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12047811 No.12047811 [Reply] [Original]

It's XX years in the future and science has developed ingestable enzymes that allow humans to eat any plant, fungus, etc, that would typically be poisonous to humans. or maybe you had some magic happen, whatever. doesn't matter.

What poisonous flora have you always thought looked tasty? what do you try first?

>> No.12047828

>>12047811
Meh there's not a lot out there that humans can't eat OP
We can literally eat almost anything by now and most of what we can't are some unappetizing looking flower/small plants

>> No.12047834

Amanita virosa/bisporigera/ocreata/etc. are delicious, according to the fucking retards that have eaten them.

>> No.12047908

I lick the Elephants Foot

>> No.12047920

>>12047811
I drink antifreeze
I've heard it's even sweet

>> No.12047924

>>12047908
It tastes of salty milk and coins.

>> No.12047986

>>12047834
you can eat the red ones and some of the orange one but they don't taste like much and the trip ain't nothing like cubes

>> No.12048004
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>>12047920
its very sweet, ask any mechanic there is no way they haven't accidentally gotten in their mouth. honestly though nothing beats gasoline in the arm pit but old school carb cleaner in the eye comes close

>> No.12048022

>>12047986
None of the species I listed are orange or red, faggot.

>> No.12048091

>>12047811
The bitter almonds hiding inside stone fruits. I often eat one at a time.

>> No.12048098

>>12047811
don't most poisonous plants taste terrible because humans evolved to despise the taste of common poisons?

>> No.12048111

>>12047811
Id make a bullet ant burger and bring something else into the food world that has a little "bite"" to it

>> No.12048178

>>12048098
I think it's more that the plant evolved to taste unpleasant to everything. It's generally true, at least with berries and greens I've tasted.

>> No.12048405

>>12048022
i know but i can't spell Amanita musc%K^&* off the top of my head and OP pic is of them so thought it was a reasonable response faggot. i suggest you eat some of the white one they are great, perfect for you

>> No.12048415

>>12047811
Radscorpion casserole.

>> No.12048429

>>12047811
Hopefully by then they'll put something in to stop niggers from breeding like rats and being a blight to everyone, that and downright eliminate islamics.

>> No.12048483

>>12047811
Hamelton Morris did a great show on amineta

>> No.12048492

>>12048405
Braindead retards like you don't think. Go play in traffic, you're a filthy genetic waste.

>> No.12048496

>>12047920
That nice blue color is pretty appealing.

>> No.12048633

>>12047811
Would it work for animals too? I want to suck a platypus' poison spike.

>> No.12048636
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12048636

I want to feel each pustule pop in my mouth like salmon roe

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>>12048636
Man up and take big bite from a pomegranate.

>> No.12048662

>>12047811
Nigga, that looks an inflamed, cut dick with smegma

>> No.12049103

>>12048662
Seen a lot of those up close, have you?

>> No.12049237

>>12047811
I'd walk around the countryside, eating various Nightshade berries. They are all so bright and glossy.

>> No.12049272

>>12047811
You can render amanita muscaria non-halucninogenic and less toxic for the liver by parboiling, by the way. They do it in siberia.