/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12008772
just wait until every sink, washing machine, and shower drain start spewing out sewage. Its really fun to clean up

>>12008772
I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters or not. Just thought I'd share.

>>12008772
I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters or not. Just thought I'd share.

>>12008772
I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters or not. Just thought I'd share.

I usually just let it harden and then wipe it of with a paper towel. I know other autists that put it in a cup so they can use it like lard

>>12008772
and then your whole neighborhood's sewer gets backed up
I just wait till the oil cools and pour it into the trash, and wipe the rest up with a paper towel

>>12008772
just put it in a plastic bottle and throw it in the trash, less risky than using the sink drain.

>>12008772
This is the main cause if fatbergs desu

Been doing that for years, and nothing has ever happened to my pipes because of it.

I also pour used motor oil into the sewers. Nothin bad's happened yet.

>>12008772
I live out in the country, so I save flammable trash like cardboard and oil, then have a nice big comfy bonfire when the pile gets large enough.

>>12008772
If it goes to a septic tank then your landlord will be pissed off and charge you for hiring another company to pump/unclog all that stuff.

>>12008855
>landlord
>making you pay for something

Yeah right, thats their responsibility. I live month to month and i'll fucking shit all over the walls and peace out before I pay a dime to that jerkoff.

>>12008772
>Just run the hot water while doing it and it will never solidify.
Running a bit of hot water doesn't mean it's going to stay hot forever. It's eventually going to come into contact with cold water.

>>12008868
oil floats retard. It goes up the neck and out to the ocean where its safe.

>>12008855
>septic tank
lel what is this, 1850?

>>12008772
Thanks for keeping me in business. t. plumber

The most common oils used are not likely to solidify. Oils from fried animal fats, lard, and butter however will definitely build up overtime

>>12008826
You're gay btw. Not sure if that matters or not.

>>12008878
clean my pipes wagie

>>12008862
>thinking a tenant will never be held liable for negligent maintenance or other abuse of the property

Not only do you risk having to pay your landlord money, its going to be a lot more than just a dime. If I knew who your landlord were I would personally provide him the legal help to sue your petty ass for all the damages you have caused. I hate dirty ungrateful people like you. Just because you rent doesnt mean you get to act like a spoiled kid with no responsibilites.

>>12008952
And what if I leave the state after I wreck the place?

>>12008772
WRONG! My father was a grease boi. I'm a grease boi too! Always store your grease in a spare jar, cool in fridge, and then deposit in the trash desu

>>12008960
Do you really think it is impossible to pursue a claim against someone who is currenty out of state?

>>12008772
Depends on the area. Lot of water systems have oil traps these days. It's more an issue for the waste water management than it is for you.

>>12009003
If he moves to the mountainous region between Pakistan and Afghanistan, they'd probably give up after a few years.

>>12009003
Yes. I've done it before, and i'm even in the same state.

>>12009003
Not impossible, but 90% of the time it is just a bench warrant that will be followed up by court costs far in excess of the cost to unfuck whatever damage the tenant did. State police don't talk to each other unless it is serious shit as well.

Hell I have a buddy that was hiding in the neighboring state for grand theft auto and dodging court for 8 YEARS and got pulled over multiple times in the new state... no issues. Just came back to the state that had the warrant out and it still hasn't been enforced.

>>12008974
>cool in fridge
why though?

>>12008772
i’ve done this a few times when i rented
total ‘tard behavior
if there’s too much grease to just wipe the majority of it away, dump it in a jar when it cools

>>12009127
so it doesn't turn rancid before garbage day. i should say that you would leave it out overnight to cool down before putting it in the fridge

>>12008772
You're supposed to mix it with soap/detergent and hot water. That will prevent it from solidifying again until it is deep into the sewage main-lines, away from your residence.

>pouring fat down the sink
>not lathering yourself up and having a gay orgy
Kids these days

>>12008772
You're the reason sewers are all clogged up with fat.

>>12009061
my license got suspended in Alaska. I got arrested 10 years later in cali for it

>>12008974
Great, now you can't recycle the container. Good idea.

>>12009368
Aluminum and steel are the only things that you can economically recycle. everything else should be buried in a sanitary landfill. desu

>>12008875

I piss in my sink since my toilet is blocked, it solves most issues (except #2)

>>12009398
based

>>12008835
>Fatberg dead ahead! Hard to Lardboard!

>>12008772
Save it in a jar, put a lantern wick in it...walla ..free candle

>>12008845
>Nothin bad's happened yet.

>>12008876
>not having a personal well and septic tank on your property
city slickers, man.

>>12008772
I just throw it out the window

t. resident in a apartment building with shared kitchen

>>12008832
>throwing plastic in the trash

>>12008845
>nothing bad

>>12010486
not my house
creating jobs, spreading the wealth
the earth turns on its axis
one man works while another relaxes

>>12009386
>landfilling plastic

U wot m8

>>12010498
He's right, it costs too much for the majority of plastics to be processed for recycling.

>>12010486
how did they not discover it sooner
like how did it even get that bad

>>12010495
>muh broken window fallacy

>>12010506
Presumably nobody cares to do routine checks of sewers unless there are external signs of a problem

>>12010506
Also how is there not some “kinda bad” but not really bad in the big scheme of things bad, 1 cup of chemical that dissolves the whole thing, then life goes on. Off the top of my head, why not spray the bitch with boiling water with commercial degreaser dissolved within?

>>12010544
because the uk is pathetic, this wasn't news until the bbc did a special
think nyc has never had this issue? all that grease
get outta here

>>12010486
imagine the smell

>>12010498
>>12010503
Where I live a lot of the trash is burnt in power plants. With modern filtering technology the smoke is apparently quite clean.
I don't see how landfilling it should be any greener anyway.

>>12010564
There's a Chinaman somewhere jacking off to pics of fatbergs and thinking of the profits.

>>12009347
Literally not my problem..

>>12008772
>I always have unprotected gay sex and never got AIDS so its definitely not a problem

>>12010547
It's illegal for restaurants to dump fat and grease down drains in the US.

>>12009416
Use garbage disposal for #2.

>>12008772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIaH9LTeFUo

>>12009505
Good jokes

>>12008772
>live in apartment
>do this every time

fuck 'em it ain't my pipes

>>12010495
get out of here, Horace Andy

>>12008855
>he has a landlord
Top lel

>>12008952
Kek. I don't give a fuck about your house. I fart in it and put shit down the sink and wipe my cum in every inconspicuous place I can. You'll never even know, and by the time anything breaks from my actions I'll be long gone.

>>12011428
Land of the free

>>12010486
>It only smellz

>>12010495
Through your logic it's okay if someone burns your house down because they thought it would be fun, and it also justified the firemen's wages.

>>12010599
>I don't see how landfilling it should be any greener anyway.
Because it isn't. They're full of shit.

>he doesn't drink his excess oil

>>12013756
Homo Sap != Gay Car

>>12012750
>Land of the free
> Muh freedom to pour grease down the drain
Land where you're not allowed to wantonly fuck up public property. I'm sure it is pretty much the same anywhere that is civilized enough to have municipal sewers.

>>12008974

>not using an old can and storing it in the freezer until it's full

it's like you're all retarded or something.

>>12008952
On the flip side... My lease has a clause that states the tenant is responsible for the first $50 of each repair. Got into a heated argument with the kike landlord when he tried to bill me because the mixer valve in my shower went out and a light fixture stopped working.

Why don't you guys save your cooking oil? Pour it into a can through some cheesecloth and store it in the refrigerator. Label it with whatever you were cooking in it and use it again when you want to cook more of that type of food.

I use a lot of paper kitchen tissues and my trashcan in the kitchen is always full of them. I can just pour small amounts of oil into the trash, the tisssues will soak it up and cool it down far enough before it can reach and melt the plastic liner

>>12014268
Might as well do those yourself at that point. Cheap and easy.

>people won't pour oil and fats down the sink because it could solidify and block the sink
>yet they consume oil and fats and let it go down their throats
Why?

>>12014666
Not a problem for me becaue I'm not cold-blooded

Spare bottle with some kitchen soap. Keeps it liquid so you can pour it away when its full

>>12014666
Your brain is made up of mostly fats, ever heard of a mylin sheath?

>>12014568
Reusing oil that was previously used in frying foods was why lots of food had trans fat that had to be banned

>>12014666
Your gut is full of acids. Not so your plumbing.

>>12008845
motor oil is supposed to be poured into the ground.

>>12008776
it's a stupid fucking pasta thread
the original poster didn't give a shit because they lived in an apartment, so the maintenance would be fixing it/cleaning it up

>>12014888
I do this too.
It helps recycle the oil back into the ground so people can pump it back up later.

>>12008952
depends on your lease. read your fucking shit
the only things in my place I'm responsible for are the fucking lightbulbs
(although I do small shit myself to learn, and also because it would take maintenance two fucking weeks to come out like when a guy a few floors up overfilled his sink and it came down into my kitchen)

>Dumping your grease.
>Not saving it in jars and planting the jars around your neighbors yard in the winter so they have foul smelling wasp swarm creators later.

>>12014956
What the FUCK sort of landlord do you have that your lease doesn't contain a clause that you're responsible for damaging the property? What the fuck would even be the point of having a contract if this core clause didn't exist?

>>12014268
What retard would agree to sign a lease that has a clause like that in it?

>>12009347

I thought it was more due to people flushing wet wipes, make-up related items, and in general having shitty diets so they have steatorrhea (i.e. greasy shit) which causes the blockages in sewers.

>>12008878
I hate when you guys have to pull up the driveway and shit. So much fucking money

>>12014637
Nah, I don't own the house and I'm not paying to fix something that should've been replaced when the house was "renovated".
>>12016638
I did because I know my rights as a renter. What a lease says doesn't supercede the law, dumb-dumb.

>>12010486
That's ur mum