/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12081760

I try not to. It's uncomfortable and shit gets everywhere.

https://pastebin.com/fa4zCXVa

My gf and I have car picnics sometime. We'll drive out to the overlook and open the back of my SUV and eat some shitty food while watching the sunset.

>>12081760
Yeah, that's me. I'm a busy guy. Always have somewhere to go. When I get there I have to get things done, so on the journey I take the time to enjoy some educational podcasts and eat my meals. Live every moment, that's my advice.

>>12081772
>Sources wiki and youtube

kek

>>12081772
>Sources
>Youtube

>>12081772
Go back to /fit/, retard.

>>12081780
loser

yeah every day

>>12081772
holy shit, that asian looks so fkin good. oh my god. If that ain't the future, then count me out.

>>12081760
Only on road trips, but I haven't been on one of those in years. I do smoke and drink vodka in my car every day, for what it's worth.

>>12081760
Only when I'm alone and therefore too ashamed to eat inside. At uni I always ate in the car park.

>>12081760
>ywn get to suck skylar's feminine penis

>>12081760
Is the one on the left trans too? Cause that might work for me

>>12081772
AGP is just a bigot's term, stop this or own up to it

>>12082470
yes, but sorry, she's mine

>>12081786
I mean that's where these people come from

>>12082450
>>12082470
she's pretty hot but she cant have your children so no deal

>>12081959
She would look good if she hadn't gotten that horrible botched nose job

>>12081760
Do teen girls really talk about that?

>>12082478
There's two holes now, right? Nonissue

>>12081760
Yeah, when I eat a utility meal I just wolf it in my car. But never something I'm going to really enjoy or have been looking forward to.

Also holy fuck that trannie body. Literal barrel mode

>>12082479
>>12082484
who cares if she can have children when she can suck like a vacuum

>>12081772
stop baiting faggot.

>>12082479
imagine caring about bringing children into a literally dying world.

hope you don't kill yourself before your fascist overlords dictate you're no white enough.

this is now a skylar thread

>>12082480
I can see what you mean, but let's be real. You are fucking tripping if this isn't a 10/10.

>>12082542
I know what an asian nose is, being asian myself. The nose in the previous picture looks like an accident in the operating room. She looks deformed and could probably get a nice settlement in court for that. Sorry for having eyes.

>>12082563
>>12082542
hang on a sec, we're talking about different images. I just saw the top left and thought you meant that one.

>>12082563
Now this is good larp.

pm;y on roadtrips. especially bucees because they have decent bbq and sandwiches and no seating. i'll sometimes pop the tailgate and sit in the back but other times i'll just eat while i'm driving.

>>12082567
top left is a fucking tragedy. don't ever talk to me about that gross bitch again

>>12082573
>only on road trips
dat hand positioning.

>>12082574
I mean can you blame me for thinking you meant top left though? Wh*teoids just see azn features and start fantasizing about some antiquated submissive oriental chinadoll trope regardless of how attractive or not. So when I see someone sperging about "omg so hawt" I just assume the worst. You've done it before and you'll do it again

>>12082520
Yeah better wait until the world is 80% niggers and your niggers overlords kill you for not begin black enough

>>12082577
Ok roastie

>>12082627
>someone questioned my taste in women so it must be a female
I can tell you don't actually think that though because if you did think I was female you'd be sperging all over the place and trying to flirt with me

We can therefore assume you have no argument

>>12081772
Farrah moan isn't a tr*nny
>>12081760
god he's a little porker now

>>12081760
For a second, just imagine how sad OPs. Life is.
!>watches normie tv
>loves men who pretend to be women and are fatties to boot
>spams the most obscure cooking board on the planet with his pathetic fetish
>cares if people eat in their cars

f to pay respects. This is the post of a dying man. OP I won't even bother to tell you to kill yourself, you're clearly on the way out. Also, everythings is better with a touch of sage.

>>12081760
Good god that thing is ugly

>>12081760
lol what is this i love it

>>12081772
oof

>>12081760
Car?

>>12082450
males in 2019 look like THAT?

>>12082872

>>12081760
I hope you eventually realize why we're using technology to control our biology and evolution

>>12081760
>Skinny blonde jew has a fat ugly jewish mexican mutt to make him look more like a woman by comparison
Hey that's something real women do, they're learning

>>12082853
this is why you always check your girl's apartment for pads and plugs. if she ain't bleedin', she ain't a real woman

>>12082525
nice too bad the dick is gone

>>12082872
Literally no reason not to turn gay if thats the case.

>>12081760
>Do you ever eat in your car?
well, I sort of live in my car so I have no real choice

>>12082877
Why is it teasing with the skimpy clothes? I want to see it nekkid. So I can laugh at it because I’m not a homo ok? I just think it would be funny.

>>12082478
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

>>12082624
I for one welcome such a world

>>12081772
Kill yourself bigot.

>>12081760
I eat my breakfast in my car on the way to work because I get up too late to allow time to eat at home.

sage this tranny off topic garbage. you faggots belong on /tv/

>>12082994
Please tell more. I'm intrigued. What led you to this and what's your daily routine like?

yeah, mostly to leave the office for an hour or so. put the seat back, put on my favorite conservative radio station, and enjoy some mcdonalds

>>12081780
What kind of drug makes someone say some shit like "live every moment". Jesus.

>>12083330
Optimism.

>>12083330
usually being a housewife will do it

I drink a protein shake on my way to work every morning

>>12081772
bottom right middle wood berry

>>12081772
let's be honest here, the left ones do it for attention and the right ones do it for pleasure, you can tell by the amount of effort they put to actually pass off as a woman. ever wonder why freaks like the lkeft one always want to lower standards and "debate" what it means to be a woman and shit?

>>12083383
Hahahaha

only when I don't want my wife to know that I ate something I should have when I was sad.

>>12083333
The words optimism and delusion are interchangeable.

>>12082478
>she

>>12083426

>>12081773
Aw =3
That is some heartwarming shit right there anon.

>>12083454
The words your mom and my dick are interchangeable

>>12083426
I'm sorry anon
I hope you and your wife are ok

>>12083459
>she screams in silence

>>12084457
>sources
>some youtube videos and a section of a wikipedia article
authoritative indeed

>>12082496
>She

>>12084483
>She's figured out

>>12081760
yes, at sonic.

>>12081760
>those man hands
why does skylar think he passes?

>>12082482
>girls

>>12084474
if it fits its true

>>12083454
In two years, he could crush her skull.

would love to face fuck her

>>12084641
Not in today's high BPA and phytoestrogen diet.

now what the heck is dilation?

>>12084983

>>12081760

why is that fat indian guy obsessed with vaginas?

>>12084996

>>12084965
good point

>>12084983
>>12084996
when they cut your pee pee off they make a hole that has to be kept dilated or else it will contract like an ear piercing and no more hole

>>12084996
but what's a teratoma?

>>12085247
I just googled it

>>12082478
how is she a dude? >>12082478

>>12081760
sometimes. I more often bring the food home and eat there though

>>12085271
*spends $1000 to change a tail light*

>>12085283
you're confusing this with a german car

>>12085267
she's not. she used to be a little boygirl, i guess

No, I associate the car with an environment that requires constant attention. Eating in your car is not comfy.
I'd rather pull over and eat my food while sitting on a park bench or smn.

>>12082450
The face and hairline gives him away

>>12085730
not to be pedantic, but that is not a him/he/male anymore it has had it's penis removed , so technically that individual is a neutral being neither male of female , it does however have a female appearance, so would be classified at a glance as female, if you ask it chooses the female identity

>>12085759
so it's neuter?

>>12085790
even more extreme than that

it doesn't have the beans AND the franks

>>12085837
So it's barbie doll?

>>12083330
hope

>>12086628
It’s more like a realdoll that self cleans and you can ride in the HOV lane without getting fined

>>12084457
they probably think exactly the same, but only half can pull it off

>>12086642
>real doll
A plastic...orifice?

>>12082482
>he doesn't know

>>12082573
You plebeian Texas fag. Buckees is like a white trash playground

>>12086724
Wrong!

The West is fucking done for isn't it bros? ;_;

>>12087904
no, the west has always gone through struggles, but it's structured in a way that the problems can be solved. stop being a defeatist.

>>12087904
It has been since the 70s.

NGL I'd facefuck Skylar

>this entire thread

>>12082478
Literal la croix boi

>>12082478
looks a bit like a masculine version of my ex, i'm slightly disturbed

>>12087904
The USA most definitely are.

>>12086724
>triggered by a gas station
based retard coastie.

>>12085005
show bob and vagene

>>12082903
kek.

My work doesn't allow us to bring bags or boxes into the building, so I often pack my lunch in an igloo cooler and then eat in my car and listen to the radio, or I'll go out somewhere and bring it back to the parking lot and eat in my car because I don't want to risk being late in traffic.

>>12084457
Damn, that right side grouping got my peepee hard. No homo!

>>12083115
>conservative radio station
oof, I guess if you're listening ironically for the laughs, but other than that just oof.

>>12083115
>conservative radio station
>i get my NPC script written while I fuel muh cells
Good goy! Now go report some one to the FBI for critcising zog.

>>12081760
On long road trips. Long being more than 3 hour drive one way

>>12084474
lol that's hilarious

>>12085283
poorfag pls go and stay go

>>12081760
I don't have a car.

>>12085730
so do the hands

>>12091372
The bus then

>>12090712
>so I often pack my lunch in an igloo cooler
muh nigga

Glad to read someone else doing this.

>>12081760
Lynchian

>>12081760
I don't have a car

look at those perky fat cow tits on brown girl

i can definitely imagine driving my cock up her tits and feeling my balls sag along her warm, soft skin as my glans gets moistened by her mouth

mmm

dont get me wrong, i wouldnt marry her and i probably wouldnt go down on her but boy would i take that heffer for a ride in the hay

>>12092250
*pops your path*

>>12084996
Speedrunning is the most degenerate community known to man

>>12084641
>he thinks Boyfights is real
Worked

>>12092250
kek... you're in for a surprise nigga

>>12092415
Explain.

>>12083330
I get the strong feeling that you're wasting your life. Stop that.

>>12082478

>>12092487
Gender norms are societally harmful and will be abolished soon enough.

>>12083115
>hairpin turn
>extra value meal splatters into passenger

>>12093513
i don't think they're meant to be used while driving

>>12093510
Degenerate mess.

>>12081760
Lel

>>12085759
They/them is the gender neutral pronouns not ‘it’

>>12093668
They are both dudes, there's no discussion involved.
If I graft feathers to body and start living in a bird cage it doesn't make a parrot.

>>12083330
Cafe Paris

>>12083115
Bahaah conservative radio station is this dude for real

>>12081760
only if im not driving and its some that wont make a mess like french fries but i try not to so my car doesn't get too dirty

>>12082479
not everyone wants kids and for some people thats a benefit

>>12093683
Good thing gender isn't the same thing as species

>>12094805
If I cut off your dick that doesn't make you a girl either

>>12094958
You're right, all you need to do is identify as a girl to be one

>>12093507
that image doesn't mean what you think it does, it's a reaction to >she posters

>>12093510
Why are they dressed in such outdated styles?

>>12096236
Given that's an /fa/ meetup, I'll let you decide.

>>12081780
>posts on 4chan
>advises living every moment

>>12093498
And you're living your moment by talking shit to an anonymous post?

>>12082520
>into a literally dying world

Oh shit you're so deep and edgy bro

>>12083115
based

>>12081768
>It's uncomfortable and shit gets everywhere.
this

>>12081760
Imagine the smell.

>>12092463
Imagine being a women in the restroom and all of these things come in.

>>12081760
That thing is built like a fridge.

The most I'll eat in my car is a doughnut or something. If I'm going to get a McD's or something I'll park and eat in the restaurant.

>>12084996
this has to be fake, right? i refuse to believe this to be true

>>12082478
whoa it just hit me, those are both traps

really hot

I eat every single lunchtime meal in my car during the workweek with a podcast or standup radio playing in the background. Otherwise I need to sit inside the restaurant and listen to my podcast on headphones or go back to work and be constantly interrupted on my break.

Sometimes I wont even order food and just have a 30 minute nap in my car. I have 3 or 4 secluded spots nearby that I rotate through in case somebody starts to find me suspicious.

Gay detected

>>12082478
that's a castrated kid, not a "she"

>>12087904
day of the rope won't be gentle with your kind, spineless cuck

>>12082478
>>12082496
>>12082525
Yummo

>>12081760
yeah. it sucks tho cause theres always security guards everywhere.

>>12085029
>>12085055
>>12085247
>>12092421
>>12099050
pretty sure it's fake: https://gamesdonequick.com/rules

>>12083333
sorry, autocorrect.

i meant Opium.

>>12081760
why does her face bother me so much?

>>12081773

>>12081773

>>12103077
It's not a her. It's a gelded boy.

>>12081773
Why not good food? Me and the wife grab a baguette and some jamon, homemade fig jam, and La Tur for our road trips

>>12082877

its over

>>12082877
>>12082525

Where do I find a gf like this?

>>12105384
Sounds like she's cucking you.

>>12105801
Like a daughter

>>12085267
Genetics and hard non-social science

>>12085759
No it's a castrated male that's been a thing for eons just now are we deciding that means it's something else

>>12083330
prozac

>>12085759
>>12106413
Eunuchs are "its" like trannies are "its", but it's not because of some identity bullshit, it's because they don't deserve to be counted among humans.

trannies are mentally ill. have some compassion and just put them out of their misery already

>>12106413
Castration is the removal of testicles, not penis.

>>12093527
only if you are a bitch

>Any girl thats ugly is a tranny
There are alot of closeted faggots ITT.

>>12093507
He's blocking the >she >her posters you fucking retard newfag

>>12093683
No it makes you a nut job. Is this guy for real?

>>12097881
Same as anal sex but I bet you get fucked out enough.

>>12083068
>*Record scratch*
>So yeah
>That's me
>You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>Well, it all started when I began experimenting with tranny porn

What is dilation?

>>12106787
In normal people speak it something becoming wider, like your Pupils. In lefty millennial faggot speak it's putting a dildo or buttplug into the hole where you penis used to be to stop the wound from repairing.

>>12083367
I don't say garbage like that, fuck you, guy.

>>12083388
Stephanknee? Dude....

>>12093683
Parrots don't want to live in cages you fucking idiot. They are the most intelligent birds and find being restricted to a cage incredibly frustrating. Read more Angelou.

>>12103000
Dilation is not fake.

>>12107002
How do you know?
You're just making shit up, who made you Lord of the parrots?

>>12106673
Hearty kek.

>>12106688
fag

>>12107594
I know you are, but what am I?

>>12081760
I always eat in my car when at work, because i don't have any friends there and the car is so comfy where i can listen to my headphones at max volume without anyone caring.

>>12081773
>mfw i've never eaten with anyone in my car

This only proves that /ck/ has god-awful janitors/mods and I love it.

>>12106787
It's when a transsexual man has their penis and testicles removed and "becomes" a woman. Then some Thailand witch doctor with a "degree" reverses it into a vagina and whispers his magic into it. Then, for the rest of the kurbunkleganngerwomerner's life, they have the shove the kurbunkle into their krushunkaldikerdur, only then can they become a kurdernkershurkerhanklemarkerderk, then they can eat pie and have sex with a straight man.

>>12107856
For all the petty unnecessary bans I've gotten for having the wrong opinion about someone's favorite food or booze, at least we get something in return

>>12105272
wasnt talking about the blond. Is the other a man as well?

>>12107939
They're both trans.

>>12107855
I haven’t been in a car at all since June 2018

>>12081760
I eat in my work truck
but I usually try to go to the local mall where they have a huge food court

>>12099379
That's pretty good.

>>12081760
I have an /ourgirl/'s frosty in the car by my grandmother's grave every month or two.

>>12109613
What's a frosty?

>>12110702
milkshake from wendy's

amir doesn't deserve jazz. I do.

>>12110737
Amir ran away.

>>12101024
This is 4chan, kiddo. We all know how traps are made and that they are biologically male. I feel like you're legitimately butthurt about traps and need to post something along the lines of "hurr durr reely boy" every time one is posted because the venting helps you hold back the tears. /pol/dditors are such babies.

>>12105801
>lol look guys i learned the word "cuck" today

>>12110785
Nice

>>12110713
I think I went to a Wendys once in the 1990s but I don’t remember much about it other than that I was afraid of getting sick there

>>12081760
Don't like to. But will if on a road trip.
If i am less than 10 minutes from my house ill wait. But if it's 30 minutes or more. Yeah ill eat it in the car.
Just don't like the car smelling like fast food.
>sonic
>burger king
have the worst after smells. They linger for a while. I feel like i should shower after eating either of those.

>>12081760
The degenerate jazzposters have spread to my /ck/
im ok with this
also >cntrl + f "lynch"
>only 1 result
for shame

>>12083330
amphetamines or pain relievers

>>12112481
I suggest amphetamines or pain relievers

>>12107880
Actually astonishingly based and excruciatingly redpilled.

>>12093668
Only if you actually believe in the metaphorical diarrhea tumblr spews nonstop, or you think you're living in 17th century England. Either option means you're mentally ill.

>>12094967
Fun fact: British several women-only prisons has male rapists serving their sentence there, because they claim to identify as women.
I hope you people are proud of yourselves for causing this to happen.

>>12106679
So grafting feathers to your body means you're nuts, but wanting to chop your dick off means you're sane?
Excuse me while I laugh.

>>12112769
>So grafting feathers to your body means you're nuts, but wanting to chop your dick off means you're sane?
None of them just want to chop their dick off. They want a vagina instead. Medical technology isn't quite there yet, and it's really only currently intended for the ones who have pretty bad dysphoria where not having it done is worse, but it'll probably get there eventually. It's a normal reaction seeing how crude the medical side of it can be sometimes, but the answer isn't to bash trannies and halt all progress in that medical field.

>>12099379
Is that borat?

>>12112776
>Medical technology isn't quite there yet
It never will be. You can't create a working vagina and it will never feel like one. Just like with a phantom limb your brain will still think you have a dick even if it's mutilated and jammed inside of you.

>>12112825
Calm down, we just want to fuck traps. You don’t have to chop off your dick, you should have thought about this earlier in life, like before puberty

>>12112769
>but wanting to chop your dick off means you're sane?
I have never read anything as stupid as this in my entire life. The penis was never there to begin with it was just a social construct of oppression manufactured by right-wing Nazis, Zionists and Trump supporters. The Surgery is just to reveal the true Vagina which is hidden in this godforsaken fascist reality/time-line. Having been with 3 women who were unluckily born with Penis’s and the latter being my wife I think I’m better placed than you to tell what's crazy or sane and you Sir are Crazy, Sad and PATHETIC. One day you might grow up and who knows have the chance of being with a real WOMAN, yeah I said it a REAL WOMAN!!! But I doubt that as you're just a stupid little immature binary CIS gendered person. I bid you a fair day and hope you can be saved from the nightmare you call (you)r Life. Sad.

>>12112896
>>12112896
This, SO much.

>>12081780

>>12112769
Prison roasties getting toastie

>>12112825
>>12112776
Medical technology will only reach that point where you can put your geneto-feminized braincase into an XX female shell

>>12112929
Install Geneto

>>12112929
I'm pretty sure that would create more problems than it would solve. I would be fucking freaked out if I was transplanted into a body I wasn't born with.

>>12112942
>I would be fucking freaked out if I was transplanted into a body I wasn't born with.
Now you know how a trans person feels.

>>12112948
No. They have the body they were born with. That body is what they are.

>>12112948
Well maybe they should stop cutting their cocks off

>>12112948
>>12112910
>>12112896
>>12112837
>>12112776

>>12112825
>It never will be.
Dunno about that. Haven't we already grown ears? Obviously a vagina is a lot more complicated but I don't think it's impossible.

>Just like with a phantom limb your brain will still think you have a dick even if it's mutilated and jammed inside of you.
Well the difference is that those people are supposedly already having phantom limb issues when they have the dick because their brain is saying it should be a vagina.

>>12112960
>>12112955
>>12112968
Wow,just wow. This aint the 90's and elvis aint number one on the iTunes chart anymore. Get a life granddads.

>>12081780
Winner

>>12112983
Trannies are a fad. The kids will grow up, the mentals will suicide. In five years transplaining genderkin will be scorned similar to how modern day retards LARPing as goths, emos, and hippies are.

>>12113003
>replying seriously to a troll post

>>12113032
>replying seriously to a troll post

>>12113046
>damage limitation

>>12083115
everyone's talking shit but this looks cozy

>>12093510
Name my band

>>12113162
Ichy Trigger Finger Niggas

>>12113162
All your family will be raped and eaten by dinosaurs unless you choose one of these guys to wife. Who be it?

>>12113246
For me it's five. With a wig and plenty of Soy I reacon I could make a convincing bitch out of him.
No Homo.

>>12113139
For an incel

>>12113275
>La 4chin Buzzword of the moment
25 likes and I'll post a photo of me in a Bikini.

>>12081768
>>12097881
>shit gets everywhere
Have you tried eating like an adult?

>>12107854
I listen to the radio during my lunch hour. My seats are more comfortable than the ones in the teachers' lounge, and I do not have to talk to people. I'm not antisocial, I just need a 1 hour break after 8 ours of dealing with stupid children and even stupider adults.

>>12081773
You'd probably have ~20 likes if this was posted today.

>>12114859
>Have you tried eating like an adult?
You mean at the dining room table with a proper place setting? Yes, that's how I eat every meal.

> I'm not antisocial
Perhaps not, but you're a fucking disgusting car eater. I shudder to think at how rarely you bathe or wash your clothes if you can't even master eating like a proper human being. When was the last time your disgusting ass did laundry or brushed your teeth?

fucking disgusting slobs deserve the rope....

>>12112974
>Haven't we already grown ears
Only the outwards parts. Not the stuff inside that acutally makes you able to hear shit. And an actual, self lubricating vagina is not going to happen any time soon, if at all.

>>12082917
Post-ops use pads though.

>>12082903
that's not a mexican jew, that's a Palestinian

only if I'm out with friends late & the closest place open doesn't have the dining room open

>>12081760
wait a fucking minute. is the chick next to /jazz/ a guy too?

>>12117441
what the fuck

>>12093513
Thats pretty based and redpilled though.

>tfw no qt Skylar gf

>>12081760
Jazz has set her sights on transitioning into a Blue whale now.

>>12081773
I used to do that with my old gf, near the river or beach. Then I'd park in the woods and we would fuck in the backseat. The best fucking memories of my life.

>>12081760

Time for you fags to go back.

>>12119127
Grow the fuck up.

>>12117441
Congrats, ur ghey

>>12081760
No but I eat potafot cov eff ijbe i inbed potato chips in bed