/ck/ - Food & Cooking

There is no shame in pasta, especially if done well. Give making your own meatballs a try or incorporate some cooked ground beef into the sauce.

What do you have in the house?

>>12094907
You think if all he can make is pasta and eggs he actually knows how to do it well? This nigga probably melting butter on unsalted noodles and calling it dinner.

alfredo is incredibly easy, and people love it

>take meat
>season
>put in hot pan
>steam vegetables
>make rice
>remove meat from hot pan when cooked
>remove vegetables from steamer when cooked
>remove rice from pot (or ricecooker if you are a fag) when cooked
>place all foods onto plates
>serve

>>12094928
We got ourselves a 5 star chef here

>>12094928
Only put the meat on a plate.
Put the rice and veggies in the meat pan and stir it around for a minute or 2 then put it on the plate.

>>12094801
Boil eggs, mash with mayonaise. Mix into sgetti. Sprinkle salt and pepper.

Cooking is fucking easy bro you can do it.

Grab some canned corn, mozzarella cheese and mayo mix it and put it in a pyrex and bake that mofo until cheese is gooey. Tastes so good

>>12095008
Next time on my 600lb life

Roast chicken with veggies
>cut a bunch of veggies like potatoes, carrots, onions, garlic etc. and put into roasting pan
>add some olive oil
>salt + pepper and thyme/oregano/spices whatever you have
>mix
>take a whole chicken
>rub chicken with some oil
>salt + pepper and other spices as preferred
>half a lemon and shove it up the ass
>put chicken on top of veggies
>in oven for 1hour 15min +++ at 200 C
You can add a little bit of water in the roasting pan as well and use it as au jus

Sex guaranteed

>>12094801
Make Bolognese.

>Brown 1lb ground beef in large pot.
>Remove.
>Add vegetable oil, a knob of butter, 2 medium diced onions, 1 large diced carrot and 1 diced celery.
>Cook for 10-15 minutes
>Add 2 cloves of minced garlic.
>Cook a couple more minutes.
>Add beef back into pan
>Add 1 glass of red wine and reduce, cooking off the alcohol.
>Add beef stock, a can of chopped tomatoes, 1 tablespoon of tomato puree, 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce, a pinch of sugar, a couple bay leaves, some thyme sprigs, a dash of whole milk, salt and pepper.
>Transfer to a 350ºF oven and cook for 1 hour. Checking halfway to make sure it's not too dry, and if it is, adding some water.
>Finish with a knob of butter and season to taste.

That's it. When it's done place it onto your stove on the lowest heat to keep warm. Cook some spaghetti to al dente, then toss into the sauce and let cook for 1-2 minutes to absorb, then plate. Serve with freshly grated parmesan.

>>12095105
>>12095086
Decent. Respectable. I like it.

>>12095008
please never ever mention this idea ever again

>>12095008
could you imagine some fucking aspie who actually makes this on a date night

>>12094801
>like boiling pasta, scrambled eggs
do both and youre most of the way to carbonara :^)

>>12095105
>Add 2 cloves of minced garlic.
why even bother

>>12095381

>>12095381
Subtlety is important when it comes to great cooking. If you love garlic so much, then just roast a bulb and eat it.

>>12094801
Make scrambled eggs and stir it through pasta. Say it's a special type of carbonara.

>>12095012
>>12095265
>>12095367
T.darkies

Japanese fried chicken. Serve with shredded cabbage, lemon juice, and tartar sauce.

>>12096198
>rinsing chicken
fucking ethnics

>>12096210
the Japanese eat raw chicken...

>>12096466
thats rare
please know the difference

>cut meat (chicken or pork)
>cut onion
>cut mushrooms
>put in pan with salt and pepper
>fry till well done
>add cream
>add some broth
>cook for a few minutes
>add precooked macaroni
>preheat oven
>pour everything in a form
>cover in cheese
>bake till cheese is golden and crunchy