/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12023072
>Out of root beer
I'll be taking my business elsewhere, thanks

Octuple bypass, double bacon, double cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickle, lettuce, onion, french fries, vanilla shake, and a paddle please

>>12023082

>>12023084
>lettuce
Sir, this is the Heart Attack Grill, not a salad bar.

>

>>12023072
>what’ll it be /ck/?
I'm take a field roast sausage and some vegan chili to top it

This guy is an actual doctor. I think he just figured out a way to euthanize the people who likely will never lose weight in their lives anymore anyway.

>>12023086
Apparently they also sell candy cigarettes for kids too.

>>12023072
Just a Dark Nurse please.
(Why does the coronary dog look like someone literally did a shit on a bun...?)
>>12023159
MOTHERFUCKING HALO HALO. Please.

>>12023159
fuck off

>Get mad at in n out burger for protecting its copyright
>Reeee and make a meme restaurant to kill fat people

>>12023159
I hope they get one of those out in Arizona soon.
They opened some out in California a couple of years ago. Have they successfully expanded?
Jewgle keeps giving me news articles from forever ago

>>12023159
What are those white cake things? Some kind of biscuit?

>>12023196
try rice retard

>>12023159
So did they just try to sell a googled list of top most popular food items?

>>12023072
I heard the food there is so fatty it doesn't have much flavor

>>12023086
Those jpg artifacts are worse than anything on the menu

https://youtu.be/DymEcvMptUU

>>12023159
Never heard of Jolliebee until seeing it on /ck/. Looks fucking gross desu especially that spaghetti. It's just a meme right? Nobody really eats there right?

>>12023307
Eat bait faggot

>>12023307
Sorry for not associating fried chicken with fucking rice cakes, asshole

>>12023129
The scary thing is that it actually works. A lot of their spokespersons and staff have actually died of obesity-related diseases. Imagine being so cynical you actually prove yourself right.

>>12023159
Everything on there looks horrible. It reminds me of Apple Cabin ESPECIALES.

>>12023072
Not fat and I wouldn't eat that shit but I want one of those nurses to beat me. How?

Three shots of Patron and a milkshake

>>12023426
I thought they beat you if you *didn’t* eat the suicide burger.

>>12023072
The exit.

>>12023379
Ask your local Filipinos.

>>12023159
>orange cheese on spaghetti

>>12023072
>heart attack grill
Don't fucking remind me

>>12023086
Fries fried in lard would probably taste pretty gross.

>>12023350
Obese fucks don't give a shit, it's the reason they just hear 'burger' and their mind goes 'GUD FOOOOD'.

>>12023716
I'd eat one of those frozen dreamsicles. Nothing else tho.

>>12023072
>double bypass burger extra bacon
>beer
This will be more than enough food I guess.

>>12023955
Fucking casual
Original Dutch/Belgian fries are fried in lard. I did so for a long time too but it became hard to come by.

>>12023072
>plus 8.25% tax for our wasteful government to squander
based

>Free food if you're fat!
>Be publicly humiliated for being a lardass by being weighed on a freight scale
>Have to buy a drink that costs as much as or more than the actual fucking burger
>Only get a single burger when they're famous for their triple burger
>Unblinded by the promises of greasy ass shit, you notice not a single person who works there or the owner eats any of the food, wonder why

I like a big burger, but no fucking thanks.

>>12024227
Aren’t they originally fried in beef tallow?

>>12024315
Yes, but I didn't know English made a distinction between the two. Ossewit is a brand name, the generic Dutch name would be 'rundsvet', but nobody uses that.

>>12024321
I pointed it out just because I like fries made with beef tallow and I guess pork lard will make them smell quite funny. Also never heard or saw someone using pork lard for fries. It’s a different story with schnitzel tho.

>>12023716
Absolutely disgusting

>>12023129
He was a dietician and he said he got tired of people not listening to his advice so he went with "if you can't beat em, join em" and has made money off it. Everything is meant to either shame people into not being so fat, or just give them what they want (so they can inevitably die). It's not clear if he legit HATES everyone but it's a possibility.

He's basically the Hero America deserves.

>>12023072
uh excuse me this is /ck/ and we only eat at the finest restaraunts in the world (according to some faggot travel website)

>>12024393
Don’t forget he also keeps cremated remains of one customer who died in his restaurant. Absolutely based.

>>12023159
The virgin heartbreak fast food
The chad heart attack fast food

>>12023415
>>12024393
>>12024408
Kek, I'm looking at this from an entirely different perspective now

>>12023072
>9.40 for a fucking hotdog
Just stop by Publix on the way home. I'll cook when we get back to the house.

>>12024441
Thing is you are more likely to die inside the restaurant because tourist faggots will take photos of you having heart attack thinking it’s just restaurant’s prank. That also happened.

>>12024455
this but i'll just get a publix sandwhich for $5.99 instead and make a salad when we get home, wala

>>12023159
Filipinos truly have the worst taste.

>>12024463
The very existence of that restaurant is the best performance art I ever heard of

>>12023716
>Plus 8.1% tax for our wasteful government to squander

Basted and replicated.

>>12024467
I'm thinking about those subs

>>12023716

Looks lit tbqh

>>12023716
>8.1% tax for the Government to help prevent my suppliers killing my patrons with poisoned products, clean water for my soda, electricity for my cooking appliances and roads for customers to visit my store

>>12024501
Do you really expect such a cynical establishment to be genuinely thankful, especially to the monolithic (as most people see it) government?

>>12024312
You can buy a pop for a few bucks anon

>>12023716
Shit, might as well peddle weed too to really get those munchies going.

>>12023716
Candy cigarettes. That's probably the least harmful thing on the menu.

>>12023072
>single bypass burger
>9$

Wut?

>>12024666
Your fault for not being 350+

>>12023072
$20 for that much food?
God Bless America you fucks know how to bulk.

>>12023072
The owner is a doctor and a new level of based.
>obese paitents ignore his advice to live healthy
fuck it I'll give the pigs what they want with a tongue and cheek vegas slop fest, people can eat ironically because of the novelty, obese people can eat themselves to death for free.
all while he makes profit.
God Bless America.

>>12024501
>It's a restaurant founded and run by a guy who hates fat people so much that he has them kill themselves via overindulgence at a place he literally designed to kill them
>Anon gets mad about the wasteful government joke on the menu

I don't know if you're just trolling or if you suckle on the government's teat that hard but c'mon man, have some self respect

Well I am fine with a single bypass burger, BUT you don't get a good value for the price, because $9 is a steep price for a regular burger, and for just $2 more, you get the double bypass burger, but $11 still isn't what i would want to pay for a double-patty burger.

So i think i'll go for the Triple Bypass Burger, because that seems to have a decent price-value ratio.

>>12023072
>$10 for a fucking single
no thank you, have a nice day.

>>12023716
>Actual Size

>>12023716
>bacon bondage

Well they've got me

>>12024666
you’re paying for the experience

Burger is an obvious waste, the hot dog is barely acceptable.

Onion Rings - that's fair for what I assume will be an over-sized fat-persons portion.

Chili Fries - For $5.25 should be an amazing value per calorie/dollar.

$11.93 shot - at 3.4 oz that's a really good deal.

If water is free this is my order.

>>12023129
He's a modern Kevorkian.

Pack of lucky strikes. Can't find those bastards anywhere.

>>12025293
>really good deal
That’s just over 2 normal shots, still evens out to >$5 for 1

>>12023072
mmm a heaping slab of shit in a bun
is that supposed to be a hot dog?

>>12025223
Do I get a discount if I ordered to go? since i'm not eating at the restaurant I don't get to """experience""" it

>>12025373
Actually it’s almost 4 shots

>>12025342
L.S.M.F.T. I miss em

>>12024666
It's the size of most every other burger joints double which is roughly the same price

>>12025603
It's chili, so think shit from an armpit

>>12023129

He's not an actual doctor but he was a dietician or something yeah. Before the restaurant business he owned a bunch of gyms.

>>12023379

It is the pinnacle of Filipino cuisine, also know as dogshit.

>>12024478

Based

>>12026230
>L.S.M.F.T.
heh I've never smoked in my life but I know that slogan from listening to old Jack Benny programs.
also
>Luckies taste better
>cleaner fresher smoother

>>12023072
I’ll take the quadruple bypass with bacon, a milkshake, a shot of fireball, fries, and a hotdog

>>12024501
So what flavor of boot do you enjoy licking the most

>>12023955
It's legitimately tasty shit.

>>12023379

I tried it once. It's fucking terrible, as is all over Flip food. The burgers taste like salisbury steak, the spaghetti comes with an overly sweetened sauce, and the rest of the menu is just as disappointing/regrettable. There's a reason all the Flips get fat and have elevated cholesterol/blood pressure when they're older

>>12026981
This. You'd be getting some meat flavor in there.

>>12024501
>hurr durr i willingly contribute to the disfunctionality of my government and you should too!

>>12023072
>hotdog looks like a giant piece of shit

>>12023159
This menu looks fake as hell. I still can't believe it's an actual chain.

>>12023129
>>12023415
>>12024393
>capitalism.exe

>>12024501
>prevent my suppliers killing my patrons with poisoned products
>restaurant is literally to kill people with poisoned products
I can never use this image macro again. Nothing could ever top this one.

>>12027044
The only disfuntional government I’ve encountered has been in red states. I grew up in Cali and thought it was trash until I tried to do some work in the south

>>12023086
the jolt battery cans were kino and I would regularly walk a 1/4 mile when I was young just to buy one

>>12023955
I had fries fried in duck fat once. Holy shit, you haven't lived until you've tried it.

>>12023716
>do NOT split or share larger burgers
Why the fuck can't people do what they want with the food they paid for? Splitting food is for homosexuals like 90% of the time but how are they going to force you to eat an eight patty burger all by yourself? Who hates themselves enough to get anything more than a double at this place.

>>12027182
no one from California calls it Cali. Fuck off you miserable piece of shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk

>who needs these pants

>>12023072
>cash only
this is how you know the owner is a piece of shit

>>12027182
no you didn't

>>12023072
Gross. I live in Las Vegas and have never been to this place. It's overpriced garbage created by a health nut that was tired of people eating like garbage. He realized that it was a waste of time and created the most ridiculous overpriced slop knowing people would go bananas for it. In the past decade like 2 or 3 spokespeople for the restaurant have died of cardiac arrest.

>>12027649
The owner was a doctor that grew to hate fat people and is now intentionally trying to kill them using legal means.

>cash only
no thanks

>>12023072
>Jell-o shot, hold Jell-o
>Thanks
>You guys gotta, uh, bathroom? Comin down real hard

>>12027698
>I live in Las Vegas
I'm sorry.

>>12023159
>gravy steak and rice

I mean, I fucking love salisbury steak, I'd try it

>>12027764
Lol yeah it has its pros and cons, but people don't realize that Las Vegas outside of Las Vegas Blvd is actually pretty amazing and retardedly low cost. Also, while most locals hate the strip, I actually quite enjoy it. It helps that I know all the back roads and local discounts. The one thing I would tell to anyone wanting to move here is only consider living in the central west and northwest side of the city.

>>12023086
All the chip shops near me use lard. This isn't special.

>>12023955
They taste fantastic. All the chip shops where I live use lard.

>>12023072

Hi, I’ll have a double bypass with bacon, onion rings, a chocolate shake, water, and three patron shots while I wait. Thank you very much. Can I smoke in here?

>>12023159
>tfw no paniki chomping, kidlat seeing, kalayaan fighting, mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, kapalungan going, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /ck/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf to go to Jolliebee with

>>12023716
>over 350lbs and you eat for free
holy fuck

I think I would qualify at this point but it wouldn't be worth flying in from germany, I think.

>willingly skewing the meat to bread ratio by using more than one patty
shiggy fucking dig

>>12029910
Do you like bread that much?
When I was strictly doing low carb I would order my burgers without buns and feel fine about it.
(Not at McDonald's but in our university cafeteria. I'm not THAT autistic)

>>12023384
your question wasn't bait, you're just a retard

>>12023072
I’m eating somewhere else because I’m downright ashamed that we let America come to this.

Didn't this place shut down?

>>12023072
>Five slices of bacon for the single
Zoinks.

I've been to the one in vegas. Its obviously a tourist stop not an everyday restaurant.
Fun fact: you have to put on a hospital gown, they give you, to actually eat in the restaurant.
ALSO, the paddle punishment is no joke. I watched like 4 chucklefucks get paddled, all were eager of course. They got their asses handed to them, all limped out the door barely holding tears back.

>>12030630
>paddle punishment

go on

>>12023072
>tfw you can eat at heart attack grill for free

>>12023716

So unfortunate that it doesn't also sell weed, so it is not authentically representative of true Ancap cuisine and culture.

>>12031986
Iktf

>>12023072
How much to bang the fatty nurseshttp://i.4cdn.org/ck/1552534491440.jpg

Kinda weird those burgers don't have lettuce, but they have tomato.