/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12083918
There is nothing like my morning semen

>>12083918
I drink it cold

Where can I get myself a mug that size? 1 Litre just isn't enough coffee anymore

I enjoy this meme

>>12084130
Put the cup down

>>12084386
put down the gun son, no one needs to get hurt today

*slluuu -UPPPNMMF*

>>12084386
"No talkie"

>>12083918
his left pinky is bothering me

>>12083918
>breath smells like shit all day

>>12084601
Thats the smell of success and power friend. Remember that the next time your boss is screaming 6 inches from you and you're subject to a facefull of spittle and the humid smell of stale coffee and B vitamins

>>12084585
>his

"do not engage in vocal communication with me until I have consumed my bean juice"

>>12085305
Coffee is actually berry tea.

>>12085331
The berry is discarded. The remains are closer to cherry stones

>>12083918
first I drink a 1L of water, as my body needs it

>>12085340
I learned not to put a tablespoon of ground coffee cherries in my breakfast. Water out my ass later.

>>12085354

This. Anyone else wake up everymorning feeling like a dried out piece of beef jerky?

>Started antidepressants
>Intensifies the effects of caffeine 20 fold
>Become a shaking anxious paranoid fuck after 1 cup
I miss coffee, and decaff is shit

>>12085382
I know this feel, I need water first thing in the morning. Can't imagine drinking coffee being dried out like that.

>>12085382
Everyone does, most people just ignore it because they're retarded and enjoy being dehydrated

This post was made by water gang

coffee is magical

>>12085287
I like you :)

>>12085382
I know that feel but my tummy hurts if I drink water on an empty stomach. Am I broken?

>>12085644
Yes, what do you do on an empty stomach?

>>12085287
im pretty sure its like illegal to yell at your employyes now in the us

I quite caffeine almost a week ago

I have no motivation doing anything other than sleep

>>12085806
i quit a month ago after like years of 3 cups a day. still feeling it hard, it amplifies depression. however, life feels somewhat more real now, so that's good. the worst part for me was getting over the "wow i really want a warm and tasty liquid to drink to make me feel better" part more than the caffeine part after a while.

>>12085703
I drink coffee

>boomers think their sip can compete with the coffee sip

>>12086098
Grotesque
Water first to cleanse and rejuvanate, then coffee, then take a shit, then a ciggy.
>breakfast of titans

For me, it's 200mg of caffeine and a bottle of water.

>>12083918
i literally drink a cup a day sometimes a little more or less

>>12085863
>coffee
>tasty liquid
huh?

Wake up
Shit
Espresso and cig
Shit again
Shit a third time a bit later

Anyone else take 3 a day?

coffee is literally worse for you than alcohol. drink weed dude

>>12086401
I take 2 a day, either morning and after lunch, or after lunch and before bed.

>>12086401
>>12086417
I only shit like twice per week

>>12086423
That's not good, you need to shit at least once a day. How can you even carry all that shit around? Disgusting.

>>12086410
weed is literally worse for you than coffee. drink meth bro.

>>12085863
Good job on that, friend. My trick is to just microwave a mug of water. It fills that need to drink something hot and comfy.

>>12085521
See, I was that way before I started my antidepressant.

I'd say ask your doctor about switching to zoloft, that is if you aren't on it now. It's an antidepressent, but I take it for anxiety issues.

>>12085382

No, but then I drink like three liters or more of water every day, so to quote Ol' Strokeface, your mileage may vary.

>>12086435
I get a sexual satisfaction from the thought of all the shit I hold inside me

Caffeine is an addictive stimulant that causes involuntary psychological and physical dependence with habitual use. The fact that so many people here are reacting with absolute fury at this being pointed out is pretty telling.

The three Cs of addiction:
>Loss of control over the amount and frequency of use
>Craving and compulsive using
>Continued use in the face of adverse consequences

Physical signs of addiction:
>Withdrawal symptoms (fatigue, anxiety, depression, insomnia, poor concentration, poor memory, headache, dizziness, heart palpitations, nausea, stomachache, etc.)
>Appetite changes
>Damage from using a substance
>Insomnia from use of substance
>Increasing tolerance

Psychological signs of addiction:
>An inability to stop using
>Mood swings
>Lack of motivation
>Irritability/Argumentativeness
>Defensiveness
>Inability to deal with stress
>Denial
>Rationalizing – Offering alibis, excuses, justifications, or other explanations for their using behavior
>Minimization – Admitting superficially to the problem but not admitting to the seriousness or full scope of the behavior or consequences
>Blaming – Placing the blame for the behavior on someone or something else
>Diversion – Changing the subject to avoid discussing the topic

Common withdrawal symptoms of caffeine:
>Strong cravings to use
>Irritability or anger
>Lethargy and extreme fatigue
>Depression
>Hyperactivity
>Insomnia and erratic sleep
>Poor concentration
>Tremors
>Psychomotor agitation or retardation
>Vivid, unpleasant dreams

Common withdrawal symptoms of cocaine:
>Strong cravings to use
>Irritability or anger
>Lethargy and extreme fatigue
>Depression
>Hyperactivity
>Insomnia and erratic sleep
>Poor concentration
>Tremors
>Psychomotor agitation or retardation
>Vivid, unpleasant dreams

>>12085541
>>12085546
>>12085644
>not drinking a litre before bed
1 litre + 1 Vit B stack

1/2 the litre 1hr before bed, then before bed piss it out (wash hands after, you filthy NEET!) then finish rest and go to sleep.

eh wala! happy hydrated body in morning.

>>12086734
well yes... but whats your point?

>>12085863
same. i quit a month ago after 8 years of use and still feel tired and sleepy all the time.

>>12086381
lol this. its not tasty it just feels good

>>12086998
>Avoids eye contact while drinking
I hate faggots like this,
If you're not having continuous eye contact with someone while drinking a beverage what even is the fucking point?

Post more coffee frogs, I want to expand my collection

>>12087435

>>12087450
Last one I have that isn't already posted

>>12087435

Almost doubled my coffee frog collection already, Thanks

can't turn over before I've finished my First Cup

>the first shit of the day after coffee
I almost wish I still smoked cigarettes because one of those and some coffee and i'd be cleaned right out and ready for the day

>>12086435
Not him but I shit every 2-3 days. Once I stopped eating like a pig I stopped shitting like one.

>>12083918
I'd rather call coffee by it's proper name: bean juice.

>>12087842
See a doctor. Thank me later.

>>12087842
The only time I stopped shitting every day was on opiates and not shitting messed my digestion up. You need to go once a day for optimal digestion.

>>12086998
>waking up at night to go piss

>>12084585
>left

>>12088352
not a bean nor related to beans

>Don't have caffeine in the morning
>Have a horrible headache by noon
I'm fucked, bros. At least it's my only addiction.

>>12085382
Maybe you could try having an electrolyte drink before bed? I want water when I wake up in the morning too, but I don't feel that bad.

>>12087842
I will shit only two or three times a week when I'm seriously restricting and fasting, but if you're eating a normal amount, you ought to be going at least once per day.

I forgot to drink coffee this morning and it was the first day I didn’t have massive sweat stains at work. I thought I was just a sweaty fat bastard but coffee seems to be what’s triggering it. I’ll gathe more data and present my findings.

>>12090247
if you stop for like a week you'll be fine

>>12083931
Same. I drink iced coffee. I told myself last fall that when the weather dropped below freezing i would switch to hot, but I never did. Drinking an iced coffee while bundled head to toe in a three layer system on my way to work at 5am. Sounds foolish, probably is but idgaf.

>>12086401
Not unless i am grossly over eating (which I do some times)

>>12086423
This. Especially if I am cutting weight.

>>12090247
I got addicted to caffeine when I worked at the mall during my winter break from college. It was only like one month, but I would get one or two huge ice coffees per shift. I was completely exhausted and burnt out from school in the first place and started work as soon as I got back home. It was really only an annoyance for a week. I made a conscience effort to lower my intake to the equivalent of 1 or less of those ice coffees throughout the day and I was fine after that. I'm guessing that it can take quite a bit longer for someone to wean off it after having drank it regularly for years, but the idea is the same.

>>12086734
Caffeine is mildly addictive yes but coffee itself has lots of positive effects on the human body. Just take melatonin before bed and try not to drink any coffee after dinner if you think you drink a lot.

>>12083931
based and coffeepilled

>>12087435

>>12091769

From about 4th grade to my freshman year in high school I was heavily addicted to caffeine because of how my mother made coffee. I quit it cold turkey my freshman year in high school and I was having awful withdrawls. Caffeine ain't no joke.

>>12093857
based

>>12085382
yeah, i stay very hydrated but stop drinking so much water in the evening so i don't have to get up to pee in the night. then i'm dehydrated in the morning

>>12086401
>clock into work
>enjoy free company coffee
>get paid to take coffee shit
Feels good man.

heck yeah anon, giet het in m'n keeltje

>>12083918
>for like 2 weeks in high school I would wake up and drink an ice cold bottle of mountain berry power-ade
Delicious

im a recovering alcoholic, active bulimic who drinks nothing but coffee all day. usually about 2 liters of coffee.

how the fuck am I alive

>>12094411
A lot of people stroke out mid life. The human body is surprising resilient but if I were you I'd change my ways soon.

>>12084585
>Pinky

>>12094413

you know, im actually in a rehab right now for my alcohol addiction. im 8 months sober from alcohol but I can't manage a few weeks clean from bulimia

life is suffering

>>12094411
If your heart doesn't give out soon, your digestive system will.

>>12086401
This was my morning to the T today.

>>12094411
You'd be surprised how much insane amounts of alcohol you need to consume over a very long period of time to truly destroy your liver. Even if you've started showing signs of moderate liver damage, it will still repair itself reasonable well over time. But you need to get a handle on that bulimia stat. You've already likely worn down your teeth, esophagus, and stomach lining from the drinking. Vomiting frequently will obliterate those things. What brings on the bulimia for you? Do you binge? Do you have uncontrollable sugar cravings?

Anyone roast their own coffee here? What's a good place to start?

>>12084585
>is

>>12094540
>What's a good place to start?
With unroasted beans

>>12083918
Tasters choice Instant + caramel flavoring

mm cofy

>>12086734

The fury of the reactions you're getting are overwhelming.

>>12087706
I started smoking again because of this

>>12094608
is it just me or does coffee taste better out of doors?

>>12094540
On another thread some said they buy unroasted south american or central american beans and roast them in some sort of small popcorn popper. He said like 15 different sites recommended the same thing. He said you remove them after their second crack and let them sit like 8-24 hours, grind, make your coffee, enjoy. He also said the unroasted beans are way cheaper, so he pays a third of what he used to on coffee.

>>12096480
He (probably you) got only two replies and none of them in an aggressive tone. Try harder.

>>12084585
>bothering

>>12084585
me

>>12083918
kek that's a very big cup of coffee

>>12086734
Wow, how are you holding up, weathering against the absolute savagery of these responses to your post?

>>12083921
One time i lived an entire week just of my husbands cum.

>>12099293
ppsssst, I know who you are. Praise sipus