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>be me, 3 years old
>parents left bottle of tabasco sauce on the counter
>mistake it for ketchup
>instinctively chug entire bottle of tabasco sauce
>never had spicy food before, begin to freak out as a burning sensation engulfs my mouth
>mfw it won't go away

>> No.12069881

>>12069878
why would you want to drink an entire bottle of ketchup?

>> No.12069893

>>12069881
he didnt drink ketchup retard it was tabasco did you even read the post?

>> No.12069896
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>>12069881

>> No.12069897

>>12069893
You seem gay, btw

>> No.12069907

>>12069897
thanks for the you, even if it was just to call me gay (im not)

>> No.12069912

>>12069881
Why would he pretend to have the wherewithall to drink an entire bottle of tabasco at three years old, remember it, and post it as a greentext?

>> No.12069915

>>12069878
forgot to add
>present day
>I now chug entire bottles of semen for a living
by the way I'm gay if that matters

>> No.12069917

>>12069893
Learn to read moron, he wanted to drink a whole bottle of ketchup, the fact it was actually tobasco is irrelevant.

>> No.12069918

>>12069893
Even if it WAS ketchup, which it wasn't, why would you want to drink it?

>> No.12069919
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>>12069878
>be 3 years old
>dad makes burger
>puts green ketchup on it
>cry and eat candy cigarettes instead

>> No.12069921

>>12069912
why would he say it wasn't spicy until after he drank the whole bottle?

>> No.12069929

>>12069907
this is not me

>> No.12069936

Anons, don't argue with sleepy people; it's probably 3 A.M. at that anon's time,
It is like arguing with a passive drunkard, you'll never make sense with them nor can really talk to them.

>> No.12069942

>>12069918
>>12069917
mmmm tasty tasty (you)s

>> No.12069990

>>12069893
He was going to drink an entire bottle of ketchup though

>> No.12070015

>>12069990
thanks for the (you) retard

>> No.12070062

>>12069990
potentially healthier than soda though

>> No.12070104

>>12069893
based and redpilled

>> No.12071610

>>12069878
>>12069881
>>12069893
Samefag

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>>12071610
liar

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>>12071626
>720p

>> No.12071869

>>12069878
You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.12071878

>>12071865
>492x491

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The overall iq of this thread must be negative

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>>12071896
After your post, definitely.