/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12061698
Basiert.

>>12061698
German food is objectively shit. Overcooked sausages, bland flavors, hard breads, and general food autism. The rest of the world took your ideas and perfected them while you cling to your foolish and cringy ways.

>>12061701
You have clearly never been to Germany. The cuisine varies vastly by region and like all first world countries has some bad dishes that people parrot.

>>12061698
Heil from Czech republic. We share a lot of good food.

>>12061716
>>12061698
meat looks fine but the sides are pathetic

>>12061698
Schweinshaxn und eine litre hofbrau dunkel, bitte, dann kann ich glücklich sterben.

>>12061701
>German food is objectively shit.

Just by the things you listed I can tell you've never eaten German food

We have so many ways of cooking sausages and bakery wise not many countries can compete

Look at this man "Germknödel" aka German sweet buns how is this bad?

>>12061741
It's soggy.

>>12061716
Yeah lots of south Germany food can be found in the Czech republic too I felt right at home

People don't shit talk German cuisine very often. It's more ignored than it is hated. Brits are the ones constantly being ridiculed.

>>12061727
>sides are pathetic
>pickles, mustard, freshly grated horseradish and fresh bread
What do you want with it? Potatoes and salad? Only addition can be other pickled veggies and sauerkraut.

>>12061763
potatoes or saurekraut or rice would be best yes
also if you're doing it in the oven or a pot, i don't want it cooked seperately like the rice here obviously is>>12061716 cook em together, let the flavors interact

>>12061716
and good beer

>>12061781
German Fighting Lager for Export Only

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVSCFrI-t04

>>12061853
Bruder what about it

The only thing I could ridicule kraut food about is the complete absence of capsaicin. They literally embody the "whypippo can't handle spicy food" meme.

>>12061853
>>12061874
>>12061880
>>12061890
Are these supposed to be parodies or delicious? They seem like subtle trolls but I think they might seriously be someone's idea of good food?

>>12061776
It’s about the meat so sides are really usually pickles and sauerkrat. The bread is just for wiping your hands and mouth from greasy meat juices.

>>12061781
That’s about right.

>>12061880
Pfeffi! My friends from Germany are obssesed with this stuff.

>>12061698
Germany has some interesting bread and pastries. Meat dishes, I think the French has done better, and Japanese-refined versions of German meat dishes are better than the originals.

>>12061749
I think we're in the same boat desu

Foreigners give me shit everytime

"Do germans only drink beer and eat sausages?"

>>12061913
Hmm what kind of Japanese dishes are you talking about ?

i like bratwurst topped with sauerkraut

>>12061928
For one, katsu is just lighter (and better) schnitzel. Most of the Japanese yōshoku (their interpretation of western dishes made with local ingredients before globalized food supply chain made it possible to make more-or-less authentic foreign food) dishes are either French or German in origin.

>>12061743
except you would know it's not soggy, if you've ever eaten one. they're just the right... moistness. inside, pretty dry, outside, pretty moist. brettygud, friend.

>>12061938
Katsu, like anything made by zipperheads, is just an obscene perversion of the original.

>>12061940
What’s your favorite filling?
Blueberry or plum knoedle are classic here with sweetened poppy seeds and butter on top. Whipped cream is optional.

>burgers and schnitzel and sausages
The Germans didn’t invent any of these and they make shitty burgers anyway.

>>12061716
best neighbour

>>12061896
>Frucht Butter Milch
good stuff

>Handkäse
never eaten it but for people who like cheese probably good stuff

>Pfeffi
meme liquor for 14year olds to get drunk

>Frankfurter Rindswurst
from the Butcher probably good, this plastic packed shit probably bad

>>12061698
it's not even a meal though. you're trying to say that your country has good snacks for drinking. every large city in the us has better drunk snacks.
also, i like my sausages in a jalapeno and cheese kolache. funny that west-coast fags can't even get one.

>>12061984
Your pic related is speaking my language. Maybe I'm just a fag but I always thought this kind of thing was more Austrian than German, but what do I know.

>>12061701
>hard breads
Don't knock German bread, man.

>>12061938
How is katsu a lighter version of schnitzel? Nigger you haven’t even eaten schnitzel have you.

>>12061993
> Maybe I'm just a fag but I always thought this kind of thing was more Austrian than German, but what do I know.
Youre probably right, but im from Saxony and since we share a lot of history with Austria and Bohemia/Czechia its also pretty common here.

>>12061905
>It’s about the meat so sides are really usually pickles and sauerkrat. The bread is just for wiping your hands and mouth from greasy meat juices.
yeah, i get the idea and how it works, i'm just saying it's what keeping me from really enjoying dishes from german cuisine. or i should say preventing me from considering them an example of great cuisine. they're enjoyable enough but it feels like they could easily be made better.

>>12061984
I guess we have good neighbours only. Poland, Germany and Austria. Slovakians are faggots so they doesn’t count.
Also Pfeffi is based but I don’t recommend drinking more than two shots of it.

>>12061993
I think it’s more like a central Europe thing because you can find variations of knoedle dishes in Germany, Austria and Czech as well. I wouldn’t say it belongs only to one country.

>I cant stand it anymore . This continuous hate for GERMAN CUISINE
>BE REAL YOU KEKS YOURE EATING MEAT MEAT AND MEAT BUT STILL ACT LIKE WE GERMANS DON'T HAVE GOOD FOOD ? WHAT IS THIS
Meat's easier than a fat girl at the club. How about you cook a vegetable to taste good? That's a challenge.

>>12062014
Lol so you are the person who could transform German cuisine from merely good to great are you? Did not realise we were in the presence of such a great culinary innovator with revolutionary ideas like having potatoes with meat.

>>12062014
Understand. This is more Bohemian thing but it’s also possible to get roasted ham hock shredded off the bone and served with knoedle and sauerkraut/soured cabbage/creamed spinach.

>>12061999
Swiss here. Believe it or not, that's Russian. Alone Gold, the company that makes it (and Nussknacker), is from Russia.

>>12062020
>Also Pfeffi is based but I don’t recommend drinking more than two shots of it.
try Berliner Luft if you can, its the more nuanced version of Pfeffi

>>12061999
Swiss here. Believe it or not, that's Russian. Alpen Gold, the company that makes it (and Nussknacker), is from Russia.

>>12062031
well now you know so i expect more respect from you from this point on
>>12062033
yeah all that sounds pretty good, knoedle is something i wish we had in our cuisine but we don't, sadly.

>>12062042
Ask my germans friends about it so they can bring bottle to music festival where we meet every year. They usually bring like 10 bottles of the normal Pfeffi.

>>12062053
Just make them by yourself. It’s pretty easy really. Here we say that when a girl can make proper knoedle, she’s readdy to get married (aka fuck). Shit is so easy all girls are literally ready to fuck once they turn 16-17.

>>12061698
Had some currywurst and fries in Berlin, was nice.

>>12062068
i might, but it's different if it's part of the cuisine, you know, you have more ideas on how to use them and give them a nice twist. i'd have to stick to some recipe probably.

>>12061698
We don't even eat the hamburg steak here, so fuck off. We also have bratwurst instead of schnitzel. Every country has sausage too. Jimmy Dean says fuck you.

>>12062086
Try pork brisket with sauerkraut and knoedle. We have some dishes where putting unnecessary shit into it doesn’t really make any good.
Slow roast nice piece of pork brisket seasoned with salt, pepper and caraway seeds togwther with onions and garlic. In the last 10-15mins broil it to get nice crispy skin.
Sauerkraut is usually seasoned with salt, pepper, caraway seeds,bay leaf, juniper berries and allspice. Find your favorite spice combo. Stew the sauerkraut until it’s soft but not mushy and also the liquid from it is almost evaporated.
Problem with knoedle is to find the right flour. For standard knoedle, you need semi coarse flour which I am not really sure you will be able to find.

No one posted Käsespätzle yet. Shame for my country.

Japan did nothing wrong btw

>>12061698
It's layman's food, most of it is pretty bland and relies on excessive quantities of meat.
Not saying it's unenjoyable but it's low-tier cuisine

>>12062301
You didn’t post it either.

>>12061701
wtf german bread is the best in the world

Germany doesn't get enough credit for rye breads and pumpernickel. Also, Denmark.

traditional german cuisine is based

>>12062372
pombaren are better

>>12062312
>>12062349
These two know what's up. Not only do we have the best white breads but we also have the best dark breads like pumpernickel .

Yeah France has some good stuff but bread wise they're weak white bread

>>12061971
Plum with butter and poppy is the best . Vanilla sauce fags can fight me

Also another top dish
>Strudel

>>12062307
I think that's your and most people's problems .

What's so bad about enjoying the ingredients without overly fancy stuff added .

What's so bad about whole vegetables oven roasted or meat ?

>>12062400
You are my man.

I like braised meat with mushrooms and spetzle. Simple and tasty. Also soft pretzels with salami/cheese and beer is top tier snack.

>>12062426
>enjoying the ingredients without overly fancy stuff added
This. I understand that’s good to have some nice spicy melas made with 10+ ingredients but some simple dishes can be delicious as well.

>>12061698
How do you spell it?
Sauerkraut
Sourkraut
Sawyerkraut

Whatever way you spell it, it's still nasty
Fuck German food

>>12062475
Sauerkraut now try again.

What food do you like then

>>12062475
Zauer-kraut

I love German food personally. Its like your dishes haven't advanced since the middle ages and I unironically love it. I was in Berlin with my brother a few years ago, we hit up this beer hall, massive mug of the house brewed beer, roasted pork hock with crackling, on a bed of saurkraut, torn off lump of rustic bread on the side.
That's a fucking man's meal.

>>12062396
French white bread is better. It just is. Italian white bread is the best though imho.

I will give you dark bread though. I think Germany can lay claim to the crown for dark breads

>>12062553
Germany probably has a bunch of breads you haven't even tried yet. There are more than 300 different types of bread in Germany.

>>12061698
German anons, is it true you have the greatest beer in the world?

>>12061698
Sausage isn't a german invention you dumb fucker.

>>12062558
Probably yeah. I am sure there are a lot of French and Italian breads I haven't tried either. If you're point is that I probably just haven't tried the "good stuff" then I think that's a pretty flimsy argument.

>>12062426
Because Germans don't care about quality and invented Lidl and Aldi out of their lack of interest for good products?

>>12062573
Czechs arguably have better beer. But most German beer is better than most beer in the world.

>>12062584
Cultural goods, like food, are not about invention, but rather about execution. A German sausage will be different from a Polish sausage, etc.

>>12062591
Nah, my point is just, there's a lot of bread here. More bread than anywhere else in the world. Sure, maybe the Italians or French have better bread, I can't really make a judgement there. But we do have the greatest variety.

>>12062553
>>12062558
>>12062591
>>12062609
i like getting kaisersemmel from the billa :)

>>12061741
That's Bohemian food tho

>>12062485
I can safely say I like all foods, as long as they arent limited to one country

Only reason I despise German food is because it's so fucking hard to get it across the border, like, I'm not going to go home and grill german sausages and then say I'm eating German food, no I'm eating American food because it was cooked in America by an american.

I really like Canadian and Mexican foods though, because those are easy to get shipped.

>>12062602
Lmao try again Aldi has top tier products and cheap prices it's the best of both worlds.

>>12062720
Thanks for confirming German's poor taste for food.
Enjoy your nitrate doused mystery meat in a tube and poached dough

>>12062758
But for meat you go to the butcher.

I live in germany and it feels like its the germans that care about german food the least.

delicacy stores have some good stuff like some smoked sausages but they dont seem popular.

>>12062783
But nobody does

>>12061698
germans have great food historically. i just hate curry and kebabs.

>>12062833
Yes they do, what are you talking about?

>>12062846
They shop at aldi and lidl, I've seen it.

>>12062784
Let me guess you live north of Frankfurt.

I like German food so much I took the wife to a German place for Valentine's.
More like Valen-steins, I got really shitfaced.

Burger anon here. I was stationed in Germany for a year and I can 100% confirm, the food is great, fantastic even, it's just that German food tends to be non-pretentious, comfy and filling, so it doesn't "feel" like some $300 a plate fine dining experience, as a whole. Knodel are fantastic, a good pork steak is amazing, and there are countless other things that are just great. Austria is a definite S++ teir too, but i'd place it over German food (sorry fritz).

Fun fact: many, many americans think a schnitzel is a sausage.

>>12062881
south actually.

>>12062897
>When your food allies are czechs and burgers

>>12062897
I think a friend of mine (German here) summed it up well once, when he came back from a trip to Rome. He said the food was great there, but the servings were so small. If you go out and eat in a restaurant in Germany, you call it good if you end up being super full and even have leftovers. If it tasted relatively well, that's a great bonus, but it's not the most important thing, because if it is filling it will taste great to us no matter what. In Italy, as his example goes, if you go into a restaurant you will likely get utterly great food. But you won't be stuffed to the brim when you walk out. So a German will likely complain about it more than anyhting.

Our kitchen is all about getting full, not about being fancy. So I can understand why an American will like it.

>>12062930
But if the main course isn't super filling you can have cheese, salad and end your meal with something sweet and have a full meal experience instead of half a pig boiled in water and 2 kilos of potatoes

>>12062926
I know it's a meme, but there's lingering german and czech influences in Texas. We kind of fuck it up and it's an imitation, but it's there. In texas, kolaches are extremely popular breakfast foods, but we call both savory (sausage) and sweet (peach, lemon, etc. filling) kolaches, not kolache and klobasnik. Same too with having a schnitzel-type dish that is also common in german settled areas (montana comes to mind), but we call it "chicken fried steak" because america. It's also a tenderized beef or veal cutlet, never pork. When I was in Germany I remember going to several places that had in-store or in-location cafeterias, they really reminded me of a popular place in Texas back home, Luby's. The service (cafeteria) is pretty much identical, and the idea of the food, that is home-prepared-but-time-consuming dishes is identical.

>>12061698
not ethnic enough tbqh.

>>12061698
Hey hey hey, dont worry Germanybro. I take the time to enjoy a good Bratwurst from time to time made from a local German butcher.

>>12061883
REMOVE THIS !

>>12062897
>it's just that German food tends to be non-pretentious, comfy and filling
This is basically what it comes down to. Pretty simply meat, bread, pickles, onions, etc. All very good but basic, the flyover cuisine of Europe.

>>12062487

>>12062487
>not zauberkraut

>>12061716
based Pavel

>>12061975
>land of the poo fetish didn't invent meat stuffed in rectum
sure thing buddy

>>12063004
It's not always very good, had a pig leg in Berlin that was plainly boiled, not even seared beforehand or anything. Sides were uninteresting.
I think Germans reaaaaally value the food/money ratio more than the quality/quantity

>>12063039
I haven't heard the scat fetish meme in like 10 years.

>>12061698
My dad was in germany in the 80s (US army/coldwar) and said the food was really good. He ate mostly cart/bar food, but he misses it.

He also said red dog (or some shit) is the only american beer that came close to good german beer, but budweiser bought them out and made it expensive as shit, and now i don't think they make it at all.

>>12063076
Yeah I always meme that German beer ain't that great but when i visit other countries i always miss my beer

>>12063016
Bruder ich lachte laut

>>12062988
Bless you man. You're one of the good ones.

Where u from man ?

>>12063076
Your dad must like shitty beer because Red Dog was some of the worst beer ever and was cheap.

>>12061698
I think german food is good but whenever I compliment it germans say it actually sucks. so I don't know what to tell you, you're probably just romanticizing it or have a fucked pallet.

>>12063232
Good German beer is great but 90% of the country drinks pisswater German equivalent macros so it creates a dissonance for tourist.

>>12063460
Come on, not that many people drink Kölsch.

>>12061940
If you like soggy cake, I guess.

>>12061701

Wurst ist nicht deutsch du Spast
Auch Frikadellen/Hamburger sinds nicht

>>12063618
salam my arab friend

>>12063074
I was watching a new tv show the other night that mentioned it

>>12063618
Of course it is German. Just because it doesn't originate in Germany doesn't mean it is not German.

Austrian/Swiss food > German food
I went to Frankfurt a few years ago and the only edible food item on the hotel's dinner buffet was Sauerkraut. The sausages were limper than a tranny's dick and the meat balls tasted like wet diarrhea.
Beer's good tho

>>12063631
wa aleykum salam my big lips spear chucking friend

>>12063638
weak b8

>>12063654
Frankfurt consists of business tourists and finance faggots and hotels never once offered good food

>>12063696
I love in Frankfurt and there is definitely some good culture. It's just drowning in cheap kebab places, tourist traps and yuppie restaurants

>>12061741
I did some sweet German buns before, at the end it looked a lot like your pic.

>>12063618
Einmal Yufka aber bitte mit scharf!

>>12063760
und yufka ist nicht türkisch, spaten
was sucht ihr alle auf /ck/

>>12063900
Ja mit alles und extra Käse bitte, danke!

بدأ معاشي مع العطلات في ألمانيا. شكرا للمال والنساء

>>12061698
Where the hell did you see people bashing German cuisine, other than by this retard >>12061701 ?
German, Polish (and Slav in general) food is godtier.
As a Polack in Holland I'd give my left nut to have a steady supply of freshly made German/Slav food. Alas, all you can find is packaged Polish stuff and no German at all.

>>12061698

American who briefly studied in Germany here. I had some some absolutely great beer, sausages, and bread over there. Top notch stuff. But fuck me, if there was one thing I wish I could get stateside it's the döner. It's just not fair.

PS: German chips (crisps) are terrible. Good frozen pizzas though.

>>12061873
>the center of europe
>regional ingredients
>south american and asian peppers need to get stuffed into it
I'm a phone poster right now and don't have access to my arsenal of disgusted people making disgusted faces, but I'll let you imagine my disgust instead. It is immense.

>>12064046

Given Germans bloody love a kartoffel, this argument makes no fucking sense.

Also, the Czech republic is next door and they're not too bitch to eat chilies

>>12061698
I'll be honest I'm not familiar but from what I've seen and heard it's pretty rustic but in southern regions kino. You won't find me complaining about a sausage with potato salad and beer. It's charming. That said it's not in the golden league of global cuisine, it's about scandinavia tier.

>>12064009
Based polbro

>>12061698
Bruder
Actual german food is so based its unreal
Rehrücken mit rotkohl, preisselbeeren und klößen?
God damn

>>12064137
Based Based polbro poster.
Where u from ?

>>12064178
Cracow

>>12061893
>>12061903
He's a famous German chef alright but he's from Austria.
>>12061905
Those are dumplings found in the Czech Republic mostly.

Ctrl f
no speck or mett, no mention of their raw pork
It's got raw onion for flavor you see!
What the fuck is up with ck nowadays?

german food you say?

>>12064633
That's made out of rotten horse meat, not germans

>>12064633
Dange Mergl !

>>12061741
hell yeah, but mine turned out pretty thicc

>>12061701
As someone that actually lives in Germany and not these non european /pol/ cucks desparately trying to cling to white identity by pretending german and polish food is good, I can truly say this post is 100% correct. Americans especially have evolved Kraut food that's 100000x better.

>>12062396
>germany
>best dark breads
yeah sure, you meant to say latvians.

>>12064184
What's some things worth seeing in Cracow ? I'm gonna be visiting next year.
Also what's the best restaurant ?

>>12064829
How'd you make them my brothers I crave them right now

Looking good mang

>>12063900
>yufka isn't turkish
so what is it then?

>>12064620
Yeah true only germans know the beauty of a Mettbrötchen

>>12065817
Dunno about them post some examples

>>12065471
Where you from man ?

Maybe you don't know German food as much as you like to think

>>12065471
3/10 nächstes Mal noch sowas wie "habt sex" mit reinwerfen und vielleicht nicht herabwürdigende Namen verwenden und dann jemand als /pol/ bezeichnen.

>>12064121
I can agree that we, Czechs aren’t pussies when it comes to eat chilli peppers. Lots of people here love spicy food for some reason.

>>12064185
>Those are dumplings found in the Czech Republic mostly
Yep, I know. But they can be found in Germany as well. Germans usually have those ball shaped potato knödel or pic related - semmelknödel.

>>12064620
Fun fact: Mett is an Old-German word that roughly translates to, well, "food". I wish it was that universal, and that I could sustain myself simply from eating Mett.

>>12064148

Pretty good but nothing beats rinderrouladen with those.

>>12066623
Dunno. I mean, I like Rinderrouladen, but maybe I just never had really good ones, because I never thought of them as anything special, and they tend to be a tad dry, I feel.

>>12066174
https://www.homecookingadventure.com/recipes/austrian-germknodel-yeast-dumplings
I followed this recipe, wasn't very difficult. HOWEVER: I had a bad combo of a thin jam/rum mixture + a dough stretched too thin so I had a hard time closing the dumplings and keeping the jam in. Also I used dry yeast but it was very good.

>>12061716
Have you tried our pork sausages?

>>12066764
I tried a lot of pork sausages from germany. My grandparents used to have relatives in Germany.

Also Mettwursť/Schmierwurst is god tier stuff.

Why do Germans hate fresh vegetables so much?

>>12061698
I've liked just about everything I've tried from Germany, including the girls, except Sauerkraut.

That stuff is a mystery. Maybe you need to have it cooked right or be brought up on it, I don't know.

>>12066814
For the longest time in our history, most veggies exisitng to us were onions, beans and roots, so we weren't exactly keen on eating them raw.

>>12064620
fuck off bitch mett is based

>>12066410
semmelknödel are the fucking bomb

>>12066851
Yeah, my favorite. Probably the knödel out there. I kinda like it doesn’t get soggy but it absorbs some of the gravy/sauce/meat dripping/whatever the fuck you serve it with. 10/10 knödel.

>>12066611
Mettbrötchen have meat, fresh vegetables and bread. It's the perfect meal

Step aside plebs

>>12067079
>taking a fat loopy shit on diarrhea
>serve with potatoes
yeah no thanks Holland, you're untrustworthy

>>12067079
That's generally a Frisian thing, not just Dutch.

>>12061701
>Overcooked sausages
The sausages are cooked to perfection.

>hard breads
They're not "hard", they're "crunchy" and delicious. American bread is way too soft and soggy, it's disgusting.

>bland flavors
I actually agree that our seasonings aren't as fancy as they are in other countries.
One of our most popular fast food dishes, "Currywurst", literally uses the Curry seasoning given to us from British soldiers after WW2.
I think it says a lot about our seasoning that the first time a foreigner gave us spices, it instantly was made into the most popular fast food dish

>>12066691
Thanks man I'll see if I can put it off better

>>12067074
One time I met Americans and here's what they said about Mett: "eww I would never eat that I don't wanna get salmonella tehee"

Fkn plebs i swear

>>12066818
Yeah it's an acquired taste.

But you should try other forms of Kraut.
Sauerkraut literally means sour "cabbage".
You should try Rotkohl which is the bomb and slightly sweet so you should like it

>>12067987
Well, bellieve it or not, many countries, even first world countries, have so shitty meat standards that you cannot eat raw meat there.

>>12067998
Rotkohl is the best. Rotkohl mit Kassler und dazu 'n paar Kartoffeln is just great Hausmannskost.

>>12067999
Rotkohl und Kassler are just fucking comfy man.

That's how I'd describe most of Germanies cuisine COMFY

>>12067999
>meat standards

Yeah I'm surprised sometimes.
Some standards we in Germany take for granted.

Germany north vs south

Which food wins ?

I'm genuinely curious what the north has to offer

>>12067987
America logic: eats raw beef, maybe even raw fish, but won't eat raw pork.

>>12068085
That's pretty good logic. There's a reason religions forbid the consumption of pigs back in the day.

>>12068016
I can only talk for my own region in Northern Germany, not sure how it is in other regions. You should keep in mind that Germany isn't all that homogenous and different regions have different cultures.

We mostly have stuff you would expect from the Netherlands, actually. Lots of minced meat like Frikadellen - duh, Hamburger are from Hamburg - and fish. Bismarckhering is really underrated, but there is also smoked eel or Schillerlocke. And, yeah, Mett. But I think that is well liked everywhere in Germany. Kasseler was already mentioned, you eat it with kale or red cabbage.
For sweet stuff, my mother used to make "Mehlpüt", which is similar to stuff like Dampfnudeln or Germknödel you can see here >>12064829 or here >>12061741.
Also, Northern Germany has some seriously dark dark breads. I only noticed this when I moved into Nordrhein-Westfalen and couldn't buy proper black bread anywhere. Plus, we have Jever beer, which is super dry.

Also, a specific region in Northern Germany has some of the highest tea consumption per capita in the world. Drinking tea, while eating Teekuchen ("tea cake"), is an important part of our day to day culture.

>>12068016


I don't know about north or south, but let me just tell you that Eastern Germany has the best cake

this shit is nasty as fuck. explain yourself germany

>>12062926

czechs are the true meme lords of food

>>12068327
it's great for desserts and cakes. my Mother-in-law drinks it with Fanta 50/50

>>12061698

>Eating burgers and schnitzel seperatly

OP please

>>12068327
My great grandma would drink this while watching Michael Schumacher races on her tiny wooden tv in her smelly grandma living room full of old furniture and hard pillows.
I never tried it because it would always be a "grandma drink" for me.

currywurst is pretty based, especially with nacho fries

>>12068342
okay now I need to get my hands on a deep fried chicken + deep fried cheese burger

>>12062971
>Same too with having a schnitzel-type dish that is also common in german settled areas (montana comes to mind), but we call it "chicken fried steak" because america

We call it a "pork tenderloin sandwich" here in Indiana which is quite literally schnitzel turned into a burger.

>>12065471
i really fucking hate this image you faggot

>>12064037
>American who briefly studied in Germany here. I had some some absolutely great beer, sausages, and bread over there. Top notch stuff. But fuck me, if there was one thing I wish I could get stateside it's the döner.
>implying the best German food is Turkish

Damn, Anon.

>>12068016
South by far, but the North has the best fast-food in Fischbrötchen (you can get them all over Germany, but obviously theyre better near the sea)

>>12068463
Döner is a turkish-german creation, its actually pretty nice if you think about it, it doesnt matter if youre a skinhead or turkish low-class scum , you eat your Döner consisting out of turkish kebap and flat bread and german Sauerkraut
and Rotkraut. Its a example of good integration and one of the few things thats actually good about this whole forced diversity thing.

Oi! Germ-bros, got a question, what's the name of those giant veal filled ravioli served in delicious broth?
I had them when I was in the Swabian region

and is it just a South German thing that everything has nutmeg?

>>12068687
this?
>>12068643
>german Sauerkraut
inside a Döner ? KYS

>>12068687
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maultasche

>>12068700
I think he is confusing Sauerkraut with Krautsalat.

>>12068700
looks like them... but those are smaller that what I had

and looking at that name, I'm going to keep calling them German ravioli.

thanks

>>12068714
Maultaschen, just the same but bigger.
>German ravioli
not based

>>12068720
they are German ravioli, same exact concept, most countries have them, it's not some space age food invention

>>12068723
>It's not Kraut space magic.

>>12068723
Its fully german and way older than the US.
The rest is a kind of Maultaschen, not the other way.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maultasche#History

>>12068643
>Döner is a turkish-german creation

I simply figured it was 100% Turkish because basically every source on Google claims it originated in the Ottoman Empire.

>>12068767
German Döner is not like Turkish Döner.

Here's the best german food

>>12068902

Mm delicious Döner, with extra thick white sauce from the Döner man

tried making dampfnudel just now. My lid wasn't far enough away from the dough but it still came out tasting ok.

>>12062553
French bread is better. I find I always demolish the bread basket with a meal when in France, less so when I'm in Italy. France is where I say "I'm not gonna fill up on bread and ruin my meal" and then I can't help but do it anyway.

If I could eat sausage, pretzels, mustard, and beer until I die I would. I literally do not need any other food to be happy. The only reason I eat anything else because I’m not ready to die yet.

>>12068967
Why is it so yellow

>>12069333
You're a true hero to the Vaterland

>>12069333
Not a big fan of pretzels, honestly.

>>12070102
Have you tried them with cheese and butter ?

Hmm just look at this how can you not.like it

>>12070146
No.

>>12068734
german here
maultaschen really arent anything special.
they are dumplings basically, which have been around for ages now

>>12068902
german version of
>I am now ready to settle down

>>12070202
>take things and make them better

>>12061873
Here's a hot tip for ya. Spice is used to cover up the taste of shit food. The spicier the food, the shittier it is.

>>12061873
It's TRUE. Most of my relatives think mustard or pepper is spicy

>>12068430
So it's just katsu sandwich

>>12070198
Welch eynen verschissenen Unfug schicktest du dich zur Hölle nochmal an, über das heilige römische Reych in die Welt herauszuthragen, du Lustknabe? Seyd drumb in Kennthnisz gesetzet, dass min threue Sünderseele meynes Gewalthauvns besther Landsknecht gewesen und an Schwerthzügen gegen holländische Rebellen meynen Theil trug, derer nicht nur zahlreych, sondern auch occulter Natura waren. Dem Herrgotth gefihl es, dreimalhunderth Feynde durch das Werk meyner Hände umbkommen zu lassen. Geschuhlth im Kleynkrieg sowie als ersther Arkebusier des Exercitus Imperii bist du nichts denn einer weytheren Ordre. Mit einer von Christenouge ungeschauter Genauigkeyth, wird das von mir für dich zugedachte Ende seyn, so wahrhafftig mir der allmächtige Herrgotth beysteht. Gibst Du dich wahrlich dem Irrglauben hin, sondergleychen Deppeschen an das Publikum richten zu vermögen imstande zu seyn? Bedenk deynen Irrtum, Dirnenbock! Just als du dieser Zeylen lesend ansichtig wirst, fand meine congregatio occulta von Ränkeschmieden in allen Reichslanden bereyths die Lage deyner Scholle, also erwahrthe den Sturm, du Schweinehund. Du bist verschiszen toth, Bursche. Ich vermag dich immer und überall in hundert Weysen zu erschlagen und das nur Kraft meyner blanken Hände. Nicht genug, als der Christenheyth besther Schwertfürer geboren zu seyn, auch das gesammelte Arsenal des teutschen Keysers Heer seynd mir zu Händen gereycht; dies dargeboten wird es meynem Anschickem nützlich seyn, das dir von Gott zugetheilte ärschlich anmuthend Antlitz aus Evropa zu thilgen. Wärest du im Wissen um die unheiligen Consequencia deiner Publicatio gewesen, vielleicht hätte deiner listig Zunge Kunde keyne zukünftig Damnatio geborgen. Doch sie ward verwerflich und dieser Schuld gilt es nun Buße zu thragen, du von Gott verdammter Narr. Gerechter Zorn soll bis zu deynem Ersticken über dir ausgeschissen seyn. Du bist beim Teuffel nochmal toth, Kindt.

>>12061700
fpbp

>>12061698
But I really like Döner

>>12070436
BASED next Adolf H.

>>12070619
That's Middle-German though, which was never spoken in Austria or the South.

>>12070633
Hmm, you can use it to defeat the google translator. Its crypto german.
Was gibts bei dir heute?

>>12070636
Muss ich noch gucken. Zum Frühstück Schwarzbrot mit Leberwurst und Senf.

>>12070642
Werde wohl Misosuppe machen. Evt. abends Gyrosburger oder Yakisoba. Geht alles sehr schnell

>>12070659
Gyrosburger sounds nice. Might go for that one.

>>12070671
>>12070671
>Gyros,Zaziki, Gurke und Karotte.
Gutes Brot findest du im Mix Mart. Versuche mal einwenig Chili zum Gyros, verbessert den Kontrast zur Soße

>>12070703
Pic related

>>12070703
Never seen a Mix Mart in my life, but thanks for the tip. I have some ethnic super markets near my apartment where I can buy pita bread.

German cuisine is nice but it lacks good chicken recipes.

Chinese have chicken with peanut/satay sauce,
Indians have chicken and mango curry sauce,
Americans have honey chicken, orange chicken,

but what do Germans have? Just a whole chicken lazily roasted, not even the bones removed? Okay.

>>12068116
Jever is my favourite German beer as a Dutchie, followed by Flensburger. I take it you're from Ostfriesland? What's your opinion on labskous?

>>12070711
Im not a rusky but i like mix mart. They have pork rips and good meat and fish. Karpfen, Dorade und Grillmakrele... And the price is 30-50% lower

>>12070734
>I take it you're from Ostfriesland?
Right on.
About Labskaus, as a kid I absolutely hated it when my mom made it once. I didn't eat it for a very long time afterwards. I tried it again a few years later, and I remember actually liking it then.
But truth be told, I haven't eaten it in years. Can't really say much about it because of that.

>>12070745
I like Ostfriesland, you can literally see for miles in good weather. I know they're not from your are but how do you feel about Königsberger Klopse?

>>12066176
Leberkässemml >>> Mettbrötchen

>>12070753
>I like Ostfriesland, you can literally see for miles in good weather.
Yeah, I really love that aswell. It's not exactly a beautiful landscape, but the fact that there is so much landscape you see at once that makes it beautiful, if that makes sense. It has some sublime qualities to it.

Don't really have an opinion on Königsberger Klopse. They exist, that's all.

>>12070754
I sometimes forget Leberkäse isn't really a thing outside of Germany. Shit's great.
But sorry, it does not beat Mettbrötchen.

>>12067097
You'll get tired of eating hotpockets one day.

>>12070727
Bro let me show you the way

I've got just the right thing for you

"Hühnerfrikassee"

>>12070762
I feel you man I'm from the north of Niedersachsen and lemme tell you the endless green meadows and the flatness it's just comfy af

>>12070851
>north of Niedersachsen
Me too. Lets go for a Döner...

>>12070846
Hell yeah.

>>12070861
Even my little town has one so let's go

>>12070886
Yeah dude, i have someone over but we should do it. We can make Beef Jerky and playing vidya while waiting and cooking some good food

>>12070910
I like that hmmm

I don't wanna die tho

>>12070924
Chill dude, We can sharpen some knifes if you want. OP this autistic thread >>12064052
I wont shoot you, I promice :3

>>12069922
Camera sucks and the lights are very warm it was super white

OP here I'm surprised how many people stood up for German food I'm proud desu

We need to spread the way

>>12070993
Ok man where u at

>>12071029
Göttingen, but someone lives in Hamburg so the next visit this year means fun.
Are you muslim? I like pork meat if this is a problem...

>>12061716
Your people should be gassed.

>>12068967
Based

Brotzeit is best zeit.

>>12061698
Mostly because I'm beginning to not know the difference between German food and "New" German food

>>12071085
Explain

>>12064620
Savage

>>12071038
Nah I'm not a Muslim man

As German as it gets

Man I'm in Hamburg right now any locals know what to eat here ?

>>12071710
Thats good, we should make a Germany meetup.
My flat can take 3-4 white nigs but thats it.
>>12071906
Use google or do you need help becuz muh phone?

>>12068734
Do...do you think that the US invented dumplings or something?

>>12061698
I like kebab though

>>12061698
>B-but muh hwite heritage
I hear this argument a lot. Germanitards and nordshits like redefining the meds, balkans, and french as non-white to delude themselves into thinking that bland, shitty food is a cornerstone of high society and pure racial heritage.
Anyone who says nordic and germanic food is good is in serious denial or mentally ill. Even british foods (shepherd's pie, stews, baked goods, trifle, etc.), the joke of world cuisine, is better than "muh hammered chicken nugger".

>>12061897

I can hear the crust crack in my mouth

>>12068116
jever beer is great stuff
flensburger too

>>12061880
my go to festival breakfast

>>12061938
i like katsu as much as the next guy but it all comes down to preference regarding sides
both are very light and tender when well made

>>12063004
>flyover cuisine of europe
that would be greece, anon

>>12068016
idk about food overall but in terms of drinks the north wins
theres also some great tongue ragu recipes from niedersachsen

>>12061920
>"Do germans only drink beer and eat sausages?"
literally nothing wrong with that desu

>>12061920
I know you eat more than just beer and sausages. Potatoes for example. Also sauerkraut and pretzels.

>>12072180
Which drinks originate from the north ?

>>12072205
Yeah nothing wrong with these two but being reduced to this all the time feels bad man

>>12072169
Get out man Greek food is great .

You know what's flyover? Balkans

>>12072052
Who said anything about white heritage?

Retarded pol fuck

Give me a real reason why Germanic cuisine sucks ?

>>12072242
Please don't reply to obvious bait, man. It was such a good thread so far, let's not ruin it.

>>12072237
Croatian food is pretty good, man.

>>12061776
>rice
What traditional german dish uses rice? That's grated horseradish.

>>12072255
Fuck you're right he got me .

What do Croatians have ? Tbh I don't know any dish

Yala

>>12072308
I have honestly no idea how to write all this stuff. Souflaki? Chevabchichi? I don't know. I just know that whenever I enter a Croatian restauant, I get some really good food.

>>12072391
>Chevabchichi
Thats balkan stuff

>>12062372
>haribo
>german
Clapper detected.

>>12072398
Isn't Croatia a Balkan country?

>>12072411
Mhh, good question.I was in 4 balkan countries and croatia feelt more mediteran. IDK

>>12061716
eh. .. i hate pickels, but the rest of that looks breddy gud m8

>>12061698
German food is amazing. Who doesn't love kebabs

>>12072418
Rule of thumb for me is, if it came out of Yugoslavia, it's a balkan country. Croatia just happens to cover the coast. "Mediteranean" isn't really a culture, anyway, unless you want to lump in Morocco, Italy and Israel into the same general group.

>>12061698

There was some old ass recipe either German or Czech that my great grandmother would make that involved 'brown butter' that my dad has been obsessed with for years. Personally think it's a Czech recipe since my great grandmother was from Pilzen.

>>12061698
i spent 4 months in germany on an assignment - all the authentic german food places were literal ass

>>12072672
That's weird, been living in Germany all my life and I have never eaten ass.

>>12072672
What kind of food did you have ?

>>12068902
Das ist kebab

>>12074468
Das ist Döner nicht Kebab

>>12072697
I thought German girls were all freaks in bed.

>>12063046
That was a Berlin Style Eisbein. Wouldn`t even try it desu.
It´s just the regional speciality way of doing pig knuckles.
Nobody in the rest of germany likes it.

>>12074476
This is still 4chan though.

>>12074678
virgins amirite

>>12074664
>Berlin Style Eisbein
I fkn hate stuff like that

Who needs German cuisine when French and Italian cuisines are right next door?

>>12075463
Uh because who wants to eat white bread and tomatoes deep fried all day

Bump

>>12075463
If you like rustic food that doesn't take one thousand ingredients or steps to prepare and that isn't Mediterranean, German cuisine is a good choice.

>>12074664
Pro tip: If you are in Berlin try everything except the Berlin-German cuisine. Most of it was designed to feed peasants and heavy workers. Taste wasn't a requirement.

>>12061741
>We have so many ways of cooking sausages
Imagine being proud of this. Imagine thinking this a defense.