I know the case went to court but I'm not sure if he was deported or not. The crazy bitch has previous convictions for identity theft. The money laundering is conjecture but having been in the marijuana growing business for the last 15 years i think I'm qualified to spot a money laundering front when i see one.

>>12114786
Based desu

>>12114868
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>>12114800
Definite money laundering vibe and in the episode the guy even says he's a gangster when he's arguing with Gordon.

>>12114800
Holy shit, they really were stupid as hell. It's one thing to be ON drugs, it's a whole other thing to run a drug smuggling scheme while being an immigrant to a country.

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>>12114887
I don't believe he was smuggling while in the US. He made his money smuggling years ago and stashed the money, went to prison and retrieved it when he got out. He then came to the US and has been living off of it ever since by washing the drug money through the restaurant.

>>12114900
Still not very bright. At least put it in a swiss bank account or something. Using a significant other's business as a means of laundering never works, at least not for long.

>>12114962
This why didn't that oldfag just go crypto? That's what it's really for anyways

>>12114969
What makes you think an oldfag even knows what "crypto" is?

>>12114962
swiss bank accounts aren’t havens anymore

>>12114974
Idk i figure criminals are pretty savvy especially on things commonly done in the drug trade. Its kinda their job you know?

>>12114969
Because he probably wasn't aware of crypto.

>>12114984
I'm sure he knows all about how things were done in the drug trade....when he was in it, which has got to be pushing 20 years or more in the past at this point. Crypto wasn't even well known when this episode aired on TV.

>>12114962
>>12114969
Laundering money isn't very hard. All you have to do is hire an accountant who can create the proper accounting books for your "business" so the IRS never comes snooping around. Restaurants make good fronts because it's almost impossible to prove that money didn't come from paying customers. Cryptos are shit for long term laundering because they leave too many records with third parties that you have no control over and who could potentially be subpoenaed. They also fluctuate violently in value which means you could lose money.

>>12114786
classic lolcow

>>12114993
Fair enough but they still got caught. It's probably easier to do from a food distribution company tho.

>>12115029
They didn't get caught in any legal sense for laundering money. Sammie got caught on an immigration violation because he's an egomaniac and brought too much attention to himself. Few people actually get caught laundering money. as long as the government is getting their tax money they aren't going to look too hard.

to take in the armies of chirst

Seconded. They refused to take in the armies of chirst.

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>>12114887
Now imagine agreeing to show that on TV

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>>12114703
gangster as fuck. Id eat there

>>12115968
fuck off

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I'd love to get balls deep into that crazy bitch.

>>12114691
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>>12114895
kek

Insane trophy wife whore thought she can play store with people giving her good feedback while her sugar daddy was trying to pretty much extort people when they realize the food is shit.

>>12118184
>Amy
>trophy wife
Yikes!

>>12118997
For a ancient guy like Sammie I’d say she’s a big win. She probably fucks like a banshee too.