/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I love poached and this seems interesting.

Don't forget to fry the bagels on both sides as well.

>>12095099
It is god tier with fresh tallow if you are not a soyboy that can't handle nature's best fat.

>>12095091
>>12095104
>drowning in fat
>filthy stove
>burnt bagels
>eggs not over easy or in a decent shape
-2/10 kys

>>12095116
Plebeian with no taste detected. Nearly deep frying eggs with well done fried bagels is a meal for champions.

>>12095142
It's a meal for slobs

>>12095179
It is a meal for men who actually have testosterone. Go eat some more grass and berries.

>>12095186
My dad could kick your dad's ass faggot

>>12095189
I have seen my dad take on 5 tough guys at a bar and kick all of their asses. Big guy, for you and you father.

>>12095186
Real men eat pure carbon.

>>12095207
Real men don't eat, they extract pure mana from the atmosphere.

>>12095186
I did not question the content of your meal, merely your (lack of) preparation and care.

>>12095091
So this is the power of iron cast as you girls have been whining about for a year?

>>12095231
>Presentation and care.
I am not trying to make love to my meal, I am giving my body fuel.

>>12095237
Cast iron can last for hundreds of years if taken care of properly. Go Kill some brain cells with your gay ass Teflon coated steel.

Nice. I been using bacon grease myself; gotta wait til season begins tget more deer.

>>12095211
Real men get their energy from their own pure willpower alone.

>>12095285
took his side after this one

>>12095303
Real men are born with an infinite amount of energy from birth.

>>12095316
Real men are etherial fields of infinite youth energy.

>>12095309
>If you don't play Gordon Ramsey with your meal preparation your food is icky!
Goddamn the faggots on this board get worse by the day.

Frittata

>>12095323
>>12095285
This board isn't for you. Fuck off, retard.

>>12095342
You are on 4chan, if you want quality discussion and images you can go to your down syndrome ass cousin because it will surely be better than the discourse on this board at all times.

Nah op cooks like a slob. Plus on top of all this manly anonymous posturing we can likely infer that OP is a fag.

>>12095186
>>12095111
>>12095091
Fuck yes my dude

i tried scrambling eggs for the first time
>crack 3 eggs into a saucepan
>throw in 1 tbsp butter
>put on med heat and stir constantly with spatula
>take off heat, still stirring constantly
>put on and take off heat til all liquid turns to solid
>season
really easy and fluffy

>>12095091
You disgust me.

>>12095142
>DEEP FRYING EGGS
>ruining the yolk
>not enjoying eggs sunny side up with fresh bacon like God intended

>>12095293
Whynotboth.gif

>>12095104
jesus christ man, that's a recipe for heart disease at 45

How much deer semen to make a pint of tallow?

Scrambled and with some ketchup.

>>12095116
>eggs not over easy or in a decent shape
It's the best he could do with cast iron.
>inb4 a rain of lame excuses why that's not the reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ

>>12095091
I just finished a boiled egg salad sandwich.
I prefer fried eggs, or my mum's omelettes.
Scrambled when I'm really drunk or stoned.
Boiled very occasionally.

>>12096039
>ketchup
neck yourself. Why does it look like a face though?

>>12097072
Because he is five years old and needs such plating to be able to eat his meal. I do like it though :)
>>12095285
>>12095309
>buying his disingenuous body fuel bs
Brainlets and tastelets

Someone post Kay's motor oil eggs.

soy

>>12097899
Oh duh, this is /ck/, of course it's unfiltered

>>12097899
Um, no sweetie. That is called hunted fat. Something you have never done in your life.

>>12095912
I agree, OP really should stop eating bagels and other processed carbs

>>12095104
all that grease

>>12097973
I am sure you would most likely prefer some nice hydrogenated oils instead.

>>12095091
It's difficult for me to get deer tallow, but I'm on the last two slices of bacon right now. I cook a package at a time, package those up for later and save the grease in a grease catcher which filters out any particles. Once these last two are done I can get to making some dinner at 04:40.

>>12095204
Yeah well my dad beat up 20 guys and their wives too

>>12095912
>fat causes heart disease

Read a fucking book you braindead retard

>>12098890
Anything that contains loadsa low-density lipoprotein (mainly saturated fats) contributes to the creation of atheromatous plaque in the veins and arteries, that raises the chances of heart disease, aneurysms (especially combined with a sedentary life), higher stroke chances etc.
Examples of foods with saturated fat are:
fatty cuts of beef,
lamb,
pork,
poultry with skin,
beef fat (tallow),
lard and cream,
butter,
cheese

>>12095204
oh yeah? well my dad ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. without any milk

come back when you eat meat while it's still alive and attacking, you pansy

>>12100011
All meat has saturated fat dumbass. Just eat it.

>>12100055
>Deep fried bagels and eggs in animal fat have the same quantity of trans fats as a roasted steak or a pan fried burger patty or a chicken stew.
Denial or lack of education? Neither is going to unclog those arteries mate...

>>12100095
Dude you only live once so fuckin enjoy it. Eating meat 3 days a week isn't going to fuckin kill you pussy.

>>12100490
>3 days a week
>not eating meat everyday 3 times a day

>>12095104
Are you eating that off of a paper plate on the lid of a fucking toolbox?

How's the divorce going? She still not letting you see the kids?

>>12095091

Low and slow scrambled with chives and a lot of butter, served with lightly pan-fried prosciutto and spinach.

>>12100527
Thank you for not being a retard and answering my question. I have made it your way before and it is fucking delicious.

>>12095189
Got me.

>>12100490
>deep fried bagels and eggs
>meat
wat?

>>12095189
My dad's gay and he'd fuck your dad's ass

and your dad would like it

>>12100564
Despite eggs being the beginning stage of an animal it is still an animal and
therefore it is meat.

>>12100618
>Despite eggs being the beginning stage of an animal it is still an animal
are u saying clumps of cells are actually babies???
fucking unbelivebaeble
neanderthal

>>12100618
>Unfertilized chicken eggs are meat
Is milk meat too?

>>12100677
Based sarcasmspeaker.

>>12100683
>Comes in contact with meat during whole process of being made.
>Somehow has no meat cells.
It is partially meat.

>>12100683
>Eggs outside of a chicken are unfertilized.
Imagine being this retarded, this shit right here is just above nigger intelligence. Possible troll if so 0/10.

>>12095091
Scottish, apparently.

>>12100727
Retard doesn't know that we only eat unfertilized eggs (aka no rooster involved)and that the chickens literally shit them out of their ass after a gland in their eyes comes in contact with light non stop without the need of a rooster as soon as they hit maturity. (how can you be so confident yet so retarded)
>>12100692
>Unfertilized chicken eggs contain one single chicken female chicken cell that only contains 23 chromosomes
Its called a byproduct

>>12100789
>Everyone is a cityfag that buys eggs.
Cucks need the death sentence now.

>>12095091
>deer tallow

wish i could try that OP. but im not an avid hunter and i dont know where to buy deer tallow. i do keep a steady supply of lard left from cooking bacon.

Omelette with random foods inside it, scrambled for when I'm feeling lazy.

Fried eggs and boiled eggs can blow me.

>>12101385
Believe in yourself man. You can hunt. I have seen dudes stick a deer with a spear.

>>12095091
the eggs are good at soaking up left over anything on your skillet, so cook them last
i actually scrambled my eggs and throw them in the pan when the veggies are done sauteing, throw the cheese on and cover the pan. let that shit steam to a perfect omelette you don't even have to flip.

>>12095091
Over easy, salt, bit of pepper, fried in butter.

Tried making a french omelette for the first time in my life. It tastes really good, but I don't have much to compare it to. Inside looks better than the outside. I think my pan was too cold when I started.

>>12100501
how can you even come up with a meal that doent contain meat??
i genuinely find it hard to do that
its either you eat a shit ton of crabs which will make you fat as fuck or you eat veggies which is just disgusting

>>12100011
The human body clearly evolved to get lipids from highly processed "healthy" vegetable source like canola oil.

I cook my eggs omelette style with lots of butter.

>>12095091
Are you the same guy with the deer tallow and pizza rolls from yesterday?

>>12095091
Venison fat tastes like bile puked up from someone with chronic liver disease. That's why I butcher my own deer so I can trim out all of the fat. I know a lot of people that hunt deer and they all agree the fat is nasty. This may have been one of the greatest troll threads ever bringing out the sheltered millennials who know nothing about game meats and simply think it would taste something like beef or pork. Great troll, my hat's off to you!

>consuming unfertilized chicken ovum fried in the crap scraped off the inside of animal skin

Do you realise how gross that is?

>>12105401
>all this effort to replicate something that is so common and cheap its a known food everywhere
Why? Can vegans just admit they're crazy and are turning down fine macros simply because they love fucking chickens more than humans?

>>12095091
>spray pam into plastic bowl
>crack egg into it
>beat severely
>microwave for 75 seconds
>slide it out onto bread

Normally fried in the pan I just did the bacon in

>>12097072
Why does it wear the mask?

>>12100505
maybe op is a qt gril

>>12105401
This video makes me genuinely sad. This much effort and all these ridiculous ingredients just to avoid eating a food that man (and other predators) have eaten for thousands of years.

That snarky sense of moral superiority must really be something.

>>12095091
>6 eggs
>all that oil

Enjoy your heart disease, faggot.

>>12106766
Civilization is about becoming better than an animal rutting in the dirt.

>>12095091
Scrambled eggs
1 yolk for every 3 eggs

>>12106793
>1 yolk for every 3 eggs
What does this mean? The yolk is the egg.

>>12106779
>eating eggs: barbarian
>eating imitation eggs: civilization
Boy I couldn't imagine a society without bullshit food.

>>12106779

My ancestors didn't spend billions of years becoming the dominant species on Earth just for me to eat hipster bugman meme food.

>>12100011
>sat fat is bad
lmao i'd love to see you survive a winter without organic california avocados

>>12095285
You can choose between /o/ and /r9k/ based on your desire to become a car and complete inability to deal with social interactions but do fuck right off.

I like to either steam fry my eggs or do a French omelette. Sometimes I make a soft boil eggs for ramen

>>12105401
That's some playdoh shit. Eggs typically aren't fertilized when sold as is, it's a byproduct that chickens get rid of. There's nothing wrong with taking that as payment for the shelter you give them from foxes if you treat them alright. Tofu is made by rotting plant extract with added acidity and yeast is extremely small lifeforms that you exploit to ferment stuff before blending and eating them, you can find anything gross if you look hard enough.

>>12106839
never said that idiot, Jesus what is wrong with you ppl, its called a balanced diet, it contains both ldl and hdl. I love that even the insinuation that a shitty dish of deep fried bagels and eggs is coronary disease equals equals avocado California communism, its your freedum to die young eating bland deep fried oily shit every day my friend. Also salmon is the best source of hdl that lowers your ldl, way better than shitty avocados...

>>12095299
poach the deer and the eggs faggot

>>12107214
>there's nothing wrong with keeping slaves, they would just be working in their own countries anyway and really you're giving them a roof over their heads and feeding them so it's not that bad at all.

>>12095186
this is the gayest fucking shit I've ever read

>>12095091
Is that you Joe Rogan? Anyway You are disgusting

>>12107385
Bro, did you just imply that black people are on the same evolutionary level as fucking chickens?
I knew vegans were dumb, but racist too? God damn.

>>12095091
I'm gonna fucking puke, jesus christ.
Just fucking use butter and don't reuse it

>>12107385
this but unironically

>>12095091

>deer tallow

wtf senpai

>>12095142
You don't fuck with the yolk.
These chads are doing it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHaMBCaSEPE

The dirtiest, filthiest way possible: with potato cakes and cheese fried into them.

>>12107581
Comparing niggers to chickens is an insult to chickens. I'd trust a chicken over a nigger any day of the week.

>>12107751
pretty sure bbq pit boys are all gay

>>12106806
I assume he means an extra yolk?

>>12106806
Separate the yolk and white. Use three whites and one yolk, descard the other yolks

>>12100011
Nah. There is a cause/effect correlation problem. The body's response to arterial damage is to try and "patch over" and repair the injury site by "recruiting" lipids as a sort of ad hoc bandage. This creates a cascading effect in which a lipid plaque gradually expands across the arterial diameter. But the primary problem is the creation of those injury sites to begin with, not the consumption of saturated fats per se.

>>12107933

>>12107965
I mean you can use the other yolks for something if you like, hollandaise maybe?

>>12107972
>I mean you can use the other yolks for something if you like
Yeah I could. Like scrambled eggs. Where yolks are good.

>>12107385
They're not slaves, they don't work. They're chicken, they just walk around all day and peck at shit on the ground and convert that to eggs. I have a feeling that you're disconnected from the animals because you didn't see any in a while. The animal kingdom is ruthless man.

>>12108056
You're still stealing their property (eggs) which is profoundly immoral
Also they are not free to leave, basically they are in a concentration camp

>>12108059
Personification. Chickens have no sense of property and the concentration camps are the big companies that mass produce eggs while the animals are being held in extremely tight spaces. Now fighting that shit is the good fight, not giving shit to people that have a bunch of chickens that are free to run around all day and safe all night.

>>12108073
>Personification.
>implying there's a difference between animals and humans
>Chickens have no sense of property
But we do, ergo it's still immoral.
Would it be okay in your mind to steal from a retarded person just bc they have no sense of property?
>and the concentration camps are the big companies that mass produce eggs while the animals are being held in extremely tight spaces. Now fighting that shit is the good fight, not giving shit to people that have a bunch of chickens that are free to run around all day and safe all night.

Whether the prison is 5 foot or 50 miles square it's still a prison.

>>12108082
I don't see an issue with taking the eggs because when you care for animals you give them grain, they leave this byproduct around which you take before it rots and degrade the place they live in. It not like you're stealing something they'd need or would be better having.
> Whether the prison is 5 foot or 50 miles square it's still a prison.
It would still be a prison without fences then. A 510 million kilometers squared prison.

>>12096039
oh hey, its hairdryer man

>>12095091
>>12095104
>>12095111
>>12095142
>>12095186
>>12095179
>>12095285
Fucking kys you lardass faggots. It's either scramble, French omelette or poached with bernaise

>>12098890
clearly you need to read a fucking book, not a keto forum full of middle age soccer moms

>>12095417
Spot on

>>12100490
>Dude YOLO bro YOLO
>Eating like a lardass won't kill me
>What are you, a fag?

Honestly just neck urself, no one should live with this shame and embarrassment

>>12098842
Yeah? Well my dad is so strong he lifted a boulder

>>12100527
U gay

>>12095091
If scientists can track the posters here and check back to see how many has gout, diabetes, heart attacks, and cancer...

That does look delicious, but I feel my heart clutching itself just looking at it.