/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is this supposed to be good or bad?

I want that volcano burrito meal

>>12030662
More like Taco Bell for ants menu.

>>12030662
i live in the uk and i have never seen a taco bell
only know from burgers on /ck/

>>12030735
Bad luck

>>12030750
Can I come over?

>>12030735
Seems like they’re trying to push it here. Last I checked I think only one existed in London, now there’s about 30 of them that have popped up in the last year or so.

>>12030767
Only if you dress like a sissy

>>12030750
Is there some sort of strategy to putting them all in the norf and coastal areas?

>>12030791
Northerners go there for the fine dining experience of eating foreign food. Southerners go there 'ironically'.

>>12030799
Maybe they’re testing the waters in the cheaper to rent areas. I’m surprised there isn’t more around London and west of London.

>>12030662
The best thing about Taco Bell is they have translated the US prices well, unlike other American restaurants here. In the US you can get two medium Domino's pizzas for $5.99 each. That's a standard deal available every day without a coupon. Blew my mind compared to how much I used to spend sharing a pizza with mates at uni, would come to about £25 aka $33 with discount.

Pizza is a luxury item in the UK.

I see they finally got rid of the $5 Buck Box.
Literally, five dollar buck box.

>>12030827
You can get a pizza from the supermarket for less than 3 quid. That is why you buy a basic one then throw your own toppings on them.

I can take a regular Dr. Oekters or whatever the fuck those things are named and turn it into a great pizza pretty easily with BBQ sauce, Tuna, mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon etc. (variations of).

As a Brit the one thing I really hope they bring to the UK is Olive Garden, the Americans on here seem to love it so it must be pretty good.

>>12030887
it's not. It's not disgusting or anything, but it's not great (it's not even that cheap). Breadsticks are tasty but it's just a soft breadstick with butter and garlic salt. I imagine you can get mediocre italian food wherever you live

>>12030877
grocery store pizza bases are pretty grim, those afghan pizza places like pizza gogo offer 18" for 9.99

>>12030887
>the one thing I really hope they bring to the UK is Olive Garden
That's really sad.
>the Americans on here seem to love it
Um, no.

>>12030912
fettuccine alfredo doesn't exist in the uk sadly

>>12030887
Wendy's tried to open in the UK but went out of business within a year

I want Little Caesars

>>12030877
Fucking tuna with bbq sauce on a pizza!
I can't laugh hard enough!

>>12030887
It's garbage. If you're ever in the states, skip it. That's where high schoolers go on dates. It's just cheap shit, dressed up.

>>12030827
We just can't do pizza. Americans would weep, let alone the Italians

>>12030662
thanks for posting that, I guess

Taco Bell used to be cooler

>>12030887
we have pizza express instead

No halal? No gyro burrito?

>>12030791

American army bases

>>12031104
What do you expect from the country that decided to leave the EU without a fucking backup plan?

>tacobell UK
Why?

>>12031504
Its one of the few non halal places left

>>12030750
That just means you don't live near a shithole.

Current us item of steak rattlesnake fries burritos is so good

>>12030928
Its true its difficult as fuck to get decent pizza here, chains are shit and the late night places are shit 99% of the time.

A school friends family started making pizza at their lahore food place. He actually bothered to learn about pizza and made good calls on value/ingredients. You could get a good crispy thin pizza till midnight for 6.99 but holy shit ive never known anyone to work so fucking hard in my life. It was literally just him and or occasionally his wife cooking them atleast 10 hrs aday infront of that boiling hot fucking pizza oven 6 days a week. Not surprisingly he changed to driving work a year ago, i miss that fucking pizza.

>>12031594
Its just the nacho fries,(always give me and other workers indigestion) frozen pre cooked steak strips we heat in bags in hot water vats, a Z of chipotle sauce, and the jalapenos that taste more like bell peppers that no one ever orders without the promotion. When i see what people pay for this literal dog food i feel even worse for having a part time place holding job there as a "cook."

Why are Europeans so obsessed with American fastfood?

>>12032087
Its a rare and exotic delicacy

>>12032003
give me the insider info on taco bell. what's the best shit. also how can I scam these dickheads into giving me more food

Any more menus to post anons?

Five Guys UK menu

>>12032003
Hol up, taco bell had jalapeño all along?

McDonald's UK menu

>>12030962
Make it with premade sauce and it's the same

Wimpy Bar (UK native)

>>12030887
Fuck no. The only good stuff is the make your own pats plate because it’s hard to fuck up pasta. The Alfredo sauce is cheap shit and many dishes are covered in it.

>>12030709
this post a readable menu or gtfo

>>12032227
holy shit is that named after the popeye character? based

>>12030887
olive garden is boomer garbage

>>12031535
he lives in wales, its bad enough

>>12030692
its ok, i like the things that have sour cream/guac to counteract the mild spiciness. 7 layer burrito and crunchwrap supreme are my favourites

>>12030662
>Nacho Supreme
>Shareable

>>12032220
>20 piece
>sharebox

>>12032427
yeah it is

>>12032172
There is no best shit its all just shit. After working in fast food i honestly dont want to eat at any of them unless it comes down to me starving which isnt going to happen even with the foresight of a slow trout. As for free food just go through the drive thru and walk in all huffy puffy with your receipt and claim this always happens you missed (shitty barley classified as edible food item here) when in reality its on the grease stained passenger seat of your shitbox. Doing it during lunch or dinner rush would yield better results but why youd spend your time doing that instead of dumpster diving for better food is beyond me

>>12032213
Yes. The only thing thats "special" are those god awful fries.

>>12032227
>wimpy bar
>no burgers

>>12030813
Chichester has amongst the highest rent in the country. Also that map isn't correct, I'm guessing the London ones were left out and the map isn't up to date either

Tried a volcano burrito, wasn't half bad. I mean, it wasn't spicy like the name implies, but it was alright as far as fast food goes.

>>12030887
I've literally never seen anyone speak positively about Olive Garden

>>12034399
Sometimes you do when the nursing home permits the boomers to have internet access for an hour or 2.

Can you buy beer in TB in the US? You can in the UK.

A taco and a corona is £2 on Tuesdays.

>>12030662
Looks like American TB but more expensive.

>>12030887
It’s Italian food so unauthentic that even Americans don’t actually think it’s Italian.

>>12034540
>Muh authentic
You sound like a fag. Why would that matter at all except to someone with no personality?

>>12034544
Well you sound like your mother when she gives me blowjobs in the kitchen.

>>12034544
Shush, child.

>>12031112
Fuck me what a pile of cock.

Is there no quesarito? Most based tacobell order: one chicken and one Beef quesarito

>>12030662
>still have volcano item

it's not fucking fair

Wait, is Taco bell a new thing in the UK?

>>12034621
The quesarito is just an overpriced 5 Layer Burrito that's half the size. Only a chump would buy one of those, let alone two.

>>12034765
Poorfag

>>12034544
Cause I don't want ketchup and egg noodles when I ask for spaghetti with marinara sauce.

>>12034765
Same size tortilla only difference is it gets a Z of chipotle, grilled, and a scoop of the "rice."

>>12034919
Oh and no "bean" on the rito.

>>12030662
Cultural Appropriation!
Cultural Appropriation!

>>12030887
Breadsticks are crunchy in the UK

>>12030750
>Rotherham

>>12035120
tacos made of groomed orphan meat

>>12030887
Ugh it's horrible.

>>12034734
Yeah the only one I've seen opened in Glasgow a few months ago.

>>12030887
>not fazolis
Fazolis breadsticks blow olive garden's out of the water m8

>>12030662
>>12032282
Here's a readable menu.

>>12034919
Who the fuck doesn't get their 5 layer burritos grilled? I'm pretty sure if you add the chipotle sauce and rice it's still cheaper to get a 5 layer.

>>12036885
I guess. I would just you know, make the fucking things for a fraction of the price and with real ingredients but thats just me. Suppose you like tyrone and paco dropping the tort and going haha fuck it right?

>no doritos locos tacos
what's the point? literally the only worthwhile thing on the menu

>>12030662
and into the trash it goes, exactly where everything taco bell related should be

>>12030688
why not having your own opinion anOOOOn

>>12037432
DELET

>>12032201
eight pounds for a burger? i could buy the meat for twice the burger at home. why do people pay so much money for a fucking BURGER. and i’ve had the shit. it just isn’t that great. simply as if i had cooked a burger at home but was being too lazy to flavor the patty.

>>12030662
Wtf you get churros with your boxes? We always get those disgusting cinnatwists with ours. It just a pork rind covered in cinnamon sugar. They're gross.

>>12031112

"Bell" means penis in the UK. Taco Bell literally means Taco Penis. No-one with any self respect would eat there.

>>12038256
I would

>>12030662
>they need instructions on how to order

are bongs really this dumb?

No kebab meat?

>>12038396
>kebab

>>12038256
thats bellend you numpty

>>12030912
You know you want it, anon.

>>12030662
If there's no booze on the menu it'll fail in the UK.

>>12034409
No, but that’s store policy, not the law. There’s a local chain here, Taco Cabana, where you can get Tex-Mex food, with a beer, sit outside on the patio when it’s warm and smoke a cig, and conceal carry a firearm. This is in what is, besides Utah, the most alcohol restrictive state (Texas).

>>12030662
>How To Order
Do brits really do this?

>>12038640
American here, I will literally choose familiar places simply because I know how ordering works.
If England Eatery came here I'd be afraid to go because I don't know how to order
See: soup nazi, Seinfeld

>>12038230
They are actually noodles. Fried in days old oil and covered in cinna

>>12039367
You know the order but you dont know the method. Why are you even a tripfag here? Its like being a trip on /o/ and not knowing the first thing about a fucking car. Oh shit, just put my foot in my mouth. But wait that would be a delicacy to you

>>12038040
its exotic, burger is foreign dining to brits

>>12038640
that foreign much gets us confused

the cringe

>>12032201
Fuck off where? It's almost twice that where I live.

>>12030827
I don't know if it's a common thing, but Mod pizza seems to be changing the game in that regard.

>>12032474
That's not Wales

>>12038634
There is, as I asked above: they do a taco and a corona for £2 on Tuesdays. Do they serve alcohol in American TB?

>>12034399
This, I've never even been to one and I never will. I don't know who's keeping them in business

>>12032201
The bacon cheeseburger converts to about $11.50, oof it's 8.89 here which is obscenely overpriced to begin with

>>12041071
No. There are some regional places like pic related that fill that niche, they're more fast casual than fast food though.

>>12041092
I guess they don't want people driving away even more trashed than they arrived eh?

>>12035041
Used to eat those with hummus all day when I lived in the UK

>>12041073
Whatever happened to that anon who got the Pasta Pass and posted threads almost daily?
Did he die from pasta overload?

>>12030887
Once the novelty wears off, you'll end up going to local places that are way better

>>12032087
>Great Britain
>European
Nope.

>>12034734
Not really. Had them here for a few years now.

>>12041815
People really only go there for a beer and to steal the hot sauce. The actual food is shit tier.

>>12030791

>Manchester
>the norf