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12109403

Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:14:15 2019 No.12109403 [Reply] [Original]

What to do with these furry balls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:16:09 2019 No.12109412 File: 43 KB, 417x417, JPEG_20190124_111722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12109403 Raise them

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:17:04 2019 No.12109418 >>12109412 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:25:14 2019 No.12109442 Cut them in half through the widest part with a large knife. Place in a large bowl, grab a big spoon, and hollow em out. Next time, get yellow ones, they are sweeter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:26:37 2019 No.12109448 >>12109442 Maybe he should just buy a bag of sugar and munch on that

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:27:09 2019 No.12109451 eat them like an apple the skins good for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:27:46 2019 No.12109454 >>12109448 Actually funny you mention it if I eat green kiwis I usually add some maple syrup to the bowl. Same with any really super-tart fruit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:27:57 2019 No.12109455 >>12109403 Tree Testicles

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:30:22 2019 No.12109461 >>12109442 Sounds like an idea, and eat just like that? I'm waiting for them to ripe a bit more. Haven't seen the yellow ones in these godforsaken part of the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 15:33:13 2019 No.12109472 >>12109403 They feel funny in bum bum

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 16:01:30 2019 No.12109590 >>12109403 don eat more than 3, you will shit waters

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 16:08:52 2019 No.12109620 >>12109590 No shit (fuck that pun), really? Why so?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 16:37:02 2019 No.12109746 >>12109455 Treesticles

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 21:36:55 2019 No.12111055 >>12109403 Just bite into it pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 21:40:20 2019 No.12111069 massage them (gently), kiss softly :3

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 21:41:09 2019 No.12111071 File: 76 KB, 500x432, 1485364582464.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12109403 lose the shorts!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 21:41:35 2019 No.12111073 >>12111069 and rub them all over your face :3

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 21:45:30 2019 No.12111078 Eat them with the skin on like a real man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 21:46:47 2019 No.12111084 >>12109403 peel, medium dice. mix with cottage cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 31 22:22:56 2019 No.12111195 >>12109451 >Next time, get yellow ones, they are sweeter. i do this the skin isnt even bad fucking children i swear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 00:11:50 2019 No.12111488 >>12109403 the skin is high in nutrients, so you eat them whole. They do not have a pit, so nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 01:05:46 2019 No.12111731 >>12109403 Shave them

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 01:21:35 2019 No.12111813 >>12109454 turbo faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 01:52:35 2019 No.12111979 >>12109455 You have to be pretty sexually repressed/fucked up if you can't even eat fruit without thinking about balls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 01:57:59 2019 No.12112001 >>12111979 Even if they're the exact same shape as balls and are all hairy?<span class="fortune" style="color:#f51c6a"> Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 02:06:09 2019 No.12112034 people who don't eat the entire kiwi will get no likes from me the skin is the best part, both nutritionally and flavorfully

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 02:09:46 2019 No.12112045 this post instantly made my mouth water in the bad pineapple-way. OP I will curse all of your grandchildren for one hundred years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 02:10:02 2019 No.12112048 >>12109403 I like to force the entire thing in my mouth and roll it around. I'm mostly straight by the way

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 1 08:51:01 2019 No.12113074 >>12109403 slowly shove them up your ass