/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I want Norway to leave

>>12027830
Since when is lunchbox a specific food?

>>12027830
>pickles
>ham-tongue
>bread
>toilet paper
>bread

Do you eat the paper in the middle?

>>12027877
it's like a rice paper wrap, goes down nice and easy when you let a little saliva soak into it

>>12027830
wow looks really disgusting
might as well spread vegemite on it too

>>12027851
ultimate based matpakke
>bread
>nutella
>honey
>paper
>bread
>peanutbutter
>jelly
>paper
>bread
>butter
>meat
>paper
>bread
>mayo
>cheese
>paper

>>12027877
that's the point otherwise it wouldn't be Norwegian

>>12027830
>matpakke
I like them pakked a bit more.

>>12028147
That is not a matpakke that is a sandwich.

>>12028135
worlds_saddest_lunch.jpg

What is the purpose of the paper in the middle, do you eat it like a sandwich in one bite or separately, and do you put any mayo or anything on it?

>>12028170
You eat the paper. You can put things like mayo, butter, jam, honey, liver patte, fish paste etc.

>>12028195
Why the fuck would you eat paper

>>12028170
They're fucking with you.

The paper is a divider. These are what amounts to two different (What Americans would call) open faced sandwiches. They are not eaten together. Both slices are considered two separate entities. The paper is some autistic shit where if the two slices came into contact they'd instantly become a 'sandwich' and the Norwegian-ness would be ruined.

>>12027830
Nigga what the fuck is that

>>12028242
It's a matpakke

>>12028242
Okay, imagine if some retarded kid made an inside out Twinkie and called it a 'blimlimlim'. If anybody said "Hey, that's an inside out Twinkie!" The retarded kid would immediately correct them that no, this is a blimlimlim.

This is what Norway did to the concept of the sandwich.

>>12028288
Retard thinks a cake is a twinkie. Calls it a blimlimlim.

>>12028288
Now I am going to enjoy this delicious leffnek.

>>12027830
https://youtu.be/JlNmeVK_zLg

>>12027830
Its called madpakke you Norweigan fuck

>white bread
ahahahahaha

PASKA

As far as white people go, Norwegeians are even lamer than Americans.

Why can't dumb shit white people appreciate spices and flavor?

>>12029925
>white people
>Americans

Still suck in 1965?

sometimes with really good bread, a slice with butter and some cold cooked meat is delicious

but the bread has to be good

>>12029936
based autistic ´MERICA poster

>>12029925
Yeah life isnt as bombastic and jivin in a the mountains where it rains 300 days a year, compared to the spicy ethnic slavetrade jungle of the southern United states, where the super smart blacks use their food stamps to make some straight fire greasy, salty, spicy and sweet meat jus like mamuh usea maek.

>>12027830
I saw that video of Norwegian guy shitting on Norwegian food on YouTube too, anon.

>>12028288
Except its the other way around, everyone was eating cake and then some asshole american made an inside out cake and called it a "twinkie" and thought that was his own creation.

Same with matpakke, stupid asshole norwegians were to retarded to have either a sandwich or bread and meat/cheese, and made some stupid bastard child of the two.

Weirdo N*rwegians still eat cheese on bread as a leftover custom from harsh winters when there was no fresh food available

>>12027830
Nothing wrong as a sandwich except the ham looks like american megacorporate molded/pressed scraps, chemically injected, tumbled and boiled ready to eat "country ham style product." I thought europeans were better than that.

>>12030621
Did you think Europe never used processed cheese for anything?