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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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What is this style of food writing called?

>> No.12016185

>>12016182
gay

>> No.12016188

>>12016182
Satire.

>> No.12016189

>>12016188
it's not satire! it was a legit article in The Wall Street Journal

http://archive.is/KMUaz

>> No.12016207

>>12016182
annoying

>> No.12016218

>>12016182
>fauria

what ethnicity is this?

>> No.12016227

His skin looks pretty good at 30 compared to all of those vegans and health nuts

>> No.12016229

>>12016189
>“It’s basically a salad now,” said 35-year-old Justin Storer of the new Trix. The Chicago lawyer said he gets most of his lunches from the 7-Eleven across the street from his office while his co-worker eats “weird vegetable chips from Trader Joe’s and puffed kale.”
Come on, they've obviously published an Onion article by mistake.

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12016251

>>12016229
>The Chicago lawyer said he gets most of his lunches from the 7-Eleven across the street

Something about this feels so super comfy... a working professional unironically eating /ck/ memes

>> No.12016294

>>12016227
>crows feet
>acne at 30
>rosacea
>no chin from bodyfat of pringles and shit health

>> No.12016405

>>12016189
WSJ is never 'legit'

>> No.12016979

Why do you shills post this kind of crap?
Do you really expect people to read that shit?
I think that you're paid off shills and I'm usually right.

>> No.12016987

>>12016294
>armchair dermatologist
His skin looks fine, you dunce.

>> No.12017033

>>12016987
seething because you know I'm right

>> No.12017041

>>12016182
Shill shit from you to promote some faggot blog.