/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you eat it with your eyes plebeian

>>12097592
so the person taking the video is obviously recording, why does htis other faggot feel the need to record a video as well, presumablyu a video showing the other guy taking a video too

there was a guy to the left taking a video so the guy we see had to take a video of the two of them taking a video

>>12097592
You don't. You take photos and videos of it to post them on Instagram or whatever.

>>12097630
So he can achieve the authentic experience of viewing it on a tiny screen the first time around.

You lick it off the table.

I smash your head in, LIKE THIS!

>>12097592
>eating at a restaurant

>>12097630
Because zoomers are incapable of putting their phone down for anything.

>That'll be $980 plus tip.

>>12097592
It's an artistic performance that can only be enjoyed with the appropriate mindset.

BUT THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT!

>>12097592
Why not take the garbage bin and empty it on the table.

Same outcome.

>>12097592
I'd totally understand recording it if they were doing something cool, but they're literally just throwing stuff down in no order whatsoever. It doesn't even look good.

>>12097592
Can I just have a bowl of ice cream instead of whatever the fuck this Pollock trash is?

>>12097592
honk honk

>>12099581
It's all highly choreographed, people who complain about this probably also complain that Hooters girls are bad waitresses.

This is entertainment, like dinner and a show

>>12097592
If you are retarded enough to pay for it then I don't think they care if you figure out how to eat it or not

That looks like that restaurant who tweeted offering the footballers who got BigMacs at the Whitehouse a free meal.
Is it the same one?

>>12098005
Licking the tables is considered an etiquette violation

>>12097592
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>>12099962

>>12097592
how to eat it isn't my biggest hit obviously you just grab the corners of the table cover and eat the whole thing by sliding it into your face like a chute. my problem is the way they are done this one is shit it's the "Anyone can be an artist you just have to throw shit at a canvas" attitude that people have about art there are others in here that are obviously well put together and handled with an artistic eye. but some of these are like watching autists finger paint.

>>12099973
So you want it to be a bit more of a professional vibe?

>>12097592
The fuck happened to food?

>>12099964
I've been looking for this for ages, it's always on my mind. Thanks

>>12099581
but there's the illusion that they're doing something artistic. These instagrammers don't appreciate the difference between a real culinary and/or artistic experience and a bullshit one, and probably neither do the people following them. They're just chasing those likes

>>12097592
>>12099935
There are 14 plates or bowls to serve this one dessert.
The dishwasher must fucking hate this.

>>12100290
9/11

>>12098585
>It's an artistic performance
kys

>>12097592
It looked like an abstract painting before that dipshit plopped shit on the end of that. We all know this is stupid by why fuck it up in the end

>>12100350
>a real culinary and/or artistic experience and a bullshit one

A real one? A real culinary artistic experience? Are you half a fag? You're just as bad as they are.

faggot hipsters, i'm so sick of this shit stop making food for looks, its food you're supposed to eat it. Function over form and then work within the limits of the function to make it visually appealing.

>>12100507
oh no, don't get me wrong, I just meant what they percieve it is, even though it's bullshit

>>12097592
Is this food?

>>12100290
Some dumbass thought it was cool to use liquid nitrogen in a kitchen

>>12100377
machines don't have feelings

>>12097592
This has got to be a joke. I've seen shit like this where they at least try to make it look fancy even if it was basically inedible. But what the fuck is this.

You use a smartphone as a utensil

>>12099952
Yes it’s the same restaurant group

>>12100377
>dishwasher caring what dishwashers think

>>12099935
If I wanted to see a bunch of colours at random I can't eat I'd go see a Pollock exhibition. It's cheaper and doesn't make me hungry.

>>12100377
And all you have to do for any of them is stack them in the machine. They could do a hundred of these tables and it'd still be less work than breakfast.

Don't know how they approach cleaning the tables though.

with your eyes you pleb.

>>12097592
No joke, I was low-key laughing for the entire duration of the video

>>12102949
No niggers are allowed on /ck/

>all the smoothbrains ITT

go play in the jungle gym at mcdonalds and eat your tendies and big macs, this is not for you. Maybe there's a instant ramen thread for you to socialize in. You don't have the capacity to appreciate this.

I personally don't particularly enjoy food that is extremely high concept either, but I understand what they're doing.

>>12102991
It genuinely seemed hilarious until i read the rest of the thread and figured out the deal. Seriously, it was funny as hell