/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12013762
>go to mexican supermarket
>they sell freshly made family packs of tortillas for $2
Who is this even made for?

Making tortillas isn't even hard.....holy smokes. This isnt even good for people who can't make them since they keep for a while in the bag!

>>12013773
People who don't have enough specialized kitchen gadgets

>>12013773
People who are too afraid of Mexicans to talk to them, but love their food
ie democrats

>>12013762
Cool ad bro

>>12013762
>all those plastic pods being wasted
yeah no thanks

>>12013788
i'm a natsoc, i hate their food and talking to them.

>>12013762
Ah, so each pod only making a single tortilla is a feature, not a flaw. Thanks for the solid info, lady.

>>12013783
you don't need a tortillera, you can use a rolling pin

>MSRP $399.00

>marketing a $400 tortilla warmer to a NEET anime website

torrrrrrrrtillas

Theoretically not bad if you just have times where you want just a single tortilla

>wake up in my $6m dollar home
>make a Flatev torteeja
>wash it down with a glass of Juicero
>sit in my Tesla while it drives me to my $800k Google job
>it's almost 2pm, time to start designing emoji

>>12013773
The same people who bought that juicer with always online DRM.

>>12015825
I think Ivanka bought one of those.

>>12015843
Like Anon was implying, really dumb people.

>>12016261
I wasn't disagreeing with that.
Hell, she converted to Judaism for crying out loud. Of course she's stupid.

Not like me; I invested in SMALT
https://youtu.be/o2e1x5IaO7k

>>12013782
Because they're fresh when you eat them, not when you buy them, they've even better than what you can buy at the bakery. Think about it.

>>12016274
Okay.
Make the machine cost 5 bucks so everyone can afford them.

They make ready to make flour tortillas you just heat up in a pan.

>>12013762
I believe that plastic is a necessary part of storage and probably generally okay to use but someone who's drinking keurig coffee reheating their microwave food with their Flatev tortillas everyday is going to get fucked up young with some cancer. I have a friend who only drinks bottled water - when our state's tap water is fine and Nestle is literally just bottling it and selling it back to people like him.

Our society is truly fucked when some people think it's "easier" to buy a $400 one-trick pony that will break after they create their first plastic-infused tortilla than it is to mix some water, flour, and salt in a bowl and throw it on the skillet.

>>12016274
>they've even better than what you can buy at the bakery.
My local bakery doesn't make them using plastic pods.

>>12016630
You obviously didn't think about it.

>>12013773
>go to Mexican supermarket
>just spent $178 on a 6 hour plane ride
>pick up a freshly made family packs of tortillas for $2
>another $178 6 hour plane ride back
>I can now make my quesadilla

Yea who the fuck would ever but this crap?

>>12013762
>that exaggerated accent
Holy shit I wish I could smash her head in

>>12013762
it bothers me that 1) she says "tortillas" in that shitty hispanic accent, but 2) she says the english word right before she says "tordteeasss" in that same shitty accent.

but I *adore* how that kid takes a big enthusiastic chomp out of his tortilla.

fucking cringe gold

>>12013762
Are tortillas considered bread?

>>12013762
That isn't even a Mexican store, it's the Safeway at Meridian & Hamilton in San Jose, and they added a few random "mexican" decorations and a sign that says "pechuga" to film the video after hours.

White people are so fucking gullible.

>>12013762
while a cool idea for $400 and using the pods, no. maybe if you dumped in a dough and it made the dough into tortillas.

also please stop with the talking normal and then going all ethnic on TORTEEYA its fucking obnoxious.

>>12016805
Yes, they're a flatbread.

>>12013773
upper middle class white suburban moms too afraid to go to the supper market to get tortillas for fear that they aren't authentic enough for her fish tacos.

>>12013762
>spending $400 instead of using a $15 press, mixing bowl and cast iron griddle
That's why you'll always be poor, kid.

>>12013826
yeah, holy shit. a whole fucking pod for ONE tortilla? jesus.

>>12016952
soul
>>12013762
soulless

>pod machine for tortillas
fucking christ

>>12016978
only $0.79 each

>>12013762
>Since you make one at a time, it cuts down on food waste too!
>Generates 1kg plastic waste to make a family portion of tortillas
Liberalism at work

>>12017050
>describes capitalism
>Liberalism
?? ???
??????

>>12017050
>Since you make one at a time, it cuts down on food waste too!
Store bought ones last for fucking weeks. How do you waste tortillas?

>>12016654
Courageous post.

>>12016952
Um excuse me but if you are any ethnicity other than Hispanic you are appropriating culture using this.

TOREEEEEASSSSS

Fucking americans

>>12013762
can guarantee everyone who actually buys this thing will be an upper class white person

>>12016656
fffresh tourtiyas

>>12016268
What the ever loving nigger fuck is wrong with humanity

We are supposed to be traversing the stars, these silicon valley niggers are designing wifi bluetooth salt shaker lights

Fuck these people

>>12017417
Yes, free capitalism is one of the principles of genuine liberalism.

>>12017047
That's 60% of the price of a single pack of 30 in a store. Literal robbery.

>>12013762
Does it come with a smartphone app?

>>12016268
As if a black person would be caught within 3 miles of that thing

what the hell WONT they put in pod form eventually?

Unitasker.
Alton Brown is disappoint.

>>12015486
lmao

>>12019216
nutrition

>>12019498
Alton Brown is a dumb gun nut.
Don't take any opinion he has seriously.

>>12013773
This is pretty much a scam to trick venture capitalist. You just have to pretend that you're making the "keurig of some other food" and use words like "disruptive" and you can bilk millions from investors. See juicero or all those shitty smart ovens that are coming to market.

>>12017417
Ignore him, he's a leftist who thinks everyone between Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz is just a slightly different flavor of neoliberal scum.

>>12021171
Except this already exists. The word you're looking for is taste.

>>12013762
>ahhhh fresh ţ̴̡͇̻͔̦̰̙͍̮̭̩͈̰́̿͒͐̎̇̉̿̃́̀̐͆͜͝o̴̢̧̨̨̯̰͍͉̜͕̟͙̼͎͋͗̌̈́̄͂̎̇̔͗̔̚͝r̶̨͔̺̱̖̤̠̬̳͉͕̦̓̓̎̾͋t̴̪̳̰͒̀̋͑į̸͎͇̓̄̈̾̉͘͜l̵̠͗̿̆̎͂̕l̵͚͌͆̔ą̴̝͖̪̞̫̱̦̣̠̯̀͊s̶͈̮̟̻̮͙̼͉̮̖̦̣̓͑͒͑̓̂͋̽̀̿̊͊̂͠

>>12023396
That looks like illegal posting, I'm calling the cops on you

>>12022287
He's like 79 million times more based than you, noguns faggot

I HATE HER

>>12023386
>everyone between Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz is just a slightly different flavor of neoliberal scum
I mean, kind of yeah; one will leave much of the planet inhospitable for our grandkids, and the other our great-grandkids, so same fucking difference eh?

>>12017963
Im gonna fucking bash your head with my macuahuitl cunt

Weird, I thought I had adblock on.

>>12022391
This. The amount of bad ideas these people throw money at is unbelievable. It's just a matter of whether you can string them along well enough to eventually cash out, maybe rinse & repeat.

>>12016274
have you considered using literally the 4 ingredients and 10 minutes neccesary to make your own tortillas?
You can make like a 100 for 5 bucks

>>12024899
How am I supposed to post about that on social media? I need a meme appliance to photograph, not boring 'ol cooking skills.

Next you'll be telling me to learn useful skills instead of just marrying someone with money.

>>12016952
oh hey is that the $15 press you used once and forgot about because you realized tortilla making is a huge fucking chore? yeah me too

>>12013762
*healthily
Guess that affirmative action isn't working out for you, Jamal.

>>12024931
>>making tortillas is a huge fucking chore
do you say the same thing about other simple tasks, like brushing your teeth or washing dishes?

>>12016654
More like:
>drive 20 mins to the Mexican market (maybe stop by the Asian market on the way there)
>buy a week's worth of fresh food and handmade tortillas for $20
>go home
Is that too hard for your tiny flyover brain to comprehend, Cletus?

>>12015486
Peak capitalism

>>12024639
Their business model is pretty sound.
You can throw your money at everything that comes your way, but so long as you hit one company that becomes the next facebook and grows your investment hundreds of times, you're still in the green.

>>12024965
>Driving to a Hispanic market.
>Wanting your car to get stolen.