/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12022201
>southern evangelicals
>lent

>>12022201

>religion

>>12022201
Thank christ

Lent isn't real.

>>12022217
God isn't real.

>>12022222
FUG

>>12022222
Checked

>>12022222
Apologize

American christians don't into lent. I didnt hear about it until my late teens

>>12022222

chick-fil-a is a protestant(baptist)/evangelical-headed organization so it's irrelevant

Protestants don't have the discipline for Lent.let them keep hating and getting fatter while we get stronger and lose weight.

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>>12022201
Baptists don't celebrate Lent

>>12022222
It’s over

>>12022201
>hypocrisy thy name is homophobic evangelical christian Chik-fil-a
So what's new?

>>12022222
just threw all my crucifixes in the garbage

>>12022222
Time to buy some fedoras I guess

>>12022209
>faggot who has no object and entity to center himself when he's wandering astray and has anxiety
oof, go listen to your xyz post-xyz music more faggot

>>12022222
PLEASE NO NO NO NO NO

>>12022222
Thank you God for using this anon's post as a test for us all.
The fact that a post of this magnitude could happen only proves your intelligent design

>>12022201
My local chick-fil-a sells fish during lent

>>12022222
Christcucks rekt and chekd

>>12022561
>God is cope

>>12022222
wtf I hate Jesus now

>>12022222
You can't fool me that easily, God

>>12022222

True

>>12022201
>HE 12,019
>Still believing in Sky Daddy

>>12022222
See?

>>12022204
They do recognize Lent, but they do so by taking a vow to abstain from one particular thing for the entire 40 days. What exactly an individual abstains from can be as simple as a
certain food like chocolate, or a favorite leisure activity like golf. This is a personal vow that is entirely voluntary, you don't have to give something up for Lent if you don't want to. Source: Grew up United Methodist, realized religion is dumb and there is no such thing as a god when I was 17.

>>12022222
fuck off, heretic

WHEW
this is so much better and relevant to (((board culture))) than ReviewBrah.
Thanks mods. Thank you so much

>>12022201
Being catholic= enabling pedos

>>12022222
holy shit

>>12022222
O SHIT, NIG

>>12022222
People making a big deal out of the numbers, but yeah. Once you realize god isn't real, it opens up a lot of opportunities as long as you keep good social morals.

>>12023177
Is ReviewBrah banned now for some reason?

>>12023154
>realized there wasn't a god at 17
>hasn't grown up since and realized God is real
makes you think desu

>>12022222
Six twos.
Which add up to twelve.
Twelve is six and six.
Six. Six. Six.

Nice fuckin' try, Satan.

>>12023628
If God was real I don’t think he’d have allowed the Jews to be nearly genocided, Burger King to exist, or Trump to have won in 2016.

>>12023665
>665
Satan even fails at his own trips. Pathetic

>>12023665
What makes you think God is interventionist? He gave us the tools we need. The rest is up to us.

>>12022743
>Fish isn't meat

Catholic "logic" everyone

>>12023752
it really is fucking stupid isn't it
and it's hardly a sacrifice anyways

>>12022222
Allah wins again infidels

>>12023616
How does not giving a shit necessarily open up new opportunities?

>>12022568
Take it to /pol/, discord tranny.

>>12023957
You get to fuck whoever you want without feeling guilty.

>>12023829
lol

>>12024009
Oh so your just a moral relativist. You're even worse than the evangelicals and the ibadi muslims

>>12024041
Not the one you were replying to but I don't need some hypocritical church to tell me right from wrong. They're nothing to specify that for others, especially with made up shit like lent.
A lot of people "need" to be led to the slaughter, like cattle and that's what they choose, some of us don't.

>>12022201
Based and ignoring the bible as soon as it affects business but still pretending to be devote pilled.

>>12022201
fuck Catholics

>>12023829
>Implying that Allah and the Judeo-Christian God aren't one and the same.
Different sand people, different rules, different prophets, same sky fairy.

>>12023737
So what's prayer for, just divine chat

>>12024498
I do fuck a Catholic.

>>12022222
if god was real this would not have happened.

>>12022217
>his mom does his laundry
Fucking based desu

>>12022222
no u

>>12023752
>>12023764
I'm abstaining from all meat during lent, even fish. I always thought that was a dirty loop hole, like you're trying to outsmart your faith, kinda cheesy.
I'm not catholic tho I'm orthodox

>>12023752
Is egg also not considered meat? It's weird how fish and eggs are allowed to eat but chicken isn't.

>>12025011
I don't consider egg a meat. It's not fertilized, it's literally just chicken period.

>>12024689
Oh bloody hell man. When you pray to God you're allowing yourself to sit at the edge of your existence, saying "God, I'm here, I need your help. I can't get my life together on my own". You know they've done studies on these things man? People who pray are happier, more satsified and even tend to report higher incomes at their jobs. This is no joke man and to the atheists who say "oh you're just praying to a flying spaghetti monster", they haven't thought about this seriously for a second. And that's that.

>>12022222
uh oh

>>12025046
I don't think anyone is denying that the placebo effect is real, anon.

Blissful ignorance is both blissful and ignorant.

>>12025046
>prosperity gospel
Yikes. The Bible doesn’t say you’ll know Christians by their wealth and happiness you goof. You could get the same results with some new age power of positive thinking.

>>12025046
Lol wonder who's behind this post?

>>12025046
Find and worship the true god (pic related), heretic, instead of worshipping a crucified jew criminal.

Are Americans even Christian? I know most of them are some kind of su@human half Adventist half jehovahs witness. Their religion makes me physically sick...

>>12023616
So you're one of those guys without a conscience, I think there's an official term for that...

>>12025185
>not needing god to threaten you to function means you don't have a conscience
big yikes

>>12025196
No, but he's talking about "doors opening up" when all you care about is how others percieve you. When it's well documented that when normal functioning people get away with something bad their normal functioning brain still eats itself alive over it.

>>12022222
Uhm no sweetie I am real and Trump rigged the election.

>>12023616
More like it opens up new orifices for people to stick their cock in you.

>>12022743
damn, those fish fillets look good

>>12022204

But they don't like the gays so it's even.

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>>12022222
get DABBED on christicucks!

>>12023665
Good thing nobody gives a fuck what you think

>>12025782
everyone was so muscular a million years ago when they took pictures like this. What the heck happened?

>>12026036
What happened is that the artists hired muscular models for their work. Most models were men too, so you will find female characters with very masculine bodies that have boobs slapped onto them.

>>12022201
>being a xtian

>>12022236
Lent is a catholic thing, enjoy hell.

>>12025046
When you realize organized religion has basically shrouded all of the real spiritual truth that was and real prayer is replaced by some dogmatic garbage where they tell you to think in your head to God basically implicative that it doesn't know what your struggles are and is limited to communication only by your mind contradictory to scripture. Mind rituals like modern "prayer" can be as useful as positive affirmations or belief in general, I can assure you that you are not swaying the ultimatum.

>>12026170
What are examples of real prayer?

>>12022222
NNONONONONONONONO LORD COME BACK TO ME

>>12025056
This. You can very easily tell which Christians are burgers because they all have tinges of prosperity gospel.
God only promises you suffering and death, the rest is up for grabs. Most people probably won't even go to heaven by Christianity's rules, so they struggle with life, die, and then go to Hell for their troubles. It ain't fun. Even the devout aren't promised an easy life, just a better shot at a good afterlife. Sounds like a bum deal to most.

Based. I'm pretty sure it's owned by Baptists too. I'm even Catholic and I think it's fucking hysterical

>>12025196
>doesn't ever think about where conscience comes from
absolute state of fedora tippers

>>12025254
Then why didn't you prevent it?

>>12026276
"Christians" in the US, particularly the ones who wear it on their sleeve and are most vocal about it, only worship this god.

>>12022222
God gave us wet pussy > Satan gave us numbers
4chan uses numbers to prove God is not real < 4chan get wet pussy revoked

>>12022222
Someone call the Vatican, immediately.

>>12022222
HERESY!

Because they're protestants. If you want someone to cater to you satanic, pedophile cult there's literally EVERY other establishment for you and your ilk.

>>12022222
>board slow enough to get digits
>idiots go insane
Ok.

>>12026885
cope

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>>12024689
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>>12025196
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>>12023665
COMPLETE FUCKING FAGGOTRY

>>12022561
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>>12025046
IRREVOCABLY BASED. DIVINELY CHRISTPILLED

>>12023752
They also consider beaver a fish officially

>>12023665
but he didn't allow the jews to be nearly genocided
hence why it didn't happen

>>12027158
Christ was not the son of god

>>12025011
Egg definitely isn’t meat, though any embryo inside it would be.

>>12027158
>Warn against prosperity gospel
>faggotry
Fuck off

>>12022222
N-nandatto

>>12026495
I've actually thought about it quite a lot. Conscience is a set of instincts which are adaptive for living in social settings. This explanation has much more predictive power than just saying god done it.

>>12023764
You don't even know the history of it do you?

>>12027430
get out of here kike!

>>12027489
>doesn't ask where those instincts come from
>doesn't ask how those instincts are stored
>doesn't wonder how a human living in a materialist reality can step outside of that materialism and even ponder what an instinct is
almost there

>>12027568
1. They are adaptations which were selected for over thousands of years reinforced by memetic adaptations in the surrounding society.

2. They are stored in the structure of your brain in some cases. In others it's just a matter of what the society around you stores in their brains collectively.

3. Extremely versatile reasoning abilities which were selected for over millions of years.

>>12027499
The history is literally just some bible verse that describes "meat of animals that walk upon the earth" or something to that effect. But since fish SWIM they created a loophole for it and pushed the meme so hard for 2000 years that even completely nonreligious people will describe fish as being a separate category from meat. It's retarded, because it's fucking meat.

>>12022201
Imagine being protestant heathens

>>12027587
>doesn't ask what the structure of evolution is
not quite, free yourself from the materialist spook

>>12027614
This question makes it apparent that you don't know the first thing about the "structure of evolution." Go to church hayseed.

>>12027626
your response proves you have the intellectual capacity of a chimp which is why you responded like one. grow up.a few years and ask theze questions again. all mediating forces in the universe have structure and shape including evolution which is effectively anti-entropy in a universe governed towards disorder

>>12022222
holy SHIT

>>12023616
Yea, now I can masturbate. Thanks not God!

>>12027633
Dude you're assuming that your interlocutor is a thoughtless idiot from the get-go. Your entire method of argumentation is to violate the principle of charity. All you offer is insults and you're butthurt that someone insulted you back for making a baseless assertion? Get real.

>>12022222
Will the christ cucks ever recover?

>>12027669
c o p e

>>12023616
I'd most certainly agree that the abrahamic concept of God is false. However, God does exist.
You'd have to be a huge faggot to think all of this was merely an error, mistake, chance or whatever.

>>12027838
I do not believe in the existence of god(s) anymore. It does not affect me.

>>12022222
lmao at all the coping christcucks itt

>>12023616
>it opens up a lot of opportunities as long as you keep good social morals.
Mmm, yes. The modern world sure is a bastion of good morality and progression.

>>12023616
Most people require a belief in a higher, judgmental power in order to maintain morality. If you're able to do without, that's great, but you shouldn't try to destroy the idea of God to dumb, poor people. You're potentially in a fortunate position that most people aren't able to reach. Don't take it for granted.

>>12028108
>you shouldn't try to destroy the idea of God to dumb, poor people

Will christcucks ever recover?

>>12028108
>require a belief in a higher, judgmental power in order to maintain morality
But they don't maintain a morality even when believing in a skypilot punishing the immoral or those who fail to follow the ethical teachings. This once again demonstrates the the absolute uselessness of religion except as a social, tribalistic group identity. This is illustrated clearly with rightwing christian evangelicals who violate virtually every teaching of christ with impunity, yet scream loudest about how "christian" they are. Absurd.

>>12025125
we're drinking, cursing, fornicating "Christians"

>>12029449
>skypilot
>uselessness
>rightwing christian evangelicals
this is why atheists aren't taken seriously. they have the same religious knowledge of the spirit-only evangelical they ironically criticize. Read the Church Fathers, the Gnostics, read any major Confession before you strawman "religion". Absolutely pathetic and does a disservice to your point of view

>>12022561
shut the fuck up faggot virgin nigger atheist

>>12023752
It isn’t carnem, it’s pisces.

Plus it’s supposed to be a peasant food because the poor can’t raise a calf but they can easily catch a fish

>>12027610
>But since fish SWIM they created a loophole for it
It’s not a loophole. I bet you’d say Locusts being kosher but beetles not being kosher is also a “loophole” even though it’s a classification that just didn’t translate to the Anglosphere very well

>>12022201
>Christian, not Pope following Catholic
>Also serving fish until lent is done

>>12023665
ah, your a soyboy
that explains everything

don't overdose on that estrogen now

>>12022222
I know that already

>>12023752
They're not saying it's meat. Also, not defending RCC, orthodox here

>>12022201
chicken is not meat. you can eat them because they are birds.

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>>12022222
Checked, based, and redpilled.

>>12022201
This. Even McD invented the McFish to obey God. Dominus vobiscum brother, only 5 weeks to go

>>12023665
Yes they denied Christ and have suffered ever since.

>>12022201
>his religion has lent

You need better gods boy

I never understood how people don't consider fish a meat. If it came from a living animal, it has to be a meat right?

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>>12022222
Where is their God now?

>>12034766
lent isn't actually giving up meat.

>>12034766
Some people think that for something to be meat it has to come from a land animal.
Those people also happen to be fucking idiots.

>tried to get a chtistian girl to eat a steak on good Friday

Never got to fuck her...

>>12022222
I was wondering why this dumb thread was sticking around for so long. Finally open it up and now I know.

>>12036541
The shitty bait chick-fil-a threads always stay for fucking ever.
This one's no exception.

>>12022222
John 11:35

fast food is terrible, god isn't real, and all of you should be shot if you eat fast food

>>12034766
I think the rule is you can't eat warm blooded animals. Fish and reptiles are still allowed.

Get you some gator, boy.