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How was this a bad pizza? Looked fine to me. His only complaint was "it was too big hurr durr". Well you don't have to finish it you twat.

>> No.12045711

That was their """"thin"""" crust you jackass and the inside was uncooked dough.

>> No.12045715

>>12045670
Gordon literally knows nothing at all about Pizza.

>> No.12045843

>>12045670
the dough was fucking raw you knob

>> No.12045852

>>12045670
Hey /ck/ should I go try out their pizza. I've never been, but their restaurant is like 30 minutes away from me.

>> No.12045855

>>12045715

>Thinking a pizza is a complex dish.

I'll take 'you're a dumb fucking yank' for 200

>> No.12045864

Does he ever like anything?

>> No.12045876

>>12045670
The guy did cook it like a retard but I honestly bet it would have tasted good.

>> No.12045886

>>12045864
He liked a couple deserts. He also loved the Soul Food place in his UK show. He even cleaned his plate.

>> No.12045889

>>12045855
nigga you're probably the type of faggot that thinks Baking is "just following directions" if you can't understand the artistry and skill it takes to make quality pizza or anything you bake then you're just lost.

Baking is art/science/patience it's probably one of the most complex skills in cooking you can learn.

>> No.12045908

>>12045670
yeah looks great wtf op

>> No.12045925

>>12045889
>baking is art
Don't laugh at him anons.

>> No.12045932

>>12045670
He's not there to just judge the food on it's taste.
The price doesn't fit the food cost. To much dough used, to much cheese, I could probably stretch that pizza into three different pizza's and make three times more money. that sort of portioning makes restaurants go under.

Also, watch the episode it's still raw and doughy.

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>>12045925
it really is
a creation process that is consumed by others and involves ALL of your senses - tactile, taste, smell, visual and even sound to an extent
and it is absolutely necessary for humans to eat unlike listening to music, reading a novel or appreciating a picture
there is no other art that impresses as many senses as food, but because you eat shit on daily basis it's impossible for you to even remotely conceptualize it as such
not only is it art it symbolizes life itself and encompasses the very act of creation (cooking) and destruction (eating)

>> No.12046162

>Messes about with the food, tearing it apart and causing a mess
>"Wow this looks disgusting"
No shit

>> No.12046195

>>12046089
unironically based, board tourists pls go

>> No.12046234

>>12045925
what is it then? A craft? it's more of an art/science imo than a craft like meal preparing.

>> No.12046242

>literally undercooked
>b-but it looked good!!!
Never own a restaurant OP.

>> No.12046436

>>12045889
it was still a shitty undercooked pizza

>> No.12046467

>>12045886
well of course. you can't have a white successful male go into a big momma type nigger den and say her food is shit on TV. That's racist.

>> No.12046477

>>12046467
Except he's done exactly that several times.

>> No.12046633

>>12045670
It was objectively shit but it still made me want to bite into the greasy mess

>> No.12046662

>>12045855
rent free

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>>12045670
he was in america so it was doomed to be shite pizza

>> No.12046819

Giving to much food is bad for business, you end up giving more and gaining less.