/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12092903

>>12092907
great response

>>12092903
>recipes for this feel?
2 shots of gin, half a shot of simple syrup, shot of lemon juice. shake it with ice and strain it over ice.

Caffè corretto
/thread

>>12092934
mmm that sound nice
but im a fat fuck so im not doing much sugar these days
actually, half a shot simple syrup is not too bad

>>12092976
if you dont want the sugar, try diet lemon-lime soda with gin. or gin with lemon and/or lime flavored soda water

>>12092903
try giving up coffee for a while, the stimulant crash might be affecting your mindset, especially if you start drinking it soon after waking up.

>>12092903
Eventually you'll see the light and just cut coffee out of the equation. I wake up at 5am and drink mug vodka for around 3 hours before getting out of bed and I haven't felt existential dread in years.

>>12092982
>Caffè corretto
well my drink is vodka with juice of a whole lemon, tomato juice, a sprinkle of Tajín and a can of seltzer water.
That's what I'm drinkin' rn

>>12092983
b-but its my only reason for living in the morning
i know youre right tho

>>12092985
holy shit i gotta get on your level

>>12092985
>>12092903

>>12092903
Is this an al/ck/ thread in disguise?

>>12092903
Wrong board, dipshit.
>>>/r9k/

>>12093398
Yup.

Janny are you OK? Janny are you OK? Are you OK janny?

>>12093418
I honestly dont know why al/ck/ threads aren't allowed. Every other board has general threads that shit up the board (kpop threads on /mu/ for example) and everyone just learns to filter them and let them be a containment for the shitheads that wanna post in them. Why we get week long bans for al/ck/ and ja/ck/ threads is beyond me when when they're 100x better than most of the "content" here

>>12093455
>they're 100x better than most of the "content" here

>>12093455
janitor is a seething femanon fatass who's ignored irl.
they do this shit for free, you expect them to be high quality people? they're the most 4chan-dedicated people on earth, and they do it for nothing. think about who you're dealing with for a moment and it'll make a lot more sense.

>>12093458
>fast food threads and people posting pictures of their microwave dinner is better than getting to laugh at rock bottom alcoholics and a delusional cook who makes disgusting yet hilarious food

Whether you like it or not those threads brought us together

>>12093470
theres no fun allowed on 4chan anymore. All board culture is ruined. Jannies are zoomers that dont remember the good days.

>>12093793
this

>>12093926
also this

>>12092903
>recipes for this feel
Yeah, drink alcohol less frequently and try meditation.

I wish it was still acceptable to drink at work like in Mad Men

>>12093455
Because you people are pathetic and waste space on this board like you do in real life.
Away with you shakey, back to the booze cabinet.

>>12092983
I agree. Or try tea at least. It will feel like you’re wasting your time until your body starts to pick up where the caffeine left off. Maybe the caffeine alcohol combo is a symptom of other stressors in your life instead of the cause ...well it’s probably having it’s own side effects as well.

How’s everything else going in anon’s life? Where do you find worth?
Relationships, work, games?
Do you have anyplace to vent?

>>12093793
Oh my god. Janny is short for janitor?! I JUST put that together.

Based alcoholic

>>12094294
Based meditation poster

>>12094387
based "based meditation poster" poster
;D

>>12094371
Shut up Tranny (short for tranitor)

>>12094392
>inb4 based based based meditation poster poster poster

>>12094398
(*•~•)
...I forgive your indiscretion.

>>12092903
Now you know what your parents felt and why they never really seemed to be happy especially when you were younger because you were an annoying little shit on top of everything else.

you need to quit drinking and get therapy.
that's what they told me.
nothing changed except now just sober boredom and apathy.

>>12094406
dude bro. are you legit new? lolol
>>12094371
which furthers my question. I thought janny was a meme but it seems that its a legitimate reference to the janitors. And dare I say, Lurkmoar. dont let your newness show.

>>12094421
ive been seeing a psychiatrist to help me quit drinking, i probably also need a therapist but the alcohol is just too good. My liver aches half the time, but i still drink anyway. my doctors wont give me anything for anxiety for some unknown reason so i continue to drink. Fuck doctors. Its 1:30 and i didnt even measure how much i drank this past half hour or so and i am toasted. ..though i wasnt even anxious i just drank out of habit so i dont have to feel like myself. Therapy would be useless on me personally since they cant help you change who or what you are.
>literally hate myself

>>12094568
Unfortunately you are most likely going to have to give up alcohol. I can't drink without a benzo in the morning due to anxiety and I don't have a good benzo hookup anymore. My doctor used to prescribe me them but then I lost my insurance. No other doctor will give me them, they won't even give me ssri's for anxiety. I stopped drinking, my anxiety went away. It sucks but it's the way it is. Alcohol acts very similar to benzos by suppressing your central nervous system, but the hangovers turn up anxiety to 100, I'm a jumpy, stuttering mess at work after a night of drinking. I refuse to drink before work, but it's been a good run.

>>12094371

>>12094568
New to /ck but I was lurking /b in the egg girl/linetrap days.

You’re new until you’re old. Being bad at something is the first step to being sort of ok at it so... I’m not going to let something like a little neophytic indiscretion keep me from postingmoar.

Also...
>I thought janny was a meme
>seems like a legitimate reference
>dont let your newness show
Seems like you’re doing it wrong.

>>12094568

Psychiatrists cant prescribe meds if you have an addiction to booze. Because it wont work. You first need to drop the habit. Therapy doesnt work either with addicts. You need to stop the habit before starting a true therapy, anything before that is mostly crisis aversion.

>>12094624
Therapy is the biggest scam in the medical field. Also, doctors sometimes prescribe benzos to prevent seizures from alcohol withdrawal, but in most cases people just take benzos and drink once prescribed. In order to stop you just have to want to stop. Doctor's have largely given up on trying to help alcoholics, they're more focused on opiate addicts now.

i stopped drinking coffee every morning, now sometimes i'll just have a rum n coke or two before eating and it just generally improves my mood more
wish i had baileys or kahlua to have with coffee though, but it's probably for the best that i don't

>>12094657
Baileys is safer than rum in the am

>>12094371
Teehee I’m a girl btw

>>12094612
>egg girl
christ. what was that, 11 years ago? she was insanely fuckable.

I used to look forward to getting drunk at night. Now I'm clean and there isn't anything to look forward to lol. Have a drink for me, lads.

>>12094720
Everyday I don't drink I'm disappointed, unfortunately that is most days.

>>12094710
Insanely.
Really talented too.

>>12094676
once this bottle is done i'm probably just gonna take a break from drinking honestly
i love it but it's a bad habit to form

>>12094597
yeah i know i need to give it up. But knowing ive got nothing else to use makes me feel anxious and hopeless...a sign of a true addict huh? But its shit because even before i started abusing alcohol my doctor still would never give me anything. But thats life right!?

>>12094612
no dude, im a total fucking faggot. Been here for a Loooong time and i never stopped being a newfag. Im just better at giving advice than i am at taking it. Keep on shitposting my friend. I didnt mean to offend.

>>12094624
I think my first sentence in this post was meant for you. But when you put the state of things into context like this it makes me realize how bad things really are.

>>12094421
>>12094366
>>12094294
OP here yeah i got sober for 3.5 years.
It didn't do fucking shit for my mental or physical health.
It was actually worse for my happiness.
So yeah...nice try anons.
I don't blame you.
"Getting sober" is what everyone is told is the answer.

>>12094334
i think if you do tons of plane travels, you can kind of get away with day time drinking. No one is gonna judge you too much at an airport.

>>12094797
>But its shit because even before i started abusing alcohol my doctor still would never give me anything. But thats life right!?
Yeah things changed a lot in the last decade or so. My doctor used to just give me a script of 1mg Clonazepam and my life was normal and happy. And then the opiod "crisis" started and now you can't get anything even if you legitimately need it. I know I'm basically committing suicide slowly, but I just want to be made comfortable mentally until I die, rather it be tomorrow or 50 years from now. I switched doctors and when I asked about getting a script of benzos she said no, and when I asked how I should treat panic disorder she brought up some aromatherapy bullshit and breathing techniques. I should have slapped the dumb pajeet bitch across the face, but hindsight is 20/20. Try and find a benzo dealer, they are more common than you think and fairly cheap. Street value for 1mg Clonazepam is like $3-4 at most.
>>12094834
I was sober for a year a couple of years ago. I had the same reaction you did. Did absolutely nothing for me mentally and I just gained weight because all I did was eat instead of drinking. Why can't people let us die the way we want?

>>12094392
<3

>>12094398
why am i kekking

I was a handle-every-2-days alchie and replaced it with a bit of kratom. Now I actually go outside, lost weight from not drinking so much, and my post-booze anxiety is all but gone.
Take the kratom pill, lads. (but actually don't buy the pills that's a rip off, buy the powder)

>>12094876
heh heh
made me laugh because it's true
it's like a human biological reaction to try to help others stay alive maybe to keep the population strong and growing i guess. Same reason behind people getting fat.
Some sort of survival instinct.

>>12094834
At risk of sounding like a hack narc that sounds like the substance talking. Was it worse for your happiness because you had to deal with feelings you don’t typicaaly feel when you’re using?

>>12095108
I still have to deal with life when I drink. The drunkedness only lasts a few hours. I just feel better after my first drink of the night. That's all. I was just commenting on how much booze makes me feel better, if only momentarily.

>>12095140
I’m no slave to sobriety by any means. For a while I’d have two (heavy handed) cocktails before work in the morning and two during my shift. At a coffee shop. Opening shift. :/
I’ve done AA and all sorts of stuff. I don’t do it anymore but I know how out of hand it can get without even realizing anything is out of place.

I’ve been all over the place and I feel like you need to talk to someone real so I wanted to be here in case you felt like talking it out. That’s all. No pressure though. I’ll drop it. But just so you know, if you ever see me lurking around these boards, I’m here for ya. Anytime.

I'm 20 (American) so I don't drink legally yet but I already know I'm going to have a problem with alcohol. Showing up to my 5 - 8 PM dishwashing shift after class kinda drunk is just way too fun and makes everything better and I can talk to the brainless sorority chicks I work with without wanting to just drop everything and leaving

>>12095355
That’s really the spice of life. It might also mean you’re too smart for that job and you’re not being challenged. Party on... Just try not to drive. <3

>>12095384
>It might also mean you’re too smart for that job
Well duh, everyone almost is its a university campus cafe job. Adding that kind of "spice", however, just seems so irresponsible to me. I already am a full blown stoner who can do everything and anything baked off my ass, but alcohol + functioning through the day is a slippery slope I really really do not want to go down. Fuck, I had a 4 pack abs in early February and all the beer and cider I drink has taken that away

>>12095393
Oh, it is irresponsible for sure.
I switched to buying clothes. It makes me feel better about myself, it’s just about as expensive, and you get to keep them.

...you’re only renting the alcohol.

>>12095403
Damn you sublimated alcohol to buying clothes? I don't get how people can replace habits that have such little comparative positive stimulus like shopping for habits like alcohol that actually act on your neurotransmitters

>>12092907
based

>>12095430
Oh, well it wasn’t like an Indiana Jones swap by any means.

I mean... debateably I started buying a shit ton of clothes and one had to give. Logic says I get to keep the clothes so that won out. I still drink. I just moved my compulsion onto acquiring clothes and away from acquiring hangovers and inappropriate text messages.

>>12092903
>It's filled with people that don't want to do what I need them to do.
have you tried not being a sociopath?

>>12095464
Thats good, I guess you kind of have to just fucking do something else anything else instead of drinking. Thing is that drinking goes so well with everything...socializing, eating, cooking, music, etc
I really hope I'm not sending inappropriate texts again to the girl i really like 8 hours down the line tonight...

>>12095492
>>12095492
Ugh I knoOoOooW. Especially at a party. Jesus. You just have to “Bob Dole” something besides a beer. If i’m Holding and drinking Something i’m Fine. But I plow through so much goddamned bubbly water and soda in a night if I’m trying not to drink.

I’m a little cavalier with a thc pen nowadays too so... it’s just balance I guess. Haha Balance between all the vices you can manage to juggle in your life at once.

Maybe it’s more about not adding too many additional vices to the weird sideshow that is life.

...I don’t know.

>>12095565
>If i’m Holding and drinking Something i’m Fine. But I plow through so much goddamned bubbly water and soda in a night if I’m trying not to drink.
jesus dude this sounds unbearable lmao, how do people just not drink in social settings. I saw a >Buzzfeed video recently about people who cut drinking out of their lives (mid-20s people in LA) and the amount of shit the ppl in the video got from their friends for not drinking was just insane
>lil cavalier with a thc pen
lol cute, i go through those way too quickly so i just dab off a rig to control myself.
Between masturbation, weed, and alcohol i have two vices too many

How do i taper to the col? Can I do it with one final handle of vod?

>>12095804
Taper off I meant

>>12094834
Weed>>>>>booze

>>12095883
It really isn't though, ultimately it's personal preference, but I switched from alcohol to weed and I would take alcohol back in a heartbeat over weed. Weed is fine and all but it's just not the same.

>>12095804
Depends how bad of a drunk you are. If you get tremors from not drinking it would probably be best to cut back a shot a night until you aren't drinking anymore. If you aren't that bad of a drunk you could probably cut whatever you normally drink in half each night until you aren't drinking.

>>12095729
Oh. When I first quit drinking the ridicule was just too much to take compounded by the fact being sober around people getting drunk gets annoying if you’re not keeping pace.

I gained and lost a lot of fair weather friends over alcohol.

So it goes...

>>12096050
The ridicule is easy it's going to bars and/or being around drunk people when you're sober that's impossible.

>>12096064
Oh ridicule was never easy for me. It’s still not but I make bad decisions sometimes.

For instance... picrel:
I lost my shoes while drinking on a fucking Monday night, like ya do, and two days later I found this note. My name isn’t Natalie, I don’t know who Brian is, but aparantly he found my shoes AND my building so... whatareyagonnado. Ya know?

...What? Learn?
Psh... no. ha. ...foolish.

>>12096164
Is Brian three years old or just such a fucking retard that he taped the paper to the wall before he wrote on it?
If he's an adult there is a 100% chance that he has put his dick in your shoes. Sorry.

Try putting a bullet in your brain.

>>12092903
When you find a good red wine, life's a breeze just made a good handmade Alfredo sauce drank some red wine and about passed out after

>>12096164
I've done really dumb shit too. One thing I will never live down is a time during my friends birthday. We all went out to the bar and I was hopped up on benzos and booze. I walked out of the bar and wondered over to a self serve car wash. I tried to punch open a vending machine for car air fresheners. All of the sudden a woman walks up to me and asks if I want to hang out and drink. I agree. We go back to the bar and I tell her i'm Carl Levin's son who is a senator of Michigan. I thought I was being slick and that she bought it (she didn't) We proceed to drink while all my friends give me weird looks. We end up leaving and going to another bar and during the drive she asks me if I have ever done rock. I told her no, and was too fucked up to care about it. We get to the next bar and my friends are visibly annoyed. After a few drinks she asks me to go into the bathroom with her and fuck. I gladly agree and when I start to walk over there with her, my friend whose birthday it is violently grabs me and says no. Turns out she was very obviously a crack head prostitute. I caused a scene and started throwing chairs, and got kicked out of the bar. My friend and his wife had to drive me home. I single handedly ruined my friends birthday, but I am forever grateful for him stopping me going into that bathroom with that hooker because I would have raw dogged her and definitely caught something. I was such a bad drunk in my 20's. Now i'm a drunk, but I drink alone by myself and cause no problems. My friend still never lets me live that down to this day almost 10 years later.

>>12096219
tldnr...

>>12094834
It's great for your physical health over 40 years, though. That's the kicker. You don't notice it in small increments like one-year spans of time. You notice it when you're 65-70.

>>12096230
drunk guy does stupid shit

>>12096219
damn you could have had sex bruh

>>12096273
I had beer goggles on, apparently this whore was a 0/10 and I probably would have caught hiv.

>>12096281
Nah, the odds of that are pretty slim still. Though I had a female roommate once who literally had genital herpes. She was kind of a slut.

>>12096254
Not interested

>>12096285
I was a 21 year old bartender then, I got plenty of pussy. I am still embarrassed about that night, and now that i'm in my 30's the pussy well has run completely dry. I have my own house that is completely paid off, I have plenty of money, but have lost all of my confidence and have no game anymore. I got all that shit out of my system though. They are right though, money can't buy happiness. It sure as shit can buy plenty of booze and vidya though.

>>12096188
Oh god no... you are so unfortunately correct. There is no way I’m calling that number. Yeah... he put the note on the stuccoed wall before writing it. Even if I really wanted those shoes I wouldn’t call because that’s what serial killers do.
(Actually serial killers are much more methodical I’m sure.)

>>12096219
Ok... what is the correct thread for telling drunk stories? I don’t want this thread to get pruned because we’re swappin’ stories.

Thank the gods you didn’t go in there. I get drunk and do dumb stuff but I’ve never been violent. Also.. I don’t have any point of reference on benzos. Never hung out with anyone that ventured into anything beyond weed or booze. Nothing against it. Just naive about it.

>>12096339
If the mods were going to delete this thread they would have done it by now. If you want a frame of reference for benzos, Mixing benzos and alcohol makes you think you are invincible and also basically turn off your inhibitions completely.

>>12096357
Is that combo like pairing Xanax and alcohol? I’ve done that before and I woke up with a house full of people I invited over from the bar to “drink for free.”

I had a S.O. that gave me one for anxiety and later, when I was having a moment, I took it and started feeling better. So good in fact that I thought I’d celebrate by going to the bar and telling everyone how good that stuff works. There were 10+ people in my living room and every drop of alcohol was drank including Campari I got as a joke because Steve Zissou drank it once in that movie. That was my only experience with mixing. ...I also took a Vicodin once recreationally and just slept it off. :/

>>12096395
For color:
I drank the Campari that night.
Sometimes I would run into those people and they’d tell me they were at my house.
I wasn’t nice to anyone when I kicked them all out in the morning. :/ In retrospect I wish I would have been cool and made breakfast or something. I didn’t know what to do and I panicked.
:/ x10000

>>12096395
Yes, xanax is more or less the king of benzos. I lost a friend to mixing benzos and alcohol. I don't know how I got so lucky railing benzos and drinking but I guess that's how life works. I'm surprised at 31 i'm still alive. Some are luckier than others I guess.

>>12096410
>I wasn’t nice to anyone when I kicked them all out in the morning
I had a party at my apartment and there was a gay guy that was a guest of one of my friends. I drank too fast and ended up passing out earlier than everyone else. Late in the evening when everyone was asleep I feel someone crawl into bed with me and start rubbing my dick. It was the gay guy who was brought to the party. I beat him furiously and there was blood all over my bedroom carpet. I still kind of feel bad for that because I went a little overboard but it caught me by surprise. This thread has brought back memories that I thought I would never remember. What a fucked up night.

>>12096412
Well first and foremost, I’m sorry about your friend. I’ve lost people and it never doesn’t hurt. I’ve got you in rotations around the sun.. but just barely.

We probably would have partied had we lived in the same area. I went hard and I’m really friendly when I drink so I tend to attract people that see that they can take advantage of me in some way (usually free work... usually). I hung out with “industry people” quite a bit and wanted to get into it myself so I took everyone at their word. ...foolish.

Does railing them mean snorting them?

Also... not porn or anything interesting. Well. Yeah.

>>12096438
>Does railing them mean snorting them?
Yes, also don't worry about my dead friend. He was told on multiple occasions that what he was doing is fucking retarded. He was a closet homosexual and never came to terms with it. We all knew he was gay but for some reason he couldn't deal with it and drank and did drugs to suppress his feelings. Also yes, had you been around in my early 20's we would have likely partied. I knew some of the craziest mother fuckers back then and don't know how we all didn't end up in jail. There are so many fucked up stories from the age of 20-25. It is probably why in my 30's I feel no need to do stupid crazy shit. I definitely won't have a mid life crisis. I'm happy being quiet, alone, and out of trouble lol.

>>12096434
Ok so I’m torn (actually not really) about this because
I know that little gay bastard was probably confused AF and looking for love. Now, with that said, that’s sexual assault and FUCK THAT SHIT. Beat the bastard. People can’t touch other people like that m->f or f->m or any combination of the two.

I wish I could have caught and bequeathed the same beat down to the MFers that drugged my dumb ass and ditched my (assuming) lifeless body 3 miles from anywhere to die (also assuming). I woke up in the back of an ambulance with three, very nice, EMTs trying to get my body temp up. Aparantly I tried crawling underneath a car for warmth. Now that’s a story I was deeeeeeply blocking out in my mind.

...we’re all opening up now.

>>12096456
I’ve been to jail twice. Well... the drunk tank. I’ve been arrested twice. I only remember one of them. :/ The other time I got the story afterwards and I was trying to help some girl who was being “forced into a car”
was she?
I have no idea. I don’t remember. She was yelling and I tackled a guy and he kicked the shit outta me. A-la that scene in fight club. Kneeling down on either side of my chest and punching me in the face. ...somehow I went to jail because of that because everyone said I “tackled the guy outta nowhere.”

Who even knows.

jesus christ you fuckers make me happy the dumbest thing ive done drunk was just black out at a college football game my sophomore and barfed in my apartment after being dragged home by my friend
>crack hoes
>getting rubbed by a gay dude
>creep showing up with shoes two days later

>>12096477
Yeah, I didn't really think twice about the gay dude pulling that shit because he was blackout drunk too, but I wasn't going to let him get away with it. When you work in the bar industry you socialize with a lot of gay people and it was 10 years ago before the metoo movement. He got his punishment and just like I didn't forget his actions, i'm sure he didn't forget his beating. People make mistakes when they're drunk.
>I wish I could have caught and bequeathed the same beat down to the MFers that drugged my dumb ass and ditched my (assuming) lifeless body 3 miles from anywhere to die (also assuming). I woke up in the back of an ambulance with three, very nice, EMTs trying to get my body temp up. Aparantly I tried crawling underneath a car for warmth. Now that’s a story I was deeeeeeply blocking out in my mind.
You're gonna have to elaborate on this because this sounds like a fucking crazy story.

>>12096510
You'd be surprised how many people have had really fucked up experiences but never have the chance to tell them, or would rather not tell them at all. If you work in the bar scene you will see shit you will never forget.

>>12096528
Thats fair, again I'm still 20 in America so I have no fucking idea about the bar scene from a customers point of view let alone an insider.

>>12096339
>>12096357
OP here
i did ask for recipes for this feel dont forget that

...also it's 630pm in mt city and i just made my first triple vodka bloody mary and the stress i was having has suddenly started to fade awy slowly i can breath now i was so tense an hour ago.
I wish i had tacos but i do have chili

>>12096512
That’s really the meat of it.
Some new place opened up around where I live and I went to the grand opening. It was packed. I went by myself and brought weed so I could make some friends. I waited in line for so goddamned long and when I got inside I met two dudes who had their own weed to smoke. We all grabbed drinks and I went outside to smoke with them and don’t remember anything else. Woke up in the back of the ambulance (cost me $1500 for the trip)
No one could tell me anything about those dudes from the venue. My description to this day is one dude have an oversized jacket and a baseball hat and the other guy looked totally normal. One drink then night-y night.

It’s scary out there sometimes. I didn’t go out like that for probably over a year. It’s like getting over a shark-bite. Like... what are the odds of that happening again right? So.. i’m Actually out again right now haha.

You got me talkin’ about it sooooo....

>>12096529
>I'm still 20
Yeah you'll never know what it was like but that isn't necessarily a bad thing in the grand scheme. A lot of us were doing blow for the upper, drinking to loosen us up, and taking benzos to ease the come down. Anyone who has experienced this lifestyle and is still here to talk about it is fucking lucky. We should all be dead. You go to the right bars and this is still very much a thing, but police now days pretty much have most bars under their thumb. I feel bad for the younger generation, you can't get away with fucking anything anymore. But you'll probably live a lot longer.
>>12096557
Mountain dew and SoCo. It's trashy but you'll like it.

>>12096557
Maybe you should try some benzos with that Bloody’.

Sorry for jerking the steering wheel on this thread OP. We should have started our own.
So it goes...

>>12096577
>anyone who has experienced this lifestyle and is still here to talk about it is fucking lucky.
okay dude relax you dont have to go to bars to do blow/xannies for a night drinking lmao. i may not go to bars but i definitely have experienced that style of degeneracy in a college/frat context.
>police have most bars under their thumb
This is very true, in my neck of the woods most bars are just pressed so they have shitty opiates in them that lead to more intense withdrawals if youre a dumb cunt

>>12096569
I'm assuming they just robbed you and nothing more. At least hopefully. Luckily in the city I lived in people for the most part had enough respect for each other to not straight up drug each other, but I lived in Lansing,MI at the time. A very chill city for the most part, but everybody knew everyone depending on what side of the city you lived in. I lived on the west side where all the servers and bartenders went after work. Everyone kind of looked after each other because they all knew we'd all see each other the following night to blow our tip money lol.

>>12096577
>I feel bad for the younger generation, you can't get away with fucking anything anymore.
dude you're out of touch with us younguns, blow and bars flow like water for the kids these days. i know a fucking student who died of fent overdose in my area a year ago from railing benzos because shits cut
So dude, trust me we're having our fun and walking the cardiac tightrope just as much as you were

>>12096577
>Anyone who has experienced this lifestyle and is still here to talk about it is fucking lucky.
oh wow you're so unique people definitely don't take part in this lifestyle now

>>12096581
This thread is mostly dead so who cares
>>12096588
>okay dude relax you dont have to go to bars to do blow/xannies for a night drinking lmao. i may not go to bars but i definitely have experienced that style of degeneracy in a college/frat context.
I wasn't implying that you've never experienced that lifestlye, I didn't go to college so I don't have any experience with that. It was just so commonplace in bars that it baffled me.
>>12096602
>fent
This is the biggest crime against your generation, I could never come across shit that strong when I was using. If you got percs or oxy's you were sitting pretty. Most of us just snorted norcos, or furiously snorted the mounds of powder that were known as 1000mg vicodins. I think the zoomers are at a higher risk of fucking dying from drugs these days because of the potency of everything.

>>12096618
I don't encourage these types of behaviors or try and make them seem like an accomplishment. I'm just saying that we probably should have died from it. Don't be a twat and turn this into a pissing contest.

>>12096593
Not robbed. I had to go back because I tracked my phone back to where they ditched me. Luckily that was there. No rapey stuff (that I could tell) so... all in all I was super lucky.

>>12096629
Makes me wonder what the fuck was the reason for drugging you in the first place? Maybe you were the guinea pig for their rape drug.

>>12096593
This is in a big city so I’ll probably never see them again. That feels extra weird. Like I could run into them and I wouldn’t even know.

>>12096619
Well thank you for understanding but here are some recipes I like
-Goldschlager (sp) and lemonade
-Whiskey and cold cold apple juice
-Soco Oj and lime.

I like normal stuff too but this is the stuff people don’t drink that I LoVe.

>>12096641
I feel like I was one of the lucky ones who didn't overdue it on soco and throw up on it, thus ruining it forever. I fucking love soco.

>>12096666
Well you just won my heart because I love SoCo AND Ernest movies.

>>12096672
Well you have yourself the perfect night then lol!

>>12096637
Mmmm probably sex. I had cash.

>>12096625
>Don't be a twat and turn this into a pissing contest.
please don't project this hard Mr. "I feel bad for the younger generation, you can't get away with fucking anything anymore".

>>12096690
You can't though. You are all on social media and everybody has a goddamn smart phone now so any "incident" is filmed. I have nothing to project I hope zoomers have as much fun as I did.

>>12096696
>everybody has a goddamn smart phone now so any "incident" is filmed.
holy shit boomers please OUT you are clueless

>>12096696
if someone is snapchatting you railing benzos then you already dun fucked up just by associating with the clowns that want to show it off

>>12096710
How is this considered absurd? Anyone can film you at anytime within seconds. I don't see how i'm being a boomer about it.

>>12096677
<3

OK y’all. I’m gonna head home and eat and live my life. I love ya’ll. Thanks for sharing and hangin’ out. :)
You made my night. :):):)

>>12096726
I'm out too, I have to wagecuck in the morning.

>>12096730
Had fun. See ya ‘round.

Why can’t you people take Monday-Friday off and just drink on the weekends? Save it and binge

>>12096720
the point was that no one does that besides for the self-selected things you already see online. there's a selection bias that more ratchet people will post them snorting drugs online etc when in reality barely anyone posts themselves doing hard drugs on public social media because that is absolutely fucking retarded and is for unemployed people

>>12096790
Monday - Friday afternoon i smoke pot and once its 5 PM Friday you just know im aiming for alc poisoning

Most Saturday nights I drink enough to not really remember the last twenty minutes or so of the night before I go to bed. Is that a problem?

>>12096917
if you're only blacking out for 20 minutes before bed youre not drinking nearly enough you pussy bitch

>>12096924
I've blacked out at 8:30 when guests are over and started fights that I do not remember as well. I still feel like shit a year later about that one. I swear when I drink with friends I barely feel the alcohol, but alone I can feel it much more and it puts me in a happier mood.

>>12096931
>blacking out at 8:30 PM when guests are over
fucking top kek dude im kidding, if you're older than 24 you shouldn't be drinking to black out anyways honestly.
>drinking alone puts you in a happier mood
it does for me too but i fucking need someone to talk to when drunk or else its a waste of a social drug for me

>>12096942
25. Yeah I feel like shit about it. I binged hard for a year when depressed and I think it fucked me up good. Its like I forgot how to pace myself. Yeah I need to be around my friends too. Sometimes when I drink alone I pace and talk to myself

>>12096948
>and I think it fucked me up good.
what do you mean exactly?

>>12096950
As in I feel a huge release of dopamine when I get that first sip in me and its hard to quit after that point.

>>12096953
>>12096950
Also in regards to pacing myself, I feel as if I am watching my friends drinks more then they are just trying to make sure I am not flying past them.

>>12096953
you sound like me but with pot. interesting how some people have binge tendencies for different drugs. my binge tendency for alcohol is 2 beers in, then im off to the races 2 hours later im 15 deep.
I'm glad im not like you in that sense though, i dont feel alcohol quickly enough. 1.5 drinks is when i feel a little mellower. Im really scared for when my career progresses and i have to drink with coworkers at a bar and i end up just getting shitsloshed as per usual

>>12096960
>I feel as if I am watching my friends drinks more then they are just trying to make sure I am not flying past them.
nice, my dumbass should start doing this. i wonder what my friends think when im on my fourth by the time they're finishing up their first

>>12096962
I am the same with Coffee though, I can't have one cup. I need to drink myself to a sweaty panic attack that I induced myself.
>I'm glad im not like you in that sense though, i dont feel alcohol quickly enough.
I think its a me being more anxious thing, I certainly feel the sips when I am having a beer alone

>>12092985
Absolute based

>>12096984
>I need to drink myself to a sweaty panic attack that I induced myself.
fuck that shit, too much caffeine is just a nightmare. ive never felt addicted to caffeine honestly, but that might be because i only take it <200 mg on gym days only at 2 PM, not the mornings. Sounds like you just have a kind of addictive personality. do you drink throughout the day?

>>12097015
Nah, I quit the coffee and now I just do a cup of black tea in the morning and thats it. I only drink alcohol on Saturdays now with friends if that is what you are asking

>>12097015
Also is 200mg not a shit load?

>>12097034
oh thats tight you sound like a normal well adjusted human. hopefully by the time i turn 21 im not going through a 6 pack a night like i used to and can drink like a normal person.
Coffee is fucking trash imo, i agree with you that tea is superior. Green tea before studying or gym or work is nice. I have 200 mg and it is a shitload, i get it through monster or redbull drinks. yeah its awful, i might be a bodybuilder but i do not have good substance/caffeine habits

>>12097115
I mean, if you keep it up over time I can only see that 6 pack getting worse as you rewire your mind in shitty ways. You should worry about that caffiene too from energy drinks, I got up to 240mg cans in the morning and getting more shit as the day goes on.

>>12097144
>rewire your mind in shitty ways.
i havent felt this yet since ive only been smoking pot since 19 and drinking since well 8 months ago. what do the subjective effects of shitty rewiring of the brain from substance abuse feel like?

>>12097152
Feels like all I think about is alcohol and the dumb shit I do when I drink and why I need to keep drinking. Like all of my thoughts are about alcohol. I could be posting in any other thread but here I am in the thread about alcohol

>>12097162
oh that already happens to me with pot. good to know ive already fried my brain for good just like you have
hey at least addicts like us get to congregate
>once an addict always an addict

>>12097181
I was like that with pot too but I quit around your age. It started getting to the point where it felt like the paranoia really got out of control. Im sure you can rewire yourself with taking a break for awhile

>>12095883

Completely different drugs with completely different effects. Weed has nearly the opposite effect on me that alcohol has.

>>12096948

I'm 25 as well and have a hard time pacing, though it's not impossible. I never cause trouble but can definitely become a bit of a nuisance/loud around people who haven't drunk as much as me without noticing. Only in that I'm a bit to friendly or whatever.
That said, I do get genuinely annoyed when people comment that I've drunk too much. It really hits a "Mind your own business" note with me.
Binging in adulthood is a pretty natural progression from Australian teen drinking culture.

>>12097195
damn youre on a similar timeline to me then, because ive cut down my pot use a ton as i can feel the paranoia starting to get out of hand. ive stopped driving around my college town stoned as fuck too, stopped studying high, all that high.
But from an objective biochemical standpoint and based off your experiences, alcohol seems like a substantially worse demon

>>12093455
A good portion of the shitposters al/ck/ was attracting got bored of coming here and went away or maybe died I hope who knows? Anyway, the more janitors keep on top of the banning the better /ck/ will be.

>>12097212
janny is that you

>>12097202
Yeah, it is not impossible to pace just hard. I do have a better time the nights I pace and a lot less hangover anxiety as well. Binged as a young adult here in the states and did some pretty dumb shit with friends.
>>12097203
I got to the point where I heard my own voice tell me to off myself and that the I thought the FBI wanted my teeth. Was easy to cut off after nights like that. Oh yes alcohol is much worse

>>12097284
>where I heard my own voice tell me to off myself and that the I thought the FBI wanted my teeth
holy shit m8 how deep into your alcoholism was this?

>>12097291
Oh that was just me smoking pot, my bad should have been more clear

>>12097308
what the fuck dude you should probably stay away from psychoactives like THC, LSD, etc, psychosis symptoms through pot use is a sign of some genetic predisposition to psychosis...

>>12092903
my god i love a good Bloody Mary to start the nights drinking

>>12097393
Oh dont worry I sure am man, thats a can of worms I have no intention of opening again.
>>12097403
I like a rum and coke myself

>>12097403
>a good Bloody Mary to start the nights drinking
A Bloody Mary is a morning/brunch/airplane-where-time-doesn't-exists drink. A "start the night drinking" drink is either a martini or a shot and a beer back, depending on how classy you are.

>>12097064
200mg is two cups of coffee. i usually get a headache if i have more than 100mg, but it's not a dangerous amount.

>>12097652
its a hefty amount but its literally average for coffee consumers.
but definitely my choice of Monster or Redbull is absolutely retarded i need to get on the green tea routine again

>when you force yourself to eat for the first time in a week and it's literally more soothing than fucking diazepam

>>12092903
Ok. I’m gonna bunp this thread with my prestige party cocktail.

Shave a cucumber
Add to blender with
Sugar
Basil
Mint

Add gin
Blitz once

Dose a few glasses
Add bubbly water

Rim and garnish with burnt orange oil.

>tfw drinking more and more but it's not yet to the point where it's noticeably affecting my health or interfering with my daily life

>Will spend tomorrow drinking again
>Will spend my Sunday depressed, anxious and lethargic again

>>12097639
well fuck you nerd i don't have any class
next thing youre gonna tell me is "you can't eat eggs and bacon at night" that's the wrong time anon!!!!
baka

>>12100755
damn that sounded feasible until the orange oil
fuck you classy anon I shop for booze at the food and stuff

>>12101970
It’s just an orange and a lighter. That’s why I made sure to post that gif. It’s so easy and it’s SO good!

>>12092907
got me lmaooo