/ck/ - Food & Cooking

kind of a lot innit

>>12000756
Had one last week, it was complete shit

>>12000766
your point?

>>12000766
Shakes are a lot of calories. I've seen plenty from other chain restaurants that are over 1000 each. So this isn't all that much.

>>12000766
I only drink a shammy shake once a year.

>a fucking vanilla shake with 2 drops of green food coloring and imitation peppermint oil

>>12000780
Same, but I need it that one time. Too many emotions bound up with memories of my mom dropping off McDonald's for lunch on my birthday

It's hardly mint

>>12000756
I like mint but those shakes are trash.

>>12000784
>>12000792
>>12000797
>mint

What the fuck are you guys talking about?
OP ordered a SHAMROCK flavored shake, not a mint shake.

>>12000756
Do Americans really eat this?

>be me
stopped reading there. meme thread right from the get go

Last year I had a shamrock shake and my poop was green as st Paddy's hat.

>>12000921
>butthurt urban type

>>12000954
This

>>12000766
4000 kcal is the recommended limit for real men
>>12000784
truth. more like Shylock shakes

in the first grade some retard brought an M&M mini tube with clovers in it into class and told people it was candy and he and like 4 other guys sat around eating grass and positing that it was good candy. I am still unsure whether they were fooled or having a laugh.

>>12000950
Nice!

>>12000784

Japanese cartoons

>>12001170
>inb4 a faggot europoor replies to this post with “americans”

>>12000756
>story about niggers
>involves them being retarded
Sounds about right

>>12001170
>>12001177
>women

>>12001170
>bitching about anime on an anime image board

>>12001292
haha no way this is a real book...

kek

dis nigga drinkin shamrocks!

>>12000886
Yes. We have so much stuff here that we use the excess to kill ourselves instead of giving any of it to deserving people in the rest of the world.

>>12000756
Imagine being this much of a fag to take a picture like this in front of Mcdonald's or something

>>12000756
Good job op

dis nigga drinkin shamrocks!

>>12000766
look at this calorie counting tranny trying to pass

>>12000954
Don't reply to me meme spouting crow

>>12001720
U mad?

>>12001170
>humans

>>12000756
We ain't be gotten any mint shakes.

>>12000756
lol. Niggers

>not getting off work at 2am then walk to mcdonalds to get shamrocks shakes sharing a blunt with your coworkers off the line

>>12002945
Sounds comfy.

>>12000756
Baste!

>>12001170
>3dpd

>>12003041
This

>>12002945
Used to do this after bouncing was very comfy

>>12000756
>stealing an old meme

OP needs to stop being lazy and come up with some real material

>>12004640
implying I didn't start this meme. Implying I didn't decide to resurrect this meme every year.

>>12000756
McDonald's Employee here. Work sucks and customers treat me like I have a subhuman iq cause they're used to dealing with employees like in the OP. Fat people, boomers, and niggers are easily my worst customers

I rang up an order for an elementary school kid named Treasure that was easily 1200 calories while her parents got large meals and an extra burger each. People who regularly eat garbage deserve their slow painful death

>>12004904
Get a better job.

Were you served by Foghorn Leghorn?

>>12005179
I'm trying. This is just to hold me over so I don't get evicted for being late on rent again

>>12000756
Best thread on /ck/.

They don't have these where I live, they advertise it on the website and everything, but im here in Texas and I can't find that shit.

>>12001307
a classic for newfriends who think they are oldfriends

>>12001307
If you want anime then go on the fucking anime boards faggot. Is North America still controlled by the Indians? nah fag. This is our website now. Best be getting back to them jap cartoon reservations weeb.

>>12000756
Now I go to an actual diner and order an actual Mint Chocolate shake.
Shamrock shakes are for poor kids, which I no longer am.

>>12006157
Guess I'm just a poor boy at heart.

>>12006090
shut the fuck up newfag and know your place

It's actually not that bad. Better than the past few Blizzards I've ordered anyways. Too sugary, sure. Absolutely unhealthy beyond all reason, sure. I only drank half of it, and it wasn't really worth the price, but it was worth trying. If you're obese and eat 3000+ calories a day and this stuff is like a snack for you, highly recommend trying it.

>>12000766
i'm more worried about the 60+ grams of sugar in just a small one

>>12004904
go in shit faced

>>12000756
go to arby’s and get the superior mint chocolate shake.

>>12000756
It’s not mint it’s rainbow flavoured

>>12004904
people treat you like you have subhuman IQ because every time they decide to stop at a fast food place their food is not delivered fast, instead they have to wait 5+ minutes for a fucked up order with a burger thats put together like shit with slopped on mayo and fries that aren't hot. Fast food is a joke nowadays.

I haven't had an old fashioned handy shake in so long.

>>12006441
It was only fast when they could have a limited menu and prepare the burgers in advance. Nowadays everybody wants a huge range of options on the menu with seasonal items and everything made fresh to order.

>>12000756
>trusting food prepared by black people

you dun goofed.

>>12000756
>True story.
reddit

>>12000756
>True story.
Sure it is.

>>12006362
Everyday I'm tempted

>>12006665
This. McDonald's used to be super fast cause they had one burger and one size fry and drink. Now there's so many combinations along with 4 lanes of order taking minimum (two on counter, two on drive thru) that it can take 5-20 minutes to complete an order

And if you demand that I get off the register to pour your coffee, you can go fuck yourself

>>12006721
>>12006665
I always just order mcdoubles and fries with drink when forced to eat McDonalds. I always think it's reasonably quick enough and my order is never fucked. Is it because I'm ordering efficiently prepared items?

>>12001170
Do Americans really do this????

>>12007238
>Is it because I'm ordering efficiently prepared items?
It's because you're not making any special requests. It's the idiots who order all kinds of weird snowflake shit who cause delays.

>>12006694
>niggers being stupid?
>I'm skeptical!

Sure you are...

>>12007519
Uh huh! OP is a liar!

>>12000851
>go inside to return shamrock shake because its mint flavored and not shamrock flavored
Someone do this.

>>12007238
I like customers like you. You know what you want and don't care for memes

>>12008280
Cry more

>>12008790
I'll cry as much as I want, thank you

>>12008810
Faggot

>>12004566
Fellow bouncerbro. Our go-to after a good night was the Waffle House. Cuban DJ would pay for everything.

>>12006090
>Jap cartoon reservations

>>12000756
You forgot to add...
>sucks teeth

>>12000756
Its actually toothpaste flavored
Thats the secret ingredient

>>12010094
Nice

>>12010094
Yummy

>>12000784
eww! :3

>>12001715
>knows about tranny lingo
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>12010858
What's up hon?

>>12000756
hey look, a corporation posting on /ck/

>>12000756
kek

>>12000000

>>12006253
nice facebook meme, zoomer

give me diabetes! give me death! id rather have a more natrual GREEN
juice than this shit !!!

Since when did Ireland be a place for mint? Just because of mint being green??? But lots of foods are green not just mint!

>>12011951
Gimme that cabbage shake

I worked at a Dairy Queen when I was a teenager and we sold mint shakes all year round, why didn't anyone want them outside of March?

What are they supposed to taste like though?
I had one last year and it tasted like a minty lime to me, and honestly it was quite disgusting, but apparently it's not even made with anything lime
What the fuck

>>12011955
What about a lime shake? Lime's one of the best shake flavours. Or spinach and kale. Those make real nutritious smoothies.

>>12002436
I will never not be mad that that whore didn't get fired.

>>12006653
name of this fucking slutty roastie WHORE? anyone have her facebook/twitter/instagram/snapchat/phone number?

>>12002436
>>12012377
Story?
Link to vid?

I got stoned to the rocks in my sox and went to the drive thru and got a
“Ay pardnur ya uh need a shake? The other customer din wonnit”
Best shamrok ever

>>12011625
I'm not a corporation. I'm an LLC

>>12012778
She wasn't allowed to give him a straw because he didn't ask for one when he first ordered. So he started attacking her, as white men tend to do when females don't bend to their will.

>>12012952
Fuck off discord tranny.

>>12012952
he wouldnt have attacked her if he didnt feel threatened you literal fucking retard

>>12006090
based

>>12013009
I just watched the video. She was standing a few feet back from the counter and he had to reach all the over to grab her. Now, I love calling out niggers for their animalistic behavior as much as anyone, but this dude was clearly in the wrong.

>>12013036
wrong

>>12013041
Why do you say that? What facts do you have access to that I don’t ?

>>12013036
see>>12012971
it doesn't matter if she was behind da counter, da guy was very clearly uncomfortable and da manager should of fired her ass.

>>12013048
>should of
Learn English, faggot. Illiterate shitskins need to get the fuck out of my country.

>>12013050
i was born in oregon so that point (OKAY?!) ism oot.

>>12013056
Americans who can’t master the language of their country should be shot in the gut and then deported.

>>12013070
and discord trannies should be shot in da fucking head

>>12013075
Sure, but I’m clearly not one, retard.

>>12013087
anything you say

>>12013089
People with sub-120 IQs will be included on the day of the rope.

>>12013091
We're gonna need a lot of rope.

>>12013107
make it uot of his shitty door lmao.

>>12000756
>Be me
>Be at McDonald's in Hawaii
>Me: Do you guys have shamrock shakes here?
>Cashier: No, sorry
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12006253
fuck off weeb

>>12013874
Holy redpill, Batman.

>>12013158
Bummer

>>12013874
Baste

>>12000766
Yeesh

>>12012210
ITS NOT MINT

>>12015079
It's shamrock.

>>12000756
>Shamrock

Is that a new ShamWow?

>>12016176
Yep. Everytime I order a shamrock shake at McDonald's I end up getting mugged by a tranny prostitute in the parking lot.

>>12013048
>man chimps out and attacks a woman over a drinking straw
>WAAHH BUT HE WAS UNCOMFORTABLE WAHH

>>12006253
based arai-san

>>12011884
>>12013874
Fucking normalfriends, your kind ain't welcome here

>>12016657
Anime is normie shit these days. Sorry to break it to you.

>>12016661
what's a normie?
Don't you mean normalfaggots?
As long as there's possibility of 2003 Oldfags still lurking here I'll keep this place as their home.

>>12016674
Literally every single 2003 oldfag is a tranny now, and they were 100% Chris Chan-level autistic weebs. 4chan wasn’t good until 2005

>>12013874
WE

>>12001301
absolutely based

>>12016855
WUZ!

>>12016993
DRINKIN'

>>12015875
It taste like rainbow icecream idk how anyone is tasting mint

>>12017000
SHAMROCKS 'N SHEEIT!

>>12011936
It's pronounced diabeetus.

>>12000756
Why didnt you just say shamrock shake from the beginning

>>12017146
Because I was trying to do two things at once, so I was distracted.
What flavor shakes do they have?
>Chocolate
>Vanilla
>Strawberry
>...
>MINT!

>>12017178
wtf haha

>>12017146
This.
Back when I worked summers fast food, new random items showed up all the time, and I didn't know anything but their name and maybe a visual representation. A random cashier can easily have no clue what the ingredients are or what it tastes like.

If you want an item, OP, just tell them the fucking name of the item. I know nigger posting is fun and edgy or whatever but maybe reading can save you from this minor inconvenience you've created for yourself.

>>12017146
>>12017180
Are you seriously trying to defend a legally retarded nigger?
Only stupid people struggle with synonymous or symbolic language.
>mint = shamrock
You should be able to understand that.
It's as atupid as saying...
>we don't have shakes we only have milkshakes

>>12017189
>mint=shamrock
OP pls

>>12017187
>admitting to be as stupid as a nigger

The actual state of /ck/!

>>12017192
Suck more nigger cock

>>12017192
Dat ain't me mayne.
I ain't trying to ruffle no feathers.
I just wanted to share a funny story on /ck/.

>>12017193
how much effort do you expect cashiers to spend interpreting you when you are unwilling to just say the name of the item you are ordering

if you can't clearly communicate using the terms laid out on the menu in front of you, maybe it's not the person you're talking to that's being kind of dense

just communicate efficiently using the language they gave you when you are ordering goods and services anon

how much do you expect them to care about their shitty job

how entitled are you

>>12017223
>doubling down on being too stupid to understand figurative speech

OK wagie, whatever you say. Just make sure my fries aren't cold this time you highschool dropout.

>>12000756

>>12017345
Kek

>>12017223
Now we have butthurt fast food workers posting in our awesome shamwow thread.

>>12000766
so?

>>12000766

>>12008109
preferably a loud belligerent Tyrone

Got a medium shamrock shake today because of this thread, thank's OP.

>>12016993
>LEPREKANGZ!

>>12018501
ultragreatsword build, 100% projectile absorption

>>12018501
>DEM WYPIPO BE EATING SHAMROCKS 'N SHEEIT.

>>12018501
Holy shit, she brushes one airborne chair aside and then catches the next. This is like a real life action movie.

>>12016290
Hot

>>12018501
Absolute unit.

>>12018501
nice beast mode action

>>12012394
I have her number its 8675309

Why do I come to this cesspool? Got a bunch of morons/autists/weebs arguing about trannies and McDonalds shakes and its been 15 fucking years and I still come here.

Fuck my gay life.

>>12000766
>>12018476
Pathetic.

>>12018501

She tanks, I heal

>>12020461
I drank this shake and it gave me crabs!

>>12000766
Holy shit fuck off retard
I'm so sick of you fatasses always crying about calories here
Fuck off to /fit/ already

>>12001170
This is an anime website, retard.

>>12018501
>RULES OF NATURE

>>12020461
how does this have shellfish in it?

>>12021768
Sodium alginate is a stabilizer derived from kelp, commonly found in fast food "milkshakes". I bet that there's some trace amount of sea creatures on the kelp, or else they're hedging their bets.

>>12022397
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>12022418
Love this pasta

u fag u got the better version of ur thread deleted

>>12022764
this

>>12000756
>haven't had a shamrock shake for a couple years
>went today
>order shamrock shake
>sorry we're out of the shakes
Damn.

>>12022764
Take your shitty Rick and Morty memes back to red-dit.

This shamrock shake thread is how the big boys meme!

>>12022972
Dem niggas been done had run out of shamrocks!

>>12022972
I got one for the first time in a while. Tasted sweeter than I remember.

>>12023040
it wasnt my thread, dill hole

>>12013091
good thing I have an IQ of 121

>>12023040
Based Uncle O'Grimacey poster!

>>12023056
You may live

>>12016290
That's what you get for ordering a ShamWowShake.

>>12016674
I've been here since 2004 and I can tell you that anime avatar spamming faggots have always been hated here. Its why the term weaboo was made in the first place.

>>12004741
Aight cool

>>12013874
unabashedly based, redpilled and cute

>Be me
>Be at some McDonald's in Georgia...
>Me: (distracted) Can I get...uhhh...a small sweet tea?
>"Urban": We don't have no sweet tea sir!
>Me: Huh? Don't you have tea?
>"U": Yes we have tea sir
>Me: Well... Can I get a small black tea with sugar?
>"U": ...Okay sir!

True story.

Reminder that all fried McDonald's items in the US are cooked with dimethylpolysiloxane (silly putty)

>>12025672

>natural beef flavor

Wait.. so Fries aren't vegetarian in America?

>>12025718
They are.

That's either an old image or a lie. They stopped doing that a while back when vegetarians started whining.

>>12018514
>thank's

>>12025735
better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it

>>12025611
WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!
Sweet tea has sugar?
Shamrock shakes have mint?
How am I supposed to remember all this?

>>12025803
I'm just a proud drive-thru attendant. You have to meet my needs!
...
WYD! WHAT THE HELL IS A CHEESEBURGER?!

>>12025810
>cheeseburger

He meant a hamburger with cheese.

>>12025813
>Hamburger with cheese

Then just SAY SO!
Stop trying to trip me up with this mint shake and cheeseburger shit!

God. Why do autistic racists from /pol/ not grasp AAVE?

Nobody would say “we be havin’ shamrock shakes”. It’s “we have shamrock shakes”.

“Be” in AAVE indicates habitual aspect in regards to a verb. Not possession.

>>12020461

Absolute unit

>>12026096
stop pretending coon monkeys don't make up words and "grammar" on the spot

>>12026156
So you admit they're more spontaneously creative then your average whitey?

>>12026096

Agreed. I've heard a lot of Southern English, and the OP's dialogue just sounded cringe-worthy.

Instead of "We don't be havin' no mint shakes" it should be "We don't have no mint shakes"

which is still grammatically wrong, of course, but is more authentic southern

>>12026166
>spontaneously creative

Is that what the SJWs are calling "failing at learning English" these days?

>>12026302
It's "we ain't got no mint shakes"

t. Actual southern redneck

>>12026322
Eubonics is a linguistically Creole language. Creoles develop through geographic, social and economic isolation.

>>12026096
>>12026302
>>12026325
>retards trying to correct intentially bad grammar to proper bad grammar

Usually you have to go to /lit/ to witness this level of autism.

>>12026166
>Blacks
>never invent the wheel or written language
>only invent mud huts and AIDS
>spontaneously creative

Naw...

>>12026438
>jazz, the epitome of spontaneous improvisation
BTFO!

>>12026837
You've convince me.
Niggers are the pinnacle of human endeavor.

>>12026156
You are hopelessly stupid

t. Black

>>12000756
Kek

>>12021013
>be so much of a disgusting subhuman that the mere utterance of calories gets the rolls jiggling with rage

>>12000756
This pasta is too food for /ck/.

>>12004904
>treat me like I have a subhuman iq
everyone working fast food does, wagecuck

>naw suh!
>sho'nuff

This is making me laugh like a retard.

>>12025813
It's the opposite in Canada, I have to specify very clearly that I want a HAMburger with NO cheese, or I get a cheeseburger with that disgusting kraft "cheese"

>>12000766

Obligatory do Americans really?

>>12031740
how could you not like squared imitation cheese product

>Hear about them for years
>Decide to get one at 17
>Get stoned with neighbor
>Walk over and expect decent things
>Feels like refrigerated mint vegetable oil and butter mixed with a pound of ass