/ck/ - Food & Cooking

whatever muzzies make

Hedonism is a disease.
This picture is a reflection of your rotting soul.
Mend yourself or perish.

>>12100799
Huh?

Pussies.

>>12100792
Each other's semen

>>12100792
Id give her some meat to go with those fries

>>12100799
This but unironically. Imagine those girls in 10 yrs lol

>>12100792
Nandos

>>12100792
>>12100806
those are 10/10s in britian

>>12100841
That's not a girl anon

>>12100859
I probably would have a go.

>>12100852
No need to; just look at them right now. Dressing like sluts to make up for their ugly faces , stuffing their faces with disgusting low quality food, the one sitting like an animal on top of a counter without even shoes on. Probably carry multiple diseases. Look like worthless, low IQ women that even sleeping with would be a massive waste of time and effort.

Imagine the smell.

>>12100859
lol yea england doesnt have attractive women
:eyeroll:

>>12100877
>finds a picture from the 1950s before inbreeding and fetal alcohol syndrome was commonplace

>>12100877
They're all beautiful in their own way.

Why is the saturation turned up so high in britain?

>>12100792
Jesus. What happened to this thread?
Pizza.
Fries...
Breakfast burritos

What’s wrong with everybody?

>>12100901
Makes it easier to imagine the smell.

>>12100799
he says on an anime image board filled with porn.

Sheppard's pie

Why to British women always look so dumpy and ghoulish? Like a corpse that's been floating in a lake for 24 hours.
Not saying American sluts don't have their fair share of uggos but there are a good number of attractive ones, and the dumb beauty trends (thot makeup) are miles better than Britain's (full-on clown makeup, dressing like a Jersey Shore star from a decade ago)

Would you the Wendy's girl, ck?

>>12100792
>>12100806
>>12100876
why do bong slags dress like this when clubbing?

>>12100912
Different breeding stock
Americans being mutts has the benefit of allowing a lot of different combinations of heritage and genotypes. You could instantly tell if someone was British or Russian, and you can even tell different Asian nationalities apart, but there's no distinctly American characteristic set.

>>12100908
lad on the left needs a belt or a corset

Imagine not living in the UK, must be suffering.

>>12100927
Agreed.

>>12100915
My god those thighs are meaty

>>12100912
>>12100919
They don't all dress like this all the time. a lot of them dress like your typical slut looking to get railed on a Saturday night. this is Blackpool it is literally a cesspit for stag and hen parties to go and make a mess it's a town built to be fucked up.
Also from experience of being on stag parties in Blackpool, the good women are okay but the uggos are a sight to behold I know which I'd rather take pictures of.

>>12100792
unless those are all dudes, those are not lads. That is more of a whorish night of roast.

>>12100927
Where people can own dangerous assault scissors with features like rounded tips ideal for stabbing and a blade sharp enough that with enough dedication you might eventually draw blood.

Those fucking things won't cut construction paper you fearmongering twats lol.

>>12100944
I have a thing for the trashy, clown looking ones.
You just know they do hard anal.

oof british people are grotesque

>>12100953
>wanting to fuck a fat, unhygienic woman’s loose, shit filled asshole

>>12100876
Why do all British women either look like george washington or a pig crossbred with a human?

>>12100963
Good genetics.

>>12100960
I wouldn't just fuck it, I'd eat the shit out of it and have her take a dump in my mouth.

>>12100972
welp, fair enough then

Why are English women so debauched and ugly?

I still like to get blackout drunk with a /ck/ bong, just to see what it's like.

>>12100947
>being allowed to own things
Kek enjoy your third world shithole.

>>12100868
>subaru neck tattoo

classy af

>>12100983
Just ignore the nigger dog.

>>12100915
Is that period blood running down her tree trunk leg?

>>12100792
Now this is one pic of bong wenches where they're all hot. I'd throwdown my american country hick schtick on any one of them and pretty certain to be fucked that night. Most other bong wench pics I wouldn't want.

>>12100910
4channel is a blue site, retard. Get with the times.

>>12101051
>acknowledging the site split

>>12101058
fuck you man I've been on 4channel since day one

>>12100852
Being generous. More like three.

>>12100927
I fucking love this picture

>>12100912
Binge drinking at least every weekend since they were 16. Even normal moderate drinking by English standards is shocking alcoholism by American standards. Also no idea what sunscreen is for. All anglo nations seem incapable of using sunscreen

>>12100806
10/10 would not want to get bitten by the one on the left

>>12101058
why moot mk2 split the site anyways?

>>12101034
God I hope

>>12101111
Ad revenue we assume, because advertisers would rather work with a cuddlier 4channel.

I suspect darker shit like getting ready for any potential upcoming internet censorship and licensing. If the US does retarded shit like the UK, and now the EU, this would make it easier to manage.

>>12101100
first of all sunscreen is for absolute beta fags... no actually even they aren't that gay. Secondly binge drink on weekends in not binge drinking And finally here in southern America we start drinking at 13yo and don't stop until we find a reliable drug dealer... so never, but we don't look anywhere near that disgusting until we're well into our late 30's and thats only when we binge drink daily and discover the joys of meth

>>12100792
>What is the best food to eat after a cheeky night of drinking with the lads
are you asking what food to eat at the end of the night to absorb the excess alcohol in your system so you don't get alcohol poisoning?
Or are you asking what to eat the next day that won't make you throw up?

>>12101165
Yes

>>12101174
dk but i can tell what to avoid...corn chips them bitches hurt when you throw up

>>12100927
>>12101092
Same. It's very baroque. I want to see it painted.

>>12100888
>1950s before inbreeding
do americans literally know a single fucking thing

>>12100792
mexican menudo. best hangover cure.

>>12100792
God, women are so fucking disgusting. There's 500 pounds of fertilizer in that photo, nothing more. Literally just a body, no discernible difference between its "living" and "dead" state, you could shoot it and nobody would notice.

>>12100792
Whatever is open

>>12100792
Large mixed chicken and lamb kebab.
Loads of hot sauce.
Also cheesy chips with garlic mayo if you're a proper fat cunt.

>>12100876
Girl on the far right is an absolute unit

>>12100981
>First world on top, third world on bottom driving

As someone in his 40's and lived a pretty full life so far, I urge you boys to never ever - ever ever ever - get married. Sex robots are on the way.

>>12100799
holy shit they have internet in 200 BC?

Why do so many Brit girls have feet tattoos?

>>12100875
Shut the fuck up

>>12100915
Paul Danno?

>>12100947
meme country

>>12102010
feet dont disfigure as much with weight gain

>>12102063
Based and astonishingly redpilled.

>>12102008
maybe for our grandchildren but in the meantime we must make due

>>12100927
'Well Street'

>>12100799
checked and truepilled

>>12100806
>can identify who kissed who on the tits

>>12101371
take it easy /r9k/

>>12100927
>when the wh*tes are being so rowdy even mohammed and omar are concerned

>this whole thread

>>12100799
God/heaven/soul aren't real. This life is the only life you have. If you want to waste it by following arbitrary rules, that's your choice. But then you die and that's it. No second opportunity to do everything fun.

>>12102479
>getting so drunk on overpriced beer/cider you pass out in the street face down in a Nando's styrofoam takeaway box and groped by Pakis is considered fun
YOLO I guess

>>12102500
Unbased.
Bluepilled.
Right you are, I guess.

>>12102479
>But then you die and that's it. No second opportunity to do everything fun.
If that is the case what does it matter to even do "fun" things brainlet?
Your memories will cease to exist upon death and it will literally be the same as not having ever done anythng

>>12102545
The point is, you've done something fun.
t will go down in history.
>Christfags BTFO
>Athists BTFO
>McDonald's WIN

>>12100792
As much cyanide as you can get your hands on you fucking retard.

>>12102479
Fun is a fallacy. It is the opposite of contribution. Imagine fading into non-existence without having contributed anything.

>>12102063
Legit

What is the best food to eat after shitposting on /ck/?

>>12102647
McChickens, by the bucket

>>12100792
>yfw those slags are 11/10 in the uk

>>12102479

I am not spiritual in the slightest. Life is not about fun. Fun is something you do on the side. Life is about accomplishment and raising a family.

>>12102675
>mfw i hear the truth on 4chan

>>12102010
because feet tatoos are fantastic (and im not a feetguy)

>>12102711
Found the sheep. May you have 72 muzzies fucking you in the ass in the afterlife.