/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>spanish onion
>doesnt even speak spanish

>>12015441
wait what

>>12015441
Looks red to me.

>cloudberries
>they actually grow on the ground

>>12015441
let's not forget how stupidly named pineapples are

BUT WHAT IF IT WAS PURPLE

>silver onions
>cheap

Those are clearly red. Red cabbages, on the other hand, is bullshit

>spinach
>doesn't spin

>>12015601
kek

>>12015441
>shellfish
>are actually crustaceans and mollusks

>cucumber
>quite light and easy to handle

>crayfish
>completely sane

>starburst
>is neither a star nor bursts

ITT reddit

>>12015441
>coke
>is pepsi ok?

>>12015441
>Sneed's feed & seed
>Formerly Chuck's

>>12015441
>butterscotch
>contains no scotch

>>12015506
That's only because, for some reason, its actual name (ananas) was only imported into some languages.
Dumbest name for a fruit, however, has to be the Dutch name for orange - 'sinaasappel' (literally "Chinese apple").

in japan they are called purple onions.

>eggplant
>it's not an egg

>>12015632
>ITT Reddit
>never even went to ITT

>strawberry
>it's not actually a berry

>>12015477
Spanish people don't speak Spanish either. They'll speak either Castillian, Catalan, Basque, Galician, Aragonese, Leonese, or Extremaduran.

>at Carl's Jr.
>and Hardee's

>>12015605
>Shellfish
>are actually generous and sweet

>dragonfruit
>not even mythical, can't breathe fire, doesn't hoard gold

>pomegranate
>contains no granite

>>12015710
that's why every south american country calls them piña right? Ananas can fuck right off

>ghost peppers
>not even undead

>>12015506
I think it's because it looks like the literal traduction of pineapple, une "pomme de pin"

>>12015506
>>12015710
Anus is gay af
>>12017893
>>>12017993
Based Spanish and English bros

>mandarin orange
>actually speaks cantonese

>>12015632
any humor that r*ddit has is stolen from 4chan

>cottage pie
>not made out of a cottage

>fast food
>its not actually food

>>12018854
All their based are belong to us.

None of these are funny you faggot redditors

>crackerbarrel
>no barrels of crackers for me to eat

>>12019228
Sorry here's one that might be more up your alley
>binging with babish
>his name isnt actually babish
Better?

>horseradish
>made from horses

>>12019233
the soy has gotten to your brain you hyper retard

>>12015477

>>12015645
It's intended to, but most are artificial now.

>radish
>not cool

>>12019244
upvoted

>lemon
>it's not a rearranged melon

>black tea
>its actually red
Chinese got it right? 红茶,'red tea'

>rootbeer
>no root
>no alcohol
>not even a beer
what the hell A&W?

>Grapefruit
>it's an orange with red flesh

>>12019747
Actually it was originally made from the root of the sassafras plant. I remember this from a fifth grade field trip to a local park where a guide showed us different plants and then dug up a sassafras plant and made us smell it.

IIRC the root smelled like root beer and the leaves/bark smelled like Froot Loops

>>12015477
spanish people don't speak spanish

>>12015441
Should be maroon onions

>>12019747
i think it has some harrada root in it

>>12021877
wait a minute

>>12015633
Pepsi is for niggers

>>12022558
so is you're mom lmao fking pwnt

>>12019210
supremely based

>>12022564
I doubt even niggers would want that filthy cunt. She’s more like drunk homeless Indian material.

>kraft cheese
>It’s not cheese

>>12022575
seems like a rude thing to say about your mom but i don't know enough or anything about your relationship with her or your upbringing to challenge or even inquire about your viewpoint and now i just feel like an asshole. im sorry anon

>onion rings
>TOR cannot access them

>>12016600
fuckin' posers

>steak tartar
>nobody takes the tartar from their teeth to incorporate it into the dish

>>12023795

>>12019236
when i was a kid my dad told me they were horse poos and i believed him for years

>>12019249
>>12019723
>>12019747
cringe

>>12022664
based

>hot dog
>no dog meat

>fish and chips
>comes with french fries

>>12022928
shut the fuck up fag (not him)

>>12024296
suck my fucking dick, dude

>>12015710
Oh yeh because calling a fruit after it's color is so much better.

>>12024739
probably bait but the name of the colour comes from the name of the fruit

> Cheese pizza
> Not actually pizza

>food
>not actually food

>>12019731
It's called black tea because the dried tea leaves appear black.

>soylent
>not made of people

>>12025555
its called black tea because its made out of black people
also checked

>>12015441
I couldn't care less, purple doesn't even have its own wavelength, unlike red and blue.

>be in kindergarten
>color purple onions purple
>color orange traffic light orange
>color blue grapes blue
>idiots tell me I'm wrong

>>12026480

It should be legal to kill people that pee in the pool.

>>12026514
Dude, literally everyone peed in the pool when they were a kid.

>>12015594
>implying silver isn't cheat

>>12026480
>stuff what didn't happen

>>12026480
>>12026514
fun fact: chlorinated pool smell is actually produced by a chemical reaction between chlorine pool disinfectants and urea

>>12026849
what?
no, that's incorrect, although chlorinated piss water does smell like chlorinated piss water.

>goldfish crackers
>neither gold nor fish

>>12026917
Or white

>>12019231

When I was about 7 years old my parents took me to a Cracker Barrel for the first time and I was genuinely disappointed by this.

>>12026834
Fuck you, you do not get to discredit my mild childhood traumas

>>12015441
OP
>Dis gon be gud

>potato
>didn't potate