/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12078838
just get from a place that does delivery or use uber eats or door dash or something

>>12078838
get a bike, I get take out from dominos all the time

>>12078856
I'm in the middle of nowhere, and they don't deliver to my location at all. No delivery whatsoever. It's an 8 minute drive and 4 hour walk. I might make that 4 hour walk sometime soon. I have people who tell me "oh yeah we go there all the time" or have them tell me "oh yeah we got some yesterday after you talked about it".

I'm not the only one without a license, just the only one nobody will get pizza for.

>>12078864
Learn to make pizza. It's much easier than loaves.

>>12078885
I don't have a kitchen..I should kill myself

>>12078864
I'd get you pizza, fren.

>>12078864
Get a bike?

>be me
stopped reading there

>>12078838
why is your life so sad, anon?

Get a moped. You sound like a fag anyways

>>12078906
I don't, but it's still a 1hr 30 minute ride, better I guess, but it's actually dangerous out here. I'm gonna have to get pizza or get bodysnatched doing it.

>>12078895
thanks

>>12078919
It's been this way for a long time

>>12078930
blow it our your ass

>>12078946
Are you smol?

>>12078965
61 inches tall

>>12078946

>>12078970
wtf that's tiny

>>12078864
Your just fucking retarded. Living in the middle of nowhere without any transportation is unbelievably stupid. I don't know how you even live

>>12078990
I still need my pizza regardless of size. Yes, I am a skeleton.

>>12078996
eat shit and die

>8 minute drive
>4 hour walk
explain

>>12078838
>$5000
start lurking /o/ and buy a shitbox
insurance will be lower too

Fuck Pizza Hut. I ordered one last night and it took two and a half GOD DAMN HOURS to get here. I don't blame the driver, because they were the only driver on duty. My local Pizza Hut is so GOD DAMN STUPID, they only work one driver on SATURDAY FUCKING NIGHT.

>>12079000
Your life is completely meaningless

>>12079021
highways probably

>>12078946
>Middle of nowhere
>Dangerous
Are there skinwalkers or other /x/ type innawoods shit on your block?

>>12079049
What the fuck do you mean highways probably? I refuse to believe there is anywhere in the world that has its infrastructure designed that poorly.

>>12079060
nigga, I don't know what kinda shithole op lives in. I'm just responding because I'm bored.

>>12079041
Not much they can do if they don't have drivers applying, or if the ones they do have don't have availability. Pretty sure there's certain requirements for drivers that a lot of people don't meet. I heard to drive for PJ's you have to have 1 year clean driving record and 2 yrs driving experience. Might just pay better to be an Uber or Lyft driver too.

>>12078838
>>paying monthly for insurance $100+, spending money on gas $20+, and buying a decent car $5000+ just to get some fast food
>>nobody offers to get me some even though I have tons of money to spare and would pay for their gas
Well which one is it. You have plenty of money or not?

>>12078946
>>12078864
Stupid excuses and lying bullshit. Fake news OP.
There's nowhere you live that it's only an "8 minute drive" yet they don't deliver. I know for a fact that small town Pizza Huts deliver in a 5 mile radius unless the radius is intercepted by another Pizza Hut.
Furthermore, there's nowhere that you live that's both out in the middle of fucking nowhere AND is too dangerous to ride your bike. Unless you're afraid of getting mugged by raccoons, you pathetic whiny piece of shit.

>>12079021
OP is an over-exaggerating cunt and probably a fat faggot that walks at a speed of a few meters per hour.

I'm glad we figured out that op is a deceptive fatty

>>12079021
thats what google maps says

>>12079027
>spending any amount of money to get cheap pizza once every couple of months

>>12079060
>>12079097
>>12079109
you're a fucking idiot go fucking kill yourself im only 110 pounds you retard fucks.


>>12079054
where i live is known for high crime and people disappearing at night

>>12079041
that sucks but your pizzahut just sucks. the one by me is a bit to greasy compared to where i lived before

>>12078890
>I don't have a vehicle
>I live isolated from society
>I don't have a kitchen
>I have an internet connection
>use it to bitch and fish for attention

Well don't let us stop you from killing yourself. Great thread, OP

>>12079229
your welcome, i wont

>>12079229
kek

>>12079222
>110 pounds
>mfw I could curl you with two hands

>>12079277
How many fucking hands do you have?

>>12079303
kek

>>12079222
You're fatter than me. I'm 5'7", ~120

A cool dude carried me around yesterday.

You sound like a fucking leech OP. When you get a car you'll discover all the things you can do besides get fast food. You can take girls home and fuck them

>>12079496
>you're fatter than me
>weighs more

>>12079517
>leech
>paying people is leeching
>I've gotten nothing from anyone except for 1

>>12079520
I'm taller.

>>12078838
have you actually directly asked any of these people if they'd get you food and you'll reimburse them? or just made passing remarks and hoped someone would pick up on your intentions?

>>12079550
I'm leaner, flabbykins

>>12079551
They laugh at me when I ask

>>12079560
make better friends

>>12079557
You have a higher BMI. Can your ribcage be used as a musical instrument? I like to tap my fingernails on my sternum xD

Why do people live in the middle of nowhere, I can literally walk less than a mile to like 9 pizza places including a papa johns and a pizza hut

>>12079580
They get more house/land for the money. My cousin and her husband bought a rural farmhouse and his commute isn't any longer than when they were in a city, because traffic.was so thick.

>>12079591
then OP should make the most of his land, plant the wheat, tomatoes, veggies and get a cow for the cheese and meats

>>12079614
The dwarf already said he doesn't have a kitchen, so I doubt he has much land.

Cows aren't magic milk machines. You need to constantly impregnate them and kill the calves unless you have infinite planets for storing them.

Manual grain cultivation isn't practical.

You can get a decent crop of tomatoes from a pretty small garden. Would likely cost more than buying paste in bulk if it's only for sauce. My mom won't let me get the big cans at costco, only the boxes of tiny cans.

>>12078864
>don't deliver
>8 minute drive
What the fuck are you talking about? That's as close as it gets for most delivery.

>>12079222
>8 minute drive
>13 minutes
Pick one.

>>12078838
get a bicycle (or motorcyle or scooter)

>>12079571
>I'm leaner
>YOU HAVE A HIGHER BMI
Are you retarded
Have you ever been to the gym in your life? Muscle is thinner and heavier than fat. So yes, I can play the tango on my rib cage dipshit.

>>12079580
They are into beastiality/rape and are enticed by all the bears and shit that might fuck them out there.

>>12079222
who cares how long jewgle says it will take, get walking retard it cant be more than 2 hours

>>12078838
>>nobody offers to get me some even though I have tons of money to spare and would pay for their gas
Aside from the fact that grubhub and ubereats exist, why not save some of that and get a car?

>>12079980
He already said he can't drive.

>>12079987
Why tho, if it's just a licence thing then he should man up and get one.

>>12078838
probably a mistake you present it as covering the gas if you want them to drive you to a store and you mean to pay them for it

3mph is slow for walking and 90mph is pretty fucking fast driving, door to door. you sure about those numbers, it has to be a hell of a detour you're taking to avoid an interstate or something

>>12080067
There is no other right but walking along the side of the highway