/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12107004
you too

>>12107004
sorry miss 19-year-old FAU student who works at tilted kilt, that's not an irish coffee

>>12107004
What's that green shit? I asked for an Irish coffee, not a salad.

>>12107004
YEH NOW GETCHA TITS OUT

>>12107004
I ordered a vodka martini but who cares?

How would you get her home /ck/?
Me, I'd stick a fiver right between those melons.

>>12107037
She'll go home with the guy who sticks a $100 between those fat titties. Get gud.

>>12107037
I would find out where the deed is and forge a replacement which entitles me as the owner.

>>12107037
Don't be hasty, plenty to choose from

>>12107004

>>12107042
That just shows you're a beta and she will drain you for everything you've got.

>>12107007

Lol, anti social fuck

>>12107048
Nope, as a fat, ugly, successful man, I know that women only fuck me for money, and I am fine with that

>>12107046
Interesting. Five plain women in a row. I've honestly never seen that before.

>>12107057
asocial
dumbass
you don't capitalize "lol" like that either, it isn't a word
fucks sake

Why don't you be nice and take grandpa out?

>>12107074
Grandpa doesn't need his boner pills today

>>12107074
those girls are nice

>>12107078
He would only not need them if all three girls rejected him, and it's mean to assume they would.

Hope you don't forget the tip jar like last time... tee hee

What'll you be havin', anon?

>>12107073
Oh god it's this faggot again who gets buttmad when people capitalize lol.

>>12107130
your head on a pike, you disgusting socialist

>>12107133
He spend's so much time on 4channel does he even have a life?

>>12107130
I'll have the sex on the beach, we j-just gotta find a beach r-right greendeal NPC woman?

>>12107140
How gay are you, anon? >>>/lgbt/

>>12107130
Your pussy or penis, m'thing.

>>12107130
Objectively the least attractive whore in this entire thread

>>12107130
I’ll have some liberal justice with a few drops of conservative tears and an orange slice.

>>12107154

>>12107161
I wish I shared some classes with her at uni. I would have had fantasies about her company every day and then committed suicide at 25 for lack of the ability to interest her.

>>12107161
>Gets a degree in Economics at a decent private college
>Literally knows less than the average person about economics

>>12107130
kek

>>12107161
Why would anybody ever vote for a person who dances? Utterly decadent behavior. You only have to watch Footloose to realize.

>>12107201
Trump can dance and he’s the greatest leader we’ve ever had.

>>12107154
*most

>>12107157
>liberal
kys

>>12107004
I didn't order that, but if whoever ordered it doesn't come around in the next 5 5-10 minutes, how about you take a quick break and share it with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOK0uF-Z0xM

>>12107204
JFK was

>>12107204
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>12107207
I skipped to about halfway through that video out of interest and it was a Queen song. Don't Bloomers have their own music?

>>12107204
Trump dancing source?

>>12107221

>>12107130
Get out of the fucking way, I can't see the whisky selection

>>12107172
the average person doesn't know shit about economics

>>12107008
people under the age of 21 can't serve alcohol

>>12107225
No one knows shit about economics.

>>12107225
The average person instinctively knows more about economics than trained economists. Economists only know the history of economics. They can explain economic developments after they happen with professional terms, but that's not particularly useful. Predicting future events is easier for the layman.

>>12107238
>Predicting future events is easier for the layman.
This is true. The average American knew the Trump tax plan was going to benefit mostly the rich, while the pundits were saying it would create jobs.

>>12107008
>everybody follows the rules all the time
whew
you can't drink until you're 21 either but you see thots on tinder all the time with those 19th birthday balloons at a restaurant with a martini in front of them
no one's actually gonna check your age to serve if you work somewhere like that, maybe at a high end restaurant sure but not fuckin tilted kilt they couldn't give a shit

>>12107246
Women never reveal their true age to people they aren't related or married to. Certainly not on Tinder.

>>12107246
>no one's actually gonna check your age to serve if you work somewhere like that
Management will absolutely check, because the establishment can be shut down and/or fined big-time for violating their liquor license.

>>12107242
It created jobs by forcing many people to get a second one.

>>12107130

>>12107004
>I'm cooking breakfast, Anon!

>>12107037
Judging by my previous interactions with women I'd stumble into a new and exciting way to get friendzoned.

>>12107393
When one meal takes all of my savings.

>>12107140
Why am I laughing at this

>>12107037
Oh Romeo

>>12107007
As usual, fpbp

>>12107044
Heh

>>12107074
What's with old men and trying to pretend they've "still got it"?

*licks the air*

>>12107172
>Quotes Ben shapiro in lieu of an actual opinion

>>12107046
The chick on the far right has the next vital clue on her arm needed for the cast of National Treasure 3

>>12107004
that doesn't look like black coffee with Irish whiskey.

>>12107004
Here's yours
>puts two fingers down throat

>>12107130
a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat

>>12107242
>>12107252
>>12107589
This is a MAGA board, soyboys. Go back to your safe space.

>>12107073

Phone does it automatically LOL

Antisocial behavior,
A dysfunction of a person's ways of thinking, perceiving situations, and relating to others.

Asocial
avoiding social interaction; inconsiderate of or hostile to others


Anti social applies a bit better here you raging faggot.

>>12107004
m-mommy

>>12107201
Are you a robot or just an old salty fuck who still buys newspapers?

>>12107401
Me too anon

>>12107004
oh, thank you beautiful bartender!

>>12107242
It's domestic pundits who are always wrong because they are beholden to their corporate overlords. The same people here who looked at the Trump company tax plan and said "obviously this will just lead to share buybacks" are gleefully making shit up about how the same shit here would create jobs.

>>12107393
hngg

>>12107821
Dumb phoneposter

>>12107249
they do when they're 23 or younger.

>>12107172
oh no, she KNOWS about economics
but you forget anon, she's a politician - knowing economics has nothing to do with the shit you say as a politician

>>12107393
Cringe, just making the fucking meal

>>12107818
import pol.user
while (online == true){
print "soyboy";

>>12107130
Whiskey sour please, and a Tecate for my friend.

>>12107154
You wanna know how I know you’re a virgin?

>>12107818
Impeachment is right around the corner cunt.

>>12107042
She'll just take your hundred, then go home with the broke sexy biker guy.

>>12107172
Your mistake is assuming she's as clueless as she comes off in public. She's a politician, a natural born liar.

>>12108335
Does the distinction really matter?

>>12107130
capitalism please, with a side of dead socialists

this website sucks

>>12108204
We haven't heard that everyday for 2+ years, and Trump is stronger than ever. Now he's about to unleash hell on you faggots.

>>12107046
"Yep... still got it"

>>12108351
Nice reference, have a you

>>12107393
I like those cabinets desu

>>12107004
I changed my mind, I want milk.

>>12108204
Oh no, they forgot to update the script after Mueller exonerated Trump of anything impeachable. Someone call the programmers.

>>12107074
My grandpa died before i was born. My other one doesn't really even care about me since my dad died.

>>12107229
Where, that seems like a strange law. Where I live you can serve alcohol as long as you have a training certificate and are old enough to work.

>>12107004
I didn't ask for extra milk..

>>12107229
in my state they can serve but not mix or work behind a bar if they're under 21

>>12108505
But he literally didn't? Somebody notify your programmers, there's a major real time error in your script.

>>12108351
>>12108404

>>12107229
What kind of fundamentalist shithole do you live?

>>12108328
broke sexy biker guy here
can confirm

>>12107229
Probably in Vegas. There are basically no laws in Vegas.

>>12107140
Based Boomer.

>>12107223
Fucking legend. I'm definitely voting for him again next election.

>>12108351
Kek

>>12109519
West Jeebustrumpville, MS, ok?

>>12107074
lol the hottest one wanted nothing to do with getting grandpa groped

>>12107300
>You can purchase gummy bullets from party shops online. Soak them in vodka.

>>12107393
0% chance that pancake is any good. guaranteed goopy center

>>12107004
Thanks sweet heart, but would you mind topping her off with an extra squirt of two of milk?

>>12107717

>>12107004
Do not assume my gender, thank you.

>>12107172
>gets a degree in Economics
>Is actually versed in classical Economics in the sense of household management, not political Economics, and is the ideal mother to your children, and wife for your home life.

>>12109822
Same, basically no matter what he does or says he has my vote. I don't like Republicans, but based on the things democrats say and do I don't want any of those people in power.

>>12107393
My favorite body type.

>>12107246
you should like someone who has obviously never worked at a restaurant in your life. stop talking out of your ass.

>>12111271

>>12111324
Why would he run? I would open wide and accept that gracious gift.

>>12111324
my fucking dick

>>12107300
>Trayvon Martini
Lost.

>>12109251
>no crimes found
>yet not exonerated
Neck yourself, nigger faggot.

>>12111306
This is more or less my thoughts, I don't give a fuck what he does. It's more so to fuck the dems over.I want 2020 to be an even bigger salt mine than 2016.

>>12107008
>tilted kilt
Fuck the Tilted Kilt. O'Sullivan's for LYFE

>>12107004
Wait this isnt a gay bar

>>12108204
how long have you been saying that? will it ever happen? no it won't.

you're just retarded

is that half serb here?

>>12111324
haha gross imagine if that happened why would you want that?

>>12107004
Why do women put on those long fake nails? Nothing about it is attractive, to me at least, and I have trouble seeing what could make them attractive to others. Maybe a few minority fetishes or something, but enough to warrant the amount of women with these things? No way. So what the fuck? Is the Asian nail/body service industrial complex this good at brainwashing women?

>>12107004
I'd go there if I was single and desperate. I am neither but even if I was I still wouldn't tip because it's an obvious ploy.

>>12113860
It appeals to them. Why do you sport a doughy physique and eating shit food? What about that is appealing to you? When you get older you realize that what people do is not only not thought out, it's also not to most people's tastes usually.

>>12113877
Holy fuck, touch much? My body shape and diet is not even close to the same as putting useless accessories on your body. You can take that shit off in an instant and stop using them altogether. My body shape isn't so easy to change, and shit food is more of an issue with my income than it is about my choices.

>When you get older you realize that what people do is not only not thought out, it's also not to most people's tastes usually
blah blah blah. In other words, you don't have any good reasoning as to why women wear these long fake nails, sometimes throwing 100s of dollars at them weekly/bi-weekly at their local asian nail salon. Peoples tastes are created by something; they don't just exist. If getting older somehow makes you forget that, then I'd suggest that aging is partly to blame here. People stop questioning dumb shit as they age, probably because they get lazier and tend to hate the idea of change.

>>12113860
Signals wealth, like most fashion trends.

>>12113948
Ok, but who sees fake nails and thinks, "damn, she must be wealthy"? All I see is some desperate women trying to look "sexy" by following what some brain washing corporation/entity has pushed on her since she was a young girl.

>>12107004