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I am Jewish.

>> No.11999284

I'm a hebe as well. I only go out to eat on the business account.

>> No.11999287
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Holy fuck. Their kiosks won't cater to goyim? Don't they want their shekels?

>> No.11999294
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>>11999278
So Jews have this thing where they can't eat the egg if it does contain a small red dot. Since it's to much work in the kitchen to check every egg they rather trow 1 egg of every 20 eggs in the trash. My gf asked if she could rather have those eggs but that wasn't an option. Retards

>> No.11999295

>>11999287
So the girl I was with tried to order a coffee and because that has even the possibility of including dairy (cream I guess?) and she had already ordered meat it wouldn't let her buy it in the same order. I think it just makes you place it in a separate order but I'm not 100% sure.

>> No.11999301

>>11999278
Okay but why? Why is that religion forbidding it?

>> No.11999318

>>11999301
There's a part in there about cooking a lamb in its mothers milk.

Which some rabbi later interpreted it later to, you need to brush your teeth and floss between dairy and meat. Fuck if I know why. Jews are retarded and do whatever their Jewish overlords say. And if their Jeweyer ancestor overlords came up with a ridiculous notion then that takes priority.

>> No.11999325

>>11999287
That's a kiosk in Israel. They're all Kosher there.

>> No.11999327

>>11999301
Much of the old testament was written by and for diasporic jews, who were always on the move and didn't necessarily live in the cleanest conditions. When traveling, it's still generally a good idea not to try shellfish, undercooked pork, or mix dairy with meat, which give you the shits sometimes.

>> No.11999329

>>11999294
That's just being silly, even by kike standards. It could be a shared order, sharing a tray doesn't make the food non kosher.
>>11999294
>Since it's to much work in the kitchen to check every egg they rather trow 1 egg of every 20 eggs in the trash.
How does that prevent the remaining 19 eggs from having a spot of blood?

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>>11999278
>can't order dairy and meat at the same time
>can't buy cheeseburgers at McJewgles

>> No.11999361

>>11999301
This is the same religion that advocates chopping off your foreskin so... yeah

>> No.11999362

>>11999361
Enjoy your smelly dog wieners.

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>>11999335

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>>11999361

>> No.11999411

Jews can't mix dairy and meat?

>> No.11999414

>>11999411
No, obviously not. You should have learned that in Holocaust class

>> No.11999449

>>11999414
I know you're joking, but I grew up in the 90's, and one of my years of history class ended up being entirely WW2. Which ended up being fucking 80% Jewish suffering and teaching me fuckall about WW2.

I've picked up a lot of shit in the last 2 decades since, but randomly googling any fucking article now teaches more shit than that entire year.

>> No.11999463

So they can't eat practically most of the burgers there?

>> No.11999465

>>11999463
Maybe they use vegan cheese?

>> No.11999467

>>11999278
>no cheeseburgers at mcdonalds
Kikes need to burn for this.

>> No.11999477

>>11999362
>t. cutfag who had no choice and convinced himself cut is better

>> No.11999484

>>11999414
>holocaust class
Tell me youre joking, this isnt a thing is it? What shithole country are you from?>>11999449

>> No.11999502

>>11999327
I think you don't know much about the history of Judaism. They were obsessed with cleanliness. Pigs roll in their own shit, shellfish are bottom feeders, blood vessels are gross, etc. Kosher laws are all about what they perceived as unclean, which is why a ton of the Torah is about say, what to do when you sit in your wife's period blood by accident and what you need to do to get "clean" again

>> No.11999509

>>11999484
From US, also schooled in the 90s. Probably went over the Holocaust 5 times. I do remember a day in elementary school where you got a random Jewish person's name attached to your butterfly on a tree. They cut yours off if your person had died.

>> No.11999511

No Egg McMuffin!
Fuck me. That sand nigger congresswoman is right to condemn Kiketopia

>> No.11999516

>>11999484
America. Unfortunately during the 90's in a lot of America teachers were left unsupervised and when told to come up with a curriculum. They'd use this to push their political bullshit and spend more time pushing it than teaching the course.

>> No.11999519

>>11999362
Try taking a shower laddie

>> No.11999541

>>11999509
>>11999516
I am 29 and american and never heard of any of this shit, wtf?

>> No.11999571

>>11999541
I'm 30. Could have been regional. I was in a wealthy community in the Midwest. Lot's of libraries. Don't really know everyone's ancestries. There were quite a few Jews though.

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>>11999484

>> No.11999652

reminding you of the 6 million

>> No.11999702

>>11999611
Youve got to be yidding me.

>> No.11999704

>>11999702
Oh Jew prankster

>> No.11999707

>>11999704
You better habeeb it!

>> No.11999713 [DELETED] 

>>11999414
The absolute state of americuck education.

>> No.11999732

>>11999449
The absolute state of americuck education.

>> No.11999742

>>11999502
just clean the fucking meat

>> No.11999758

>>11999742
>just clean the fucking meat

You have angered the rabbi

>> No.11999782

When I was younger I went to a Jewish day school. We had to bring kosher lunches even though most of the kids didn't come from kosher families. One day my dad packed me a Hebrew National hot dog and even left the packaging in my lunch box to prove it was kosher. A teacher still confiscated it anyways. After that my dad packed me pork dumplings almost every day and told me to say they were tofu.

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>>11999278
>>11999287
>>11999295
>>11999325
>>11999335
>>11999463
Jewsraeli here to enlighten this thread.
There's a distinction between kosher and non-kosher joints. Kosher restaurants have to go through a tedious and expensive continuous process run and overseen by a mafia-like organization of kashrut supervisors. Getting a certificate requires following strict rules regarding meat supplies (being produced and prepared in approved manners), and handling of all products. It also requires full physical separation between everything meat and everything dairy. Most kosher meat restaurants just give up on the dairy and serve parve desserts that don't contain any milk. McDondald's has either kosher or unkosher joints, identifiable by the color on the sign, and the word "kosher". Kosher locations are about identical to non-kosher ones. They all probably get the same kosher meat and supplies, and they all prepare them the same way. The difference is in the ice cream/coffee/dessert section. Kosher locations either don't have them, or they have them separate. There's either a partition separating the register and the machines from the rest of the meaty area, or they just have a second counter/holeinawall nearby dedicated only to the dairy products. In those kosher locations, the registers also have the dairy separate from the meat, so you can't order an ice cream with your hamburger. You need to order your hamburger, then go to the register beyond the partition and order your ice cream there. That's basically what the OP showed: the ordering machine programmed to refuse the mixed order. Still, no one will refuse to sell an ice cream to one who just ordered a hamburger, they don't care, it's just that the cashiers are limited by the registers.
Regardless of the kosher certificate, all McDonald's in Israel do not have cheeseburgers. Chicken tenders' crust is also non-dairy. It has some different composition. All individual items on the menu are kosher-ready by themselves.

>> No.11999875

>>11999843
thank you jewbro

>> No.11999896
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>>11999843
Here's a picture with the partition. To its left you can see the fries boxes on display. To its right you can see the mcflurry addons, and the ice cream machine behind Ronald.
In non-kosher locations, which are the vast majority in Israel, there's no partition. There's no separation. The registers are not limited. You may order meat and dairy at the same order. Heck, as a soldier I could receive a free ice cream with my meaty meal, with a free supersize.
But yes, no cheeseburger. Until now I thought they don't even stock cheese, but looking at the menu I see that they have a McMuffin with cheese, but no meat.

>>11999875
Sure thing.

>> No.11999906

>>11999896
Why does Israeli Ronald McDonald look so evil, with the red eyes?

>> No.11999930

>>11999782
Wow, your dad sure showed (((them)))!

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>>11999896
>But yes, no cheeseburger.
>I see that they have a McMuffin with cheese, but no meat.

>> No.11999999

>>11999362
41 seconds, not bad.

>> No.12000019

>>11999999
>999999
>666666
Cute satan.

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>>11999999
six nines, not bad

>> No.12000061

>>11999906
Looks like a reflection of the red neon. Funny, that.

>> No.12000069

>>11999843
>>11999896
fuck off kike

>> No.12000104

We should use Israeli Mcdonalds to hide shipments of industrial grade ovens into Israel.

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>>11999278

>> No.12000217

>>11999999

witnessed

>> No.12000311

>>12000069
Enjoy the FBI breaking down your door and arresting you for denigrating israel and advocating boycotts which are federal crimes in the US now, lol!

>> No.12000351

>>11999301
because it's based on pre-civilization caveman cautions that prevented disease before people were smart enough to wash their dicks and cook their meat to the right temperature

>> No.12000484

>>11999782
That would be based if he weren't sending you to heeb-college to begin with

>> No.12000502

>>11999999
nice

>> No.12000512

>>12000000

>> No.12000530

>>11999278
I literally pitty you since you're posting on 4channel.

>> No.12000540

>>12000019
Wouldn't 999 be considered "good" since it's the opposite (flipped/inverse) of 666?

>> No.12000553

>>11999449
>teaching me fuckall about WW2
This was every history/social studies class for me (minus the jews) for fucking ever until college, but by then I already knew so much more just by watching Battle 360 and other such shows on TV. School just does not teach a damn thing about WW2 other than muh victims, muh Hoitler.

>> No.12000603

>>11999999
nice

>> No.12000666

>>12000484
It was from grades 3-7. It really wasn't so bad cause the curriculum was completely secular aside from a short service each morning. Shabbat services on Fridays were actually awesome cause we only had half of a school day and then got to sit around eating challah and grape juice, I wish I had retained more Hebrew. The worst thing about it was that the classes were fucking tiny - my grade was 8 kids, and some were as small as 4 - so it made socializing weird. I was glad when Hurricane Katrina killed it so I could have a more normal latter half of 7th grade and 8th grade before highschool so I wasn't socially fucked.

>> No.12000754

>>11999843
Stay on kosher reddit ya yid

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>>11999611
Gross. I'd assassinate that president out of self-interest and no fucking charge.
I would never support an authoritative figure in a position of political power if their entire basis for running was grounded/rooted out of one sole incident and cause.
I don't need a reactive president with a vendetta and little to no interest in any other global issues.

>> No.12001911

bump

>> No.12001928

>>12001911
Why?

>> No.12001946

>>12000027
Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh

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>>11999999
CHECKED

>> No.12001996

bump

>> No.12002084

bump

>> No.12002114

>>11999278
Wait how the fuck do you order cheeseburgers if you can't have meat and dairy together

>> No.12002123

>>11999843
>they don't even have cheeseburgers
I'd weep for you if it wasn't for the lies and tricks your people continuously play on the world.

>> No.12002235

>>11999758
they do that too, it's part of what makes kosher meat kosher. it's why "kosher salt" is called kosher.

>> No.12002239

>>11999782
you and your dad both sound retarded.

>> No.12002244

im a jew but only kosher for passover, is it really not kosher to have meat and diary in the same order? I thought it was just they cant be eaten together

>> No.12002249

>>12002244
You have to order them separately. No, it is not kosher.

>> No.12002266

>>12002244
it's not kosher and furthermore you must wait a certain amount of time after eating meat to consume dairy (depending on your father's family's tradition). you can eat meat after dairy after a much shorter period of time or even just a drink of water to clean your moth (again depending on tradition).

>> No.12002295

>>11999484
There's a holocaust class at my university in socal.

>> No.12002299

>>12002266
They call it 'tradition' but what it really means 'fuck you god i'm outsmarting you i feel this is fairy enough even though you said not to'
cherrypicking bullshit is in every religion

>> No.12002323

>>12002266
>even just a drink of water to clean your moth

Typos like this is how this sort of retarded stuff gets started. In 500 years from now Jews will be washing moths during meals and declaring it God's Will.

>> No.12002336

>>12002299
kashrut is much stricter than what it written in the bible, dummy.

>> No.12002352

post jewish food songs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w633M08hsaU
Almonds and Raisins, often sung as a lullaby

>> No.12002354

>>12002299

God didn't say anything about that.

He said don't boil a goat in its mother's milk, and some people at some point later decided that that means no milk and meat together anywhere ever

>> No.12002357

>>12002352
https://youtu.be/jco8CjYiEq4

>> No.12002389

>>12002357
oh man i havent heard that in forever

here's one for purim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMvLi2lF4a8

>> No.12002440

>>12002299
It's all based on a rule not boiling a kid in its mother's milk. The Torah hardly tells them anything, 99.9999999% of their rules are huge extrapolations to start with.

>> No.12002441

>>11999843
I dated a kikess once. Wouldn't do again. Had to put my meat in one hole and my milk in another

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>>11999278
>not wanting a side of jewish salvation with your fries

>> No.12002466

>>12002440
that's how all religions work btw. the bible doesn't say go to mass. quran doesn't say men should have beards. buddha doesn't say to make shrines and leave fruit at them. thinking religion should equal text is brainlet fedora tier, which is why their favorite punching bags being fundamentalist christians is so funny -they're actually the ones most similar to them.

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>>12002451
i hate stories that never happened
they're so unbelievable

>> No.12002543

>>12002466
>the bible doesn't say go to mass
In most protestant churches there is no divine law which says you have to. Judaism has the sages, Islam has the companions. Protestant Christianity often has love as the whole law, with everything else mere tradition.

Even Catholicism is rather flexible because the pope can just change things. Christianity is the odd man out of the Abrahamic religions.

>> No.12002557

>>12002543
christianity has the church fathers. either way, no where in the bible does it say "love is the whole law" either. extrapolation IS religion and religious, the important text itself is not religion.

>> No.12002572

>>12002557
>christianity has the church fathers
Who are not put on a divine pedestal, they have no unique rights to interpret the bible in the way the Sages do.

>> No.12002608

>>12002557
>no where in the bible does it say "love is the whole law" either.
Galatians 5:14

Now crypto jews will often object with Matthew 5:17, but we have 2 millennia of Christianity clearly showing that's completely fucking irrelevant to Christian faith. So what's left is love for the protestants and the magisterium for Catholics.

>> No.12002800

>>12002608
I'm Jewish and I believe Jesus is a Roman-Jewish hoax. Literally ancient propaganda that people still follow. Not that Judaism is any more real, but ironic that its just Judaism lite without the ethnic component and rarely do Christians see that for what it is.

>> No.12002828

>>12002800
It's Judaism lite to the point that what remains of Judaism is just air. It imparts a modicum of flavour, but the law is usually ignored ... or dragged up when convenient to make an argument and then immediately forgotten when they eat pork and shrimp.

The only Judaism protestant Christianity is close to is reform Judaism. Even they give more of a shit about old Testament law than Christians.

>> No.12002831

>>12002828
You pay your taxes to the Roman authorities, not the Jewish temple. That's the point. And you don't get the neurological breeding advantages Jews get. The religion is obviously bullshit. The breeding scheme to create smart people is not.

>> No.12002849

>>11999278
>>11999287
This is because they can't serve meat and dairy on even the same plates and keep kosher, not because they don't want to sell you your slop.

>> No.12002891

>>12002831
It's the white European bred yids and the Russian "jews" driving up the IQ of jewry, the parts of jewry which bred sand niggers for millenia are still just sand niggers.

>> No.12002904

>>12002891
I dunno if its "whites" per se but rather conserved ancient pan-ethnic trader genes originally from further east, perhaps a bit of Italian mixed in but closer to like white people in Afghanistan I think to some degree.

Russian Jews are a bit dumber than Ashkenazim.

I wasn't claiming Sephardim or Mizrahim are unusually smart but as a neurological trait breeding scheme, Ashkenazic Jews do well for ourselves. A majority of American Jews are Reform Ashkenazim.

>> No.12003017

>>11999414
>>11999449
First 3 weeks: holocaust
Next 3 weeks: black history month
3 weeks after that: big test, final grades

>> No.12003020

>>12003017
We had one adopted Black girl in my Hebrew school class and she was quiet as a synagogue mouse. I think Holocaust was like one unit one semester in 4th grade. We did not learn a thing about Black people.

>> No.12003021

>>11999611
>Holocaust class

>> No.12003026

>>11999516
>>11999484
>>11999449
>>11999611
This wouldn't bother me so much if they taught about other genocides, like the Armenian genocide, or the holodomor which was bigger than the Holocaust anyways.

>> No.12003042

>>11999278
I feel sorry for you. You can't imbibe the heavenly deliciousness of Bacon.

>> No.12003046

>>12003042
I literally had a bacon sandwich for breakfast. It was gluten free too, not sure if it matters.

Kashrut = optional 4 Reform Jews.

>> No.12003329

>>12002441
HAHA

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>>12002323
>in the future jews will have qt moth wives
How do I convert?

>> No.12003597

>>11999287
KITTY

>> No.12003765

>>12003026
In Britain we've started making Holocaust Remembrance things about the Rwandan genocide too and Jews are extremely butthurt. So you have to qualify statements about how a particular genocide was terrible, but obviously the Holocaust was worse

>> No.12003776

>>11999843
>>11999896
This is actually cool and informative. Thank you, anon

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>>12003026
holodomor is capitalist propaganda

>> No.12004182

>>12004168
It's just Ukranians being eternally butt hurt and /pol/ seeing an easy angle to piss off jews.

>> No.12004365

>>12000754
What's reddit?
>>12002123
It's fine. The few times I had cheeseburgers in other establishments and in America I wasn't impressed. Couldn't taste any contribution from the cheese. There are worse things than not having a slap of radioactive American "cheese" on McDondald's' already iffy meat.