/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12035712
Where do you think you are?

>>12035712
Stupid faggot frogposter, made yet another negative quality thread. What a surprise

>chicken tenders on kid's menu
>must be 12 or younger to order
>no tendies on the regular menu

>>12035727

Yeah I have that problem at McDonald's. A while back, McDonald's had those Spiderman toys for the kids' menu and I wanted one. But they don't have them for adults, wtf. So I just pretended like I'm ordering a happy meal for my son (I don't have a son).

>>12035712
>waitress assumes my gender

>>12035712
>go to restaurant with wife
>order food
>at some point during meal lean over and kiss wife
>she points out, too late, that the menu is for kids of all ages
>arrested
>serving life sentence for molesting a child

>>12035712
based
>>12035724
Uh oh we've got a live one here.

>>12035835
People don't care, they're not asking who it's for you twat

>>12035727
>go have lunch with friends in japan
>can’t read, look at fake plastic food displayed outside
>all of them are hungry, I am not so much
>everything is fucking huge except that one item, perfect portion for my current state
>order it
>waitress refuses
>why
>she speaks japanese
>why
>she says something with “kodomo”
>must be a child to be able to order it

>>12035712
>go to beachside ""restaurant""
>all servers are nudist shotas

>>12035712
>impromptu outing at a restaurant with your hungry friend
>not that hungry but don't want to make your friend eat alone
>see the kids menu lets adults order from it
based af

>>12036020
replace the shotas with lolis and you've got paradise right there