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Is his lasagna really guaranteed to get me laid?

>> No.12089750

no, if youre a smelly autistic virgin, nothing is going to save you

>> No.12089797

>>12089744
Way to heavy and greasy to fuck after

>> No.12089817

>>12089797
You're gay.

>> No.12089823

>>12089817
No I’mguttonous and a pig when it comes to Italian food

>> No.12089826

>>12089797
just fuck her slowly anon
just fuck her slowly

>> No.12089829

>>12089823
So am I. I don't give up on hitting it though, because I'm actually a straight person inside. Unlike you.

>> No.12089836

>>12089744
Yes, but only to fat gay men

>> No.12089850

>>12089744
Damn lil Mattie is steppin up his swag game to lvl 100

>> No.12089851

>>12089829
Weird flex but okay

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>>12089851
>Weird flex

>> No.12089863

>>12089826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvdYly4A5W0

>> No.12089867
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>>12089857
Mad

>> No.12089916

I actually made this shit for my girlfriend one night. It was no big surprise it tasted pretty good, and I did get laid, but it's a fucking heavy dish. I felt gross after eating a big portion of it.

>> No.12090044

>>12089867
>posted from a phone specifically made for gays

>> No.12090121

if someone made me lasagna id be tempted to fuck them

>> No.12090345

>>12090044
Weird flex but okay

>> No.12090367

>>12089863
based

>> No.12091191

>>12090121
same

>> No.12091254

>>12089744
Literally who?

>> No.12091263
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>>12091254

>> No.12091319

>>12089857
>modern pop culture phrases are BAD

>> No.12091326
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>>12089744
Yes

>> No.12091364

>>12089744
I really thought that was bam margera for a minute lol

>> No.12091375
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>>12089857
A lot of these are either commonly used ironically on 4chan or don't really sound indicative of any particular kind of person. How is "losing all faith in humanity" or "its almost as if" related to soiculture?

>> No.12091378

>>12091326
Holy fuck, is this ((((((Rebecca Sugar)))))))'s art?

>> No.12091380

>>12091319
yes

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>>12089863

>> No.12091906

>>12091263
No but actually I don’t know who that guy is.

>> No.12091942

>>12089797
are you talking about the lasagna or yourself lmao

>> No.12092390

>>12089797
low stamina ass nigga

>> No.12092900

Matty and all Vice networks like Munchies are super reddit.

>> No.12092912

>>12091326
I don't care if you're gay, that's fucking disgusting .

>> No.12092924
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>>12091906

>> No.12092941

>>12089744
With that face and depresion hidden inside your belly i dont think so

>> No.12092952

>>12092924
I fucking hate Bam Margera but it's funny as fuck that he's as fat as his dad now

>> No.12094792

>>12089857
My old supervisor told me she was 'literally shaking with anger right now' and it was difficult not to laugh

>> No.12094987

>>12089857
yikes