/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Surprised it’s not taken off in the States. I’d demolish those. But fat sandwiches are close enough

>>12079286
I see no appeal to fries on bread.

>>12079300
It's actually chips between bread.
Fries are thinner.

chip buddy is the correct name

>>12079348
Fries come in varying thicknesses. Shoestring fries vs steak fries, for example.

>>12079407
Do steak fries have steak in them?

>>12079348
OP's pic has fries.

>>12079421
Here then

>>12079286
Do europoors really eat this?

>>12079437
Imagine the smell of their shits after eating this

>>12079450
This thread makes me want to re up my FPH folder

>>12079479
FPH?
I just have an imagine the smell folder.

>>12079416
Wait till you try Taco Bell rattlesnake fries woah buddy

>>12079450
Oi ya gut a liocense for those oinkers

>>12079555
Checked and kek

>>12079286
I read somewhere that gays eat one before anal sex?

>>12079594
you would know faggot

>>12079577
Are those fat women having trouble figuring out how to get on a bicycle? Is exercise blocked from their minds that entirely?

>>12079300
The sauce combined with the margarine and the saltiness of the chips makes you forget you want to kill yourself for a time as you are transported back to the still bleak yet hopeful days of childhood yearly fish and chip nights with your vicious family, a momentary truce as everyone assembles around the dinner table and the Livia Soprano tier matriarch with undiagnosed personality disorders which make the home feel like a constant psychological warzone where no one can trust anyone and everyone is constantly attempting to sabotage and degrade and muckrake each other while forming unstable alliances temporarily finds herself at peace as she stuffs her fat fucking face and everyone can relax a bit knowing the source of all the misery is comforted and satiated for now

>>12079726

>>12079286
The best can only be made with chips from the chip shop, standard white bread, butter, salt and malt vinegar.

Every other variation is just inferior.

>>12079577
>imagine the smell on those seats

>>12079726
Unbelievably based and alarmingly redpilled post.

>>12079450
These are bong, aren't they? Bong 'women' are so fucking hideous.

>>12079348
Fuck you, bong cunt.

>>12080032
Looks aside, imagine the smell of their shits after a night of drinking and kebabs.

>ketchup
eat shit

>>12080097
The unfortunate creature in the foreground - is it male or female? What kind of skin disease is that?

>>12080118
It's Irish.

>>12079300
I'm utterly convinced that the majority of this board don't know why french fries are called what they are.

>>12079286
Looks like shit

>>12079286
Fucking delicious. Will bring you back from the dead if you've been up all night partying. Fresh bread rolls, butter, tomato sauce and a mountain of chips from the fish and chip shop, you can revive a room full of drunk people for $20. If you deep fry your own chips even better tbqh

>>12080097
girls shits always smell worse because they hold all their farts and shits in longer than men. before shits these british chicks fat assholes smell like fisherman's wharf at low tide, after smells like a decomposing mexicans rectum

>>12079292
It’s pretty popular in Biloxi MS

Patrician food, along with the fish finger butty.

>>12079286
cringey. this sounds like something invented for war rationing and popularized through said nostalgia

>>12079437
What? Too healthy for ya, fat boy?

>>12080287
>this sounds like something invented for war rationing and popularized through said nostalgia
And you'd be completely wrong, ignoramus.

>>12080097
Christ, htf do bongs rank so much lower on the obesity scale than the US? Almost everyone in that pic is 30+ bmi!

>>12080362
>Christ, htf do bongs rank so much lower on the obesity scale than the US?

They don't. I suspect your data is old.

>>12080118
Looks like she got red wine on her clothes and leg

>>12080383
As of 2019 the US ranks 12th most obese and United Kingdom isn't even top 25.

http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/most-obese-countries/

>>12079286
Where are the chips? There are fries on that

>>12080541
And yet their teeth is still horrendous and they’re butt ugly.

>>12080097
are you implying that there is shit that smells good?

>>12080609
Pretty sure UK teeth are healthier. They're just yellower and fuglier because cosmetic stuff isn't covered.

>>12079726

>>12079353
Based and buddypilled

>>12079286
https://fact.cat/which-country-consumes-the-most-baked-beans/

About what I expect from the country that thinks canned baked beans should be eaten 4 meals a day.

>>12080282
>yorkshire tea
is that you, spiffing brit?

>>12080282
>imagine the grease
bruh why are simple things so much more appetizing than gourmet shit

>>12079286
vile

>>12080056
t.angry shitskin

>>12079726
Jesus anon, you just teleported me back to when I would cover myself with blanket to blend in with my overall insignificance. Please meme more responsibly.

>>12079286
I love one at least once a month but I'm English.

>>12079353
No it's really fucking not.

>>12080609
yup, which is why all your women want to fuck us, stay mad fatfag

>>12079286
Why not just eat the fries with ketchup and some buttered bread on the side if you want bread that badly. It doesn't seem like it would be a good sandwich.

>>12079286
absolutely solid
>t. aussie poorfag where this is common

>>12079450
Oooof that is the high queen slag in the middle there. No wonder shes eating doner instead of getting railed.

>>12079437
Kiwis do

>>12079286
It's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard of. Even dumber than those dirt cakes broke ass haitians eat. God damnit I hate you bongs.

>>12079286
I respect frites and mayonnaise more than this crap