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Right

>> No.12065920

pan hot

>> No.12065927

buttah

>> No.12065932

Mushrooms

>> No.12065935

jamie oliver is a better cook

>> No.12065938

just LIGHTLY season that

>> No.12065948

>>12065935
Cunt

>> No.12065981

it SMELLS

>> No.12065994

in

>> No.12066025

>>12065994
CREDIBLE

>> No.12066036

>>12066025
RIGHT

>> No.12066050

>>12065935
OI yew fakin

>> No.12066051

>>12065920
pan so hot could fry an egg

>> No.12066055

olive oil

>> No.12066058

>>12066051
SMOKY

>> No.12066060

Perfect, just like that

>> No.12066062

Now

>> No.12066066

in

>> No.12066283

Season

>> No.12066293

flip

>> No.12066321

salt
pepper

>> No.12066325

Boom

>> No.12066335
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12066335

>>12065792
Left

>> No.12066337

MOIST

>> No.12066344

Now it has that _______

>> No.12066348

>>12065792
Your burger is a fucking disgrace you hack

>> No.12066350

fuck me

>> No.12066358

Now

>> No.12066372

>>12065792
christ, jesus, christ, god, christ, fuck me, christ, right, wow, christ, wow, right, shit, christ, wow

>> No.12066388

Off the heat

>> No.12066392

Done

>> No.12066400

lamb sauce lol

>> No.12066407

>>12065935
For the viewer at home, quite possibly.

Oliver focuses on fast food and budget recipes. His 15 minute meals and 30 minute meals series are outstanding. He doesn't fuck about on there.

His downfall is being a patronizing food nazi when he sells products with his name and face on loaded with salt and sugar.

>> No.12066464

>>12065935
Jamie Oliver is a better cook. In fact, he's amazing. He always makes extraordinary dishes. And his fresh olive oil use is superb. You can almost taste his unbelievably good cooking when watching his (stud) cooking. You can amazingly see how fresh and perfect ingredients his are. They are always magnificent. And when the handsome Jamie Oliver does his astonishing cooking you can unbelievably almost taste his suberb tremendous marvelous food just by woundrously looking his wonderful stunning food and unbelievably good cooking on your staggeringly stupendous tv.

>> No.12066477

>>12066464
Jools go take care of Blackberry and Nectarine or whatever the fuck your kids are called.

>> No.12066487
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12066487

>>12066477
Kek

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>>12066477

>> No.12067361

LITERALLY in

>> No.12067383

>>12065935
>>12066464
I can't think of Jamie Oliver without thinking of those kids fucking up his fresh food video by agreeing that the fried chicken mush nuggets were better than whatever he was serving up. The dude literally cried lmao

>> No.12067406

>>12065792
GAHLIC

IN

>> No.12067417

>>12065792
We got the most amazing fresh ___

>> No.12067902

Just a knob of buttah

>> No.12068476

>>12066464
SWITCH

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12068515

>>12065792
(shakes with parkisons, fingers food until it moans) and THAT is a perfect [dish]. Simple, elegant, fresh ingredients. It doesn't have to be complicated.

>> No.12068518

IT

>> No.12068520

>>12065935
Hi Jamie

>> No.12068533

>>12067383
Got the clip?

>> No.12068537

don't wanna wake the missus

>> No.12068573

>>12068533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npYZfJyLnFA
He's basically trying to turn the kids off cooking by dramatising the use of meat.

>> No.12068742

LITERALLY 30 SECONDS IN THE OVEN

>> No.12068791

>>12068573
fucking btfo hahaha
those nuggers did look pretty good

>> No.12068830
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>>12065935
Tosser.

>> No.12068849

>>12068573
>its got chicken skin and marrow innit
And? I dont really see the issue with any of this. Minus the bones, because that's just poor quality control.

>> No.12069088

>>12068518
OFF

>> No.12069694
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12069694

>>12065792
this asshole always requests a table for 1, where the hell does the camera crew sit? do they stand the whole time? do they have to get their own table? or what?
what an asshole

>> No.12069722

>>12068537
Give it to her in bed....the breakfast.

>> No.12069727

Today. I am going to say the n word

>> No.12069754

the guide to a perfect shitpost

>> No.12069783

>>12069727
I kekd

>> No.12070033

>>12068573
>they even put chicken skin!

oh my lord how disgusting, who would in their right mind eat chicken skin! horrible makes me literally shake in my skin

>> No.12070648

Beautiful

>> No.12070686
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12070686

>>12065792
>>12065935

Step aside pretend chefs

>> No.12070825

>>12070033
For someone who thinks of himself as an ethical chef he seems to be against nose to tail eating.

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12070841

>gives it the most wonderful ___

>> No.12070940

right


christ

>> No.12071065

>>12070841
aromatic flavor

>> No.12071134

PINCH of salt

>> No.12071163

>>12068573

Good thing the video is only a minute long because i have a really low attention span

>> No.12071173

>can I get you anything else?
Yeah, a wheel on that bicycle so I can get the FUCK out of here.

>> No.12071284

knob a buttah

>> No.12072486

NIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12072520

>>12068573
The kids are smarter than he is.

>> No.12073636

LITRERALLY
just LAY it
in the pan

>> No.12073748

Do you feel like havin a shit?

>> No.12073796

fak off

>> No.12073826

Look at that.

>> No.12073956

>>12066464
Are you from Turkey? What's up with your fucked up grammar?

>> No.12074042

B L I T Z

>> No.12074388

Rest

>> No.12074684

Vine Tomahtoes, IN

>> No.12074844

ghastly. bland.
I'm done, love

>> No.12075015

simple
rustic

>> No.12075046

dreadful

>> No.12076143

the most amazing

>> No.12076197

>>12066051
Based

>> No.12076207

>>12065792
FUCKING DONKEY

>> No.12076212

>>12076143
incredibly tender

>> No.12076218

>>12065792
Left

>> No.12076240

>>12076212
dick

>> No.12076371

>>12070686
based wang gang shifu poster

>> No.12076379

HNNNG

>> No.12076384
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12076384

ayyy lmao

>> No.12076900

YAA COOKIN IT IN A BURNT PAN

>> No.12076927
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>> No.12076958

rustic rustic rustic rustic rustic

>> No.12078529

>>12070686
Chinese people cook owl?

>> No.12078545

beautiful
a chef's dream

>> No.12078786
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12078786

Right

And after all
You're my wonderwall

>> No.12078791

olive oil? into the pan.

>> No.12079883

>>12065927
Salt. Peppah. Seezn'n

>> No.12079908

*starts skipping intensely*

>> No.12079917

I miss Keith Floyd.

>> No.12079936

>>12079908
*backslaps hand*

>> No.12080138

absolutely _______