/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12090059
That looks like something a Eurofaggot would make, prove me wrong

>>12090059
How is it not pizza exactly?

>>12090059
It’s a pizza pie you miserable faggot. And Chicago style is better than any other kind of pizza.

>>12090059
that looks disgusting you'd have to be crazy to want to eat it
>>12090068
I see you anticipated that you're gonna get shit on, amerifat. That won't work, we know this is what you like to eat, pig!

>>12090074
>Pizza pie
No such thing
Pic related: pizza

>>12090074
You americans do plenty of stuff fine, but food... jesus christ.

Pizza literally means 'pie' in Italian.

>>12090059
don't pies have to be sealed from top?

>>12090098
>>12090108
>americans
kek

>>12090059
This is now a pizza dough recipe thread.

Daily reminder that pizza is pie.

>>12090059
Deep dish pizza is actually a tomato cheesecake. Pizza doesn't have corn in it, so your image isn't actually on-topic.

>not pastry
>No lid
>Pie

You fucking pleb

>>12090059
It's neither a pie nor a pizza, it's a monstrosity that no human being could eat since on top of everything that is wrong it is served on a plate matching its size - should I scape the "filling" off the table?
>absolutely_disgusting.jpg

< This is a pie you heathen cunts

>>12090059
That looks like a vegetarian Taco Bowl

>>12090709
Whats wrong with it exactly? Looks tasty. Not my ideal pizza but as it's own thing I'd try it. And have you ever heard of plates? I imagine that's where the slice is going to go next. Don't think about it too hard you might hurt yourself there little buddy.

>>12090059
Its 'za

>>12090709
That's no plate, that's the base of a Springform Cake Tin

>>12090059
I may call it pizza but all i know is that it kicks the shit out of that cardboard shit they sell on the east coast

>>12090077
Go back to your kebab, Abdullah

>>12090059
it's a savory layer cake

>>12090059
Let me quote the piazollo from a few weeks ago, a professional at making pizza

>Concerning chicago style pizza "italy is a country of culinary pluralism and there are endless variants of dishes so i think we shouln't really fight over semantics"

Now fuck off.

>>12090779
>>12090787
How will that slice look once you begin to eat eat?
That's right - an absolute mess on a plate!
I would actually recommend a bowl - mix it all in and eat it with as spoon.
Disagree?
Fine - provide a proper techinque for eating this disgusting "thing"!

>>12090108
no? many types of pies have no top crust

>>12090778
You ceased to be able to tell us what is and is not a pie on October 19, 1781.

>>12090368
Pie doesn't need a lid

>>12091098
Did his nonna chase him out of town with a shotgun? I can't even get away with making my own pasta with my family - has to be granny's old nicotine stained hands, and "her recipe"... it's paste. It's literally paste. You make glue, and then you add more flour, then you try to rectify that by boiling it. Once you can stick drywall on with it, it's good to go.

Family issues aside... it's a regional variation. There are variations on pizza across Italy and the US. Chicago's just happens to be more like a "tomato cheesecake" than others.

>>12091146
There should be enough meat, cheese and filler/toppings to hold the slice together reasonably well - at least as well as a slice of lasagne. A pie server/spatula should do the trick of getting it to the plate, and a knife and fork should do the trick of getting it to your mouth. Some hold together well enough to eat with your hands, but it's a gamble at best.

>>12091182
>on October 19, 1781